Around the place in however long it takes!

Error message

Deprecated function: implode(): Passing glue string after array is deprecated. Swap the parameters in drupal_get_feeds() (line 394 of /var/www/pied-piper.ermarian.net/includes/common.inc).

Pages

AuthorTopic: Around the place in however long it takes!
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #100
Wise Man forces the demons to back away from LF with a seemingly endless burst of rifle fire. He then replaces his gun for his katana and chops up several demons, again, for good measure.

--------------------
Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
--------------------
Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #101
"You worry about the temple, I'll hold back the demons!" yells NaCN to LF. With his crowbar in one hand and MP-5 in the other he jumps into the crowd of demons and attacks.

OOC: Flaming Blade, please don't be "cheatery."

--------------------

~ §øСüm
©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~
Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 1360
Profile #102
OOC:
quote:
Originally posted by Rosycat ze Pink Nephil:
OOC: It's Kamakaski! TEH ANSWER IS KAMAKASKI! Check out his/her member number! So cool!
What are you talking about? I'm confused.

IC: Spark laughs evilly and yells,"You cannot stop me! I'm am very powerful!"

Suddenly, a rock hits his head and falls to the ground, stunned.
Posts: 901 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #103
LF: I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a billion monkeys cried ouand then were silenced. I fear a terrible thing has happened.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #104
NaCN grabs Spark and stuffs him in a suitcase. "Just stay there and we'll try and resurrect you later," NaCN says as he chucks the suitcase into the bus.

--------------------

~ §øСüm
©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~
Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #105
*LF pulls out a demon picture magazine and throws it at the demons.

Many of the demons hurt themselves trying to get at it.

LF: Never underestimate the power of magazines.

[ Thursday, February 20, 2003 19:58: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1886
Profile #106
Seeing that the Prince of Lies had stopped chasing them, Lethalis relaxed. Hearing the Mechanic's cry for help, he heads over to the hole in the bottom of the bus, where he begins to turn whole demons into lots of little demon pieces. Rosycat and the stewardess start throwing the pieces out of the bus; meanwhile the mechanic gets out his blow torch and duct tape and starts trying to seal the hole back up.

[ Thursday, February 20, 2003 20:40: Message edited by: Nicol Bolas ]

--------------------
"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without
Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #107
OOC: Okay... half the fellas are out of the bus, in some temple and the rest are on it while it cruises along hell with top speed. What are we doing? :rolleyes:

--------------------
Ah! My Homepage - In Finnish and English
Geneforge - The Maps
My Elfwood Gallery - Stories I've written in english
The WALL - Forums in Finnish
Waiting for medication. I could really use some.
Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 517
Profile #108
No 'around the ...' topic ever makes sense. Who cares?

Exar Kun gets his starfighter and starts shooting people.

And yes, that was a very short IC, but I'm too lazy to write a long one, since the next thing that has to happen is the result of the sanctification, and I can't think of anything...

-E-

--------------------
Let them eat cake!

Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially.
Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #109
quote:
Originally posted by Absent-Minded Girlie:
OOC: Okay... half the fellas are out of the bus, in some temple and the rest are on it while it cruises along hell with top speed. What are we doing? :rolleyes:
OOC: As far as I know, half of us are at a temple trying to sanctify an evil alter/keep the demons back while someone else sanctifies the alter, and the other half of the group is trying to defend the bus (which is parked outside the temple, not going on a cruse in hell) from more demons.

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 09:49: Message edited by: Aluminum Oxide ]

--------------------

~ §øСüm
©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~
Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #110
OOC: Okay, I'm back, and would like to point out the fact that I AM A PRIEST YOU DOOFI. Yes, doofi. I decided it's the plural of doofus.

IC:
ADoS: Okay, let's see... Eh, what's this?
*There is a button on the dashboard labeled "DEMONS B-GONE".*
ADoS: Oh, how convenient.
*He presses the button, and the demons all run away in fear.*
ADoS: That was easy. Now we just have to sanctify the temple and altar.
*ADoS gets off the bus, and heads to the temple with his simple wooden staff.*

OOC(A): Once again, John, these people could care less about the suburbs of Boston. Please stop referring to them.

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 10:21: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ]

--------------------
My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics
An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid!
---------
The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry...
Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 65
Profile Homepage #111
After ADOS pressed the button Milla sighed a breath of relief "Finally it's over!" she sighs but some of the other passengers were not so pleased...
"Hey we were fighting here!"
"Spoiled it for us all didn't you?"
" I'll report you to the bus company!"

Milla grins and heads over to the temple to see the sanification of the temple.

--------------------
...a sadist is only someone that is terribly nice to a masochist...

Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:www.thespark.com now!

Also look at my site here
This is also a
good site
Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
BANNED
Member # 42
Profile Homepage #112
quote:
Originally posted by Rosycat ze Pink Nephil:
OOC: It's Kamakaski! TEH ANSWER IS KAMAKASKI! Check out his/her member number! So cool!
[/b]
OOC: Im guessing he knows me on Graal since I was advertising SpidWeb on the Graal forums : /

--------------------
Huked on Foniks wurked fro mee!

Hurry Lowtax!
Posts: 140 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #113
LF: Well, let's see here... If I focus all of my efforts on the left side, the right side will be isolated and could be destroyed by a pincer attack.

ADoS: What are you doing?!?

LF: Oh sorry, I was playing Geneforge.

ADoS: You're supposed to be santifying the temple.

LF: Alright, I get back to it.

*LF returns to santifying the altar.

OOC: Dude, I think Rosycat's a chick. How many guys are PINK Nephils?

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 13:31: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #114
OOC: Actually, I know several guys whose favorite color is pink.

IC:
ADoS: I'm getting hot here. Let's hurry up!
*ADoS sanctifies the altar, yet again. Then, he makes a startling discovery.*
ADoS: This isn't the altar, this is just a coffee table!
*The group moves to the real altar, and sanctifies it. It explodes.*
ADoS: Well, I guess that was it. Let's get back to the bus, quickly!
*Everyone runs toward the bus, and get there just as it begins to float up toward the top of the cliff. They scramble aboard. The bus gets back to the top, and lands on the road.*
ADoS: Well, let's get going! I hear there's a big farm a few miles away! Shall we go there?

--------------------
My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics
An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid!
---------
The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry...
Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2445
Profile #115
OOC:
quote:
Originally posted by Lone Flame:

OOC: Dude, I think Rosycat's a chick. How many guys are PINK Nephils?

Tee hee. Yes I am a chick. Luckily for Lone Flame. :D

And Kamakaski's member number is 42, 'kay?

--------------------
Aces off.
Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #116
Suddenly, a huge firey hand grabs the bus and drags it right back down.

Satan: HAHAHA! You think your puny "demon-b-gone" button can scare me away??

ADoS hit the pedal, causing the wheels to scrape Satan's hand, which, in turn, caused Satan to drop the bus. ADoS quickly drove it back to the sanctified temple. Satan gave a cry of rage, and lumbered away.

Sir David: ADoS, could you try that floaty thing again?

ADoS tried, but failed; the bus would not fly. Suddenly, looking out the windows, everyone noticed an army coming their way. ADoS tried the button once more, but it did not work. After they allowed the army to get a little closeer, they saw why: it was an army of the undead, not demons!

Sir David: Quick! Back to the temple!

Everyone piled into the temple, drawing their weapons once more. The army lumbered towards them towards them at an alarming pace; soon the smell of rotting flesh hit them, and many gagged. First one, then another, then all the Spiderwebbers with ranged weapons began mowing them down, but more kept coming, wave after wave after wave.

LF: WE WILL SOON BE SWAMPED! NONE OF US CAN HOLD THEM MUCH LONGER!

Thinking quickly (mostly about how he did not have a ranged weapon of his own), Sir David got the attention of Mighty Paladin and the two went to the site of the blasted alter, and began to push them together, muttering incantations all the while. Soon they had a new white marble alter. Just then, Satan reappeared with his flying minions, and the Spiderwebbers ran into the middle of the temple, gathered around the alter. At that moment, a white portal appeared in front of them, above the alter. A deep voice spoke.

"Enter the portal; it is a pathway to heaven," the voice said.

Seeing no other choice, they all jumped into the portal, hoping to come out safely oon the other side.

The mechanic was still on the bus when all of this happened. Thinking quickly, he started the bus and drove it straight at the alter, smashing it once more, and managing to get the bus into the portal a millisecond before it closed.

OOC: Rosycat, you said you wanted to go to Heaven next... you're welcome :D

--------------------
And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #117
By Mighty Paladin, you also mean my 19 paladins that are my men?

--------------------
This is MY link.
Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards!
Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!!
Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more!
We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably.
One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
-Starcraft Observers
R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered.
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #118
No, I mean you. I figured your men would be out fighting the undead.

--------------------
And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #119
OOC: Minions are worthless in the longrun. At NSI all of LF's forces got wiped out rather quickly.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2445
Profile #120
OOC: Ta.

IC: Rosy looked out the window at all the cloudy white stuff and sighed. "This is more like it."

Then she cranked up NOFX.

--------------------
Aces off.
Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00
Agent
Member # 798
Profile Homepage #121
JF and ADOS escape Jason and find there Bus. ADOS and JF get back in there Bus and slowly drive out of Hell.
JF, We'll never get to Cape Cod.
ADOS. I'm not going to Cape Cod, I'm going to the Oil Tank in Boston.
The Bus drives North to Boston.

--------------------
Look Ma, I'm banned!
Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #122
*LF pulls out his XBox and that vollyball game with the hot game chicks & starts playing it.

OOC: Small it is, but uncreative I am. Also Mindspark, check your PM for Shik ara's meaning...

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 19:06: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2445
Profile #123
Rosy glared at him.
"That's very bad for your mind, you know."
So she shot his Xbox.
"Never liked those things."
"Do you know, I'm beginning to realise that you're not a very nice person!" Rosy snickered.
"What else is new? Do you have any good novels? I finished these."
Lone Flame silently handed her Pride and Prejudice, an expression of disillusionment on his face.
"Thanks. Have a Roasted Rat... um... Grammar Wench, what's the singular of "Snax"?"
"Whatever it is, I think I'll pass."

Lone Flame went upstairs and sulked.

--------------------
Aces off.
Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #124
*LF begins to do some really fansy and extremely powerful combination of stuff.
*Suddenly, a strange being made of pure energy appears and smacks him.

OOC: How's that for keeping him at a fine median?

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 19:46: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

Pages