Around the place in however long it takes!
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Shaper
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written Monday, March 3 2003 15:58
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OOC: AAAAAHH! OH NO! EVERYONE IS LEAVING! Okay, MindSpark and Rosycat. It's still two people. Stop the stupid LAN party already. IC: ADoS: Oh, so this is California! It's great! Everything is so Californian. *Suddenly, a rock falls out of the sky.* ADoS: Hey, what's going on?! *More rocks fall out of the sky. ADoS looks up, and sees that the rocks are coming from a guy standing on the roff of the building behind him.* ADoS: Hey, you shouldn't do that! You could hurt so-- *A rock hits him on the head, knocking him unconscious.* RoR: Oh no! Are you okay? ADoS(grimacing) Yeah, I think so... RoR: Oh, you're so strong and manly! I love you! *RoR kisses ADoS. Then, ADoS opens his eyes, only to find that he is not kissing RoR, but rather, he is recieving CPR from Lethalis.* ADoS: AAAAAHHH!!!!! Lethalis: Oh, good. You're okay. ADoS: Lethalis, CPR is for when a person isn't breathing! Lethalis: But you weren't breathing. ADoS: Were you sitting on my stomach when you realized this? Lethalis: Yes. ADoS: Don't you think that might be why I wasn't breathing?! Lethalis: Oh, sorry. ADoS: GET OFF OF ME! *Lethalis gets up, and walks away to look for some eating establishment to attach to the bus.* -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2339
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written Monday, March 3 2003 16:03
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GH:WHERE IS THAT ROCK-DROPPING, UNCARING PERSON!? *suddenly, a rock hits Gh on the head, then he starts fading in and out of exsistence, but does not fade out and not come back.* GH: YOW!! Man, that hurts, luckily I just recovered.(when Gh is hit by something that normally kills something living, he fades in and out of exsistence, but never fades out permanently, like all Atlantian undead creatures.) -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Monday, March 3 2003 16:32
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Sir David utterly crushes LF, realizing that the Zerg are actually not all that bad on such a small map. He then gets up and looks for the guy throwing rocks. He sees him. Sir David: Hey! You! The guy threw a rock at him, but missed. Sir David: Don't make me come up there and - The guy threw another rock. Sir David: AAAGGGGGHHHH!!! YOU DENTED MY ARMOR! OK, you're so screwed... Sir David began climbing up towards him. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2339
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written Monday, March 3 2003 16:35
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GH then jumped up real high and landed near the rock-throwing guy. GH: Throw one more rock and I'll pump ya full of blades! Oh, if you're confused about my name, call me Steven. But in this rp, call me Gh. -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Monday, March 3 2003 17:20
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*LF castes a spell on the rockthrowing dude, causing him to burst into flames and die. *Everyone looks at LF in a strange way. LF: Time to explore. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Monday, March 3 2003 17:26
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Yo wudup ma dawg Steve-e-o IC: Sir David, slapping himself for the temporary insanity he just experienced, joined LF, because he has nothing else to do. He narrowly missed the edge of the roof, falling down to the ground below. Sir David: Ow. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2339
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written Monday, March 3 2003 17:33
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When GH turns around(after the rock-thrower was killed.), he notices a graveyard, he thinks he sees a movement from near a tombstone(dirt shifting around.). :cool: -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Monday, March 3 2003 19:14
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*LF plays "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses. Sir David: Do you always have to play music whenever you do anything? LF: Yes. But this song goes with the situation. Sir David: How so? LF: Look around. Sir David: Point taken. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Master
Member # 1046
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written Monday, March 3 2003 19:20
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Wise Man joins LF. "Who said y'all can explore without me?" -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Monday, March 3 2003 19:45
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LF: Welcome to our exploration team thingy. sk only one question... Can we go explore Apple HQ sometime during our traveling of California or shall we just engage young women in some Californication? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 1886
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written Monday, March 3 2003 20:22
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Lethalis, hearing that people are planning to explore, decides to wander over and see who else is coming. All the nearby normal humans run away screaming when Lethalis smiles at them. "Well I guess that settles it, I'm just gonna have to go and kill something now." Lethalis grabs his maul and viciously attacks the first thing he sees. Then he realizes that he has just destroyed one of the tires on the bus. "Oops." Tossing his maul back in the bus, Lethalis tries to look innocent as he wanders after LF and Wiseman. :D -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Monday, March 3 2003 20:29
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*LF smacks Lethalis when he arrives. Lethalis: What was that for? LF: Breaking something on the bus! Lethalis: But how did you know? LF: Actually I didn't but between you running here really quickly and the bus's car alarm, it was pretty obvious. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
Member # 1359
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 10:48
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*NaCN gets out more duct-tape and starts fixing the bus.* -------------------- ~ §øСüm ©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~ Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 12:50
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Sir David threw him aside and grabbed the duct tape. Sir David: NO ONE fixes tires with duct tape but me. Sir David began work. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 13:11
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*LF stops at a hardware store and buys more ducktape. Then he returns to exploring LF: Oh dear god what is that? Wiseman: I think it's Ben Afflact(SP?). LF: No, it can't be... There's no Matt. Wiseman: Be that as it may, it Ben Afflact(SP?) LF: In that case.... Run like hell, before he kills us with his bad acting skills. *LF and Wiseman end up on a beach. LF: What the.... Wiseman: Holy (censored) we're on Venice beach. Run. [ Tuesday, March 04, 2003 13:15: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 65
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 20:14
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Milla getting bored, decides to get off the bus and study skribbane. (In other words I have left the rp for now) -------------------- ...a sadist is only someone that is terribly nice to a masochist... Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:www.thespark.com now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
Member # 1359
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 21:36
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quote:NaCN is about to beat the living bajeezus out of Sir David, but then remembered that he uses black electrical tape. -------------------- ~ §øСüm ©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~ Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 1886
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 12:13
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Lethalis entertains himself making a sand castle. After he finishes the castle and all four of it's towers, he starts making a wall around the castle. Lone Flame walks by, sees the five foot tall sand castle that Lethalis is making, and decides he is going to have some fun with him. Walking up to the castle, LF casually takes a surrepticious swipe at the base of the castle with his foot. He hurts his foot on the solid foundation of the castle. "Lethalis?" "Yeah?" "What the hell did you do to this sand? It's as hard as rock." "Well, it kind of is a peice of rock now. With enough pressure, you can make stones fuse. Sand is just really little stones." LF stands back and watches as Lethalis squeezes a handful of sand. Lethalis' powerful arms and shoulders ripple as the muscles contract, and there is a sound somewhat like a hissing crack. Lethalis opens his hands, and shows the brick of sand he made to LF. "See, all you have to do is apply a few tons of pressure." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 15:12
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LF: I prefer my way. *LF lifts a block of normal sand with his mind and compresses it. Lethalis: Well, not everyone has telekenesis. LF: And not everyone has great strength. Lethalis: True. LF: Although making glass plates and sandwiching sand in the middle is better. Lethalis: Whatever. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 16:00
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Sir David walked down to the beach and began making various awesome things in the sand, including a 4 ft high fortress. Sir David walked up to Lethalis. Sir David: I challenge thee to a duel. Lethails shrugged, and picked him up and began squeezing him. Sir David: No, no, not a real one! With castles, I mean! He ran back to his fortress and began pelting Lethalis' with sandballs, to no effect. Lethalis stomped, creating a minor faultline under Sir David's; it immediately fell below the surface. Sir David: Hmm... rematch... He got back to work. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 16:57
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LF: So a free for all sand castle contest... Cool. *LF gets started on a slighty mighty looking sand castle. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Apprentice
Member # 2709
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 17:24
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Just as things are beggining to settle down, a giant, twenty-foot tall cyclops drags itself out of the water, flourescent seaweed covering his bright, newly polished armor. He walks over to Lone Flame. Cyclops: Watcha doin? Lone Flame: Making sand castles for a war. Now go away. you'll ruin everything. Cyclops: Awww.... please? Come on, I'm really good! I'll be on your side! Just gimme a chance! Please! Lone Flame: There are no teams, you childish moron. But fine. You can play. Just DON'T MESS UP!!! Cyclops: Goodee! The Cyclops immediately stoops down and begins making a hill out of the sand, which turns to glass beneath his knees. Suddenly, he screams in pain: NOOOOO!!! I'VE GOT SAND IN MY ARMOR!!! -------------------- Looks like someone needs to stick their head in some Ice Water... Posts: 29 | Registered: Wednesday, February 26 2003 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 18:21
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LF: Ha Ha! You should have thought of that before you played in the sand. Anyway. I wish you luck in removing the sand from your armor. [ Wednesday, March 05, 2003 18:24: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 1886
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 21:24
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OOC: Damn, I didn't realize that Lethalis was that strong. IC: Lethalis finishes the wall around his castle, and then begins making the town within the wall (the wall is roughly circular and about 15 feet across, with the castle anchoring it at one section). Lethalis shapes the huts roughly, and then goes on to make a very life-like representation of a city market, complete with little figures that look vaguely human. Putting the finishing touch on the market, a hapless pair of lovebirds being mugged, Lethalis sits down and looks over his creation. "It is Good." Meanwhile, Sir David looks at Lethalis' sand city with envy. Contemplating what he should make next, Lethalis doesn't realize that the tide has come in. Sitting within a circle of moderately dry sand, Lethalis looks over the three foot tall wall. "Uh oh. Time to abandon my creation to the vagaries of life." Standing up to his full height, Lethalis steps over the wall. He heads up the beach, and finds a large rock. Waiting until the level of the water was almost level with the top of the wall, Lethalis throws the stone. The stone strikes the inside wall of the city, and bursts through. The wall begins to break up as water pours into the small hole. In a few minutes, only the highest tower of the castle is showing. [ Thursday, March 06, 2003 07:20: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
Member # 798
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 12:49
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JF goes to the Silicon Valley to meet his Characters. JF. Hello. Character. So you want to see our world, let me show it to you. JF finds himself in a pub surronded by shady Executives. Shady Executive. Hey Luie, let's make the judge a offer he can't refuse. JF. Nothing good can come of this. Shad Exec. So let send our thugs down to shake a few people. That means to Extort in shady exec language. JF. What have I created. Shady Exec. We are shady Execs, on the boarder line of Extortinists. JF. Yay. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |