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OOC: Um, Milla, little correction... the apparatus didn't really do anything, it was just to fool everyone else (because in reality it Riibu's true powers and so on..), and actually it'd be whole lot worse matter if the color wound't start coming back. You see, there is but one rule that all of us muzt apply to: Do not change anything, ever! I follow that in everything.. and therefore there is a little spell on her, that after a while everything she's done, becomes un-done. Sort of. So, eventually, the green color becomes red again. :)

IC: "Mmmm... food.. strange though, I feel like having a cake. Odd that, considering I just ate one..."

[ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 02:25: Message edited by: Absent-Minded Girlie ]

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Wench giggled. "Oh, Lethalis, you're such a dashing hero." :)

She glanced up from her book and noticed the new Taco Bell. "YAY! I love tacos!" She raced over to the trailer to order soft tacos, chicken fajitas and lots and lots of cinnamon twisty-things. "TACO PARTY!"

OOC: Aw, no food poisoning. That wouldn't be happy.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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Can we hook up stuff to the bus? Like a house trailer? And can we install a new engine?

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Senile Reptile
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CAN YUO HOOK 1000 POSTS TO THE BUS!?!?!?!?!?!

YAY!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOORJ!!!111

ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

*Shakes bus in attempt to do happy dance*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

BUUUUUUUUURMA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!

MAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

1000,1000,1000,1000,1000,1000,1000,1000,1000,1000

Cheers!

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Polaris
Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
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Yay for...850-something posts! *can't be bothered to check her own measly Erudite post count* Eh, well, I'll have 1000 someday.

IC: With a taco dripping fire sauce in one hand, a bag of cinnamon-twirly-thingies in the other, a soda propped precariously against the back of the seat and a book in her lap, Wench is very, very happy. Oblivious to all around her (except bad grammar, of course), she resumes reading and screaming at the characters of her book, because they're all horrible, horrible people.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
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JF comes on the Bus.
JF. I've been following you since Maldon Street.
ADOS. I'm sorry, I should have pulled over.
JF. Can I join.
ADOS. Yes, just don't try to take over.
JF. I wont, Are we driving around West Revere, Revere, or the hole Boston Area.
ADOS, Let's just drive around Revere, Maldon, and Saugas.
JF. okay. why don't we turn this into a cross country trip.
ADOS. That's a good Idea, Our firt stop is that crazy desighn on that oil tank in Dorchestor.
JF, ahh, I was thinking of Cape Cod.
ADOS, Okay, Cape Cod it is.

[ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 10:35: Message edited by: JF ]

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Spark jumps out the window, expecting to hit a bulldozer sidecar.

He hits the road.

"OW!" he screams as he runs toward the bus.
Posts: 901 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
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OOC (to everyone): Please note that the "Taco Wagon" is not owned or operated by Taco Bell. It's more like a nomadic Taco Time than a Taco Bell. Still, it can serve whatever you want, provided that it can be found at a taco-ish fast food place.

IC:
NaCN walks up to Lethalis and says: "Hey dude, thanks for installing the Taco Wagon! I was just expecting that we would have to stop and get out of the bus to order, but this is much better."
With that, Sodium Cyanide walks into the Taco Wagon and orders an Ultra Burrito with extra beans.

[ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 11:17: Message edited by: Sodium MAOanide ]

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JF. Are we still in Revere ADOS?
ADOS. We are in the Soth Shore, by Quincy.
JF. Thanks, wake me when we hit Cape Cod.
ADOS. I will.
ADOS drives to the Oil tank in Dorchestor, JF wakes up.
JF. ADOS, turn around and go to Cape Cod.
ADOS. Do I have too?
JF. Yes.
ADOS, okay.
ADOS turns the bus around and heads for Cape Cod.

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Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00
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Tapping JF on the shoulder, Lethalis reminds him that they won't be turning the bus into a spaceship, unless a UFO lands on the bus, and they can get it duct taped down before it tries to take off.

At the next stop, Lethalis gets off of the bus and hunts up a hot dog vendor, who jumps onto the bus, still pushing his hot dog stand. Lethalis gets back on the bus and points to an empty lot near a residential area, "Park over there." After he makes sure that they won't take off without him, Lethalis, heads back out, and comes back twenty minutes later, dragging an Ice cream truck. After about an hour of work, and a whole lot of duct tape, the bus aquires a new Ice cream vendor.

Handing the terrified driver $1.50, Lethalis says, "I'll have a Drumstick®™."

OOC: Now we have some variety!

[ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 14:40: Message edited by: Nicol Bolas ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
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Jf. I think that's the Governors house.
ADOS. The Governor lives on Beakon Hill.
JF. Then who's house it That?
ADOS. Some random guy named Adom Smith.
JF. All. Look, there is the harbor, can we pull over.
ADOS, Fine.
ADOS and JF look into the harbor.
JF. I wonder if any ships still comes into this Harbor?
ADOS. I don't know but there's a dark and scary inn near here that where going to stay tonight.
ADOS and JF goes back into the Bus and rides to a dark and scary inn by Cape Cod bay.

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Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00
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Profile #61
Motrax, happily lying in the back of a bulldozer, began to sing a song:

"I like, I like, I like, to roast!
I like to roast, and toast, and post!
One thousand toasts, one thousand posts,
I do so like to eat my toast!

"I'm glad I'm not, an insolent knave!
If I was so, I wouldn't behave!
And if I did not, behave, behave!
I would not use, any Burma Shave!"

Motrax, obviously quite drunk, fell back to sleep. Little did he know the trouble that was to come up ahead...

OOC: That's right, the next post had better have some trouble in it!

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Polaris
Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
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With a roar, Wench leapt into the middle of the aisle and bristled at JF. "Back, are you?" she roared. "Darn straight there's going to be trouble! You'd better shape up your grammar, mister, or you'll be tasting the blade of my Scythe! GRRRRRR!"

OOC: All in fun, JF. :) But do try to be intelligible, please, and don't be pointless.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Profile #63
hehehe...

Sir David, enjoying the recent addition of variety in food choices, was the first to notice the high-pitched screeching coming from far behind the bus, but rapidly coming closer. He finished his vanilla ice cream, then looked to where the sounds was coming from. A few dots, rapidly growing, were all he could see. Suddenly they came into view. Sir David gasped and ran to the front of the bus.
"ADoS! ADoS! We're being chased by huge black airplanes!" he shouted.
ADoS sighed and kept driving.
"I am serious! Look for yourself!" he continued desperately.

Suddenly, a pinging sound rang through the bus, attracting everyone's attention. A loud crash followed.
Sir David went to the second floor to get a better look, then went out through the window and onto the roof, which had only 3 bull dozers on top. He noticed his sizzling duct tape.
"AHHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL DUCT TAPE!" he sobbed.

Sir David's cries woke Motrax from his drunken slumber, who looked at him, looked at the planes, arose, and launched himself.

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Apparently, when the bus driver started going, he never remembered to check to see if the mechanic working on the bus was done. It turns out, he was clinging to the bottom, slowly cutting his way in. A small section of flooring popped up and out of it came a man, dressed in overalls, carrying a blowtorch.

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Spark screams: "STOP!" at the bus. ADoS stops and lets him in.

"Whew. That was some run."

Spark gets himself a hot dog at Taco Wagon. :P
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Wise Man gets up from meditation, looks around, buys a taco, eats it, and goes back to his meditation. :rolleyes:

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*Lone Flame teleports to where everyone else is.

LF: Hello.

OOC: Could someone tell me what this thing's about?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
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OOC:Sorry Riibu I didn't read the poits properly.
IC: Looks around at the now red interior.

"Mmmm I like the colour red it makes me feel bouncy!" Milla starts jumping on the backseat singing
"5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell off and broke his head...

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Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
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LF: Alone again again alone, Patiently waiting by the phone, Hoping that you will call me home, The pain inside my love denied, Hopes and dreams swallowed by pride, Everything I need it lies in you, ?Cause I’m broken, know I need you now, ?Cause deep inside I'm broken, You see the way I live, I know I know your heart is broken, When I turn away, I need to be broken, Take the pain away...

Wiseman: What are you doing?

LF: Singing.

Wiseman: Well, in that case... Shut up!!!!

LF: But it's a good song. Oh well... When I see her eyes, look into my eyes, then i realize that, she could see inside my head, so i close my eyes, thinking that i could hide, disassociate so i don't have to lose my head, this situation leads to agitation, will she cut me off?, will this be amputation?, i don't know if i care, i'm the jerk, life's not fair,fighting all the time, this is out of line, she loves me not, do you realize I won't compromise, she loves me not...

*WM hits LF with his sword.

[ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 19:26: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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Spork, the great knight, sat waiting by the bus stop.

The bus drove by.

Spork sighed and rubbed his shiny white plastic head, muttering, "It's because I'm a spork, isn't it..."

He was then stepped on and promptly forgotten.

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This may, in fact, be a long, rambling post without much bearing on the topic of the thread. Consider yourself warned.
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NaCN climbs onto the third bulldozer and begins to empty MP-5 clips on the dark thing which knocked off the fourth bulldozer.

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This Side Towards Enemy
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ADoS asked me to pass on a message saying he'll be away for a couple of days. Whatever that means for this thread, note it.
Posts: 1000 | Registered: Thursday, October 11 2001 07:00
Cartographer
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OOC: Does that mean we could sort of.. hijack this bus? And do what we please with it? *evil grin*

IC: Sits on one of the last greenish seats eating toffee ice [s]cream and giggling every once in a while.

[ Wednesday, February 19, 2003 07:15: Message edited by: Absent-Minded Girlie ]

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The mechanic hauls himself up into his seat, then looks to see what the seat pocket in front of him holds. "Oh look, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition."

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JESUS FREAK
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Starting soon: Progress on The Hammer Falls, a fun filled BoE scenario with lots of undead to kill.

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