Around the place in however long it takes!
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 17:52
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OOC: And we went to Iraq and then France, as RoR will gladly summarize and explain for/to you. IC: Sir David, happy to find some enemies who did not come at him in hordes, took out the ol' bow and applied it just as liberally as before. Un fortunately, it was just as effective; the leathery skin of the dinosaurs was just too tough. Sir David decided, instead, to raid the taco place while the guy was still in shock from all that had happened recently. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 17:57
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Wise Man tries to throw shurikens at the dinosaurs' eyes, but most of them miss and bounce off their thick skin. He then pulls out his rifle (yes, it's a crappy old AK-47, so what) to shoot them instead. -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 18:36
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ADOS is standing on the top of the bus, he then falls down. He slips down the bus and see's JF above him. He pulls out his hand and says, ADOS. JF brother, help me. JF pulls out his hand and grabs ADOS. JF. If I drop you, will you fly. JF drops ADOS to his death. As ADOS falls he see's JF laughing evily. JF. HA,HA,HA, long live the King. ADOS wakes up fromeis nightmare. He goes into JF's room with a knife. He holds the knife over JF's head. ADOS. There will be no killing on this Voyage. ADOS puts away his dagger and goes back to his room where he uneasily falls back to sleep. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, February 26 2003 20:53
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*Suddenly a being a pure energy smack JF. LF: Ha ha. *The being then smacks LF. JF: Ha ha. *The being smacks JF. (this goes on for a while) Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 03:43
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"Stop it, both of you." Wise Man throws LF and JF into a porta-potty so they can fight it out themselves. :P -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 04:44
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Lethalis looks out at the dinosaurs and decides to leave that to the people who have guns. He picks up a Mad magazine and begins chortling over the antics of the black and white spies. :cool: EDIT: Motrax, Logalot check your PM's [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 04:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
Member # 1359
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 10:08
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*chucks a hand grenade through the "fume vent" at the top of the porta-potty containing JF and LF, then duct-tapes it closed* NaCN: OK people, let's try to get the island's power turned on. -------------------- ~ §øСüm ©ÿªñ¡Ðë ~ Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 444
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 11:13
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Does anyone on board have any tazers? Or any CAR-15s? -------------------- JESUS FREAK Strategy Sports at its Finest WE CONTROL THE WAY YOU MOVE FEAR US Starting soon: Progress on The Hammer Falls, a fun filled BoE scenario with lots of undead to kill. Come on, click here! Please?! PLEASE?! Here Posts: 661 | Registered: Thursday, December 27 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 13:40
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Hmm. No, but I do have a really good sword... IC: Sir David rushed at the dinosaurs, who were forced to close their eyes for protection from his fellow Spiderwebbers' barrage. He ran alongside one, then grabbed ahold of its tail and climbed up on it. The dinosaur stopped, screeched, and thrashed wildly about, trying to get Sir David off, but its arms were too short and its tail too stiff. Sir David grasped the neck, and at that moment the dinosaur bucked, almost throwing Sir David off; he barely managed to hold on to the front of the neck. Without thinking he slid the blade in, then realized his stupidity as the dinosaur gave a final screech and tumbled to the ground, with him beneath... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 13:47
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JF. At a time like this I remember the words of Martin Luther in the 1500's. "Here I stand, and nothing will move me from this position". A T rex picks up JF with his teeth. JF. Except the teeth of a Trex. JF is placed in a Island near Cuba. JF looks around and see's night clubs, casinos and Hotels. Sadly JF is under the age of 21 and 18 so he trys to find a way out of this adult entertainment world, Most of the nightclubs are strip clubs and most of the hotels and casinos have strip clubs. JF. Hmm, I'll just sit here on this bench and watch the prostitutes, drunks, crossdressures and gangsta's walk around. And that's the All Capone gangsta not the Crypt gangsta, but the Crypt Gangsta's are there too. -------------------- Look Ma, I'm banned! Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 14:02
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Fine, can we stop off at the next Heavy Weapons store? -------------------- JESUS FREAK Strategy Sports at its Finest WE CONTROL THE WAY YOU MOVE FEAR US Starting soon: Progress on The Hammer Falls, a fun filled BoE scenario with lots of undead to kill. Come on, click here! Please?! PLEASE?! Here Posts: 661 | Registered: Thursday, December 27 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 14:38
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*LF pulls out a rocket launcher, but can't find any ammo. LF: Bloody hell. *LF pulls out a BFG10K from Quake 2, but again fails to find the ammo. LF: Perhaps a shotgun... *LF pulls out his shotgun. This time he finds the ammo. *The entity smacks Wiseman. LF: Finally. It's killing time. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:02
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Rosycat smacks LF. "Oh, smack me again, pink one!" "Shut up," the nephil raises her voice to a yell, "WILL EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP KILLING THINGS? IT GETS VERY BORING AFTER A WHILE. LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN, LIKE DRINK PINA COLADAS (OR MOCKTAILS) AND TITTER AT THE GORGY GUYS (OR CHICKS) ON A SUNNY BEACH SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE LOTS OF PALM TREES AND ICE CREAM TRUCKS. AND SUN. OR ALTERNATIVELY, WE COULD READ JANE AUSTEN NOVELS AND WISH TO BE VIRTUOUS AND ANNOYING AND UNMANNERED. OR WE COULD GO TO LONDON, OR MEXICO, OR VALORIM, OR BEST OF ALL, SOME LITTLE VILLAGE IN DORSET WITH PRIM LITTLE KNITTING LADIES AND FLOWERS AND PRETENTIOUS THATCHED COTTAGES. WHATEVER. JUST STOP KILLING PEOPLE AND PLAYING AWFUL MUSIC, ALL RIGHT?" [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 16:04: Message edited by: Rosycat ze Pink Skribbane Dealer ] -------------------- Aces off. Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:06
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You're right the killing is a little old. And my music isn't bad. *LF starts playing "Straight out of line" by Godsmack. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:08
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Hmm. We could definitely stop with the music, but as for the rest... well, this is a Spidweb RPG after all... EDIT: Man... LF's thing wasn't there when I typed this... [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 16:10: Message edited by: Sir DAOvid ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:11
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OOC: Yes I know. I'm quick like that. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
Member # 73
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:44
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OOC: Uh, okay... So, are we leaving or are we staying in Jurrassic Park for a while longer? IC: *One of the few remaining Dilophosaurs spits its venom at ADoS, but he blocks it with his staff.* ADoS: Oh no! You paralyzed my staff! DIE, YOU VILE FIEND! *ADoS impales the Dilophosaur's head with the staff. Venom spurts all over the place, and covers the staff (and ADoS) almost completely.* ADoS: YAY! My staff is poisonous! Goodie! *He then falls over, paralyzed, and waits patiently for help.* -------------------- My BoE graphics archive is finally getting started! Yay! I hope you like my graphics.My BoE Graphics An absurdly fun Flash game- Refridgerator Raid! --------- The Lyceum- A board for BoE. Yes it is. Really. Stop staring at me! Stop it, I say! Oh, sorry... Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 16:55
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*LF castes a cleansing spell and a cure poison spell on ADoS. ADoS: Thanks. LF: No problem. That will be 3 billions dollars. ADoS: What?!!!!? LF: Just kidding. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:39
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Give me one good reason why I can't sacrifice my men to control Sliceon, do you remember the mysterious man I put on the bus? HE'S SLICEON! :P (By the way, Sliceon can't use his full powers because he is not in Atlantis, the city he rules over.) [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 17:42: Message edited by: Mighty Paladin of the Holy Blade ] -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:41
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Don't make me unleash The Entity on you. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:44
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The entity? WHAT'S KEEPING ME FROM SACRIFICING MY MEN NOW!? HUH?! Give me one good reason, or I will sacrifice anyway. -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:47
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I just gave you one. Here's another one. You should have them die in a doomed attack. It worked for me. [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 17:49: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:52
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I'm making this simpler, if you reject, TOO BAD!! *suddenly, Mp stuck his sword in the ground, so did his men.* MP&Men:Sliceon, Sliceon, God of power, take our souls to grant you power.(thay repeat this for a while) *Then, the mysterious man on the bus smashed the side of, and seemed to teleport over to Mp& his men, and then them and their swords and all their other equipment disappeared(sp?), then he mutates into a giant, powerful serpent god.* Sliceon:I HAVE BEEN AWAKENED!!!!!!! -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 17:58
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OOC: Whatever Apophis. Be advised that I'm watching you. Actually better yet.... IC: The being of pure energy blasts the Serpent creature with a Soul Flame spell, thus destroying it. LF: And so The Entity strikes again. OOC: The Entity is what I use to keep LF and others in check when their egos have taken over. [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:07: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 18:05
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But just before it hits, Sliceon swings his hand in front of it and is knocked back at the energy being(HE'S A GOD, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!)! -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |