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Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #717
quote:
Originally written by Iffy tied in a battle with Nalyd.:

quote:
Hell, I haven't even had time to think up a new cheap gimmick to use for my name & sig...

Well, as for your sig, could you shorten or remove it? It is too long.

Why ya gotta rag on my intellectual theft... er, creativity.

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Super Special Awesome

Believe it

Different name, same results
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
3-D editor in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #6
Rambling on about stuff being bad for people's health is bad for your health. So sayeth the idiot.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

-One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
-We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
-If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
-I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #715
I know the feeling. Between school, car troubles, computer troubles, and angry ninjas constantly attacking me while I hang out with Asian people, I just haven't had time to do much myself.

Hell, I haven't even had time to think up a new cheap gimmick to use for my name & sig...

[ Saturday, October 06, 2007 19:26: Message edited by: Zapp Brannigan ]

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

-One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
-We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
-If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
-I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #708
I try to have a minimum of two other posts in between my RP postings, so I, too, am waiting on another person to post.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

-One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
-We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
-If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
-I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #705
At WotC they have a term for what I'm about to do and it is called...

Bump

[ Monday, September 17, 2007 09:51: Message edited by: Zapp Brannigan ]

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

-One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
-We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
-If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
-I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #699
Nothing too grand, but it should be enough to keep this on the front page for a bit longer.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC 2 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #30
After several minutes of combat, it was clear that Yumi was too much for Sara to beat. No matter how hard Sara tried, she couldn't hit Yumi even once. Yumi, on the other hand, seemed to always hit Sara. With great effort, Sara swallowed her pride and conceded defeat. Yumi simply smiled and said, "That was fun. We should play together more often. It'll be great." "Sure, whatever," Sara said nervously as she walked off.

As Sara walked back to her fortress, she began thought about what just happened. Despite her best efforts she wasn't anywhere near as powerful as she expected to be by this point. "If an airhead like Yumi could beat me so easily, how is anyone going to take me seriously," Sara thought to herself, "More importantly, how can I take myself seriously... No. I can't doubt myself. I've worked too hard to give up now. I will do this. I just wish I knew how..."

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Spiderweb product idea in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by An Iffy Shaped Milk Bottle:

Shaper-with-barbie-voice!
I'd buy it. Now, if it was a guy shaper with that voice, then the humor value would triple.

Personally, I want a Roamer that comes with a Top Hat & Cane and does a song & dance.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Wow... in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #2
And with any luck it'll just get better.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC 2 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #27
After several hours of study, Sara began to figure out some of the secrets behind the reconstruction of Joth. The force behind the effect was apparently divine in origin and far greater than any she could muster. Upon this realization, Sara just sighed and returned to her fortress to work on trying to find an alternative way to speed up the repairs to Kirkwood.

On her way back, Sara noticed a strange woman with green hair playing with a butterfly in the distance. Sara quickly ducked into a nearby ally. "That must the infamous Yumi I've heard about," Sara thought to herself, "She's pretty tough and one of the most annoying people in the multi-verse. It could be advantageous for my cause to have her on my side, but I seriously doubt I could put up with something that sickeningly cheerful. I'd better find an alternative way to get back that won't draw her attention to me..."

With some quick thinking, Sara drew upon her power to conjure up a butterfly to distract Yumi with. Distract Yumi with the creation butterfly and casually walk by was the plan. With expert timing and precision, Sara set it in motion. At first, it seemed like all was going well and Sara had escaped attention, but that was short-lived. Within mere moments, Yumi noticed Sara and approached her. "Heya, I'm Yumi," Yumi said with a smile on her face. "I really don't care," Sara said with some agitation in her voice, "Go play with some children or something."

Yumi grabbed her large sword, which was stuck in the ground nearby. The ease with which Yumi wielded the blade concerned Sara somewhat, but not much. "Oh goody, you can carry around a giant chunk of metal, good for you," Sara said antagonistically, "Too bad you've got the IQ of a grain of sand, but I suppose I'll humor..." Before Sara could finish her statement, Yumi had already started swinging.

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #689
I've been trying to let everyone catch up to the time my character is currently at.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #687
Myuh

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #681
I posted something. Though, I will try to not post anything too grand until this picks back up something... if I can. I don't want to try to set up too much until we really get this going again.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC 2 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #22
It wasn't too long after the major battle that the citizens of Kirkwood returned to rebuild the wrecked mess of their once grand city. Even though she was a stranger to the area and had weird hair, the people Kirkwood welcomed the help of Sara and her newly acquired 'army in training' with the rebuilding process. She really had no choice if she wanted to fit in at what was now to be her home. With Minoko gone, Solaris was to be abandoned and razed. It was normal tradition for Sara's species to just leave a place that was no longer useful, but years of bad relations with their human cousins on various planes of existence made many of them resentful of the humans. This resentment led to the decision to completely demolish Solaris so that the humans would never get to enjoy what they considered to be a very beautiful and strategically valuable location. Soon all of her people would be gone, leaving her the sole member of the species in this realm.

With the rebuilding of Kirkwood underway, Sara took some time to the search an area known as Joth. Somehow, this place was magically rebuilding itself and she was determined to figure out how and why. Sara interrogated some of the people who lived there, but learned nothing. Sara would not give up so easily. If she could replicate this effect, even on a smaller scale, she would have an invaluable new tool to add to her already great list of abilities. And so she stood around, studying the weird magical effect...

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Alread a Real Lives game in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #1
You crazy hippies and your wanting real-life experiences.

Well, I wanna RPG that I can cut down trees, destroy walls, and build buildings that actually have some sort of real strategic value. I want the option(but not the need) to craft weapons and armor. And, dammit, I wanna cast a spell to spay a cat.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Any robot games in the future? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #5
3D graphics look just fine on an LCD monitor(the same applies to fish)

[ Friday, July 27, 2007 11:53: Message edited by: Scallopman ]

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Iffy in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #16
I know it's been said a lot, but skippy really didn't think the whole posting the link on the forums thing out. And he should have instead emailed the big man on this one. All that's common sense(and probly on the CoC)

Now, a question comes to mind, who here as actually bothered to read the CoC?

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Images in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #5
It's not the size of your pic, it's how many people you murder with it

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC 2 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #19
As the battle dragged on, the demons realized they had no hopes of victory. This fact became painfully apparent when another army needlessly charged into the fray. No, this day was not to be theirs. Those who could, quickly fled, leaving the weaker demons to be slaughtered as they covered the retreat. For now, the demons were defeated, with total number of civilian casualties lower than originally anticipated. Since the demons were taking care of, Minoko left, as did Ryan. Neither had much of a desire to stay in place which clearly no longer needed their protection, that and they both had their own personal agendas to get back to. After Minoko, Kesh, and Ryan left, all of Minoko's underlings followed, all but two...

Having recently been stripped of her army and authority, Sara decided to stay to try to fill the newly power vacuum and make a name for herself. It had always been her goal to achieve greatness and not once had she ever gotten a real chance to do it. It didn't take her long to move in an claim James's 'army in training' for herself. They were still quite a ways away from being battle ready, but she knew in time that would change. However, a small army wasn't enough. If Sara was to obtain power and glory, she would need powerful allies to aid in her cause...

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #676
For someone who checked these forums on a near-daily basis for the past week, I sure did a good job of missing the recent IC and OOC posts.

Oh well, I'm going to take a stab at an IC and completely wrap up the battle and then start establishing my new character.

[ Saturday, July 21, 2007 16:47: Message edited by: Scallopman ]

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Sci Fi Spidweb. in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #9
I think debating over the terms 'geek' and 'nerd' and their implications reflects poorly upon us as human beings.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Sci Fi Spidweb. in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #2
I suppose now's as good a time as any to release a scifi game with some fantasy elements.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Future in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
Maybe Jeff'll do the "Adventures of Fluffy the Crystal Dragon." You'd run/fly around as Fluffy on your quest to build the perfect ice castle and have lots of money. Along the way you'll run into places of different technology lvs ranging from 'medieval fantasy' to 'star wars'. You'll also visit fun places like 'hell' and 'the elemental plane of fire' to battle hellish forces for adequately explained reason. At least you'll have you beam of light breath weapon.

It'd be quite fun indeed.

[ Tuesday, July 17, 2007 15:17: Message edited by: Scallopman ]

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Questions before buying in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Zebranky:

Mauling your way through low-level enemies with an overpowered party gets old fast.
Don't believe those fascist lies.

On a sidenote, in the long-run, iTunes or some other media player is often better than most in-game music anywayz.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Questions before buying in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
Though I personally prefer the old Exile games, the Avernum games(which are remakes of the Exile games) aren't too bad.

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Yes, I've met Scallopman.
--Random Chef at a Restaurant that William Shatner has eaten at before.

What does a Scallop taste like, I don't know. Did I eat a lot of them, yeah.
--Henry Rollins
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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