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What Kinds of Girls do you Like? in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #26
Bisexual for me, thanks. And yes, I am in possession of a fine pair of ovaries.

[ Monday, February 09, 2004 16:19: Message edited by: Commodore Mango ]

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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What Kinds of Girls do you Like? in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #20
Decidedly glad I don't look much like that, then. (But DAMN.)

I like girls who break gender stereotypes. Not butch, exactly, but...shapely, maybe a bit on the large side, built like real women (who have curves) and not afraid to be considered "unfeminine." Short hair is definitely a turn-on, but long thick hair can be sexy too. Intelligence, morbid sense of humor, loyalty, open-mindedness, ideally a love of literature.

And of course, correct grammar is a must. I'd hate to have to scythe my own girlfriend.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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Hostility, Man! in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by The Lord of Evil:

Sice I have created much of the Hostility on this board, I really don't think I have a right to post here. Because much of the hostility is caused by me.
Don't flatter yourself, JF. I don't think anyone really thought about you enough toward the end to let you create much hostility.

Then again, I wasn't around for it. I'm just going by my knowledge of all the other times you've been banned.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #17
My friends joke that I celebrate "Atheist-mas." So, happy Atheist-mas to everyone. *shrug*

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

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A highly technical question in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #5
Yeah, it would just be Wumpi. If the word were "Wumpius," it would be "Wumpii."

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

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Republican, Democrat, etc. in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #33
Yeah, but it's still a funny-ass book.

I find Al Franken's books and Ann Coulter's books equally hilarious. The sad thing is that Coulter isn't trying to be funny.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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Republican, Democrat, etc. in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #28
quote:
Originally written by Conspiracy Duck:

Howard Dean is a liar and a fraud.
Oh, because Bush totally isn't. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Republican, Democrat, etc2_files/rolleyes.gif)

Well, we've got a year yet before Election Day. We'll see how the candidates turn out.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Republican, Democrat, etc. in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #25
Exactly. It's not "pointless" to criticize Bush while he's in office. All leaders need to be criticized if they make bad decisions, and Bush is practically the embodiment of bad decisions. If nobody criticized him, he'd keep on making bad decisions without any regard for what the American people really think--oh, wait. Never mind.

I identify most with the Green Party, and I'll register to vote with them as soon as I'm 18. Until then, I don't count.

I do really like the look of Howard Dean, even though I don't really identify with the Democrats. Is he officially in the running?

[ Saturday, November 15, 2003 09:03: Message edited by: Commodore Mango ]

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Scholastic Interests in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #27
Eh. Sophomore in high school, and the only classes I don't seem to be bombing are Latin and tech theater.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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Best song in a game in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #26
Everything is simply a game for rich young boys to play. The color of the world is changing day by daaaaayyyy...

Red! The blood of angry men! Black! The dark of ages past! Red! A world about to dawn! Black! The night that ends at laaaaaaaaaaast!

Yeah, the Nethergate intro rocks.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #87
quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

You've never heard of Kiefer Sutherland? He's the star of 24 and Phone Booth.
Even though we never actually see him in "Phone Booth." Or we do, but for about 2 seconds. He's the sniper. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards The About us topic4_files/smile.gif) He has one of the greatest voices ever.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
How old are you? in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #51
I will be 16 in...*counts* Two months. And I am not disclosing my weight. Or my measurements, ADoS.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #72
Alorael, do you look like Kiefer Sutherland? I have always pictured you as looking like Kiefer Sutherland, even before I saw "Phone Booth."

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #59
What the hell? I already answered this, it would seem. To hell with it, then. Not much has changed.

[ Saturday, October 11, 2003 15:22: Message edited by: Commodore Mango ]

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Member Status in General
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Profile #13
I am the Grammar Wench. I am obsessive-compulsive about proper grammar and spelling, unless English is not your first language. And, like everyone else on these boards, I have a low spam tolerance.

Welcome, LordLoony. Please watch your grammar, and have fun. (I'm not around much anymore anyway.)

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Work? What's that? in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #11
I play in a professional string quartet. Nobody ever hires us. Those who do only hire us because they think high-schoolers playing instruments are cute. *sigh*

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
omg!! back to the mall! in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #7
Thanks, Alorael. Now that I'm here...*slaps ADoS*

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
What kind of RP sterotype are you? in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #40
Fun fun. I'm an Amnesiac, a Chaotic Neutral Elf Barbarian (can elves be barbarians? *ponders*), and Nyarlathotep. Cool, I have 999 forms and I live in a tree.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Erotic or offensive art question in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #21
I don't know that you'll find all too many people here that have a huge problem with it, inasmuch as most of us have played Avernum, and the graphics in that--I mean, look at that one character graphic of the anatomically impossible woman in the shoelace-sized leather bikini and fur-topped boots.

Speaking as a woman, I wasn't offended by the mage-in-bikini graphic (though it didn't seem very...magicky, for lack of a better word--then again, I know nothing about the game). I was mildly offended by the Avernum graphic, but this one didn't strike me as offensive.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Im back too! in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #22
What are Elvs, and how do you confuss them? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Im back too!_files/smile.gif)

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Many others have done this... in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #14
Ah, millenial postage. We all create 1000-post topics, and they always degenerate into mindless spamming. I forget what mine devolved into. Something about goats, I think. Or goatse.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Im back too! in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #20
What are you on about, JF? You seem to be implying that I said that Bilbo, Frodo and Gollum were elves. I said that the Dunedain, unlike the elves, were mortal, though they lived longer than most of the race of Men. I said nothing about hobbits, and very little about elves.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Visiting frequency in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #18
I used to be quite an active member. Now I just kind of lurk. I tend to check the boards once or twice a day, and post when something really catches my attention.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Im back too! in General
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Member # 1169
Profile #15
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Including the ones on Mars, or what? There aren't 7 billion people on Earth... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Im back too!_files/tongue.gif)
Yes, there are. As of last year, I believe, Earth's population had just reached 8 billion. I could be wrong, though...I never pay attention in science class...

Lost King, I really must protest one of your sig quotes vehemently. Arathorn was NOT the son of Isildur, and I don't think Isildur was the son of Elendil (I may be wrong about that last part, though. Wasn't Elendil the star Galadriel gives to Frodo?) Arathorn was a descendant of Isildur, bur he would have been a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-insert however many more greats are needed grandson. Isildur lived during the Second Age, and Aragorn (and, we're assuming, his father) lived during the Third Age. Ages are very long periods of time, and while the Dunedain live longer than most men, they certainly aren't immortal like elves.

I really suggest you don't post Aragorn's entire lineage in your sig, because it's mentioned in the appendix but it's extremely long, and your sig is far too long (and grammatically incorrect!) already. But if you must mention Aragorn's heritage, please get it right.

[ Sunday, September 07, 2003 12:04: Message edited by: Commodore Mango ]

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00
Sigs? in General
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Profile #8
What did you do, get rid of a few spaces? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Sigs_files/rolleyes.gif) It's still painfully long. Don't be so touchy.

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"Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse"

Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe.
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