Profile for Commodore Mango
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| Displayed name | Commodore Mango |
| Member number | 1169 |
| Title | Agent |
| Postcount | 1150 |
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| Registered | Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, August 3 2003 18:30
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Welcome back, Motrax, you spamming murkin. Eh, just because I haven't forgiven you doesn't mean I can't be reasonably cordial now that I've insulted you. Welcome back. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, July 17 2003 18:24
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Thank you, Djur. *joins in singing* "Go on now, go!/Walk out the door!/Just turn around now,/You're not welcome anymore!" -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, July 17 2003 08:48
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Well, if TM can jump right back into the fray of things after being banned, then so can I. I'll be the wallflower in dark clothing. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, July 17 2003 08:41
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After a week in exile, I return to the boards, wondering if I was the only one banned in the whole 4th of July debacle (SMoE excluded, we all know he was banned.) -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, July 9 2003 06:18
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Oh, yes, we should. *hefts Scythe menacingly* Nah, just kidding. Good grammar is all I ask, and you don't seem to have any problems there. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, July 7 2003 18:34
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Oh dear. Ignore the rampant flaming going on right now; we're in the middle of a bit of a nasty conflict. It'll be over soon. I'm Mangophobia, but most people around here call me RoR, or the Grammar Wench. Watch your grammar, so I don't have to decapitate you with my Glistening Scythe of Correct Grammarness. Just remember--"your" is possessive, "you're" is a contraction for "you are," same goes for "their" and "they're," and "its" and "it's," and you should be fine. EDIT: Always nice to see another female member, too. We wenches are few and far between on these boards. [ Monday, July 07, 2003 18:35: Message edited by: Mangophobia ] -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, July 7 2003 05:17
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You da man, Wise Man. Congrats.  -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 6 2003 17:36
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I've been so inflammatory lately that I've actually begun to regret insulting whomever comes within ten feet of me (though that person is usually Dave.) With all the crap that's going on with the 4th of July topics, we're all at each others' throats even more than usual, which is saying something. What this board needs right now is a topic where everyone is courteous and kind to each other, and the whole thing brought to mind...oh God I can't believe I'm actually saying this...if anyone besides myself was dragged against their will to see the second Legally Blonde movie, they might remember the whole "snap cup" thing, where everyone had to say one nice thing about someone else. Ultimately, that turned into a flamefest, and the movie made me want to rip my own eyes out and feed them to a swarm of rabid chipmunks, but I figured it couldn't hurt. So, everyone who posts in this topic must find one nice thing to say about another member. Dear God, am I actually doing this? I'll take an easy one to start with. Ef (I know it's not usually capitalized, but I can't start a sentence with a lowercase letter, it'll throw my karma off-balance) is generally wise and levelheaded and doesn't join in the flamewars, but instead acts as peacekeeper and helps to rationalize things. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 6 2003 17:27
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Dave, every word you speak lowers our opinion of you, and most of us honestly didn't think it could get much lower either. Shut up. We all have just as much festering contempt for you as you obviously do for us, and there are more of us than there are of you. [ Sunday, July 06, 2003 17:28: Message edited by: Mangophobia ] -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 6 2003 17:25
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Dave, if your ego blows up any further, you'll explode, and I say good riddance, because you're a self-righteous little toad. TM, thank you for continuing the topic despite Motrax's rampant idiocy. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 6 2003 07:32
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Sir Motrax, you really are a true patriot. America should be proud of you. Playing the vigilante and idiotically censoring free speech that doesn't conform to your own views--what could be more American than that? You sicken me, SMoE. But I'm not going to let you win, either. I'm staying here, and spreading my anti-American views in any way I damn well please. GO JAM A RED-HOT POKER IN YOUR EYE SIR -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, July 5 2003 17:22
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Hmm. My half-birthday was about a week ago, which means five months and three weeks until my parents force me to get my permit so that they never have to drive me anywhere ever again. I'd be all too happy to learn to drive, if I got to drive a moped. Mopeds are awesome. In Italy, almost nobody drives an actual car--everyone drives a moped. I should live in Italy. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, July 5 2003 17:17
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Triple-posting is UN-AMERICAN, sonny. If you triple-post, the terrorists win. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, July 5 2003 10:37
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quote:Oh, *thank* you, Dave! We who don't share your sacred beliefs are *so lucky* to have a caring, wonderful saint like you to take pity on us and be the bigger person by wishing us a happy 4th when we would all love nothing more than to slap you silly. You are truly inspiring.  Honestly, Dave--could you *be* any more disgustingly self-righteous? -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, July 5 2003 10:32
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And I, Djur? -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, July 5 2003 10:27
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Bah. I can think of little more capitalist than charging people to see fireworks. I despise the 4th of July. I ignored the blatant WOO-HOO AMERICA ROCKS FREEDOM LIBERTY JUSTICE YAY4BUSH YAY4WAR RED WHITE AND BLUE STARS AND STRIPES PATRIOTISM yada yada yada and went to see "28 Days Later," which was a horrible, horrible movie and should be shot and killed, but it was British. I'm the type of person who goes to see foreign movies on the 4th of July wearing all black and laughing at people wearing red, white and blue, or anything with a flag on it. It was fun. Edit: And Alorael--YOU COMMIE BASTARD! This is AMERICA! We don't care 'bout no stinkin' wildlife! What are ya, a liberal pansy? In America, we roast them little squirrels and bunnies on a good ol' American barbecue with some A-1 steak sauce and swallow 'em whole! YEEHA! *cough* Excuse me. [ Saturday, July 05, 2003 10:30: Message edited by: Mangophobia ] -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, July 3 2003 15:57
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*blinks* Um...42? -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, July 3 2003 13:48
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Well, I'm definitely left, and definitely too ****ing miserly to register BoE, which leads to me not being very hyped about BoA, but I do have a weak spot for Geneforge, even though I'm too miserly (read: completely broke; I don't get allowance and there are no kids in my neighborhood to babysit) to register that either. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, July 2 2003 10:57
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A black-clad figure approached, carrying a scythe and wearing a cloak of what looked like bat wings studded with iron spikes. "I'm channeling the spirit of John Steinbeck," she said. "He wants you to give credit for using his dialogue." -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 1 2003 13:52
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Oh, it wasn't so much the grammar I was complaining about as it was the RP itself. You're fine, Omlette. Thank you, Flavius. EDIT: Nazgul, if English isn't your first language, you're exempt from my grammar rants. Just remember--"your" is possessive, "you're" = "you are." [ Tuesday, July 01, 2003 13:53: Message edited by: Mangophobia ] -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 1 2003 10:32
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The Grammar Wench seizes her Scythe and hacks Dolney messily into a number of small pieces, kills everyone else in the room and then turns the Scythe on herself, screaming in agony, "No! NOT ANOTHER MINDLESS INN RP! WILL THE TORMENT NEVER CEASE?" -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 30 2003 10:34
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I always want to throttle people who think that Avril Lavigne is punk. I mean, really. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 28 2003 03:20
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Hmm. At my school, pretty much anything below a C minus is kind of considered failing...they won't make you repeat the subject for a C minus, but if you're in an honors course they'll demote you to a regular course. If you're in middle school and in a regular course and you get a D minus, they'll put you on probation. I'm not sure what happens in high school. Honors courses are graded on a five-point scale rather than a four-point scale, and so you'd think a B would count as a 4.0, right? No, of course not. It's only a 3.75. The GPA demons are conspiring against me. Just a bit of wench-ranting about the American grading system. :mad: -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 27 2003 07:30
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Note to self: check profiles of all newbies with suspiciously good grammar. How do you know he/she isn't new? The profile's almost completely blank. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 27 2003 07:28
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YAY4ROSY Congrats! May good stuff happen to you! I survived freshman year...still three years to go...ugh. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |