Episode 3: A New Game

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I'm still waiting for Tyranicus' response. (Or anyone's, really.)
Anyone's? I under the impression you were looking for Tyranicus's favorite sword and shield.

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Did Dikiyoba mention that Dikiyoba has a bad feeling about this?
You would kn... uh oh. :eek:

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Don't stand next to someone that is a target. You keep getting hit from the misses.

Don't worry Nioca, you can always heal yourself.
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Shaper
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Technically, I am a target. The uh oh, however, was because Dikiyoba is insinuating that she will be the rats' next victim.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Lifecrafter
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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Technically, I am a target. The uh oh, however, was because Dikiyoba is insinuating that she will be the rats' next victim.
Umm… that might be fairly disastrous to the entire remainder of the story. As in it might not happen. Must protect Dikiyoba at all costs!

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-Lenar

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Chapter 19: Exodus

Kelandon might be interested in reading this chapter. :P

Dikiyoba provides translations for 1337 h4x0r- and noob-speech upon request.

Edit: Typo.

[ Friday, December 08, 2006 15:57: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Agent
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Excellent. The drama continues...

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Law Bringer
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quote:
"But who will take Tyranicus back?" Lenar asked.
     "Is there any point in taking him back? He'll just die again," Thuryl said.
So true. This is getting funnier all the time. The last part as they almost make it back was a great break point.
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Would I happen to make an appearence in Episode three? :)

[ Friday, December 08, 2006 17:46: Message edited by: Kyrek ]
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Dikiyoba, you never cease to amaze me. Best I've read yet!

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Favorite part, right here:

Kelandon blocked it with the shield. "I still can't understand anything you say." He pulled a spellchecker out of his pocket and slammed into the face of the 1337 h4x0r. The 1337 h4x0r collapsed. Behind him, the flamer exploded after taking one too many insults about its mother from Terror's Martyr.
Only thing… you said something about a 1337 h4x0r translation? I can make sense of the noob talk, but my 1337 leaves things to be desired. (Or is there even anything worth reading?)

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Originally by Nemesis:

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Only thing… you said something about a 1337 h4x0r translation?
411 `/0|_|5 8423 453 8310|\|6 70 |_|2! = All your base are belong to us!

1\/3 607 `/0|_| |\|0\/\/! = I've got you now!

Dikiyoba has finals this week, so the next chapter probably won't be out for a while.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
The Spiderweb Software Message Boards sat in the middle of a lake.
This sentence makes me try to imagine the scene. Dikiyoba, how do you picture the Spiderweb Forums (ie. as a whole, seen from the outside) in your story?

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Her story has me picturing them as as a massive cement cube with windows and a set of double doors on the front. Kind of like a big office building only cubier.

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Nemesis:

Must protect Dikiyoba at all costs!
That is so cute. :)

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Master
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Oh my, I didn't rspond yet, good lord. I will now.

I did a search. I'm not in it. I gues that makes the script already a bit better. I didn't read all of it yet, though. I will later on. In any case, I like the Dintiradan part building that machine, whatever it is. i suppose I still have to come to that part.

If, in the end, you do include me, I would be honored to be reincarnated as a chicken. Or a vegetable. I like cucumbers.

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I see it as something like this...

IMAGE(http://photos-860.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v55/66/76/141300885/n141300885_30424860_2604.jpg)

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The Silent Assassin thinks that this could be a problem...

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All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
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Law Bringer
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Too bad Magma Guardian (currently Grammatical Eros) isn't here for his walk on water screenshot from Geneforge. You just need a boat from one of the game forums.

See god-like powers in action,

[ Sunday, December 10, 2006 17:43: Message edited by: Randomizer ]
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Originally by Randomizer:

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Too bad Magma Guardian (currently Grammatical Eros) isn't here for his walk on water screenshot from Geneforge.
He's lurked here recently. (Or else I have the god-like power of messing with other people's signatures.)

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Originally by Nemesis:
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Originally written by Nioca:
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[b]<snip>
Hmm... Perhaps you were going to say that your loyalties were not to the Golarian league? Perhaps you loyalties lie with the Alliance, or the Legions of Terror... Or maybe you worship Ischi...[/b]
Use your imagination, Nioca. Perhaps one of those is accurate. :P
The answer has clearly been revealed:

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Originally by Nemesis:
Must protect Dikiyoba at all costs!
Good to have you, minion, er, loyal follower. If the Geneforge Forum was still around, I'd have you post a sandwich there to prove your faith, but it isn't, so we'll just skip that.

Instead, Dikiyoba promotes you to rank of Person-who-will-throw-self-on-grenade-if-one-happens-to-land-near-Dikiyoba. Your job is to throw yourself on any grenades that come Dikiyoba's way. And, um, look menacing while doing so.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally by Nemesis:
Must protect Dikiyoba at all costs!
Traitor! Don't you understand? If Dikiyoba is allowed to finish this story, we're all going to end up dead!

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You lose.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

quote:
Originally by Nemesis:
Must protect Dikiyoba at all costs!
Traitor! Don't you understand? If Dikiyoba is allowed to finish this story, we're all going to end up dead!

If Dikiyoba doesn't finish the story, there's no chance of the rebellion succeeding. So it's sort of a lose-lose situation. So this may mean he's just trying to keep the rebellion alive at all costs, via keeping Dikiyoba alive.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Law Bringer
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Death is not permanent in the Boards. Although considering who else is in the Misc. Forum maybe there are fates worse than a permanent death. As the bodies pile up Dikiyoba might wish she had written a different fate for those that die in Misc.
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Shaper
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What's wrong with Mysterious Jumpin' Tyranicus?

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

What's wrong with Mysterious Jumpin' Tyranicus?
The answer is in the question. :)

And the boards definitely look like Sylak's Tower in Nethergate. You know - the one ripped off from 'The Never-Ending Story'.

Edit: Also, good luck in your finals Dikiyoba.

[ Monday, December 11, 2006 09:26: Message edited by: Nikki x ]

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And now Dikiyoba returns you to your [ir]regularly scheduled program with Chapter 20: The Rats Have Problems Too.

Edit: Typo.

[ Monday, December 18, 2006 13:45: Message edited by: Dikisaurus ]
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Aha! Yes! The long awaited return!

Is it sad that I look forward to the next chapter that much? :P

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Agent
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I feel bad for the rats.
Maybe Attorosi would be happier if he was one of these rats. :)

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