Episode 3: A New Game
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 12:17
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Also note that Zephyr wrote that one. That's what he wants us to think. Undoubtedly, the truth is much worse. -------------------- IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD: I will not procrastinate regarding any ritual granting immortality. (T Minus One...) Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 12:55
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:rolleyes: Last night my dreams included a machine that rats came out of. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 14:38
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quote:SHUSH! I never met a rat, bat or hawk...but a squirrel once started chittering angrily at my house back in Indiana. And my cat has scared more than a few mice. He doesn't eat with them, he plays with them...TO DEATH. Literally. He's flattened more than one mouse for trying to escape. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 14:44
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I once had a squirrel climb up me to get the peanut I was holding. That really freaked me out. I also have some cat/food/toy stories with sad endings (actually, some of them are hilarious). -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 15:43
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While in Italy, -X- bought tiny little bags of birdseed to spread along the large squares for the pigeons. -X- opened the bag, poured it into his hand, and. . . Was completely swarmed by pigeons. They have very sharp claws, too. And they pecked. Everywhere. -X- felt like his weight doubled just because of the pigeons. Terrible. In related news, -X-'s fake cousin has a flock of bats in his chimney, basement, attic, outside, and one on the top floor. His dad is very nice to them, too. -X- likes that. -X- always feels sorry for the little "pests" that live in peoples houses and are killed for it. -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:20
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quote:I crushed a bat today. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:23
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That's terrible! My day has been traumatic enough with out having to hear about poor dead animals. On a related note, I voted for the law that helps prevent cruelty to animals. Prop 204 is NOT Hogwash fools! -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:23
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quote:Sadly, I crushed a bat today. It had lived in my attic and shat all over the attic floor. It was not welcome and chose to not leave while there was no roof. It no longer has freedom of choice. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:40
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Originally by Jumpin' Salmon: quote:What, no trying to break into the cosmetic industry with all the guano? :P Originally by -X-: quote:Yes, that's the problem with animals that get too close to humans. Edit: With all this talk of bats, Dikiyoba tried to restrain Dikiyoba's self from posting this, but failed. [ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 16:57: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ] Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:17
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Is that a nail in that bat's ear? . . . No. I don't want to know. Or maybe I do. Well... No, I don't! I do! I can't decide! :eek: I'll make a compromise: I don't want to know, but tell me anyway. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:01
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quote:Looks like a bit of organic matter, like collected dust or wax, lodged into the hair of the bat. In other news, I used to put my birds with clipped wings on the floor and watch them crawl up my leg while I played chess. So cute. Lovebird [ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 20:26: Message edited by: Pope John XX ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:03
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I see no nail. Just a bat on a rock. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:10
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Back on topic for a bit. Rats on a Board. Even better than snakes. quote:Looks like the "Evil Overlord" list could use another entry. "While self-destruct mechanisms are an easy thing to mess up, they *are* there for a reason." -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:17
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No, it's not a nail. It's part of the bat's ear. I forget the technical term for it, but you can see it better here. Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:23
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Phew. I'm glad that's just a piece of bat. That phrase was less disturbing in concept. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 06:28
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quote:As a kid I used to feed the squirrels in the park. They would crawl all over me trying to get at the food I had, eat out of my hand, eat off my chest. Pretty tame and fat beasts they were. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, November 8 2006 13:12
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Squirrels are incarnations of evil. Just so you know. -------------------- Careful, Khaggoth! That squirrel is just waiting for you to let your guard down! - Castor (DCI) Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 04:09
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Is this statement related to your sig? -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 09:34
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No. I truly believe that squirrels are the hell-born spawn of Satan made manifest in this world. The sig was just something topic-related from a webcomic. EDIT: By Fatman: quote:On the topic of sigs, where was this from again? -------------------- I'm not evil! I'm just... colourfully pragmatic! - Arudin (Dungeon Crawl Inc.) [ Thursday, November 09, 2006 09:36: Message edited by: Dintiradan ] Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 09:47
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Originally by Dintiradan: quote:Dikiyoba said that. Fatman is just being a pompous buffoon. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 10:24
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Yes, I am. [ Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:27: Message edited by: chasm of Sar ] -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 11:44
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quote:FYT -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 11:55
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That's it! I'm suing for libel! -------------------- I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. - Charles Barkley Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 13:43
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Dikiyoba heartily agrees with Dintiradan. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 17:40
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quote:Eh, both Gray and Black Squirrels are okay. The ones you have to watch for are the Red Squirrels, or, in some cases, Demon Squirrels. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
