Episode 3: A New Game

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Author	Topic: Episode 3: A New Game
Amyth Shaper Member # 7472	written Saturday, October 28 2006 17:03 Profile Homepage #175 Sure thing, um... 'supremely impotent master whose inferior intellect and blind looks perspire in those around.' Did I get that right, Dinti? :P [ Saturday, October 28, 2006 17:04: Message edited by: Nioca ] -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 \| Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Dikiyoba Councilor Member # 6600	written Saturday, October 28 2006 17:32 Profile Homepage #176 Originally by Dintiradan: quote: Hmmm... the first thing I thought was this: quote: Ephesos hadn't moved. He stood almost knee-deep in the snow with his eyes closed and snow beginning to pile up on his shoulders and head. He sensed something unusual. It was very faint, but it was there. Now, if he could only figure out what it was. Suddenly, the full force of the spam's Taint rushed into Ephesos' mind. In desperation, he clutched his copy of Embers of Rebellion. Slowly, the Taint receeded away from his mind. I probably should start pounding my head against a wall until I come up with an idea for MoS. I can't think of anything, but no one else is doing anything. That was indeed what I was alluding to. quote: Your death will be slightly more painless if you call me Dinti, so sure. Of course, if you want to have the luxury of a sedative when I take over the board and kill everyone, I suggest you call me 'Supreme Omnipotent Master Whose Superior Intellect And Blindingly Good Looks Inspire Awe In All Those Around'. All capitalized, of course. Hypothetically speaking, what is the punishment for calling you Din-Din? Dikiyoba suspects it won't matter much. After Dintiradan's failure in the two previous Episodes and in what is most likely to happen in Episode 3, Dikiyoba's fate is probably already death by a thousand paper cuts. Posts: 4346 \| Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Amyth Shaper Member # 7472	written Saturday, October 28 2006 18:21 Profile Homepage #177 I wonder if this thread is going to meet the same fate as the October Posting Stats thread... It's getting pretty long... I have an idea for Dinitradan. Just punch in snakes, put in a number, and then run. The snakes aren't produced instantly, so it give Dintiradan about a five-second head start. At any rate, I'm curious to see what the next part will be like... -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 \| Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Bob. Lifecrafter Member # 6700	written Saturday, October 28 2006 19:14 Profile Homepage #178 quote: Originally written by -X-: -X- doesn't want to be a villain!!! -X- reveres Spiderweb Software! -X- just wants to be an evil hero. Like Lord Grimm. Um... wow. I'm not sure how to take that... -is totally put off guard and will continue to be so for some time- incidentally,-X-... I've been classified as Chaotic Good ... :P EDIT: Ooh. 350 posts. Moving up in the world. -------------------- The Silent Assassin just came back from Flipper Shopping. Fortunately, he has informed me that he will be spending the rest of the evening playing chess with the cat. Meaning that I get to laugh at him when the cat beats him again. [ Saturday, October 28, 2006 19:54: Message edited by: Lenar, Inc. ] -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 \| Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Dikiyoba Councilor Member # 6600	written Saturday, October 28 2006 19:21 Profile Homepage #179 Originally by Nioca: quote: I wonder if this thread is going to meet the same fate as the October Posting Stats thread... It's getting pretty long... Pfft. This is nothing, and the October Posting Stats was a fluke. Episode 1 is 21 pages long. Episode 2 is 20. The Mountain of Shadows RP was 23 pages of very long posts before it crashed, and TM's undead moniker topic was almost to a thousand posts before it was destroyed. And Dikiyoba saves this thread to Dikiyoba's computer every now and then, just to be safe. Posts: 4346 \| Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Randomizer Law Bringer Member # 6785	written Saturday, October 28 2006 19:52 Profile #180 -X- don't worry about how long it takes to get into Episode 3. I posted for longer than you have and I didn't get mentioned in Episode 1 for several parts. Most of the people that have been included so far are ones that have been around for a long time and are frequent posters. Dikiyoba - I like what I've seen of the first four chapters. The new format is easier to read than the scripts. I'm hoping that the newbies first introduction to the General Forum isn't the fluffy turtles, but Aloreal compalining about the wind throwing off his aim as he misses. Posts: 4643 \| Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Saturday, October 28 2006 22:05 Profile Homepage #181 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: I'm hoping that the newbies first introduction to the General Forum isn't the fluffy turtles, but Aloreal compalining about the wind throwing off his aim as he misses. That reminds me... no fluffy turtles in Episode 3 yet. That's more disconcerting than the snakes... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Randomizer Law Bringer Member # 6785	written Sunday, October 29 2006 06:14 Profile #182 At least the GIFTS and GIFTR aren't around at the moment. I saw that TM is back in full censored voice (in the Episode). Aloreal's sniper rifle seems to be in good shape in spite of all the fights over it in the last 2 episodes. Posts: 4643 \| Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Dikiyoba Councilor Member # 6600	written Sunday, October 29 2006 11:18 Profile Homepage #183 Chapter 5: The Calm Before... Originally by Ephesos quote: That reminds me... no fluffy turtles in Episode 3 yet. That's more disconcerting than the snakes... Yes, Dikiyoba has been rather slow in introducing the creatures to the story. Posts: 4346 \| Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Micawber Agent Member # 2759	written Sunday, October 29 2006 11:50 Profile Homepage #184 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: Dikiyoba - I like what I've seen of the first four chapters. The new format is easier to read than the scripts. I rather liked the script format, and thought it suited the style of eps 1 & 2. For ep 3 I'm waiting to see if, over the course of the story, Dikiyoba is going to make use of the prose format and include a few bits of non-dialogue, non-stage direction. Oh, I guess that could have sounded like it was a criticism. Not supposed to be at all, just musing over the possibilities. :eek: -------------------- "I can't read this thread with that image. But then, that's not a complaint." -Scorpius Geneforge 4 stuff. Also, everything I know about Avernum \| Avernum 2 \| Avernum 3 \| Avernum 4 Posts: 1104 \| Registered: Monday, March 10 2003 08:00
ReMeMbEr Agent Member # 6581	written Sunday, October 29 2006 12:34 Profile Homepage #185 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba in Episode 3: A New Game ...spare copies of every game (except Homeland)... -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 \| Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Faint Piping of Two Demoniac Flutes Guardian Member # 5360	written Sunday, October 29 2006 13:27 Profile #186 Originally written by Ephesos- quote: Besides, if you appear as a villain, I'll have to smite you Oh, -X- would like to see you try ;) -X- is a fully accomplished mage, along with being the High Priest of Urrrachti. . . :cool: [ Sunday, October 29, 2006 13:27: Message edited by: -X- ] -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Amyth Shaper Member # 7472	written Sunday, October 29 2006 13:47 Profile Homepage #187 Um, -X-... You're not even in the story yet. How would you smite Ephesos? At any rate, (in the story) you and I may come to blows. We are, according to that quiz, complete opposites when it comes to good and evil. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 \| Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Slippery Salomon Warrior Member # 7614	written Sunday, October 29 2006 17:52 Profile #188 quote: Originally written by -X-: -X- is a fully accomplished mage, along with being the High Priest of Urrrachti. . . You are whatever is made of you by the Dikiyoba. Although, I can see you as a depressed underling of the evil overlord. I'm talking about Dinti Moore. [ Sunday, October 29, 2006 17:54: Message edited by: Slippery Salomon ] Posts: 143 \| Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Amyth Shaper Member # 7472	written Sunday, October 29 2006 18:18 Profile Homepage #189 quote: Originally written by Slippery Salomon: quote: Originally written by -X-: -X- is a fully accomplished mage, along with being the High Priest of Urrrachti. . . You are whatever is made of you by the Dikiyoba. Although, I can see you as a depressed underling of the evil overlord. I'm talking about Dinti Moore. Nah, -X- has a major independent streak. Depressed, maybe, but I don't think Dikiyoba would cast him as a servant for the Dint-miester. Of course, I'm not Dikiyoba, so anything could happen. EDIT: Dikiyoga? Wow, my mind was wandering somewhere else last night. Or my keyboard was poking some fun at me. [ Monday, October 30, 2006 06:40: Message edited by: Nioca ] -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 \| Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Dikiyoba Councilor Member # 6600	written Sunday, October 29 2006 18:59 Profile Homepage #190 Originally by Nioca: quote: Of course, I'm not Dikiyoba, so anything could happen. You are correct. :P As for the odds of -X- appearing, well, let's just say that after what Dikiyoba has in mind for Chapter 6, they look rather bad. Posts: 4346 \| Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Synergy Shaper Member # 6292	written Sunday, October 29 2006 21:37 Profile #191 quote: Originally by Dikiyoba: TM's undead moniker topic was almost to a thousand posts before it was destroyed. So, that interminable, shamelessly self-worshipful memory hog was finally mercifully put out of its misery? Gee, what a pity. :D -S- [ Sunday, October 29, 2006 21:38: Message edited by: Spookmaster Synergy ] -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 \| Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Sunday, October 29 2006 22:07 Profile Homepage #192 quote: Originally written by Spookmaster Synergy: So, that interminable, shamelessly self-worshipful memory hog was finally mercifully put out of its misery? It died a horrible UBB death when WKS posted the Karma Sutra in it. I'm honestly not sure if the content of the Karma Sutra eased the passing or not... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Andraste Agent Member # 1934	written Monday, October 30 2006 07:24 Profile Homepage #193 I wasn't sure where to put this, but here seemed like a good idea. According to the Periodic Table, Richard White is element 118. The description says it hasn't been discovered yet, but it recently has. Just FYI. [ Monday, October 30, 2006 07:25: Message edited by: Andraste ] -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 \| Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Monday, October 30 2006 07:34 Profile Homepage #194 quote: Originally written by Andraste: According to the Periodic Table, Richard White is element 118. The description says it hasn't been discovered yet, but it recently has. Just FYI. Meh. It was allegedly discovered back in 1999, but the experiment couldn't be replicated so they retracted it. I'd personally wait a while before calling this one official. -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Dintiradan Guardian Member # 6670	written Monday, October 30 2006 08:46 Profile Homepage #195 Dintiradan. dine-TIER-ah-DAN. D-I-N-T-I-R-A-D-A-N. Last warning. By Dik: quote: Hypothetically speaking, what is the punishment for calling you Din-Din? Dikiyoba suspects it won't matter much. After Dintiradan's failure in the two previous Episodes and in what is most likely to happen in Episode 3, Dikiyoba's fate is probably already death by a thousand paper cuts. Not death by a thousand paper cuts. Torture by a thousand paper cuts. You'll die when I drown you in a vat of lemon juice. quote: The seven of them descended into the Tech Support Forum. One half of the forum was a garage, where tools and mechanical parts were stored. There were living tools, non-living tools, shovels, picks, locks, lockpicks, springs, wires, spare copies of every game (except Homeland), screws, screwdrivers, spellcheckers, spare ammunition for Alorael's sniper rifle, nuts, bolts, threadlocker, hammers, nails, a helium tank, gears, wheels, sellable trowels, unsellable trowels, and many other things too numerous to mention. You forgot automatic circumcisors. -------------------- IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD: I will not pick up a glowing ancient artifact and shout "It's power is now mine!!!" Instead I will grab some tongs, transfer it to a hazardous materials container, and transport it back to my lab for study. Posts: 1509 \| Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Dintiradan Guardian Member # 6670	written Monday, October 30 2006 08:47 Profile Homepage #196 Double post. Youpi! -------------------- Death by UBB. [ Monday, October 30, 2006 08:48: Message edited by: Dintiradan ] Posts: 1509 \| Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Amyth Shaper Member # 7472	written Monday, October 30 2006 09:07 Profile Homepage #197 quote: Originally written by Dintiradan: Dintiradan. dine-TIER-ah-DAN. D-I-N-T-I-R-A-D-A-N. Last warning. That explains a lot. I was pronouncing it 'din-TEE-rayd-on'. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 \| Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Monday, October 30 2006 09:08 Profile Homepage #198 Good stuff. Can't wait to see Dinitiriden's final assault on the boards... -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864* \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
moonear Infiltrator Member # 5410	written Monday, October 30 2006 11:15 Profile #199 Gaaah. All that swearing is offending me. This is an offense to all that is good, right and decent in the world. You know, we are taught that dirty thoughts are bad. You hint at dirty thoughts, taking our mind to those (unnatural) proclivities. We commint first in our mind, then in our bodies. You are bad. I must go wsh now. I fear this topic may cause me to post more than I would wish. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00