Episode 3: A New Game

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Councilor
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Originally by Emperor Tullegolar:

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For Dikiyoba's story's sake, I hearby give an official imperial decree: Salmon is not me, and I am not Salmon.
Well, shoot. You answered far too quickly. Now Dikiyoba has to hurry up and write the next chapter.
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Shaper
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Well, it was fun, but not as fun as your story, Diki. If it had to die for the story to continue, so be it.

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You lose.
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quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

For Dikiyoba's story's sake, I hearby give an official imperial decree: Salmon is not me, and I am not Salmon.
quote:
You Lose.


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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Even if it was the same person at the keyboard, does it really matter? The two personas are different, so I feel perfectly comfortable addressing them as different entities.

Besides, I'm ET.

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Electric Sheep One
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Plus there's no reason why the two cannot be one in Dikiyoba's story. It's fiction, after all. Read the fine print at the bottom of the page.

Whoops, out of rocks.

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Salmon tastes good. Emperor tastes bad. Salmon isn't Emperor.
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Law Bringer
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Maybe Dikiyoba should kill off Salmon and ET and see which one comes back when revived? Of course this needs to be done in the real world to insure success.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Well, that settles it.

ET is definitely Salmon.

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Besides, I'm ET.
I'd much rather be Dintiradan than Salmon.

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You lose.
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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Besides, I'm ET.
No. You, sir, are Imban.

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Something smells fishy to me...

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
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By ET:
quote:
I'd much rather be Dintiradan than Salmon.
Yeah, everybody wants to be me. I get that a lot.

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quote:
Originally written by Facepalming Hecatonchire:

Well, that settles it.

ET is definitely Salmon.

I can understand why you think that way, but why the order of names? Perhaps without the spoken word, and inherent emphasis clues, I'm just reading your sentence structure. But in any event, your thought processes are incomplete and faulty.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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This is definitely going to be exploited in a future chapter of the story... gah.

And has anybody else noticed how close this thread is getting to the informal UBB-death length? How sad would it be if this was the discussion that killed it?

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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BOVINE THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Anna Anderson:

I can understand why you think that way, but why the order of names?
Well, if we were the same person, I'm sure we can all agree I'm the superior persona.

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You lose.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Talk about the royal we.

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Chapter 28: Ocean Bound

(Hooray! This was an annoying chapter to write, so I'm glad to be done with it.)

Originally by Ephesos:

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This is definitely going to be exploited in a future chapter of the story... gah.
Probably not. Dikiyoba knows that Salmon admitted he was joking to at least one person not too long after the "Confessions of a Madman" thread, so it just isn't funny the second time around.
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Right, good going with all the action. Last comment from me on.. me. Do whatever you want, it's your story, and I will butt in no longer! Thank you.

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"Well, whatever. Maybe you just ate something really questionable, or perhaps someone hit you on the head with something large, blunt and heavy just now. By the way..." Gil nudged Grul pointedly.

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So many strange ones around. Don't you think?
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Agent
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Salmon might have also confessed to someone before he even wrote that topic. But who knows?

What an awesome chapter.

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You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil
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Shaper
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So Alorael is being deleted. Poor guy.

Oh, a small typo:
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"Oh, I am." Nikki pulled out his stationary and searched for a pencil. "Wait... where is it? I've lost my pencil! How can I write poetry without it? I guess I'll just take distribute these instead." Nikki took the wands and gems and left.
Also:
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All right, fine. But remember it's not my fault when this injury prevents me from slaying a rat coming after you." Fatman slouched off.
If that 'injury' prevents you from slaying a rat, you have bigger problems to worry about.

But I'm glad Ephesos agreed with me.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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*sigh*... why isn't there something better than an Energy Elixir? But then again, Divine Restoration probably wouldn't stop a deletion.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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Law Bringer
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The problem with acid spray is that it gives the wererat time to slit Riibu's throat. Firebolt wouldn't have killed it in time. Maybe Synergy's submission baton would have done the job.

Oh well the rat's away and probably someone else now. Anyone want to start a poll on who it appears as next?

We will probably avert thread death for a while since most of these posts are short.
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While you didn't enjoy writing it, Diki, it was a good read.

Geez, ET. You're just raising all kinds of hell, aren't you?

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Shaper
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One of the more difficult decision I may ever have to make will be whether to kill Stareye quickly or first tie him up and let him watch me bring down everything he stands for and then kill him afterwards. Tough one, it really is. What would Rentar do?

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You lose.
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