Episode 3: A New Game

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AuthorTopic: Episode 3: A New Game
Guardian
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(Yes, yet another thread started after the stats were released. 'Cause for some reason having the remaining active members post like maniacs will keep the board alive.)

Spiderweb forumers, the moment you have been waiting for has finally arrived. The esteemed Dikiyoba is about to begin writing Episode III.

What's that? Nothing's written yet? Well, we won't let a little problem like that stop us now, now will we? You'll note that the title of the new script is Episode III: A New Game, complying with the way the other two scripts mimic the Star Wars titles. And one can hardly think of the release of a Star Wars movie without the pre-release hype coming to mind.

So in true Lucasian fashion, let us set up our metaphysical tents outside of Dikiyoba's site, speculating on what the subject of the script will be, who the new enemy will be, how many time Tyranicus will die, and, of course, trying to come up with witty sayings so we will be forever immortalized in the Review section!

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EDIT: Less than half an hour after posting this, Dikiyoba delivers.

[ Thursday, October 19, 2006 21:05: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

how many times Tyranicus will die
Beric Dondarrion, Mat Cauthon, Berem the Everman, Gandalf, Durnik, and Raistlin Majere combined don't hold a candle to my immortallity. :P

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Bad acting.

Over-usage of CGI effects.

Cool lightsaber battles???

[ Thursday, October 19, 2006 19:32: Message edited by: demonslay3r ]

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DEMON PLAY,
DEMON OUT!
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I think I should be the villain. fa sho.
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Villain work is difficult. Just ask ET.

I'll be the cool lizard that the guy rides around that has suckers on its feet and is all cool and stuff.

Him.

But likely the script will have little to do with the Sith episode. Maybe #27 will get mentioned though. He's a slith. That's pretty close.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Let's see... I said kudos to the first person who figured it out. So kudos to Jewels, Lenar, and Dintiradan.

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As you can probably guess by the title, this episode will have something to do with the release of Geneforge 4. That's a long way off. But I expect to have some delay between new installments, so hopefully it will all work out. It always has before.

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There's been a few changes made for this episode. For instance, I changed the font. If it's too small, tell me and I'll make it larger. There's a few other little changes, but the big one is... well, you'll have probably figure it out just by clicking on the link.

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So, without further delay, Dikiyoba brings you Chapter 1: Statistics
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quote:
One should not have to repeatedly stare at corrected errors.
:)

Edit - Well. And maybe less overall apparent involvement by me. Unless you are deliberately setting me up. In which case, I look forward to it.

[ Thursday, October 19, 2006 21:11: Message edited by: Spookee Salmon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Ooohh. A new story. I likes reading the last two.
Is there any chance that I will be appearing in this one?

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Yes, Salmon, I did type that scene up quickly. That typo is now fixed.

Originally by Andraste:

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Ooohh. A new story. I likes reading the last two.
Is there any chance that I will be appearing in this one?
Yes, I think so.

Dikiyoba was already planning on it, actually.
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To spam!

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I just read your other two stories. I makes me sad I join this community only recently, I think I really would have liked this Terror's Martyr guy. Is he gone forever now? Pity.

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You lose.
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TM was funny. I never really talked to him, but I liked reading what he had to say.
I don't know if his ban will be lifted or when, so sorry.

Yay! I'm going to be famous! Or will I die first?

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This new script format throws a wrench in a plan I concocted about ten minutes ago, but I think it's still workable. Stay tuned...

You know, if enough people talk about TM coming back, it might actually happened.

Mods!

EDIT: Topic title change, since we're not speculating any more (that was quick). It's pretty staid, though; any suggestions for something more Dikilicious?

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Snakes!

(Snakes?)

[ Thursday, October 19, 2006 21:15: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

how many times Tyranicus will die
Beric Dondarrion, Mat Cauthon, Berem the Everman, Gandalf, Durnik, and Raistlin Majere combined don't hold a candle to my immortallity. :P

Only 3 out of 6 are familiar. I need to brush up on my reading, apparently.

Oh, and: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged?

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Another sequel? May God aid us.

Really, w00t! I love those funny scripts about one of the best community ever (my personal opinion)(even without TM).

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

how many times Tyranicus will die
Beric Dondarrion, Mat Cauthon, Berem the Everman, Gandalf, Durnik, and Raistlin Majere combined don't hold a candle to my immortallity. :P

No, but AGRAJAG is quite comparable.

Agrajag, Aran, not Wowbagger. Sheesh.

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EDIT: Disregard.

[ Friday, October 20, 2006 04:16: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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quote:
I makes me sad I join this community only recently, I think I really would have liked this Terror's Martyr guy.
In this case love would be a one way street. The fellow was an ass.

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:P

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Me... and Aran...

Maybe this time I will actually get somewhere. Unless Diki notices that I am bitter, and grumpy, and wholly uninterested in anything other than complaining these days.

That said, I do like pink paper.

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How do you start?
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Who do you need to know?


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Okay, so... Can I get in on the action this time? :P I wouldn't mind anymore. I just work slow.

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Originally by Arancaytar:

quote:
quote:
and a red-and-gold scarf
I object to the implication that I dress like that loser Harry Potter.

Here's your pre-re-view.

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What? Another title that is ripped off from StarWars? Nothing can come from this, mark my words.

Nothing bad, that is.

--Aran

Just keeping it all in one thread so I know where to find it...

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Originally by Riibu:

quote:
Can I get in on the action this time?
Yes. I'd be glad to.

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Originally by MagmaDragoon:

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Another sequel? May God aid us.
But according to a certain cult, Dikiyoba is a god. :P
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quote:
Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver:

Only 3 out of 6 are familiar. I need to brush up on my reading, apparently.
Beric Dondarrion is from George R.R. Martin's A Song of and Fire series.
Mat Cauthon is from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.
Berem the Everman and Raistlin Majere are from Margaret Weis's and Tracy Hickman's Dragonlance novels.
Gandalf is from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Durnik is from David Eddings's Belgariad series.

[ Friday, October 20, 2006 08:21: Message edited by: Tyranicus. ]

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Now that I read it, I can change my PDN. :)

I'm happy since it seems that I'll have a big part this time, as a Geneforge fan. :P

Dikiyoba: Of course you are! So, don't stop writing and don't forget our Cult in the Story! ;)

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Hmm… it seems I still need to read those. I started to last week (I think), but I started reading at about 1:00 in the morning, and I had to get up the next day, so I didn't get very far. Looks like I have some catching up to do.

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My first appearance, and I step on Ephesos's foot.

Nice.

Rather accurate, though. :D

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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