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THE WORST MAN EVER: Worst Men List (Initial) & Discussion in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #12
Don't forget Emperor Norton, Emperor of San Francisco.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Beta-Call for Canopy in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #100
I liked this scenario. It is kind of fun being a heavy handed controlling killer.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Avernum 4 in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #223
It ain't aint. Its aren't or haint.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Exile tabletop RPG! in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #28
This link looks a bit better than the other three
http://www.dragona.hostrocket.com/frames.html

It includes stats for a few critters, races, and magical items from Avernum.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Umm yet another question in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #2
Some pretty good games http://www.apezone.com . I enjoyed Starships Unlimited a lot. If you like browser games, I especially like http://www.kingdomofloathing.com -- a good satire of a MUD.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Anyone with insane relatives? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #28
I once tried to check into an insane asylum because I was feeling depressed. I spent an hour in intake and they told me that I wasn't crazy to leave and not come back because I was basically rational and sane given my circumstances.

I learned that it is very hard to prove that you are insane unless you actively try to be that way or really are insane. Once you've proved you are insane it becomes very hard to prove you are not-- SSI is a one way ticket in the United States which is nearly impossible to leave.

Don't check into an asylum unless you want to be on a permanent exit ticket or really are in trouble.

My family is a bit rough around the edges but nobody is ready to check into an asylum. There is a little bit of depression, some drug use, and a bit of compulsiveness but that is it.

Therapy helps most people. Going to church, or relgious services if you are mad helps sometimes as well.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Personality Disorder Test, yes, again. in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #10
High: Narcissistic
Moderate: Antisocial, Histrionic
Low: Everything else.

Nothing like being a self centered antisocial self congratulatory bastard.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Beta-Call for Canopy in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #93
IMAGE(http://www.FreePhotoHost.net/is.php?i=105264&img=error.JPG)

This is exactly where it crashes

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Beta-Call for Canopy in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #89
Cut scene error. In the meanwhile section of the scenario there is an unhandled exception error for XP users. I updated my XP to service pack 2 and the unhandled exception error changed to a new error.

Unhandled exception error c0000005 in 004399c0

I found another thread with the same error listed

http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=000542;p=1 ]unhandled exception error[/URL] I have seen a few other threads. There was another error like this in A Perfect Forest. I am not sure what to do. The error in a Perfect Forest was due to a terrain problem, in the HLPM there was a character facing error.

Both were minor coding mistakes. I am guessing that after XP is updated to Service Pack 2 for most people it will be possible to fix the error. I am not sure of this, however. I am not a coder. Just guessing.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Cons? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #4
blech... too many people in geekdom land... a little bit is okay... but more than a day is too much. There is something frightening about geeks hyped up on too much sugar and caffeine in funny costumes. This is especially true of star trek conventions.

However, there are a few exceptions. My favorite geeky convention so far is: http://www.moccany.org/artfest-main.html
Nothing but independent comics

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Conflict with Avernum future Storyline in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #1
We cannot know what will be in Avernum 4. Therefore it must be assumed that all Blades of Avernum scenarios take place in parallel but different worlds. All of which of course are reachable by the scenario and character editor. According to the inverse magical gateway theory of infinite multiverses by X this is possible. :rolleyes:

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Re: Avernites role in Empire vs Vahnatai in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #9
Maybe it might be the return of the advanced Nephilim. They open a gate and move a large army through seeking reparations for their fallen brethren. Who knows.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Beta-Call for Canopy in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #64
If you want to fool around if you have the door script error; I did something kind of insane and a little bit fun. You can use the editor to remove your party from the initial town and wander around the scenario. You cannot enter any doors though. Only doors which are curtained. After a while you can remove your party from the scenario. You will get a couple of interesting items but not much else.

When you do this, there are constant errors-- terrain errors, door errors, bugbear errors, etc. But it is kind of interesting.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Beta-Call for Canopy in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #62
Darkmoor, I had the same problem. I updated to version 1.02 of Blades of Avernum didn't help. What version of windows are you using. I am using XP.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Avernum 4 in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #152
Think cold war. Increasing rebellious activity in the empire-- with arms supplied by both the Vahnati and elements in Avernum. Quickfire and plague treaty with Vahnati. Magical arms escalation. Contested border disputes with the Vahnati, Slith, and Empire. Hidden Vahnati bases in Avernum and the Empire. Think imperial help versus the invading slith hordes and intrigue with the Vahnati. Lots more room for intrigue, a greater variety of spells, crafting and advanced alchemy skills, advanced fighting skills, more items, many more monster types, a better ability to include traps including mines, trapped chests. Improved animations, cut scenes, and ability to add up to 4 NPCs I'd think. Improved dialogue and monster AI. This is just a guess.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Creating New Editors for BoA in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #51
oh where, oh where
has my scenario gone

I've chopped and
I've hacked

Oh where, oh where
has my scenario gone

I've edited and
and programmed

My tools lie around
They grow out of bounds

A million abound
In masses and rounds

Oh how I despair
to see tools everywhere

But not a single scenario
is there.

Stop this tools nonsense people and give me something to play.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Creating New Editors for BoA in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #51
oh where, oh where
has my scenario gone

I've chopped and
I've hacked

Oh where, oh where
has my scenario gone

I've edited and
and programmed

My tools lie around
They grow out of bounds

A million abound
In masses and rounds

Oh how I despair
to see tools everywhere

But not a single scenario
is there.

Stop this tools nonsense people and give me something to play.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
The official BoA photo exhibition in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #17
IMAGE(http://www.FreePhotoHost.net/is.php?i=83332&img=parody.JPG) Don't take it too seriously. It is meant to be bad parody. The design sucks.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Speeding up your computer without buying a cable modem. in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #14
Ugg, lets think a moment. I know eventually, I will have to buy a cable modem. What is the best service balancing between cheap and reliability?
I have no desire to have cable tv. I do not want cable tv, even if I have a cable modem.

Understanding enough about DSL to realize that I want a phone on my phone line not two lines, or one line with DSL. DSL is overrated garbage.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Speeding up your computer without buying a cable modem. in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #12
I think I would rather have a computer in the future. Overcloaking and all those other things sound kind of dangerous. My computer is pretty strong right now. After looking at different download managers, the main advantage is the ability to restart an interrupted download at a later time. Restarting downloads is a pain.

As far as increasing speed without buying cable, I think a faster chip, more ram, regular defrag and scandisk, a good cooling fan will all speed up your computer small amounts. As far as settings are concerned-- an internet accelerator helps a bit, but not much. I am not touching the config files-- I think I could really mess up the computer.

I think I might try Firefox because it sounds more reliable plus it has a built in download manager.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Speeding up your computer without buying a cable modem. in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #0
Being cheap,
I do not want to buy an internet cable connection. I have tried a few things to speed up my computer-- install an internet accelerator program, upgrade my ram from 128 mb, to 256 mb of ram. Have low cache settings. Time reqular disk cleanup and defragmenting.
According to the industry standards, a cable modem runs about $40-50 a month plus the cost of the modem. This is expensive.
I am looking at getting a good download accelerator like www.getright.com. Are there any good freeware download accelerators...
My other question is about firefox. What is included with it? Does it have a built in download manager and internet accelerator? I have heard that it is very good.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
The official BoA photo exhibition in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #12
Now who is going to put in text bubbles and turn the screenshots into a sprite comic. Haven't figured out how to do this yet.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
The official BoA photo exhibition in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #11
IMAGE(http://www.FreePhotoHost.net/is.php?i=79627&img=trinkets.JPG) Ooo, trinkets and baubles for me. Latest party. From Terrors Martyrs-- Artifacts Hall. No more after this.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
The official BoA photo exhibition in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #1
IMAGE(http://www.FreePhotoHost.net/is.php?i=22014&img=mystery_meat.JPG) Yum Mystery Meat!!! -- This is an old pic. The party is even meaner now.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Avernum 4 in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #87
I am hoping a strategy element will be added to the game. After a certain level you can gain leadership and influence points. This would allow you to command small scale skirmishes. Also it would allow you to make decisions which would affect other parts of the map. I know that troops can join you in small battles. It would be neat if you could buy units to accompany you after a certain level. You could extend the titles after level 50 with this kind of arrangement-- lord, knight, baron, etc.

Also a crafting skill would be cool. You could put together different magical items. This would be in addition to alchemy. I think alchemy is a very cool thing.

A lot of strategy games do not use 3d graphics. They are 2d. I think the best thing would be to increase the available options for strategy, roleplaying, and the creation of magical items. It would be interesting to see a combination roleplaying/strategy game.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00

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