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Kissing a girl in General
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*scratches head*

It shouldn't be...

I'll look into it.

And quit telling me you don't want to offend. I already said it didn't. I find it offensive you didn't listen to me. :P j/k

Edit: I checked my profile and it says it's enabled. And I don't have anyone on my ignore list so I don't know what's up. Maybe an e-mail instead?

Edit2: There I even added you to my buddy list.

[ Wednesday, October 12, 2005 12:52: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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On-Call in General
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I am on call 24/7/365. I call it motherhood. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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On Nov 1st, 2005.... in General
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I have VHS tapes of all other episodes, I will probably get this one on VHS just for the sake of conformity. I got eps. 1 and 2 as gifts so I'll probably wait till after Christmas before going out to buy it myself.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Kissing a girl in General
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tSynergy - Don't worry about offending me. I think the only person to succeed in offending me on these boards was Ben and only because he made a sarcastic remark that I took as serious and thought he should have known better. Red was my face.

Perhaps we should continue this discussion in PM since it seems we are offending others who wish not to discuss such things.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Kissing a girl in General
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tSynergy - Your descriptions are much like what I have always thought heaven to be like. The reason I say it is too libral is because this is not heaven. Sin runs rampant and while what you describe would be ideal, it would also be misused. In the name of love pedifiles would seduce children, fathers their daughters, mothers their sons. This state of perfect love and selflessness you describe I see as only being possible to achieve after the second coming. As long as the devil is free to tempt us and the sinful nature plagues us there will never be enough trust for this to be a true reality. Something to personally strive for to be sure, though. I agree that there can be no sin in perfect selfless love.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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First Kiss in General
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Wow! Now that's a first post! Welcome to Spiderweb and leave your sanity at the door, as is customarily said here.

quote:
That sounds... very official.
I can't really take credit. Chris is the one who took notice of when we started dating (Oct. 29 10:32:17pm. 1994) and he is the one who sat watching his watch on our two week anniversary counting down the seconds until I had to fulfill my promise. I wouldn't know were it not for him. And I am a Leo. Rrrawrr. :)

[ Tuesday, October 11, 2005 12:58: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Kissing a girl in General
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tSynergy - I come from a conservative prodestant background. Your point of view is quite lovely but imho a bit too liberal. It sounds like you think it's alright to have an affair as long as it's in the name of love. Loving others with our whole hearts should be practiced, celebrated, and sought out. But physical intimacy is special, the two shall be joined to make one. True that the old covenant has been replaced by a new covenant, but the new covenant still has some of the old rules. 'Thou shalt not commit adultry' being one of them. God's call for us to love one another transcends the physical to the spiritual. Perhaps you think the same, but it was not clear.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Everyone's a Comedian in General
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As long as we're on blond jokes...

One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red sports car. Suddenly, she jammed on the brakes, and she brought the car to a sideways, screeching halt. She quickly jumped out of the car, and ran up the road a little way, to where she began fuming in anger.
For there, about 40 feet in front of her, in the middle of the road, were two other beautiful young blondes, sitting in a rowboat. One was on the middle seat, straining her arms and pulling for all she was worth on a set of oars, while the other was in the bow of the boat shouting through a megaphone, "Stroke! Stroke!"
So infuriated was the first blonde at these two and their foolishness, that she began pacing back forth on the pavement, throwing gravel and dirt at them from her place on the road, and she screamed at the top of her lungs, "You two are so stupid, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick both your behinds!!"

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed. About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed. She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked. "Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"

A guy took his blond girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"
"The jerk called back!"

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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First Kiss in General
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My first kiss was exactly two weeks after I had started dating hubby. I was 14 and stiff liped. He had been bugging me about getting a kiss and I promised that I'd kiss him for our two week anniversary. So November 12th 10:32:17PM with my big sister in attendence as a witness we kissed. Not the most romantic, and quite aukward on my part, but memorable none the least. He actually kissed me three times which I thought wasn't fair since I only said one, but what'cha gonna do?

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Everyone's a Comedian in General
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A young man went to visit his grandmother and took one of his friends with him. While he was talking to his grand- mother, his friend began to eat the peanuts that were on the coffee table, and finished them off.

As they were leaving, the friend said, "I'm sorry, I ate all of your peanuts." The grandmother replied, "Oh that's all right sonny, I can't eat them. Since I lost my dentures, I can only lick the chocolate off of them."

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Everyone's a Comedian in General
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:


Alorael: proves once again that there can never be too many lawyer or engineer jokes.

You know there is only one lawyer joke.

All the rest are true.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Sleep in General
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To bed @ 11pm up @ 7am.

Unless I'm sick, then I go to bed earlier.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:


If someone wants to tell me how to embed a photo into a post, I'll be happy to inflict my likeness upon the community. I'm on a Mac, using IE.

Once you've hosted a picture on the web, when you make a reply click the 'image' button under the Instand UBB Code bar and paste the url of said hosted picture in the box that pops up.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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DOCTOR WHO in General
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I mostly watched them when I was younger. I had an older cousin that was really into it and he lived with us for a while so I was quite saturated in it. I don't have any of the 'official' tapes but I have most of the episodes taped off tv. I haven't watched them in eons though because they're at my parents house. I only really remember a couple episodes and one because it gave me nightmares. Nothing like turning into a giant bug to start a kid screaming at night.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Remember when everyone celebrated the year 2000? in General
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*pat, pat, pat*

Congratulations! UR gr8, Sir Ash!

Though the knighthood plea was for Alex instead, me thinks.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Tell me random events... in General
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In the past two hours I have been winding down, but for the two hours before that I was at a banquet with hubby for Hope Gospel Mission where we had dinner and listened to testamonies of former homeless that have been helped by the Mission. Chris is their new Work Program Coordinatior and helps the homeless develop work skills and find jobs.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General
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quote:
Originally written by Eldibs:

Once again definitions come from dreammoods.com:

Toilets usually symbolize release of emotion, and in the dreams, you couldn't find a private toilet, so you avoided using the bathroom. Macaroni can symbolize losses.

Perhaps this means that (when you had these dreams) you were afraid to share your emotions with others, so you kept them all in. Or it could mean you shared your emotions too much (the lack of privacy), and this bothered you subconcsiously. The macaroni possibly symbolizes losses due to either situation.

From your descriptions, the first one seems more accurate to me.

That's very interesting, I could see it going both ways. I don't talk much unless asked questions by someone else(former) but I used to answer any question asked of me truthfully and completely including any detail I could think of(latter). Seeing how I have stopped having the dream and also stopped answering most questions completely I actually lean more towards the latter. I wish I could remember more of the timeframe for when I had them. As it is I can't link them to a loss.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Editer in Blades of Exile
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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Jewels, "never mind" is two words, not one. :P
Actually both are correct.

It's in my dictionary. Don't know why it's not in yours.

Edit:Now that I read the deffinition, though I'm not so sure.

Can it only be used in the context of 'no nevermind'?

[ Saturday, October 01, 2005 04:42: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General
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I like purple, all shades. I eat lots of hamburger helper, pizza, meat'n'potato dishes (hubby's the cook) but my favorite genra of food is chinese and I eat it whenever I can. Milk, pop, juice... broccolii with cheese... mmm...

I can't think of a dream I've had recently (that I remember) that I could 'safely' tell you... :P but I used to dream very often about having to go to the bathroom really bad and not being able to find a toilet that wasn't out in the open where everyone could see me. It manifested in many different ways, most of which I still remember. One was a room filled with toilets all made of recycled parts and no dividers. Another was a room as big as a gymnasium filled with lines of toilets and dividers except the dividers only went up to your waist so I was talking to other people across from me. Then there was the time I climbed into a bathroom through the air vent only to find that all of the toilets were filled with maccaroni and cheese. This went on for years. It was very frustrating.

Edit: I've had a new dream that's tame enough to replace the old toilet jumble. I am moving into a new house with my family and I stop to admire the front of the house. Nothing exceptional just a small one story house with a open porch on the front. There's lots of trees and neighboring houses close enough that I can't see the backyard. My dad is there to help unload. We walk into the living room with a breakfast nook off to the right, sunlight pouring in the windows. Hubby is standing admiring the breakfast nook and I start to nag him about getting to work 'cause our stuff isn't gonna unpack itself. Then I walk into the master bedroom which is impossibly long and skinny and also full of stuff and I realize that before we can start moving our stuff in, we're gonna have to move all of this stuff out. Then I start to worry that the bedroom isn't big enough for our kingsize and the house isn't big enough for all the kids and wonder where the kitchen is right before I wake up.

[ Wednesday, October 19, 2005 05:34: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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I am Hollywood. in General
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Felis Cumplianos with a ~ over the n!

àåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜ¢£¥₧ƒáíóúñ there it is...

Felis Cupliaños, |>00|>!

It's been a while since my spanish learning days. There may or may not be some special characters I missed. :)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Editer in Blades of Exile
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quote:
Originally written by Mr. Morph:

Nvrmd I found it,(<punctuation :D )thank you
Wrong punctuation, though. :rolleyes:

Correct:
Nevermind, I found it. Thank you.

Edit: Also, the edit button is your friend. Use it wisely or face the wrath of the Spiderwebers. Muahahahahahaha!

[ Saturday, October 01, 2005 04:25: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Name everything in General
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*rummages throuh 'wallet'*

1 PenCheckbookDrivers LicenseSam's Club cardPrePaid Legal Membership Card w/Legal Shiled CardMy Business CardGeneric Info CardSuper 8 VIP CardAT&T Pre-Paid Phone Card11 Expired Health Insurance Cards all to be thrown out today4 Valid Health Insurance Cards3 Library Cards5 Savings Accounts CardsDentist Appointment ReminderEye Perscription\Check Up ReminderList of kids' SS#'sBusiness Card for All American Carpet Care1 Expired Check Card to be thrown out today3 Valid Check Cards2 Credit Cards6 $20's, 1 $10, 3 $5's, 16 $2's, 12 $1's, and 24 quarters all to be deposited today.Edit: Forgot one, they were hiding in the checkbook - 2 Proof of Insurance cards for vehicles

[ Friday, September 30, 2005 05:53: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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MMMMM in General
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Since the other topic got locked I'll just mention it here.

quote:
Originally written by Andrea:

...Gizmysto...
Me likes, but you spelled it wrong. Myst is so overused.

Mmmm... mint chocolate is my favorite. Oh great, now I have a craving with none in sight. :(

Guess a snickers will have to do. ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Who is this person? : lightswith (at) hotmail in General
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You could try e-mailing them and asking who they are. They probably know better then any of us would. ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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MMMMM in General
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Ionized water is a hoax?!? Then what am I gonna do with these 50 cases in my garage?

Seriously, I think I remember my parents buying some in my lifetime.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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