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Displayed name	Jewels
Member number	3364
Title	Agent
Postcount	1001
Homepage	http://www.geocities.com/tracihedlund/index.html
Registered	Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00

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Hanged? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, February 17 2006 06:57 Profile Homepage #92 quote: Originally written by Khoth: How do you know it's not you that's been worshipping his old god all along? If you look closely, you will see that we are not really in dissagreement here. They always were the same. And something I meant to ask before but forgot: quote: Originally written by Alec: The belief that Christ fulfilled the Mosaic covenant is more than a little lame, and fairly shaky when you consider most of those who believe this also, conveniently enough, consider certain parts of Leviticus (no homosexuality, for instance, and no non-vaginal sex) sinful anyway. What?!? When did this happen? My, what a sinner am I! Oh, and as already shown, there is New Testament verbiage against homosexuality, if not in the extent that it is 'a sin', at least to the extent that it is harmful and should be avoided, like being a drunkard. [ Friday, February 17, 2006 06:58: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
I, too, am a Postmaster (aka "Behold the Cheap Knockoff") in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, February 17 2006 05:50 Profile Homepage #5 Goodie, goodie... another one. To Aran, great guy, prolific poster, and maker of much happiness.(if you like stats anyway, and boy do I) May the hair on your toes never fall off. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
In the topic of strange spirits... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, February 17 2006 05:42 Profile Homepage #28 Wesleyan actually. We're not too different, but not exactly alike. But I don't see what religion has to do with pesudoinebriation. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I see someone over there that needs to be toasted. grabs paper bag and heads to Aran's thread -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
In the topic of strange spirits... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, February 16 2006 15:01 Profile Homepage #25 SUCCESS! Shirley temple, the drink of the day. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Wetting myself... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, February 16 2006 14:48 Profile Homepage #24 quote: Originally written by SupaNik +1: What's wrong with my hair? It's pretty much unnoticeable because I still wear my hats...[/QB] Nothing personal, I just like longer hair in general. Orlando Bloom in his Legalos wig, braids and all, is sizzlin. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hanged? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, February 16 2006 14:11 Profile Homepage #71 Line has been fixed, Aran. The deciding factor in whether or not TM really believes would be if he has suddenly become clinicly insane. Other then that there is no chance he really believes in the pissgod which he only made up in response to my post. Previously he attributed his inclination to the Holy Spirit of the christian god. TM's a smart guy, and I'm offended that you would lend to the idea that he is not. :P Alo- There is no room for 'if's' with this kind of experience. Either you have it or you don't. Either you feel something is missing or you don't. It's like asking 'What if pigs could fly.' Come back when they do and we'll talk about it then. There is no difference between the God of the Old Testament and the God of the New Testament, only the way we relate to him has changed. I read a book years ago about missinaries going out to the remote tribes of the amazon and bringing them the gospel and one of the cheifs that they visited had said, 'We've been worshiping him all along. We just didn't know his name.' It is possible to worship God even when you haven't heard the gospel. But, as I have said before, if a person has any doubt in their god or the way they worship and they do not flesh it out and seek the truth (even among chritians) then they will have to answer for it to the god that really made them. John 4:23,24-"But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him. God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth." [ Thursday, February 16, 2006 14:14: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hanged? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, February 16 2006 06:58 Profile Homepage #67 quote: Originally written by Prometheus: First off, jewels is a fundamentalist. She is a fundamentalist to the extent that it is literally physically revolting. She is the intolerably ignorant, hyper-christian american that the rest of the quasi-civilized world loves to hate. You really think so? Really, really?? Why... sniffs thanks, TM. That's the nicest compliment anyone's ever given me. (Sorry Syn, but 'Hated by the World' trumps 'Sweetest of the Sweet' hands down, no contest.) Back to your pissgod, it is knowing that you have no belief in the statements you have made that I claim that they are insubstantial. Everyone here knows you're just blowing smoke and that you believe in your statements just about as much as you believe that cyanide isn't toxic. Now... if say, Ben had made the statement, there would be more to argue because there would be a much bigger chance that he actually believed he was given this directive. And believeing that one actually recieved a directive (as opposed to blatantly lying) would be the first qualifier to making an argument whether or not said directive is true. quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: She wasn't questioning her god at all. Not at this time, no. That doesn't mean that I never have. On numerous occasions I have questioned and rebelled and tried living like He isn't real. I drew the same conclusion every time. There was something missing from my life, something that was only satisfied when I humbled myself to admit that God is real and the Bible is true. Those naysayers who want proof only need to open themselves up to recieve it. In reality, I, or any other Christian, can not offer any unbeliever enough proof to change their mind. Only God can give someone the proof they desire, and then it's up to them to believe in it. For the sake of those who are new I will explain again my personal proof, which is a physical reaction of euphoria occuring when I worship with my whole heart. There's no way I can really proove it, but I am not alone in my experience. Final thought; "Reason Can Begin Again by Recognizing What It Can Never Know", the catchy title of a book written by Blaise Pascal. Not that it really ties in with anything, but I found it today and liked it. [ Thursday, February 16, 2006 13:08: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Wetting myself... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, February 15 2006 20:14 Profile Homepage #14 raises glass Good for you, man. This news is so good it deserves another. raises nother glass ... YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!!!? DUDE, WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING CUTTING YOUR HAIR? Can I get a ride? Wha, no. Oh, OK. *Taxi* [ Wednesday, February 15, 2006 20:16: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, February 15 2006 20:07 Profile Homepage #139 quote: Originally written by Synergy: In no particular order: Gizmo/Jewels — Sweetest Of The Sweet I'm finally catching up on some reading but I'm cheating with this thread. Only the first post and part of page six made it to my eyes in the opposite order. Just wanted to say, Aww, shucks Synergy. So sweet of you to say so. As for the rest... uh... I really need to do the recycling. Right. Now. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hanged? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, February 15 2006 19:50 Profile Homepage #54 quote: Originally written by Prometheus: [quote=Dintiradan] The authors of the Bible were inspired by the Holy Spirit, and thus the words are timeless. I am inspired by the Holy Spirit to pee all over you. Now you come up with a decent counter-argument before I give you a golden shower. No, really.[/QB][/quote]LOL!! There must be something wrong with me, cause you really do tickle my funny bone sometimes. clears throat That said: sarcasm detector on What are you talking about? You can't be inspired by something that doesn't exsist. sarcasm dectector off -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
In the topic of strange spirits... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, February 15 2006 19:38 Profile Homepage #19 So, like, I have the same cashier at the grocery store all the time and his name is Matt (he's like a college kid or somethin) and I was feeling wierd one day so I decided to start up a conversation with him (he was looking pretty bored ya know) and anyway, I've addressed him every time since and tonight he was wearing pink beaded bracelets so I said "You're wearing pretty bracelets today Matt" and he said 'Thanks.' and I said "They look just like my daughters'" and he said 'Yeah, they're my sisters.' and then I noticed when I gave him my check he was being quite dainty with it and my reciept when he gave it to me and he was stroking the countertop and picking up my items with his fingertips and then before I left he looked up at the clock and said 'They'll be coming off soon, real soon.' I think somebody lost a bet. raises another glass I hope there's no more people to congratulate, cause I don't think I should drink no more. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
omg I am teh USPS in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, February 15 2006 19:19 Profile Homepage #23 I seem to remember the first congratulation I ever gave was at your 3000 post party... but i could be wrong. Either way, here's to ya. lifts glass of unidentifiable liquid -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
problems with E.D.F: why? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, February 14 2006 10:38 Profile Homepage #10 Less drama please. Don't respond to every little thing thrown at you. Learn to laugh at yourself and your mistakes. Sometimes it's best just to ignore certain people you don't like/who don't like you. If you can't ignore them... ...draw their face on a pillow and beat the hell out of it, or something. Just don't tell us about it. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Sunday, February 12 2006 20:16 Profile Homepage #229 So many things to be said... and absolutely no balls to say them. Darn the luck. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Snow! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Sunday, February 12 2006 12:07 Profile Homepage #22 We got just enough snow on Thursday night to go sledding on Saturday afternoon. Don't get me wrong, I hate the cold, but anything that even slightly resembles a carnival ride isn't all that bad. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, February 6 2006 06:39 Profile Homepage #13 quote: Originally written by Belisarius: It's that time again: strut your sexy/horrible stuff. http://alec.desperance.net/showcase/presidente-22-800x.JPG I am like a puppy. AAAHHHHHH, those eyes! Those horribly sexy eyes! My soul... it burns!!! -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Arrgh! I don't want to pay extra! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, January 20 2006 11:13 Profile Homepage #9 quote: Originally written by MacProject: quote: Originally written by Commander Edward: quote: Originally written by MacProject: quote: Originally written by Jewels: CD's are a bit harder to lose then registration codes. I find this to be the exact opposite. In my case at least. I always keep my CD's safe. Espically my spidweb ones. I'm the same way. It's the registration codes that I'll misplace every now and then. scratches head CD's are a bit harder to lose then registration codes. = Registration codes are easier to lose then CD's. I think we all agree. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Website modifications in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, January 20 2006 09:24 Profile Homepage #7 Might as well. TrueSite for Blades "url=http://www.geocities.com/tracihedlund/index.html" Where available maps, hintsheets, and walkthroughs for BoA are hosted. The same is available for BoE as well as a BoE graphics archive. You may omit the second sentence if you want to pander to only BoA. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Arrgh! I don't want to pay extra! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, January 20 2006 09:07 Profile Homepage #2 It's so that if your harddrive crashes or you get a new computer, you have a hardcopy of the game to reload. CD's are a bit harder to lose then registration codes. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
I'm late! I'm late! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, January 18 2006 13:36 Profile Homepage #15 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: Given that I am quite male and rather happy with that, pregnancy would be more than a little out of the norm for me. o_O Thus why it would be a joke. :P Metaphorically, though, you could be 'expecting'. Preparing to give birth to the monthly stats, whose labor for, as you stated, has become more painful over the months. But, it seems it was unintentional, like the first "That time of month". So just pay me no nevermind. [ Wednesday, January 18, 2006 13:39: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
I'm late! I'm late! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, January 18 2006 05:57 Profile Homepage #8 Upon first reading the name of this topic, instead of reminding me of your custom title, it made me think you were making a joke about being pregnant since this is usually 'that time of month'. Intentional... or lucky coincidence? -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Free games.. exile series? in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, January 17 2006 16:23 Profile Homepage #16 TM's just a big loveable, huggable, old teddybear. I think he's lonely. smothers TM in great big loveable teddybear hug -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
There really is a conspiracy in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, January 13 2006 08:01 Profile Homepage #7 Hey, I still know how to laugh. Nothing wrong with a little fun. I have restrained myself from suggesting anything really nasty like wiping out her hard drive. If you want something still annoying but a little more subtle you could try this. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
There really is a conspiracy in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, January 13 2006 06:37 Profile Homepage #5 Disconnect the keyboard from her computer. Put blue food coloring into the water cooler. Grease the toilet seats in all the restrooms with personal lubricant, preferrably the kind that warms to the touch. Take the round circles from all the hole punchers and put them in the air vents of her car. Tip the air vents up and turn it on high. If her car is locked coat hoods, hats, and umbrellas work just as well. Sign her up for a subscription to Playgirl, (or Playboy which ever suits your fancy) have it delivered to the office. If she has a fabric covered office chair, pour water evenly over the whole thing so the color matches. If the chair has coasters, put black electrical tape or duct tape on the bottom of the wheels making them stick. [ Friday, January 13, 2006 07:11: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Displayed name duplicates... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, January 12 2006 13:19 Profile Homepage #28 What was really tricksy is that I got you to post my table (at least in part) after you said you weren't going to post any more. :D Mwahahaha. I knew you couldn't resist correcting me. :P -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00

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