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easter is comeing in General
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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Jesus wanted to be betrayed and crucified.
I actually agree with this to a point. Jesus as a man did not want to undergo such physical pain and humiliation, but as God he did want to provide a perfect sacrifice for mankind to be redeemed. In fact I'd say that the other gospels also agree with this account. At the passover feast Jesus said that someone would betray him. In John, he told Judas to do quickly what he was going to do. If Jesus really didn't want to be betrayed he could have stopped Judas then, or just fled Jerusalem. Of course he could have beaten the rebel rap, but living to preach another day was not what he had come for.

re: Discrepancies in the Bible.

True, the events surrounding Jesus' life and death are described differently in the four gospels but it's all in the secondary details. It's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist describing the same thing. Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither is really wrong. I suppose if all four gospels were identical in all their minutiae, that would have raised the suspicion of plagiarism.

[ Friday, April 07, 2006 13:38: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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wat is better? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Archmagus Micael:

I know you don't mean to do it...
I beg to differ. With placement and consistency it seems very much on purpose. imho

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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WooHoo! in General
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Way to go! UR GR8!

Standard text messaging fees apply.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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easter is comeing in General
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I'm not that excited about Easter. (anyone surprized?) Not that I don't love and appreciate it's reason for being. It's the knowledge that 'The Aunts' will spoil my kids rotten with candy and toys and fun activities placing such an emphasis on the Easter Bunny that the significance of the cross will be all but lost on them. I know they're well meaning and just want my kids to have fun and good memories. I just wish they would tone it down a bit sometimes.

I can remember my own childhood Easters with just a simple egg hunt and a small bucket of treats followed by worship for most of the day. They were great days and remain some of my fondest memories. It's such a contrast to the chaos our Easters have become. On the otherhand I might just be jealous that my childhood seemed so bleak in comparison... maybe... slightly...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Themed Party Contest in General
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Well then... she must have been my favorite squirrel. Any inaccuracies will be fixed as needed though.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Themed Party Contest in General
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Is Treerose not the most prominent squirrel in the first book? It's been a while since I went through for names. Treerose is what I had written down but it's been over a year since I named her.

*feels guilty for not working on scenario for so long*

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Just because we all love census topics in General
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What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? One bumble bee with it's stinger stuck in another bumble bee.
What is the weirdest thing you've done? I'm pretty tame... unless thoughts count. I made out with my boyfriend while he was hugging my sister and I in the dark, damp basement of the local humane society. Wierd enough?
What is the most humiliating thing you have ever done for money? Hawk chamois at a fair.
What is the most humiliating thing you would ever do for money? Scrub toilets...?
If you could travel back time, what historical event would you like to witness “live” and why? The building of the pyramids.
If someone made a movie about your life, what would it be called? Organized Chaos
If you were a meal how would you describe yourself? mint chocolate cream pie (with lots of layers)
Have you ever gone a whole day without wearing underwear? Yes. Just last week in fact.
What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever bought? Fannypack
If you had to kill a SW member, who would it be and why? Myself. Life just wouldn't be worth living otherwise.
If you had to pick between TM or Alec, who would you pick? and WHY?(You can't ignore the question, you can't answer neither, and NO it's not for killing) TM. He's so lovable. I can always count on him.

Edit:
quote:
Originally written by TM:

If you had to kill a SW member, who would it be and why?
I'm torn between ben, myntmo and sir david-- although I'd kill any of them gladly.

*frantically waves hand*

Ooo pick me! Me, me, pick me! I want you to kill me! Then I wouldn't have to do it myself. I knew I could count on you. ;)

[ Sunday, April 02, 2006 19:36: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Themed Party Contest in General
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IMAGE(http://www.geocities.com/jewelsoftheforest/themeparty.GIF)

Please ignore the stats. This is just a cut and paste to show what it could be... but it's really my god party in disguise.

[ Sunday, April 02, 2006 18:58: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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The Abominable Photo Thread IV: A New Hope in General
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MM just doesn't seem so mysterious now that I know what he looks like. :P

UraQt Btw

In a purely platonic sense, of course. <_<...>_>

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Technical question in General
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tEphesos - No, I've been keeping my eyes out of the RP. Not too long ago somebody(Aran?) opened up a world map where we could go and stickpin where we were from, adding a message and a picture if we wanted. Somebody posted the picture they drew of themselves where they had named their chest muscles. I may be remembering wrong but I thought that when you had your mouse over a persons stickpin, their message and picture popped up right next to the mouse.

tAran- That is the basic code but it will always fit the second picture into the pixel width of the original image.

I found this good example. So if someone would be kind enough to tell me where I find this hintscfg.js file and where I store it afterward(same folder as html page?) I think I can figure it out from there.

Edit: Nvm, got the file.

[ Saturday, April 01, 2006 08:03: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Technical question in General
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tStewboy - In any Html editing program using JavaScript I'd imagine. Unless it's only possible with flash in which case I have to go to plan B.

tMasaaki - That would work, it's my backup plan if I fail to find what I really want. What I really want is for the image mousedover to change into a different larger image. Or right next to the picture that is moused, even if it is over other pictures. So the enlarged pictures are under the mouse and easier for the eye to find.

Where's the thumbtack map of spiderwebbers? That shows what I want. (kinda... I think...)

[ Friday, March 31, 2006 16:40: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Technical question in General
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Does anyone know how to make a picture change to a larger picture when mousedover (overlapping adjacent images instead of moving them over) then back to the original small picture when mousedoff? I'd settle for just resizing the same picture, but I'd rather have a different picture to start with.

I've seen it done but searching for insturctions on 'how to' has been futile today.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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just a general question with no apparent connection to anything of relevance... in General
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Take up the hobby of digital photography, then you will really need a good computer with lots of mem, ram, and pentium numbers... ;)

Then being able to play any game you want on it will just be a perk.

Hey, while you're here, pick an element. I'm really liking the periodic table of spiderwebbers and am surprised at the lack of interest(I've got like every other post a couple places... that just doesn't happen) I must really miss school. And science class. And doing chemical experiments where everyone in the class had to wear funny looking goggles.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Slarty's Comic Strip in General
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Am I really the only one here who argues with themself on a regular basis? This is a commonplace thought process in my own head. I usually don't post my thought processes for the very reason that they make me sound possessed, but really, is it all that strange?

Haha. You're a freak!

...

Freaky can be good...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Slarty's Comic Strip in General
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I refuse to post.

Yes!

No!

YESS!

NO!!

Bad hand, baadd hand. Stop that!

Muahahahaha.

Oh, phoey. I give up...

I had thought, from the first appearence of [he-who-shall-not-be-named], that his pic was quite, in fact, the opposite of how I would have cast him myself. And again thought that he would be much better suited for being your guide through the underworld. The best suited for it, really. Yet no matter the pic that last comic sent me rolling. I hate to see[name dropping censored] go, but I hate more to see what he's allowed to do.

You're just giving him what he wants, you know.

You want to give him what he wants.

Shut up!

Make me.

*SLAP*

You hit like a girl.

Please, excuse us for a moment...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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New Moderator for General in General
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quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

Suck it up and be a man.
*does double take*

First time I read this 'suck' was 'stick'. O.o

[ Monday, March 20, 2006 17:00: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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New Moderator for General in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I have to say, I love Marlenny's new title.
I have to say, I agree. Very CEXY indeed! :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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What's your dialect? in General
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Vowel mergers/splits:
Rhyme: trap, bath (the vowels, anyway) - yes
Rhyme: father, bother - yes
Identical: cot, caught - no
Rhyme: foot, goose - no
Identical: Lennon, Lenin - yes
Identical: pin, pen - no
Identical: line, loin - no
Identical: coil, curl - no
Final vowel of "happy" rhyme with vowel of "meet" - yes

R madness:
Identical: father and farther - no
Identical: Mary, marry, merry - yes
Rhyme: mirror, nearer - yes
Rhyme: fern, fir, fur - yes (except the 'n' on fern)
Identical: horse, hoarse - yes

L madness
Rhyme: salary, celery - no
Identical: fill, feel - no
Identical: fell, fail - no
Identical: full, fool - no

Consonants
Same middle consonant: Singer, finger - no
Identical: Heat, eat - no
Identical: Should've, should of (if you were to say "should of") - no
Identical: Wait, weight - yes
Identical: Wine, whine - yes

I have heard it said that folks from the northern middle America have no accent. It's always seemed funny to me since the origins of English (and the 'proper' way to say things) lay in England. Perhaps we just have the least distuingishable accent. Thoughts? Are there any who would know by my speech that I am obviously a middle American?

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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New Moderator for General in General
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~For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good felllllloooooowwwwww... that nobody can deny!~

May your reign be long and glorious.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Response in General
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So many things that could be said. All but one indecorous...

Good bye, Thuryl. Good luck on your life sans Spiderweb.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
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Thank you Aran. I got what I needed. You can disable it now if you feel the need.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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I protest. in General
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Woo-hoo, another party!!

Where's the music? I feel like dancing.

Congrats Spring!

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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He's not a bot is he? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

I am disgusted.
Hi. :)

I'm Salmon. Nice to meet you. :)

I am so tempted to make a joke... but it would detract from the seriousness of my previous post.

The mods are encouraging this behavior when it should be put to a stop. imho Ed has become a troll and they are feeding him to get themselves a laugh.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
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Thank you spy.there. That is what I meant. There was also another file but it says the same thing.

tAran - HA! You have slaved for nothing for I have in total but ONE password!! Everything else is just a decoy. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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He's not a bot is he? in General
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I cannot believe what I'm reading.

Are we all now supposed to not only encourage, but also join in? I am disgusted.

Funny? Slightly.
Pointlessly stupid? Overwhelmingly!

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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