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Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #65
quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

quote:
Originally written by Jewels:


#97 Being #1 in Aran's monthly stats list is generally not considered a good thing.

Why? :o

It usually means you spend way too much time here and post mostly spam.

But not always.

The fact that this months #1 had less then 200 posts is a good thing. A far cry from the days Thuryl kept #1 with over 400.

It's considered a game of losing.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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I'm a Runescape freak how about you? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #22
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Well, if you have the patience and skill to pull stunts like that, then I can see why you enjoy the game.

Dikiyoba.

And the opportunity presents itself so often. I like to try to educate about the fallicies of making assumptions about people you've never met. It can be quite funny. That and I like repetative, goal-oriented tasks. I wanna smith rune...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
I'm a Runescape freak how about you? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #18
AAAarrrggg! Noooo!

I'm an idiot, I'm a moron, I actually like this game. Most likely for all the complete strangers that ask me if I have a bf when I'm wearing my princess dress. I like to have fun with it. For example...

quote:
-- ur hot
- maybe
-- wat u mean
- how do you know
- i could be a guy
-- are you
- maybe
-- that's gross ur gai
- that too
- so where u live
--*starts walking other direction*
- *starts following* hey wait ur cute
--*starts running*
But it's soooo time consuming. I convinced myself not to go back after being weaned at camp. I can feel the itch to go back. This thread is waving it in front of my recovering addict nose.

Curses...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #56
#91 Beware the wandering tentacle. They like to slap, strangle, and... accost in other ways.
#92 If you make an account then never post(i.e. become an invisible newbie), beware of Artic. He is always hungry.
#93 Visiting various Spiderweb satellite forums may cause you to lose more then your sanity. You have been warned.
#94 Drakey != Richard White... in theory.
#95 Google is your friend.
#96 Wiki is your friend.
#97 Being #1 in Aran's monthly stats list is generally not considered a good thing.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Which game to get? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #34
E2, E3, and BoE imho.

I would suggest A1 over E1 if you feel the need to have the beginning of the story. I don't really like the Avernum movement system, but I really, really don't like how empty E1 is.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #45
#75 When making a running numbered list, make sure the number you're looking at for reference isn't in a quote. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #61
quote:
Originally written by Arrna:

Ive got a good one that happened about 12 or so years ago...it makes me giggle now...

I was leaning against a palm tree in my high school talking to my group of mates, when I felt the need to let out some gas....so I tried to, quietly, thinking if its outside noone will notice if it stunk. So, I did. I wondered how the entire town didnt hear it...I swear I almost blew over the palm tree. I was so devestated, I shot into the toilets crying with embarrassment. I got teased for it for weeks afterwards.

SBD's are an artform that take much practice. ;)

I had to do a double take when reading through, though. Without hearing an accent, 'mates' automatically rings up as 'lovers' for me. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #32
quote:
Originally written by Drow:

quote:
Originally written by *i:

#33. Annoy members numbered 1, 2,3, 6, or 7 at your own peril.
In another but very real sense, this should be extended to include 4.

4 has already been covered sufficently, but shouldn't 75 be included?

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Hey look! It's still the seventeenth! in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #18
Happy Birthday, Aran!

Have a cake.

IMAGE(http://www.dmmdt.com/images/05%20DMMDT%20exhibits/HP%20Quiddich%20Birthday%20Cake.JPG)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #20
quote:
Originally written by Micawber:


#15 Karma is not to be discussed.
#16 Never ask for a custom title.

Doh! How could I forget these? They need a permanent place in the top ten. Maybe altered just a bit... #15 and #19 need to be in the same rule.

Edit:
#40 Do not mock Member #5's post count or question his registration date. He has survived being eaten by the UBB. You may not be so lucky.

[ Tuesday, July 18, 2006 18:37: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Code of Community in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #4
#1 Leave your sanity at the door. The fluffy turtles need to be fed.
#2 Use correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation whenever possible. (Keeping Merriam-Webster.com in your favorites is highly recommended.)
#3 Do not copy Alorael's signature. He has a sniper rifle. He is not afraid to use it.
#4 Do not use 1337 speak unless making fun of those who use 1337 speak.
#5 Do not post a thread that has already been posted within the last month. To be safe, widen this time frame to three months or more. Don't be afraid to look at back posts to inform yourself.
#6 Do not feed the trolls.*cough*Dintiradan*cough*
#7 Be prepared to be insulted. Do not react to insults with emotional rants. This will only lead to more insults. In general it is best to keep emotional rants at a minimum.
#8 Reverntly respect Imban, he is you, you are him, and so is everyone else.
#9 Do not aggravate Member #4. You will be verbally violated.
#10 Do not copy the behaviour of Member #4. He has an unlimited supply of Get Out of Jail Free cards. You do not. You will be banned.

[ Tuesday, July 18, 2006 06:35: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #177
quote:
Originally written by Rufus Rothgard:

Look at me I'm fat blurgablurgabloo!
More of you to love. ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #166
When I was a kid, I had great abs. In middle school I did 58 sit-ups in 60 seconds.

Then I had kids.

I tried to do some crunches today... I was winded at 12. :(

I definately think it's time to start working off the left over baby fat, though.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #145
quote:
Originally written by Leena:

Omg, your kids are beautiful. And who is that little girl with the black shirt? She is gorgeous. I want kids *pouts*
That would be Bethany. We were celebrating her 6th birthday. Her shirt says "Batteries Not Required", though we think she was born with an endless supply of Energizers 'cause she just keeps going and going and going. She's very sanguine.

*cough*

Yea, people always say she looks like me.

*cough* ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #150
What ever happened to good old cereal? They got some pretty healthy stuff to offer, and if you look hard enough you'll find something tasty too.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #46
Anybody here ever slap their brother-in-law's butt by accident before? My sister did once. She immediately denied it through suppressed laughter. But it had to be her since I was getting a movie ready to go and friend Chris was clear across the room. We all had a good laugh of it.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #136
The family as of yesterday.

IMAGE(http://www.geocities.com/tracihedlund/MyGraphics/P1030679.jpg)

Plus, Chris and Chris at Christmas.
IMAGE(http://www.geocities.com/tracihedlund/MyGraphics/P1000514.jpg)

A better picture.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #107
The rapture is essentially the same as ascention imho. The body will not survive it. Thus death unto immediate eternal life. ;)

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #45
A perfect opportunity to point out to the newbie that double posting is wrong.

Bad Pain, very very bad!

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #100
Being resurrected does not mean that you did not die at one point.

All the mockery... I seem to remember reading about that somewhere... where was that?

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #18
quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Can't let the secret get out, you know.

Bah, secrets are overrated. They're bad for your health.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #35
quote:
Originally written by Lethal_Chupacabra:

:eek: Quite a few replies.

Thanks for the welcome everyone, I'll do my best to contribute as intelligently & logically as I possibly can. :D

No, no, no. You didn't listen. The sanity must be left outside the door. ;)

Welcome, btw.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #88
quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

Is Jesus dead, then? :P
Well, he did die. I doubt he stayed in his human form after his ascention, but as an all-powerful deity he can do as he pleases. He did promise all his followers that they would have eternal life also, just after their death of course.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #30
The sky.

Woot, go Alo.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #85
quote:
Originally written by Oh, the pain, the pain:

quote:
Everybody dies.
What about Enoch? Elijah?

They died in the process of ascension. The human body does not bode well at high altitudes. :P

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00

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