Time for another, most embarassing moments thread.

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Triad Mage
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I'm not easily embarrassed, unfortunately. Because if I were, I would have so many stories to tell ...

But I'll try.

I was staying with my team at a girl's house for a tournament in Georgia. The girl and her hot friend happened to be hanging around the house and a couple of friends and I starting spitting mad game. To make a long story short, I get them to take me and my two friends/teammates out for ice cream.

We go, get some ice cream, come back. I start to eat it but I feel really sick. Now I can't take it anymore, and I run to the bathroom (thankfully the one attached to the room we're staying in, not her personal bathroom). Where, being an idiot, I decide that I can't waste two seconds to open the lid of the toilet and instead vomit into the sink, losing both the hard-earned ice cream and valuable calories of dinner.

Let this be a lesson: never throw up in a sink. It's impossible to hide, nearly impossible to clean, and difficult to dispose of.

I did the best I could trying to wash it down, but it got to a point where the sink was about to overflow and was just absolutely disgusting. So I try to let the water go down and wipe some of the gunk out with tissues before going back out to mack it up with the ladies.

Then someone else goes in the bathroom and yells out "Who threw up in here!?" I reply calmy, "Sorry! I'll clean that up a little later" and try to play it off real smooth. I even talk a little bit about how I used to throw up after track meets. Still, it could have been disastrous. It's a good thing I'm super fly, or else we would have been out of that house like Georgia BBQ off a fat man's plate.

But like I said, I'm not easily embarrassed. And never throw up in the sink - toilet or trash cans, please!

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Drakey... spitting mad game?

How long have I been gone?
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quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

Let this be a lesson: never throw up in a sink. It's impossible to hide, nearly impossible to clean, and difficult to dispose of.
For the record, I can attest to this.

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Electric Sheep One
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In this context, and with no further details to be provided, I can extend an important warning: Cuban cigars typically taste mild but pack a lot of nicotine, and if your nicotine tolerance is low you may have trouble. Nicotine is technically a poison, and what does 'technically' mean here? Nothing.

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Oh my. Poor, poor Drakey.

[ Monday, July 17, 2006 05:12: Message edited by: MagmaDragoon ]

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

Oh my. Poor, poor Drakey.
Indeed! It appears in his absence, Drakey found puberty. Or at least his version of it...

"Spitting mad game" is a quote and a half...

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I know it sounds stupid but what's "Spitting mad game"?
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by chicho1102:

I know it sounds stupid but what's "Spitting mad game"?
I can only guess it means that he and his friends found the ladies very attractive, and were going slightly crazy at the sight of them.

Although it kills me to explain such a stealable quote.

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Triad Mage
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Your "game" is how good you are at chatting up the ladies, and what you say/do to get them to notice/talk to you. You always "spit" game.

See this line from the Chris Brown song "Yo":

I gotta give her game proper, spit it till she get it, there she goes I gotta stop her.

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Shaper
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Oh, so Drakey's black. :P

Hmm...embarassing story. I've got a couple.

A year so ago, a former friend of mine and I went down to the beach for a swim (this was in summer, mind you). Afterwards, we decided to grab a bite to eat from the nearby kiosk.

Now, we had ridden our bikes down there, and we had a competition to see how far one could go up on the front wheel without overbalancing. Naturally, I was bad at doing it.

My final attempt at one ended in disaster, a blood knee and a very red face - I tried one, right in front of three or so girls. And I had my bodyboard and it's back over my back, so that came over the top and gonged me square on the noggin. Luckily only one of the girls was facing my way at the time.

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Ive got a good one that happened about 12 or so years ago...it makes me giggle now...

I was leaning against a palm tree in my high school talking to my group of mates, when I felt the need to let out some gas....so I tried to, quietly, thinking if its outside noone will notice if it stunk. So, I did. I wondered how the entire town didnt hear it...I swear I almost blew over the palm tree. I was so devestated, I shot into the toilets crying with embarrassment. I got teased for it for weeks afterwards.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Arrna:

Ive got a good one that happened about 12 or so years ago...it makes me giggle now...

I was leaning against a palm tree in my high school talking to my group of mates, when I felt the need to let out some gas....so I tried to, quietly, thinking if its outside noone will notice if it stunk. So, I did. I wondered how the entire town didnt hear it...I swear I almost blew over the palm tree. I was so devestated, I shot into the toilets crying with embarrassment. I got teased for it for weeks afterwards.

SBD's are an artform that take much practice. ;)

I had to do a double take when reading through, though. Without hearing an accent, 'mates' automatically rings up as 'lovers' for me. :P

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It's a very common Australianism for "friends". As in, "G'day mate! Beaut arvo, eh?"

Edit: I guess the Kiwis have picked it up from us...

[ Wednesday, July 19, 2006 17:39: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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Shock Trooper
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hey, we dont use it as much as the Aussies do...sides, you lots have nicked a lot from us :P

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Like what? Fush and chups? :P

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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Lifecrafter
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Like what? Fush and chups? :P
Damn it. No sensible people say it like that. It's all the South Auckland Maoris that do that kind of thing. Which brings me to my next point -

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e......... When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri

Er...It just seemed fitting. But yea. Not everyone here talks like a retard.
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Man, you boring English-diasporan bastards are all the same. Beat up peoples more interesting than you, drive them into marginal land, mock their grammar when the vague advantages you hold over them decay because you're too lazy to finish the job.

Sad.
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What has us Aussies taken off you Kiwis? Your sheep?

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Shaper
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According to a user on Urban Dictionary, Phar Lap, Russel Crowe, Tim and Neil Finn and pavlovas.

Right. Like we would be proud of Russel.

EDIT: Turns out it has been deleted. But there is interesting reading, nevertheless.

EDIT2: I didn't a word.

[ Thursday, July 20, 2006 02:50: Message edited by: Spring ]

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Okay, an embarassing moment I just had while playing a game.

I love flying. I have Flight Simulator 2004 for that, as I really can't afford a real plane (no, do you REALLY mean that!). So. A few friends came over. We started downloading all these new addon aircraft, and afterwards we tested them, to see if they worked. Now landing is something that vereybody likes to do, as its such a difficult thing to do correctly. I let my friends go first. Friend 1 tried to land, but crashed (and then I mean a really big, enormous crash). Friend two managed to get onto the ground, but as he stopped the plain, he couldn't take off anymore, as all systems had failed during touch-down.

Now it was my turn. I'm getting skilled in landing, as I have been doing it for some time now with some of the larger aircraft (Boeing, Airbus, you know). Now, what we were all trying to do, was land on a highway. To cut a long story short: damn lampposts. I, the one who was supposed to show how it should be done, made a smooth touch-down, and ran in to a lamppost, creating quite a big crash. I remember my friends laughing at me...

Oh well.

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