Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up.

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AuthorTopic: Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up.
Shock Trooper
Member # 1814
Profile #175
Sorry about that.

I got a little too emotional to remember the english rules of language. I've got to admit, they are quite out of the ordinary.

Thanks for pointing that out though.

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Posts: 215 | Registered: Friday, August 30 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 32
Profile #176
If you eat tv dinners all the time you are not as healthy as you think you are. Also, fat people are everywhere so don't just blame America. They just happen to be more heavily concentrated here...

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Polaris
Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #177
quote:
Originally written by Rufus Rothgard:

Look at me I'm fat blurgablurgabloo!
More of you to love. ;)

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5483
Profile #178
quote:
And I forgotten to say that I don't have even muscles.
Nothing a little manual labor couldn't fix. For instance, I cut grass. Lifting weights can also help, but with manual labor, you're also doing something useful. This will also increase your appetite. I actually used to be skinny and lacking of muscles as a kid but then that changed, possibly with the onset of puberty.

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Posts: 130 | Registered: Monday, February 7 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #179
quote:
Originally written by Oh, the pain, the pain:

your scores are close to mine yet I can run 5K in 20 minutes, participate in triathalons (minis up to 1.5K swim, 40K cycle,10K run), ran a half marathon, cycle for 2+ hrs....
DIE.

I bet you're not an overstressed college student who hasn't had a good night's sleep in months.

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Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5410
Profile #180
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DIE.

I bet you're not an overstressed college student who hasn't had a good night's sleep in months.

Looks like you'll die before me. Stress kills you know. :P

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Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3174
Profile Homepage #181
quote:
Swanson's supplying you with enough 'energy' to get through a week, and even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a relatively high chance that your ass will grow hands and tie your intestines in knots to prevent this s**t from ever passing through.
Im sorry, but I cracked up right about then. This person needs to write more stuff about stuff...hilarious!

Never mind...found more....I havent even finished reading the second one and Im in absolute hysterics...oh gods...

[ Wednesday, July 19, 2006 17:14: Message edited by: Arrna ]

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