Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up.

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Warrior
Member # 6401
Profile #125
Sometimes it seems to me that the human race is a pretty good sign of humour on a divine scale.

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I think this is really wonderful.
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Lifecrafter
Member # 6388
Profile #126
quote:
Originally written by GremlinJoe:

That was the holy spirit.
Funny that the Holy Spirit just happens to be as much a dumb, unctuous jackass as you are.

[ Saturday, July 15, 2006 00:18: Message edited by: The Worst Man Ever ]
Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #127
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

Maybe he should have said Catholic since the dictionary also defines it as broad minded.
Yes, I wanted to say Catholic.

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Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #128
And some wonder why America is overweight.
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Lifecrafter
Member # 6388
Profile #129
quote:
Originally written by Nepharim:

And some wonder why America is overweight.
I love you.
Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #130
I'm European, but I've been to America. And yes, not EVERYONE is fat, but the streets DO have to be made out of reinforced concrete to keep these peopleballs from sinking right through.
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Profile Homepage #131
...peopleball.

( ;_; )

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Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #132
Imagine a Kirby that can make a Bronco give the bumper floor-kisses.
Posts: 53 | Registered: Saturday, July 15 2006 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #133
quote:
Originally written by Nepharim:

Imagine a Kirby
I'd rather imagine two.
(>^_(>o_o)>

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Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #134
I could imagine a million, but I'm too new to have to be banned for forum spam.
Posts: 53 | Registered: Saturday, July 15 2006 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2836
Profile #135
quote:
Originally written by Nepharim:

Imagine a Kirby that can make a Bronco give the bumper floor-kisses.
Excuse my stupidity, but what exactly are you talking about?
Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #136
I mean how those meals on the first page induce obesity in those who eat it and things alike. America really lacks healthy food in some places, and quite alot of people turn out spherical and gravitationally challenged.

And a Ford Bronco giving the floor bumper-kisses means someone whom is driving it weighs enough to overballast the shocks, it's an exaggeration.

[ Saturday, July 15, 2006 15:50: Message edited by: Nepharim ]
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Shaper
Member # 32
Profile #137
It's not that we lack healthy food, it just doesn't sell as well. In the end it is more of a matter of self-control.

Oh well, at least we have a healthy population of bulemics and anorexics to help level it out...

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Lt. Sullust
Cogito Ergo Sum
Polaris
Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #138
Mind, I have nothing at all against round people, but I do have something against those that eat, get that way, and then sue the people who made the food!
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Shaper
Member # 32
Profile #139
I believe a law has been passed recently to prevent such things.

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Lt. Sullust
Cogito Ergo Sum
Polaris
Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #140
After numerous McDonalds lawsuits, they had to shake up 200 dead cow stores here.
Posts: 53 | Registered: Saturday, July 15 2006 07:00
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Profile Homepage #141
...if you're complaining about fast food restaurants being closed, shame on you.

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Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #142
Taco Bell once tried a low fat menu. After initially high sales they found that people were buying it instead of their regular menu. So they went back to their regular menu and now offer removing ingredients to lower calories and fat.

Most people just have no control about their eating, plus it is convenient to buy junk food.
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Warrior
Member # 7305
Profile #143
quote:
Originally written by Rufus Rothgard:

...if you're complaining about fast food restaurants being closed, shame on you.
Hey, I'm no melty eatbeast, but I enjoy a tasty burger and a bucket of fries now and then!
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Profile Homepage #144
I do too. Emphasis on "tasty". I will bloat myself on the most ridiculously unhealthy food in the world, but first it has to have some flavor.

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Shock Trooper
Member # 1814
Profile #145
I'm not fat and I'm american. In fact I grew up as skin and bones. Now all my weight is muscle. I'm also known for eating the worst of processed and unhealthy food.

Extra grease, preservatives, and msg. That sort of thing.

Shoot, I was also tall for my age. I've found that most of the stuff people say will kill you only makes you stronger.

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Posts: 215 | Registered: Friday, August 30 2002 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3513
Profile Homepage #146
So if I were to chop off your legs and cauterize the stumps to prevent your bleeding to death, it would make you stronger?

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Nobody appreciates me. It's all "Igor! Fetch some wine!" "Igor! Clean up this experiment!" or "Igor! Bury this in the garden, we're leaving town in 10 minutes!"

—Alorael, who tried to become a deivore once. The priest gave him a funny look after the third wafer.
Posts: 301 | Registered: Thursday, October 2 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #147
In some kind of warped spiritual sense, yes.

—Alorael, who once heard part of an interview in which someone (apparently a psychiatrist) who became quadriplegic in an accident claimed it was one of the best things that ever happened to him. That was a surreal moment, especially because nobody involved in the interview cracked up.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #148
Eh, I can sort of see where he's coming from. Sometimes I've hoped I'd contract a terminal illness so I wouldn't have to worry so much about the future.

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Warrior
Member # 5483
Profile #149
Well, we were back on topic, but we seem to be straying again. Anyway, I know someone who was skinny through grade school, but now he weighs over 400 lbs. and has daibetes. (He's currently a junior or a senior, not sure if he passed this year) Also, after reading this topic I stopped eating breakfast at McDonald's and switched to King's and also started looking at the nutritional information on stuff.

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Ignorance Is bliss -Cypher (Matrix)
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sanity is overrated :)
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