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Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General | |
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written Wednesday, July 12 2006 13:47
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quote:LOL! You've made my day at least, thanks for sharing. I look forward to the other things. :) OK, OK, I don't really have another embarassing moment but I do have one that was at least awkward. Also rather recent. Chris decides he's taking me to a movie at the theater. We go in for Superman Returns. Friend Chris comes too, of course, and so does one of the youth from church. We joke, we laugh, as usual. This highschool age looking guy sits down next to me, apparently coming to the movies alone, and starts talking to me. Husband Chris shoots me a quizitive look, I shrug back, what am I supposed to do? He talks to me through the whole movie, I smile politely, nod a few times, but don't say much. Right as the credits roll, he shoots out of the theater, not a word. Left us all with a 'What's up with that?' kind of feeling. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General | |
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written Tuesday, July 11 2006 19:18
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quote:Everybody dies. and No one can take it with them. (for the proverbial challenged, 'it' being ones possessions when they die) [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 19:20: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General | |
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written Tuesday, July 11 2006 18:53
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We all have 'em, we all hate 'em, but sometimes you can brighten somebody else's day by sharing 'em. The Setting: Sunday night, movie night, my usual spot laying on our living room floor in front of the TV, my husband's usual spot laying two feet to the right, our friend Chris's usual spot laying on the couch three feet behind me. The Movie: Double Jeapordy, friend Chris has seen it before, after watching it I feel like I've seen it before but it might have just been the previews, husband Chris has not seen it before. The Mood: As usual we joke, we laugh, and the guys have had a nap within the last six hours. I'm extremely tired having been up late for the last two nights, no nap. The Incident: The movie is nearing it's end, I've moved to a sitting position to ease some pain from laying on the floor, friend Chris has moved to a sitting position on the floor leaning on the couch. His feet rest next to my thigh on the left. His foot brushes my thigh. His foot keeps brushing my thigh. One minute... two minutes... So very tired... what to do?? I change position slighty. Can't focus... Still brushing. What to do?!!?!!?! He stops. Movie ends. We joke, we laugh, we say goodbye. The Aftermath: ~11:30 PM So tired... so very tired... can't sleep... can still feel it... what to do? What did it mean? Beepity-beep-beep-beep(sic) What the H E double L was that? One hour later, sweet sleep. 3AM RREEOOOWWWW, MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW. *throws pillow at cat* so tired... so very tired... can't sleep... Beep!(not sic) I have to know. I have to ask him. I HAVE to know... *watches sunrise through closed eyelids* sooooo tired... (Oh yeah, I should probably mention that 'friend Chris' is the fairly new youth/worship pastor at church. He's supposed to work 9-5 weekdays at the church, I think. Husband Chris is his soundtech. They're best buds. (husband Chris hates the word 'buds'.)) The question: Had to take some stuff to the church anyway. Got a rummage sale planned for baby stuff, and I ain't havin' any more babies as long as I have the four God already gave me. Packed up box of baby bottles, crib, and four kids then set off for church. Stomach churns... feel faint. Carry everything into the nursery, little woozy... let the kids play, so tired... tell friend Chris I have a question. Stammer, stutter... 'What the H E double L??!?' (not sic) The answer: He didn't even realize, had been nodding off, he didn't mean to, sorry. ... ... AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Face red. Face still red. I am such a loser! Hope I made somebody's day in my folly. Everything is supposed to work for good. Can't see it yet. Need enlightenment. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 11 2006 17:16
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quote:Yeah, yeah. I told you I was bad with names, though I'm incredibly apt at memorizing lyrics... *runs through song in head* ...yep still there, mostly. tAlec You been watching So You Think You Can Dance? That Benji, he sure is good. [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 17:17: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, July 11 2006 17:04
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quote:Not that I question your infinate wisdom, all-knowing Alo, but... :rolleyes: [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 17:05: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Monday, July 10 2006 11:37
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Ooh, I forgot one! Cotton Eye Joe has a permanent place on my favorites. I'm a sucker for good fiddling. I can appreciate a good rap. In my less conservative years, I've sung along to I Like Big Butts. Ok, ok so I still sing along... but very, very quitely. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 9 2006 13:18
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Please excuse my spelling, I'm terrible with names. Take Me In - as sung by Petra Cannon in D by Paccabell Soundtrack for Hook Ebay - Wierd Al That was a River - Colin Raye God - Rebecca St. James Bluebelly Sky - The Waiting (may be the name of the album instead of the song... I can't find it at the moment.) Devil went down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels I Will Trust - Chris Atkins Trigger Happy - Wierd Al ...~shot daddy in the den~... My favorites list rotates often depending on what I've listened to recently. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Sunday, July 9 2006 12:48
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quote:Peanutbutter/syrup sandwiches were a staple when I was growing up. The flavors blend well. I have since switched to peanutbutter/honey for the sweeter taste. I also grew up on leftover McDonalds hamburgers that didn't sell whenever my dad closed as night manager, an occupation he held close to 15 years. It probably wasn't the best diet for me while growing up but it didn't seem to affect my health. I probably should put checking my cholesterol level on my to-do list, though. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General | |
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written Saturday, July 8 2006 14:11
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Yes, well... those pancakes look good anyway. Needs some peanut butter and maple syrup though. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General | |
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written Friday, July 7 2006 19:38
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quote:NO!!! Not the hair! Not the long, beautiful hair... *sobs* *feels sudden urge to watch LotR* It looks nice, Thuryl. You know... for short hair. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, July 7 2006 19:29
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quote:It's not just you. 'Especially since he'll only forget again.' took me a good five minutes. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General | |
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written Wednesday, July 5 2006 19:06
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Yay!! I can talk. You just forgot one thing. I'm pretty sure when TM fainted I remember rushing over to perform mouth-to-mouth. :P -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Inventions in General | |
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written Thursday, June 15 2006 19:14
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Hubby invented a phone jack splitter using springs. Works great. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 15 2006 18:56
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quote:I agree, very exciting. I sat for ten minutes trying to think of more to say so this wasn't so spammy (a trend I've noticed in my posts lately). I couldn't come up with anything acceptable. I could take the opportunity to say I'm going on my annual trip to the Black Hills tomorrow, but 'goodbye, I'll be gone for a week' posts are so tacky. I could also moan and weep and gnash my teeth that I haven't had a speaking part yet in E2: RotS, but that would be very rude. Plus attention that has to be begged for is only one-tenth as satisfying as freely given attention. An expression of love to TM would be out of place here, as well. Smotherings must be set up properly. Anyhoo, since these are all unappropriate at the time, I'll just have to leave it as a one liner. I hope I don't get canned. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 15 2006 18:17
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I invented a cabinet lock out of a plant hook, a screw, and a wooden spoon. Works great. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Anonymity and online identity, yet again. in General | |
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written Monday, June 12 2006 06:50
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MySpace is evil. That is all. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
Slarty Does Spidweb -- Explicit Language in General | |
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written Monday, June 12 2006 06:44
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*reads Wife of Bath* ... Hmmm... Lucky... Uh-oh... He-he... Uh-huh... Uh-huh... :eek: Aahhh... Hahaha... Huh? So. Not. Fair. ... Very nice. Though I admit, I had to read the Modern English version. I'm just not trained well enough in Old English. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 9 2006 19:17
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Wahda, hurriya, ishtirakiya!! -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 1 2006 15:17
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Details. More details. Um... hubby's got one of those MySpace thingies. You might find something there. Do I get pictures of my shrine after it's up so I can make my own shrine of my shrine? -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
In this topic, I celebrate my inability to shut up. in General | |
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written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:38
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Finally, something worth congratulating! Way 2 go! U R gre8t! ._ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) .V Six scoops of ice cream for you. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:23
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I think in pictures of whatever color the object is supposed to be. If I do think in words, it's deliberately English and though I tend not to look at them, they are usually white. I'm too out of the movie star loop to know who should play me, though at one point I would have said Kellie Martin. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:17
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quote:Lucky! I am so jealous... :( -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, May 27 2006 19:22
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When in doubt, Wiki. *Sorry, we do not permit this HTML tag:Parenthesis in HTML tag* Remove space. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Supper_ (Leonardo) Very informative. [ Saturday, May 27, 2006 19:24: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, May 27 2006 19:07
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Sorry... I've fixed my typo. ;) -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, May 27 2006 15:39
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I protest! I bet I have sex more often then 90% of members here and I started having sex sooner then 95%. I had my first kid at 19. *stomps foot* :mad: I see no likeness between me and 'the virgin'. (At least I get to make out with Thuryl) :P [ Saturday, May 27, 2006 19:06: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |