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Member number	3364
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Registered	Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00

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Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, July 12 2006 13:47 Profile Homepage #12 quote: Originally written by Nikki xx: Okay. A couple of tihngs that would have been embarrassing, if I cared what society thought of me. Okay, so, a while ago, I was walking home. My phone rang, but I didn't manage to get into my pocket in time to answer it - we've all had calls like that... Phone rings, you accept the call just as it ends. Anyway, annoyed, I looked at who had just called. It was my girlfriend, but at the time, we weren't together. She'd called from her mobile, but I didn't have much credit, so I called her home number. It rang. And rang. Eventually, someone picked up. "Hello?" she said. "Hey sweetheart. Just thinking about you. What ya been upto? Andmore importantly, what are you wearing?" I answered. "Erm, hey Nikki... err, I think you wanted Joanne, didn't you?" the voice replied. I'd been talking to her mother. luckily, I explained, and all was well. Other things coming soon. LOL! You've made my day at least, thanks for sharing. I look forward to the other things. :) OK, OK, I don't really have another embarassing moment but I do have one that was at least awkward. Also rather recent. Chris decides he's taking me to a movie at the theater. We go in for Superman Returns. Friend Chris comes too, of course, and so does one of the youth from church. We joke, we laugh, as usual. This highschool age looking guy sits down next to me, apparently coming to the movies alone, and starts talking to me. Husband Chris shoots me a quizitive look, I shrug back, what am I supposed to do? He talks to me through the whole movie, I smile politely, nod a few times, but don't say much. Right as the credits roll, he shoots out of the theater, not a word. Left us all with a 'What's up with that?' kind of feeling. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 19:18 Profile Homepage #74 quote: Originally written by Dropkick Culture: Absolute statements are always wrong. [Edit: I prefer my metaphors shaken, not mixed.] —Alorael, who is sure that inside nearly every devout churchgoer is a godless humanist waiting to get out. Everybody dies. and No one can take it with them. (for the proverbial challenged, 'it' being ones possessions when they die) [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 19:20: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 18:53 Profile Homepage #0 We all have 'em, we all hate 'em, but sometimes you can brighten somebody else's day by sharing 'em. The Setting: Sunday night, movie night, my usual spot laying on our living room floor in front of the TV, my husband's usual spot laying two feet to the right, our friend Chris's usual spot laying on the couch three feet behind me. The Movie: Double Jeapordy, friend Chris has seen it before, after watching it I feel like I've seen it before but it might have just been the previews, husband Chris has not seen it before. The Mood: As usual we joke, we laugh, and the guys have had a nap within the last six hours. I'm extremely tired having been up late for the last two nights, no nap. The Incident: The movie is nearing it's end, I've moved to a sitting position to ease some pain from laying on the floor, friend Chris has moved to a sitting position on the floor leaning on the couch. His feet rest next to my thigh on the left. His foot brushes my thigh. His foot keeps brushing my thigh. One minute... two minutes... So very tired... what to do?? I change position slighty. Can't focus... Still brushing. What to do?!!?!!?! He stops. Movie ends. We joke, we laugh, we say goodbye. The Aftermath: ~11:30 PM So tired... so very tired... can't sleep... can still feel it... what to do? What did it mean? Beepity-beep-beep-beep(sic) What the H E double L was that? One hour later, sweet sleep. 3AM RREEOOOWWWW, MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW. throws pillow at cat so tired... so very tired... can't sleep... Beep!(not sic) I have to know. I have to ask him. I HAVE to know... watches sunrise through closed eyelids sooooo tired... (Oh yeah, I should probably mention that 'friend Chris' is the fairly new youth/worship pastor at church. He's supposed to work 9-5 weekdays at the church, I think. Husband Chris is his soundtech. They're best buds. (husband Chris hates the word 'buds'.)) The question: Had to take some stuff to the church anyway. Got a rummage sale planned for baby stuff, and I ain't havin' any more babies as long as I have the four God already gave me. Packed up box of baby bottles, crib, and four kids then set off for church. Stomach churns... feel faint. Carry everything into the nursery, little woozy... let the kids play, so tired... tell friend Chris I have a question. Stammer, stutter... 'What the H E double L??!?' (not sic) The answer: He didn't even realize, had been nodding off, he didn't mean to, sorry. ... ... AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Face red. Face still red. I am such a loser! Hope I made somebody's day in my folly. Everything is supposed to work for good. Can't see it yet. Need enlightenment. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Off the top of your head in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 17:16 Profile Homepage #57 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: quote: Originally written by Jewels: I can appreciate a good rap. In my less conservative years, I've sung along to I Like Big Butts. Ok, ok so I still sing along... but very, very quitely. You mean Baby Got Back? Yeah, yeah. I told you I was bad with names, though I'm incredibly apt at memorizing lyrics... runs through song in head ...yep still there, mostly. tAlec You been watching So You Think You Can Dance? That Benji, he sure is good. [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 17:17: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Tuesday, July 11 2006 17:04 Profile Homepage #71 quote: Originally written by Alorael: Believe it or not, most atheists don't want anything more from their lives spiritually. Their lives are completely fulfilling. Isn't that a scary thought? Not that I question your infinate wisdom, all-knowing Alo, but... :rolleyes: [ Tuesday, July 11, 2006 17:05: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Off the top of your head in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, July 10 2006 11:37 Profile Homepage #50 Ooh, I forgot one! Cotton Eye Joe has a permanent place on my favorites. I'm a sucker for good fiddling. I can appreciate a good rap. In my less conservative years, I've sung along to I Like Big Butts. Ok, ok so I still sing along... but very, very quitely. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Off the top of your head in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Sunday, July 9 2006 13:18 Profile Homepage #34 Please excuse my spelling, I'm terrible with names. Take Me In - as sung by Petra Cannon in D by Paccabell Soundtrack for Hook Ebay - Wierd Al That was a River - Colin Raye God - Rebecca St. James Bluebelly Sky - The Waiting (may be the name of the album instead of the song... I can't find it at the moment.) Devil went down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels I Will Trust - Chris Atkins Trigger Happy - Wierd Al ...~shot daddy in the den~... My favorites list rotates often depending on what I've listened to recently. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Sunday, July 9 2006 12:48 Profile Homepage #45 quote: Originally written by Rufus Rothgard: *Anyway, furthermore-- maple syrup and* peanut butter? I mean, maple and peanut butter are some of my favorite flavoring agents, true... But both? At once? Peanutbutter/syrup sandwiches were a staple when I was growing up. The flavors blend well. I have since switched to peanutbutter/honey for the sweeter taste. I also grew up on leftover McDonalds hamburgers that didn't sell whenever my dad closed as night manager, an occupation he held close to 15 years. It probably wasn't the best diet for me while growing up but it didn't seem to affect my health. I probably should put checking my cholesterol level on my to-do list, though. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00**
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Saturday, July 8 2006 14:11 Profile Homepage #12 Yes, well... those pancakes look good anyway. Needs some peanut butter and maple syrup though. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Bride of the Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, July 7 2006 19:38 Profile Homepage #124 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: Having just had a haircut, I feel obliged to reuse this thread for its original purpose. new pic of thurly NO!!! Not the hair! Not the long, beautiful hair... sobs feels sudden urge to watch LotR It looks nice, Thuryl. You know... for short hair. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, July 7 2006 19:29 Profile Homepage #392 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: Ah, so Tyran's double-posting. And is it just me, or is it too much trouble to decode David's 1337-sp33k? It's not just you. 'Especially since he'll only forget again.' took me a good five minutes. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, July 5 2006 19:06 Profile Homepage #374 Yay!! I can talk. You just forgot one thing. I'm pretty sure when TM fainted I remember rushing over to perform mouth-to-mouth. :P -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Inventions in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, June 15 2006 19:14 Profile Homepage #21 Hubby invented a phone jack splitter using springs. Works great. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, June 15 2006 18:56 Profile Homepage #316 quote: Originally written by Turkeyking: Two words: totally awesome. This is the best thing to happen to my fanfix counterpart since resurrection! I agree, very exciting. I sat for ten minutes trying to think of more to say so this wasn't so spammy (a trend I've noticed in my posts lately). I couldn't come up with anything acceptable. I could take the opportunity to say I'm going on my annual trip to the Black Hills tomorrow, but 'goodbye, I'll be gone for a week' posts are so tacky. I could also moan and weep and gnash my teeth that I haven't had a speaking part yet in E2: RotS, but that would be very rude. Plus attention that has to be begged for is only one-tenth as satisfying as freely given attention. An expression of love to TM would be out of place here, as well. Smotherings must be set up properly. Anyhoo, since these are all unappropriate at the time, I'll just have to leave it as a one liner. I hope I don't get canned. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Inventions in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, June 15 2006 18:17 Profile Homepage #17 I invented a cabinet lock out of a plant hook, a screw, and a wooden spoon. Works great. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Anonymity and online identity, yet again. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, June 12 2006 06:50 Profile Homepage #6 MySpace is evil. That is all. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Slarty Does Spidweb -- Explicit Language in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, June 12 2006 06:44 Profile Homepage #9 reads Wife of Bath ... Hmmm... Lucky... Uh-oh... He-he... Uh-huh... Uh-huh... :eek: Aahhh... Hahaha... Huh? So. Not. Fair. ... Very nice. Though I admit, I had to read the Modern English version. I'm just not trained well enough in Old English. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Slarty Does Spidweb in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Friday, June 9 2006 19:17 Profile Homepage #28 Wahda, hurriya, ishtirakiya!! -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Belisarius Is The World's Biggest Noob in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Thursday, June 1 2006 15:17 Profile Homepage #30 Details. More details. Um... hubby's got one of those MySpace thingies. You might find something there. Do I get pictures of my shrine after it's up so I can make my own shrine of my shrine? -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
In this topic, I celebrate my inability to shut up. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:38 Profile Homepage #14 Finally, something worth congratulating! Way 2 go! U R gre8t! ._ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) .V Six scoops of ice cream for you. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Some interesting questions in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:23 Profile Homepage #26 I think in pictures of whatever color the object is supposed to be. If I do think in words, it's deliberately English and though I tend not to look at them, they are usually white. I'm too out of the movie star loop to know who should play me, though at one point I would have said Kellie Martin. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Belisarius Is The World's Biggest Noob in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, May 31 2006 11:17 Profile Homepage #10 quote: Originally written by The Worst Man Ever: I appear to have had an admirer. Lucky! I am so jealous... :( -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Dan Brown Book... in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Saturday, May 27 2006 19:22 Profile Homepage #42 When in doubt, Wiki. Sorry, we do not permit this HTML tag:Parenthesis in HTML tag Remove space. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Supper_ (Leonardo) Very informative. [ Saturday, May 27, 2006 19:24: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
These pretzels are making me thirsty. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Saturday, May 27 2006 19:07 Profile Homepage #38 Sorry... I've fixed my typo. ;) -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
These pretzels are making me thirsty. in General
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Saturday, May 27 2006 15:39 Profile Homepage #34 I protest! I bet I have sex more often then 90% of members here and I started having sex sooner then 95%. I had my first kid at 19. stomps foot :mad: I see no likeness between me and 'the virgin'. (At least I get to make out with Thuryl) :P [ Saturday, May 27, 2006 19:06: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00

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