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Agent
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I refuse to post.

Yes!

No!

YESS!

NO!!

Bad hand, baadd hand. Stop that!

Muahahahaha.

Oh, phoey. I give up...

I had thought, from the first appearence of [he-who-shall-not-be-named], that his pic was quite, in fact, the opposite of how I would have cast him myself. And again thought that he would be much better suited for being your guide through the underworld. The best suited for it, really. Yet no matter the pic that last comic sent me rolling. I hate to see[name dropping censored] go, but I hate more to see what he's allowed to do.

You're just giving him what he wants, you know.

You want to give him what he wants.

Shut up!

Make me.

*SLAP*

You hit like a girl.

Please, excuse us for a moment...

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Law Bringer
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I think TM possessed Jewels... anybody have holy water on them?

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

I think TM possessed Jewels... anybody have holy water on them?
I'm sure TM, if he were here, would have some "holy water" to share...

I can't apologise enough for this post. Really.

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Law Bringer
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You bet you can't. But in your defense, you said nothing about hands and their many-faceted relationships with their owners.

I didn't either. Really. Once you have seen this message, it will already have been retroactively removed.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Clarifcation: TM was not crucified in Slarty vs. Desk! Really, people. If you pay attention, you will in fact see that he was unbanned in said strip (by, ironically enough, me).

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Agent
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Am I really the only one here who argues with themself on a regular basis? This is a commonplace thought process in my own head. I usually don't post my thought processes for the very reason that they make me sound possessed, but really, is it all that strange?

Haha. You're a freak!

...

Freaky can be good...

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
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Law Bringer
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I sometimes argue with myself.

I had a period when I would do so in writing, dub my imaginary alter ego "Pegasus" (as in, that winged horse from Greek mythology). Then I realized it made me sound like a dork, so I stopped.

*...*

"Didn't stop you from being a dork, now did it."

Shut up.

*...*

Couldn't resist...

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You do realize, MEAT, that in addition to picturing you as a strip of bacon, I now picture you as the creepy old man/generic villain of Yu-gi-oh?

No one should have to be pictured as a Yu-gi-oh character...

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

You do realize, MEAT, that in addition to picturing you as a strip of bacon, I now picture you as the creepy old man/generic villain of Yu-gi-oh?

No one should have to be pictured as a Yu-gi-oh character...

Seconded. I also have a mental picture of said old man using his hands for some, unfathomable reason. A reason, that, as far as I am aware, is in violation of the CoC.

I would also like to point out that I don't argue with myself, but only because I can't get a word in edgeways.

That is all.

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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

You do realize, MEAT, that in addition to picturing you as a strip of bacon, I now picture you as the creepy old man/generic villain of Yu-gi-oh?

No one should have to be pictured as a Yu-gi-oh character...

I think we all agree that I have been sufficiently hazed now.

Or does anyone beg to differ?

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I think we all agree that I have been sufficiently hazed now.

Or does anyone beg to differ?

Is this one of those rhetorical questions? Do we get banned if we answer? Or answer negatively?

Because I still have one last trick up my sleeve...

EDIT: There. I'm all tricked out. The hazing, from my corner, is over.

IMAGE(http://ianh.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mango.jpg)

[ Wednesday, March 22, 2006 08:49: Message edited by: Nikki xx ]

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? Man, ? Amazing
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I think we all agree that meat has been sufficiently hazed now.

Or does anyone beg to differ?

Who is we, where on earth have you located universal agreement on anything, and how do you determine sufficency? As far as I see it, you are speaking for one, much like any one of us does on occasions of opinion. The try at ominous use of italics left me underwhelmed.

Oh, and :P I fixed your typo.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Councilor
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Originally by Jewels:

quote:
he-who-shall-not-be-named
For some reason, I like the idea of calling TM that.

Arguing with Dikiyoba's self while speaking in third person would confuse even Dikiyoba. Everyone must have some sanity in their life.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Nikki xx:

IMAGE(http://ianh.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mango.jpg)
I second that. I mean seriously, how often do you get to second a mango?

(Please don't pervert the rhetorical question, by the way)

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Not too often, really.

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Posts: 420 | Registered: Sunday, January 8 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I think we all agree that meat has been sufficiently hazed now.

Or does anyone beg to differ?

Who is we, where on earth have you located universal agreement on anything, and how do you determine sufficency? As far as I see it, you are speaking for one, much like any one of us does on occasions of opinion. The try at ominous use of italics left me underwhelmed.

Oh, and :P I fixed your typo.

We is the majestic plural for I. Universal agreement is possible with the right level of intimidation. Sufficiency is determined arbitrarily.

Are these answers sufficiently ominous?

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"You can take that universal quantifier and shove it!"
"But I only have one place to shove it..."
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

We is the majestic plural for I. Universal agreement is possible with the right level of intimidation. Sufficiency is determined arbitrarily.

Are these answers sufficiently ominous?

Yeah sure. Intimating ability to intimidate is all that has happened, unless your wordplay has suddenly gained volume with moderatorial responsibility and your ability to play has been likewise reduced. And that would be a shame.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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