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Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #100
Very funny comics.

PS About my previous comment on the thread, when I say something mean followed by " :) ", it's intended to be a joke.

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #101
You know, I hate to be the harbringer of obvious news, but this comic is crashing and burning. The secret (for me) is to point out how all of you suck. Down to the last. All of you.
Do more of that, Slarty, and the funny will flow through you like gay dicks.

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #102
Okey dokey.

White Square No. 2

With apologies to Tyranicus.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #103
Dude, you're gay. I win forever.

(EDIT: I was thinking of editing this out, but then I realized that my best justification was "it'd be too sarcastic"- which is a good justification, but "TM is psycopathic" is actually older than jokes about your mom- whom, for reference, I plug with expedience and vigor.)

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:45: Message edited by: Profanus Pyre ]

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #104
"Bacon boi poser model mod."

It's pure poetry, man. I weep with the sublimity of it. Also, I suddenly feel the need to go grocery shopping.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #105
For the record, TM told me in a chat that he acts with such disregard for the CoC mainly because he likes the attention when he gets banned. I found this amusing.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #106
One would think such attention would be getting tiring after such a long time.

Lacking actual complaints (Slarty?), it doesn't seem to be offensive enough to merit censoring, and the thread does not deserve killing either.

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:55: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
The Establishment
Member # 6
Profile #107
TM is banned for one week.

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Your flower power is no match for my glower power!
Posts: 3726 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #108
Hehe. ADoS could be correct in his prophecy yet.

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 6666
Profile #109
Shush.
Posts: 353 | Registered: Monday, January 9 2006 08:00
Agent
Member # 1993
Profile #110
quote:
Originally written by *i:

TM is banned for one week.
Wow, he endured six whole days at the boards. Ist that a record? Respectively: what was the shortest time ever that an un-banned member has been re-banned?

^_^ Slarty's parry is very funny with a high decency.
Hm .. "TM is psycopatic"? <reads the comic again> Now I'm confused. <googles psycopathic, finds hip hop music group> :eek:

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Slartucker: * facepalm facepalm facepalm *
Dikiyoba: Are you unconscious yet?
Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #111
quote:
Originally written by spy-there:

...Wow, he endured six whole days at the boards. Ist that a record? Respectively: what was the shortest time ever that an un-banned member has been re-banned? ...
That's not even close to a record. :) Even if you don't count ban evasions, some trolls used up their second, third, whatever chances pretty quickly. I don't remember specific examples, but a couple people got banned by Drakey, complained to Spidweb, got unbanned, continued causing trouble and got re-banned within a few hours/days.

However, TM is getting close to record for total number of times banned. I think only shotts and a couple others good at begging for forgiveness got more second chances.

quote:

^_^ Slarty's parry is very funny with a high decency.
Hm .. "TM is psycopatic"? <reads the comic again> Now I'm confused. <googles psycopathic, finds hip hop music group> :eek:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=psychopath

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 15:13: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #112
quote:
Originally written by spy-there:

Wow, he endured six whole days at the boards. Ist that a record?
I seem to recall sometime back around September (might've been earlier...), TM lasted a grand four days between bans. At least, I think he lasted for four.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #113
quote:
Originally written by spy-there:

Ist
:P

EDIT: I wish that this post were not as spammerific as it is, but alas.

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 15:12: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
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Member # 5755
Profile #114
This message board has become an extension of a comic strip and a comedy script.

So far, TM has been crucified, killed, and banned. What's next?

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #115
quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Okey dokey.

White Square No. 2

With apologies to Tyranicus.

As long as you are not attempting to imply that TM and I are alike, I accept your apology. :P

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Profile Homepage #116
Dikiyoba thinks that Slartucker is implying that Tyranicus and TM are not alike. Although both of them have names that start with the same letter and seem to get killed a lot.

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 16:08: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #117
Wowzers.

One thing I will say about Spiderweb, there's never a dull moment here!

I have to admit that the social worker in me was kinda gleeful to see the ban. If limits are tested, and you don't back 'em up... they break.

Oh, and Salmon... heh :)

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #118
AGAIN!???!!??

Oh, well, he'll be back. This is just starting to get funny and that's all.

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-ben4808
Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #119
I thought he would blast us the day he got unbanned. Oh well.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #120
Hmm. Whom should I pester if I have questions about this banning thing? They're not questions about anyone specific being banned, however.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #121
I heard some snail ratted out Jesus on a stick.

How is that for comic? :P

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #122
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

So far, TM has been crucified, killed, and banned. What's next?
Easter's too soon for TM's resurrection!

[Edit: Token effort at using good grammar. The original version is quoted below anyway.]

—Alorael, who is pretty sure the quoted statement is hyperbolic. Cruficied, killed, and banned? Surely one or two of those cover TM's woeful fate.

[ Tuesday, March 21, 2006 22:21: Message edited by: AlO RLY? ]
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #123
There's always purgatory.

How about another Delicious Vlish commentary on reality?

I'm interested to see what comes next. Will Aran ever get a relatively decent form? Or will he go from one poser form to another.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #124
Originally by Alorael:

quote:
—Alorael, who is pretty sure the quoted statement is hyperbolic. Cruficied, killed, and banned? Surely one or two of those covers TM's woeful fate.
Well, he gets banned from these boards, was killed in Dikiyoba's story, and is crucified in Slartucker's comic. Dikiyoba hasn't seen him cruficied yet, though.
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