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His Mighty Tentacle
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A snail?

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Delicious Vlish:

A snail?
This post really confused me for a while, until I realized that Slartucker had updated the comic.

Does the tainted and evil solution involve invoking TM?

EDIT: I knew it.

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 10:55: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Four updates in one day. No wonder the earlier strips were funnier ^_^

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IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/bowdown.gif)

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Law Bringer
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I am filled with that special warmth that can only come from seeing people catch on fire.

—Alorael, who simply cannot understand this profusion of Spiderweb deaths. Surely someone can see that just as post rankings lead to increased posting, death counts can only lead to increased dying. Soon everyone will die several times in each post, and then where will Spiderweb be?
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Guardian
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Fitting... only TM has the power to combat the fluffy pink demon of good taste.

Speaking of which, it's March 16. Where is he?

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I am Root, bow before me!
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Nuke and Pave
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Maybe this is just Slarty's way of warning Dikiyoba that there will be consequenses if he dies in his story. :)

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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I resent that. I would never stoop to that kind of creative blackmailing. I'll defend creative autonomy to the death (see: Slartucker clotheslining a newbie at Encyclopedia Ermariana last month).

Now, if I were to blackmail Salmon or Alec, that would be a different story entirely.

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Law Bringer
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Do people hate me or something that I'm being killed in every fictional way? :P

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
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quote:
Originally written by Tyran the Chat Pimp:

Do people hate me or something that I'm being killed in every fictional way? :P
Pimp life ain't so easy, huh?
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Councilor
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Not true, Tyranicus. You haven't meet a truly sticky end yet. You haven't been killed by being lowered into a vat of boiling maple syrup.

Dikiyoba has absolutely no intention of doing that to Tyranicus, though. Once was enough. There are other members to kill now.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Four updates in one day. No wonder the earlier strips were funnier ^_^
I was half tempted to use that pink bunny as an avatar (on Polaris) and include "I AM ZE DEMON OF GOOD TASTE, OUI! I CONSUMED ZE SOUL OF FOOL CAYTAR!!! I RID ZE SPAM, AND ZE RACIAL SLURS, OUI, AND I RID ZE ***** LENGTH!! FROM FORUM!!!1!!" into my signature.

Then I decided against it.

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Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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New strip today:
Everybody has his cross to bear
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Law Bringer
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Very, very good stuff... and even with chat details. That's the only place I've seen TM defend himself so vehemently.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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And here I was thinking it would be "Kirk Johnson! Kirk Johnson! Kirk Johnson!"

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So is TM Jesus because he is back to save Spidweb, or am I missing something. I think that even the renowned flaming of Terror's Martyr is no match for the French of the fluffy bunny, maybe you should have picked a savior more skillful in the art of truly tactless posts? (OK maybe not).

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Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot?
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quote:
Originally written by Lazarus:

So is TM Jesus because he is back to save Spidweb, or am I missing something. I think that even the renowned flaming of Terror's Martyr is no match for the French of the fluffy bunny, maybe you should have picked a savior more skillful in the art of truly tactless posts? (OK maybe not).
Remind me why the hell I bothered reviving you in the first place.

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I believe you did it as a personal favor for my sister, interpret that as you wish.
Another answer is that you're a show off.

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Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot?
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Yeah, I gotta admit... She was pretty good.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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This conversation makes me happy.

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Shaper
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Hopefully not too happy.

With the amount of stars in your comic, Tucker, I'm not sure if any of the words match what I am thinking. Or maybe I'm just not using my imagination.

EDIT: Clarified.

[ Saturday, March 18, 2006 01:29: Message edited by: Spring ]

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
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His Mighty Tentacle
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Yes. But a snail?

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Intermission: Delicious Vlish v. Hobnailèd Snail
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Councilor
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Amusing.

Dikiyoba feels like being concise at the moment.

Edit: The moment's over. Dikiyoba will talk some more now.

Will we be seeing any political cartoons once the Demon of Good Taste is banned?

[ Saturday, March 18, 2006 12:20: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Law Bringer
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First time I've ever seen a snail soliloquize... impressive, though. Surprised we haven't seen something like that come along before...

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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