I, too, am a Postmaster (aka "Behold the Cheap Knockoff")

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Spam!
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It feeds 5000 people!

And lastly...

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:yay:

Well done, Aran! May you er...double that amazing number.

EDIT: zomg phirst poste in teh topick

[ Thursday, February 16, 2006 23:11: Message edited by: Spring ]

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Grats

zomg seecand poste in teh topick!!
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Shaper
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There sure are a lot of people hitting large numbers lately. Congratulatioz. :cool:

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snoitalutargnoC

May your number of posts make you king of the boards (I hope not, but there you go).

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Goodie, goodie... another one.

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To Aran, great guy, prolific poster, and maker of much happiness.(if you like stats anyway, and boy do I)

May the hair on your toes never fall off.

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Congratulations Aran!

I have nothing further to add to this thread.

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Congratulations Aran
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Good job.

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Well done, timing your 5000th post so perfectly with the creation of this thread. How many per day is that?

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Off With Their Heads
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Congratulations. You are a dirty, dirty spammer.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Congratulations. You are a dirty, dirty spammer.
The ironing is delicious...

And Aran being dirty is an hilarious concept.

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Don't think we don't know that you aren't not cooking the books on the posting stats.

Somehow.

Observation alters the observed, right?

—Alorael, who would like to take this moment to remind everyone to post responsibly, not to post and drive simultaneously, and never, ever, to feed the trolls.
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quote:
Originally written by Stripper of Sanity:

Don't think we don't know that you aren't not cooking the books on the posting stats.
Says the person who doubles posts and deletes it to hide the evidence.
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Master
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Congratulations. This was sure two close together topics for something like 5000.

Anyway. May the battle between Kel and you commence!

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quote:
Originally written by Stripper of Sanity:

Don't think we don't know that you aren't not cooking the books on the posting stats.

Somehow.

Observation alters the observed, right?

—Alorael, who would like to take this moment to remind everyone to post responsibly, not to post and drive simultaneously, and never, ever, to feed the trolls.

Actually, the numbers are skewed. There is a (negligible) trend that favors people with higher member numbers in absolute post count, because I read the profiles sequentially, and it takes about 4 hours to run from beginning to end. Kel always has nearly an hour's worth of head start over me.

Of course, that trend disappears when you consider only the relative stats compared to last month. :)

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Congrats, Aran! It's about time!

(and if this does turn into a battle, it should be a very interesting one... I doubt it will, though)

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quote:
Originally written by SupaNik + 3:

quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Congratulations. You are a dirty, dirty spammer.
The ironing is delicious...

Yes, doing laundry always leaves a sweet taste in my mouth.

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And Aran being dirty is an hilarious concept.
How so? You wouldn't want to know what happens when I go three days without a shower... o_o

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
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Dikiyoba still has a way to go to catch up with this prolific poster...
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You got that right.
For the third time, congratulations.
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Congratulaitions!

Bé, daru, sa kai kasé!!!

*smiles in the knowledge that only two other people in the world know what the second line means*

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Actually, you translated that line in another thread, so there are lots of people who know what it means.

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Couldn't find a translation for your name though.

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Oh yeah...forgot about that. Okay then...

Xu mult voile le jimstead kulta! :D

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