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Originally written by Muji:


Chicho, good translation. ;)

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Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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No pun in ten did.

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I saved the evidence however. I'm sending my associate "Guido" over to collect your first extortion payment.

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Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

I have here another Jewish joke, which I didn't find all that good, but here ya go anyway:

A man goes to the rabbi.

"Rabbi, maybe I'm getting paranoid, but I think my wife is trying to poison me. Could you please speak to her and maybe find out her plans?"

The Rabbi goes to his wife and comes back after several hours. Then he says:

"I have talked tp your wife... for THREE HOURS!!! My advice: TAKE THE POISON!!"

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Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

Now I'm just curious: Was that joke meant as an insult, or did you really like the jokes I posted?

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Originally written by Hands and Minds:

I've seen that joke in English, too.

A better Jewish joke: A young man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I know you'll be disappointed in me. You sent me to years of religious school and Hebrew classes, you were so proud when I was bar mitzvahed. But Mom, I just can't be Jewish anymore. I've found Jesus and he changed my life. I've been going to church every Sunday and everything."

His mother doesn't know what to say or what to do, so she does what she always does in times of trouble: she calls her rabbi. "Rabbi, I need help!" she tells him. "I raised my son to be a good Jewish boy, but now he's converting to Christianity!"

"Funny you should mention that," the rabbi replies. "I also have a son, as you know, and I also raised him as a good Jewish boy. I thought he would follow in my footsteps and be a rabbi too. But just a few days ago he called and said that he was converting to Christianity!"

"You, too?" asks the mother. "What did you do?"

"Well," says the rabbi, "I did what I always do when I'm in trouble. I prayed to God. And you know what? He answered me!"

"God answered you? What did he say?"

"Well..." the rabbi says slowly, "He said, 'Funny you should mention that. I have a son, and I raised him to be a good Jewish boy, and...'"

—Alorael, who has no more sig-sized jokes to share.

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Originally written by Marlenny:

Well to your delight. I've decided to translate it all for you. Here it is:
Once upon a time there was a priest traveling in a bus. A nun gets on the bus and sits right next to him. As time goes by the priest accidentally touches her knee. The nun gets mad and tells the father: you should remember what psalm 69 says. The priest apologizes and the travel continues. A couple of minutes later, the priest, again, touches not so accidentally the nun's leg (a little bit above the knee). Well, history repeats itself; the nun gets angry and repeats the father to remember the words of psalm 69. The priest apologizes yet again. The same thing happens once more time just that the priest goes a little bit upper, but the nun repeats her saying. After a while, the priest gets to the convent and runs to see what psalm 69 says, and almost dies when he reads it.
"Keep going up and you'll find the glory".

Edit: fixed the quote.

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