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The "About us" topic in General
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»What is your name?
My true name is known by none save myself, but you may call me... Tyler
»What is your quest?
To have my own private harem. Oh yeah, and to help recover some rocks that will help prevent the Ihrno from ruling the the world
»What is your favorite color/colour?
Green
»What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)?
I work in a drugstore, and because of my hours, I have no free time.
»What are some books you like?
Too many too list. Instead I will list some of my favorite authors. Frank Herbert, David Weber, David Eddings, Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Robert Aspirin, Douglas Adams...
»What are some movies/TV shows you like?
Are those the things that are on the screen before I turn on the PS2?
»What are some computer/console games you like?
Anything by Blizzard, Spidweb's games, Final Fantasy (7 through 10), Quake 3, Unreal Tournament, Maximo, the original X-men Sega game
»What are some bands you like?
If it's heavy, grunge, industrial, thrash, goth, or deth metal, I'm listening
»What are some musical pieces you like?
Epic, Surprise, You're Dead!, Burning My Soul, Sometimes it Hurts
»Who are some of your favorite members on these boards?
The funny ones.
»What do you think various members look like?
Aren't we all trolls?
»What do you look like?
I am a 12 foot tall humanoid with leathery wings, claws, horns, and fangs.
»What did you have for lunch last Tuesday?
Ummm... annoying people. My boss didn't let me go on my lunch break soon enough.
»What is your age?
22
»What is your species?
I think I'm what's called a Terlin.
»What sort of computer do you use?
an old one
»What plane are you from?
The one to the left of this one
»Are you male, female, or "other"?
Male
»How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling?
I sleep on the roof
»When did you last brush your teeth?
That would be sometime last month, I had to get someone's finger bones out from in between my teeth
»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?
No, I ate my pet alligator, it tasted like chicken.
»To whom are all your base belong?
to the category with the higher pH
»What region of the universe are you posting from?
See the question about what plane I'm from
»What does (§3·ß)<ETH>/µª=ƒ mean?
I'm not going to tell you what it means if you can't even take the time to try figuring it out.
»What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"?
on opposite day, in which case, it is no longer "EVOL," but "LOVE"
»Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry?
does body odor count?
»Did I forget anything?
Yes, you are missing a link to somewhere where I can kill all the annoying children's shows' characters.

[ Wednesday, April 30, 2003 19:45: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
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104. It is okay to absorb that green liquid from canisters. You'll either become stronger, or learn something.

105. Just looking into a sarcophagus will cause you to become more proficient at: combat, conning/leading people, lock picking, and/or magic.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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Voting on Desperence? I'm not even a member of Desperence!

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: Oh, very nice, you're still trying to make it possible for your character to eventually becaome a dragon rider, aren't you? Drop the whole Kogan thing. In this realm, dragons are few and far between, and they let no one ride them without extremely good cause.

If you want to go with the name Tempest, I certainly hope you don't plan on using anything other than a few small spells that affect air and water (although I would not disapprove of a single shocking or electrical based spell). You are to refrain from combat until someone else gives you the go-ahead, and then you will keep your character's actions within the realm of an apprentice wizard (no lightning bolts or hail storms). If someone disables your character in one of their posts, he will remain disabled until helped, and even then, he may do no combat until at least two people have posted since your character was aided.

OOC2: I thought this one was supposed to be more about the plottings of an ambitious general and the political entanglements of the Emperor, not a hack and slash combat-intensive adventure. Not to jump down anyone's throat here, but this one has been interesting, even without the combat.

IC: Lethalis looks down at the small boy on the other side of Aloreal's desk. "So you wish employment with a decent wage, right?" The youth nods his head. "You said you had been learning with the Storm Magi back in Avernum? Well, I have a need for one with the talents of a weather witch. There are some plants that an associate of mine was working with. He wanted me to conduct an experiment to determine what the best growing conditions are for these plants. I haven't had time to start the experiment yet, and he had really wanted this done before he returned from Aizo." Lethalis touches the crystal medallion he is wearing, his eyes unfocus momentarily. An aide walks in the room. Gesturing at the youth, Lethalis says, "Take young Tempest here to the Krib study, and have one of the mages remove the stasis spell from the room." Turning to Tempest, Lethalis says, "Once the stasis spell has been removed, you'll have to make sure that the plants are being cared for appropriately. We don't have enough to let the whole study group die from drowning or thirst."

OOC: No, I don't expect you to actually know the water requirements of Skribbane or to give me a detailed list of what you are doing. I only expect that you show that you can operate in a non-violent manner in an RP. The experiments shouldn't take up more than a two or three hours of the day each day for your character, so there are all sorts of things you can do besides just watering skribbane plants (which, Lethalis carefully kept your character from realizing, due to the fact that Skribbane is, in fact, illegal in the Empire). Just make sure that you mention something about the experiment every once in a while.

[ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 17:50: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
'Wut do u look like?" in General
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I don't have any pictures that are up to date, but I can describe myself. I'm a three eyed, hunch-backed troll covered in pathy orange and green fur and I move myself around on all three of my asymetrical limbs... Oh, you meant what I really look like? Well, I have a face that some people call cute, big blue-green eyes that are framed by a pair of glasses that aren't too detrimental to my looks. I have dark blonde hair that is usually cropped short (about an inch), and sticks straight up to hide a very unsightly cowlick. I have a baby face, so I usually keep a bit of a stubble on my face, just to keep people from thinking I'm still only 16 (I'm actually 22).

BTW Riibu: Despite your claims to the contrary, I think that you look good in that picture. I'm a bit too old for you though, so I will refrain from asking the same kind of rude question Scorpius did.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
?Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
You again?! OUT! Get out and stay out Flaming Blade! You're posting is obnoxious and inane. You aren't mature enough to take part in this, and you aren't wanted. I've had enough of your "powers" and "magic." You have no respect for anyone else, or the time and effort they spend in making the stories that their characters take part in. You repeatedly ignore anything that limits your characters at all, and then you disrupt the storylines of more balanced characters. I don't care to even try being civil to you anymore. Just leave the topic, and go mess up someone else's RP.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without
Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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Profile #23
A notice for members of the inactive members of the Polaris conspiracy: Read your PM's!!

[ Sunday, April 27, 2003 15:44: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Lethalis storms out of the bus and grabs the alien's foot. His eyes flash from milky white to blood red for a few seconds, and the gigantic alien collapses, just missing Lethalis and the bus. Staggering away, Lethalis makes his way to the bus. As everyone else helps him back into the bus, he mutters something about feeling "drained" and using "Death Touch." Lethalis then goes and gets an ice cream cone from the freezer of the taco joint. He curls up in a corner and slowly eats his ice cream cone like a little kid.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: That last one was just a bit far-fetched LF. I've yet to hear of anyone ever complaining that wolves were ravaging their crops. Maybe their flocks or herds (which, I'll have you know, almost never happens by wolves anymore, due to the fact that wolves fear people and people exterminate wolves), but never their crops.

Also, most aristocrats could have had your character flogged for doing nothing more than falling in the mud and accidentally getting mud on their boots. At least that was possible in France at one point (I think).

[ Wednesday, April 23, 2003 09:27: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Meawhile, back at the home front, Lethalis keeps things running moderately smoothly, waiting for Drakey to wake up and for production to get back under way. He has started to send out some more scouts to discretely locate possible new markets (waiting on approval from someone in the managerial/administrative ranks before distribution commences). The mines are back up and running; the few remaining members of the Dragon Maw cartel are quietly swept up by either empire soldiers or the Family's enforcers. Acting as the head of the enforces due to Aloreal's disappearance, Lethalis also sets up a regular shift of guards and assigns an enforcer for each scout, with strict instructions not to break any laws and to stay discrete.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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The meaning of life. in General
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"Life, is a series of dogs."
"...that's the whole point of life. Not dying! I figured that out on my own in the third grade."

Both of these quotes come from my favorite comedian, George Carlin.

Personally, I think the whole life thing is when the universe in general went, "Oops! Oh great, now its got parasites*"

*The parasites are, of course, all organisms on any body in space.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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quote:
Originally posted by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

IC:
*ADoS finishes his Big Mac and orange soda, and gets everyone onto the bus.*
ADoS: To Area Fi--


Originally posted by Imban:
*Appears and shakes his head briefly before picking up the bus and throwing it Hella Far back to the highway leading to Area 51.*


originally posted by Me
Lethalis knows the secret of Area 51, it hasn't held anything more secret than an airbase in the last 30 years. The real research has been quietly cunducted somewhere under the ground in central Minnesota. He was just about to tell everyone this when he sees a UFO land in the compound.

OOC: This is where we are at now NaCl; sorry, but I can't make time go backwards (well actually, yes I can, but I don't like to brag about it.)

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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OOC: Everyone else is goofing off, so it's my turn now, besides, this can be very entertaining later :D .

IC: During his ride back to New Silvar, Lethalis entertains himself by insinuating that he has an amorous relationship with at least two of the females (not necessarily human) that are either regular patrons or employees of the New Silvar Inn. During his first week of travel he had spent his time dropping little hints, and plotting how to have the most fun with his companions' gullibility. The amazonian soldiers of the fort and the enforcers all take the bait hook, line, and sinker. They spend the next week quietly debating which lucky (or maybe unfortunate, considering what Lethalis is) woman or women have managed to win Lethalis' affection.

The mercs and the dervishes for the most part, ignore Lethalis' claims of being able to dandle that many strong-willed women on his knees. Just as they were about to spoil his fun though, Lethalis takes the time to talk with each group, and convinces them not to ruin his careful work. Besideswhich, he offered them gold to keep their mouths shut about his "harmless little prank."

OOC: For those of you who are unaware of what Lethalis looks like, imagine an 8'6" tall man (he has such a severe slouch that he looks hunchbacked, and he still stands at a height of over 6' while slouching) with arms like a gorilla, a chimp's face (minus the ears), clawed hands and feet, a 5' long prehensile tail, teeth that a pirhanna would envy, and a 1' long prehensile tongue. He's the result of experimentation done by an extradimensional being upon animals. If Lethalis looked at anything with amorous intent, it would either be a bear or a gorilla (even he isn't really sure what his parent stock was). Anyhoo, this has the potential to be very funny when the rest of the Family returns to the Inn and the staff starts trying to figure out who's sneaking around with whom. Also, Lethalis hasn't considered the possible consequences of his rumor-mongering, so any sort of story could develop from this.

[ Thursday, April 10, 2003 19:42: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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A wormhole opens up right on the bus, sucking everyone but GtGD (OOC: to be reffered to forever more as FB) in. The people on the bus don't seem to notice this though. Neither does FB. He turns and looks for the bus, but can't find it, not can he find any magical, physical, or ethereal residue as to what happened. While he spends the next twenty minutes hopping around the world, trying to find them, the sun inexplicably goes nova. In eight minutes, the radiation strikes Earth, and all life is extinguished, except for FB. The sudden loss of air pressure pulls his lungs out of his throat and his eyes out of his head. Blood spurts into the vacuum of space, where it boils away. In blinding agony, FB returns to his true form, and explosively decompresses. His spirit escapes confines of his body, but cannot affect anything physically or magically. FB is trapped by his remains then, being unable to move more than 3 miles away from the largest chunk. Ten billion years later, what few parts of him that have not been atomized are pulled into the seething elemental cauldron of a nebula. Within that cauldron his remains are broken down into sub-atomic particles, and dispersed. Finally, his body has died, and his maddened spirit that has survived ten billion years is sucked into the æther, never to be seen again, in any reality.

Meanwhile, the bus drives on to Area 51, in another plane of existance. Lethalis plays solitaire quietly in the back of the bus, wondering why security seems so high outside of what was supposed to be no more than a front that the public could gawk at and take pictures of. Lethalis knows the secret of Area 51, it hasn't held anything more secret than an airbase in the last 30 years. The real research has been quietly cunducted somewhere under the ground in central Minnesota. He was just about to tell everyone this when he sees a UFO land in the compound.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Hybrids Anonymous or How to Differentiate an Opaki from a Choirboy in General
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Actually, I had thought that Ssisthiss (or whatever his name was) had been the descendant of the leader of a cult, and that his ancestor and his ancestor's followers had been forced out as a desperate attempt to save themselves. The other sliths, noting the cult's patron demon (either a haakai or one of Grah Hogh's leiutenants{sp}) had been forced to drive them out as the cult was too powerful to either wipe out or exile. The cultists had their own army of fanatics, so what the slith kingdoms did was make a fierce offensive campaign to push them back into a small group of caves that could then be sealed off magically from outside. After several weeks of combat, the cultist army was contained, and the leaders were beginning to flee into the upper caves. What the kingdoms hadn't counted on though, was the cult's response. Demons. Scores of demons were summoned, and sent out from the cultists' army into the unprepared forces blocking them off from the rest of the slith kingdom. Mages and priests both went down to help defeat the demons, but because of that, many of the non-combatants and hostages/sacrifices of the cult were taken into the upper caverns. Seeing a chance to cut the enemy forces in half, the kingdom magi and priests sealed off the caverns before many more were taken through. The remaining cultists, cut off from their leaders, magi, and hostages they had been using to prevent other kingdoms from attacking, were quickly slaughtered. Only 10% of the sliths trapped in the upper caverns were female, and they became nothing more than breeding stock. Eventually, inbreeding caused some of the sliths to be retarded (the stupid sliths from A2), but most managed to escape that fate, although they were more sickly and weaker than the ancestral sliths ('cause sliths would have ruled the caverns otherwise {sorry, I couldn't resist}).

The Slithzerikai kingdoms, now free from the demonic influences, returned to their peaceful co-existence with each other. Their thriving markets supply goods unseen by humans before. They use gems and jewels as currency. Magic is widely used by many and treated with about as much reverence as we would treat the average toaster. Things that would be unheard of in a human city are treated cavalierly by the sliths, who only notice these things if they are vandalized (magical lights that turn neon orange and make mating noises whenever females walk by are frowned upon) or stop working. Recently, the slithzerikai encountered another race that has made it's home in the deeps. Nephilim.

The nephilim's civilizations on the surface had already collapsed by the time the humans had rolled in, and their tribal societies were easy pickings for the Empire soldiers. Meanwhile, the nephilim that fled even deeper into the caverns have found the ancient slith kingdoms. The two races cautiously approached eachother, and eventually managed to come to terms with having to share. It wasn't all beer and skittles at first, but over the years, the races' societies have become intertwined, and they have found a way to handle any disputes between nephils and sliths peacefully. However, neither race understands the humans yet, so they watch, and wait, quietly preparing for the human offensive that the nephil have warned the sliths about.

[ Tuesday, April 08, 2003 16:37: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
?Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Lethalis pulls out a lighter and lights up the feathers sticking out of Sir David's mouth. "Usually it's a good idea to pluck or sear the birds first. Birds have lots of bugs that are just as happy to be infesting humans as they are birds. Also, some of those parasites carry fun little viruses that hit humans very hard. It's your choice though." Lethalis then goes outside and stands still on top of the bus for a few minutes. Several soft thumps sound about where Lethalis is standing. After one larger thump, Lethalis comes down from the top of the bus, carrying about 10 birds of various sizes. A few of the birds have started to flutter there wings a bit, but Lethalis goes through and breaks all of their necks. A few minutes of work leaves a small pile of bird guts on the floor, and Lethalis sets to work with an acetalyne torch, burning all of the feathers off of the birds, and crisping them in a matter of seconds. Then he starts popping the small ones into his mouth, whole.

OOC: Yes it's a blatantly plagarized idea, but I was just letting everyone know that Lethalis is still on the bus, he's just been sleeping. :D

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Lethalis leaves the building, leaning heavily on a pair of dervishes. Alex teleports in responding to ef's summons. He examines Lethalis with his magic, and then announces "No teleporting for you until the healing magic has faded and you are healing on your own." Then he sends one of the dervishes out to procure a large wagon for Lethalis and ef. "I'll meet you back at the inn, I need to finish the experiment that I was working on when you called me out here." Ef waves Alex off, and waits for the wagon to arrive.

After nearly an hour of waiting, the rumbling of the wagon announces the dervish's success. It takes three of the dervishes to help get Lethalis into the back of the wagon, where he lays down on a pile of cushions and blankets. One of the dervishes bows to ef and says, "It's going to take at least two weeks for the wagon to get to New Silvar without jostling him around too much. He may look a demon, and he certainly fights like one, but he worked as hard to keep us alive as he did himeself, maybe even harder. It would be an honor to provide an escort for him on his return home."

Once ef has agreed to leave Lethalis with the dervishes, she quietly speaks to some of the remaining enforcers and soldiers. Soon the wagon is being filled with what caches of gold and equipment the troops had found during the raid on the first building. Several very rare items are given over to ef directly, but a large part of what can be carried is placed around Lethalis in the wagon bed. Some of the rest is divided up amongst the surviving mercenaries as a bonus, and more is carried off discretely by the soldiers and enforcers. Satisfied with the results, ef teleports back to the inn to study some of the odd magical devices that had been discovered.

OOC: Basically, I'm giving Lethalis an easy out for the Aizo (I think it's Aizo that is being looked at next) mission. He would stand out like a sore thumb in a human castle, and make the investigation more difficult just by his presence. Also, this way the Family will make a profit that can be used to develop new skribbane formulas. It also gets back some of the money used on those outrageous bribes that Ilofehk managed to get out of ef.

EDIT: The kavern is open once more. Long live teh Conspiracy! :D

[ Friday, April 04, 2003 08:10: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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OOC: Whoops, sorry Namothil, I meant the Nephilim. Sorry, I didn't pay enough attention to what was going on. Also, sorry to FD, I forgot to double check who all was in LF's group. I still haven't figured out how Mars managed to be in two places simultaneously, because I had originally intended that both battles would take place at the same time. Anyhoo, I'm going to follow ef's post, because it fseems more in character with everyone, besides which, she's the Godmother.

As to why I usually let my character get injured during the fights: he's mortal. Not only do I make my characters fallable, they also have this disturbing tendency to get injured too. It's more dramatic that way. :cool:

IC: The dervishes, having fallen back to the entrance when the banshee showed up, return somewhat the worse for wear. "That demon thing you had us take care of got up and tried to kill us. It took us a while, but eventually we found its weakness and managed to kill it."

Lethalis turns his head so that he can look at he lead dervish, "And what was its weakness?"

"Its ego. It was rather fun crushing the ego and making the thing realize its own imminent mortality, but after a few minutes of taunting it, we finally killed it."

OOC: And so, with his ego crushed beyond hope of repair, the child left, as he was unwilling to play by the rules. "...And there was much rejoicing." :D

[ Tuesday, April 01, 2003 19:42: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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OOC: Actually, I was counting on the lich casting these nifty little curses that don't affect your combat skill, but your body and mind. It could be a little difficult to engage in combat when your eyes insist on crossing and your stomach can't decide which way is out. Oh well, it would have been good for a gag (no pun intended).

IC: Lethalis surges to his feet. The lich's curse has been dispelled, and he feels even more powerful than he has ever been before. He turns and brings his booted foot down on the skeleton he landed on, shattering it completely. Picking up the skull, he whips it at one of the other skeletons. Crushing the skeleton with the force of a cannon ball, the skull shoots through the undead and shatters against a wall. Somehow, Lethalis has already crossed half of the room, and has destroyed another skeleton with contemptuous ease. Grabbing the broken bones, Lethalis starts throwing them at, and usually through the other skeletons, destroying them all with the bones of their fallen comrades. The last remaining necromancer was impaled on no less than three different bones, and then a carefully thrown skull ripped through him, shattering bones and destroying internal organs as it shot clean through the human.

Ef has managed to prevent the lich from leaving, and kept it from advancing on her and the others. Bolts of pure darkness erupted from the lich's hands, only to stop a foot short of their targets. ef shakes her head a bit, recovering from the blasts, and strikes back with a beam of pure light. The lich staggers back, and responds with a roiling wave of darkness that sweeps across the room. The darkness stops only six inches from the party. Wiseman throws several shurikens, but they bounce off a wall of bone that erupts from the ground. In response to the wall, Lethalis gives Namothil a boost, and Namothil fires over the wall. The arrow strikes true, and a blast of light bursts through the lich's body. With a blast of heat, waves of flame begin to advance across the room. Momentarily caught off guard, ef scrambles to respond with a spell to counter the rushing flames. It is during that moment of surprise that the lich lashes out with lightning, ice, and more waves of darkness. Oh damn. This is gonna sting. Lethalis charges into the incoming spells, taking them and crashing through them. He shatters the wall of bone, and heads straight for the lich. His body is burned, his milky white eyes stung by the smoke, and cold evil slices him to the marrow. Roaring wordlessly, Lethalis' open jaws clamp down on the lich's throat as his clawed hands dig into its flesh.

The lich's claw-like hands gouge great furrows out of his back and shoulders. Lethalis hands drive deeper into the body, ripping out viscera and bone. Chunks of flesh fall from the lich's body, and even across the room people can see that Lethalis has actually forced his arm into the lich's body, up to the elbow. With a sickening series of cracks, Lethalis hand breaks ribs as he reaches for his target. Namothil casts a spell, and small magical projectiles shoot away from him and into the lich. Wiseman rushes forward, and teleports behind the lich again. With a savage jerk, he rips the digging clws out of Lethalis' back. The hand flails up, but the blademaster calmly stabs the hand with his dagger, and keeps pushing forward until the dagger is firmly imbedded in the wall. Ef frantically tries to heal the damage being done by the lich, and manages to keep the wounds from becoming deadly, but cannot restore all of the blood he had lost. Ripping savagely with his hooked teeth, Lethalis rips out a chunk of the lich's throat even as his hand wraps around its heart. Baring his teeth in a rictus of pain, Lethalis manages to growl out the words, "Time to die!" as he rips the lich's heart from its body. The undead wizard shudders with a true death rattle, and his flesh begins to decay. Staggering away, Lethalis manages to make three steps before collapsing from his wounds.

[ Tuesday, April 01, 2003 16:48: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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OOC: Try again GD. Specifying that peircing or slashing damage does more damage doesn't work for me, nor does saying that he is weak against water magic. The thing about not getting the right spell all the time is a blatant theft from the character Namothil. Besideswhich, he is primarily a physical fighter, whereas you are trying to claim an odd combination of skills and spells that have the potential to be highly dangerous in combat, but at the cost of imaginative role playing. Try working with just one low power but highly versatile spell. The Cantrip spell from Dungeons and Dragons is highly versatile, being able to produce numerous very small magics. It can even be used to actually create low quality items, which, although worthless in most instances, usually look very pretty. They also shatter in a pleasing way, leaving jagged edges. Miniature tornados can be created, which, while normally used to just sweep up dust, can also be used to throw it into the air. Low power telekinesis (small objects only, and they wont move very quickly either), small fireworks (they go POP! not BANG!), little whirlwinds, small fragile objects, etc. A cantrip can do all of these things, it lasts for 4 or 5 hours, and is normally used to provide a cheap form of entertainment for people unused to real magic. I'm not saying that you have to use this spell, only to look at it as a guideline.

IC Lethalis reaches out and gouges out the eyes of one of the necromancers with his claws. The human crumples, screaming and clutching at his face. Lunging at the other human, Lethalis is struck by a wave of disorientation and weakness. He stumbles, and falls forward, but manages to brush his hand againt the human. That light touch brings a wave of agony to the human as his muscles try to rip themselves from the bones they are anchored to. Lethalis' hand comes to rest on the necromancer's foot. Vaguely aware of the feeling of something attempting to shred his back, Lethalis releases his Paralysis touch.

As the necromancer collapses, Lethalis feels a surge of strength flow through him. rolling to his left, he grabs the skeleton's bloodied bone hands and crushes them to dust. Surging to his full height of eight and a half feet, Lethalis grabs the skeleton in a crushing embrace. Shattered bone clings to his skin where it had broken, but he ignores it, lunging at the glowing green figure. His clawed hand shoots out and bursts out of the human's back in a splash of gore. The human slumps momentarily, with his own blood gushing from his mouth as his lungs fill with it, but then he looks up at Lethalis.

The backhand shouldn't have had any force to it, but Lethalis is thrown across the room, where he crashes into a giant skeleton. Oh my, that was painful. Shaking his head, Lethalis tries to clear the spots of light from his vision. Groaning, he rolls over, and retches. Waves of nausea and weakness crash through his body. He manages to gasp out to the others, "I think we're in trouble."

[ Tuesday, April 01, 2003 09:06: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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Lethalis grabs The G and disrupts his nervous system, paralyzing and blinding him. The creature drops to the ground, conscious, but unable to move, feel, or see. With the first threat out of the way, Lethalis slashes at the banshee's throat with his claws. He catches only air though, as his hand went right through the spirit. As the banshee begins to wail. Namothil's spell finishes, and all sound ceases to exist in the hallway. Backing away from the insubstantial figure, Lethalis decides to let the two assassins deal with it.

OOC: Flaming Blade, your character is out of the action until the end of this mission. If need be I WILL kill your character to prevent a god syndrome.

You have shown an utter lack of respect for everyone else's characters and storyline in the other RP you frequented, and I will not allow you to ruin this one. Your character is still overpowered, because his weaknesses are too limited. either remove all of his magic, or all of his ability for physical combat. You don't know how to balance them yet, and I don't have the time, patience, or inclination to teach you. My character is ranked higher than yours in the drug ring, if he gives a command to your character, I expect it to be obeyed. I can't delete your posts, but I will completely ignore them if you make yourself a nuisance.

I don't expect you to know everything at once, but here are some things you should know: Read every post, and read the summary thread. If you can't do that then try a different RP. I will give you warnings if I think you are getting out of line; I'll give you one or two warnings, after that, you and your character will cease to exist to me. Stop changing your screen name, it's annoying; pick one and stick with it.

If you can abide by my rules in this case, I might even begin to treat you with some respect.

EDIT: D'oh! Typo demons struck me as I posted!

[ Sunday, March 30, 2003 20:36: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ]

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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After Wiseman finishes off the men attempting to slow Lethalis and him down, the pair continue on to their destination with the dervishes trailing behind. Dismissing any attempt at subtlety, Lethalis crashes into and through the doors. Inside, several priests and nuns have been stabbed to death, and many of them were also mutilated. Blood is spattered all over the walls behind the bars that divide the room in two. The doors in the far wall are closed, but it looks like at least one body had been dragged back through them.

"You two, cover this door, and make sure none of the psychos leaves here. These people are armed, violent, and insane, so don't worry too much about trying to keep them alive." Wiseman, Namothil, and the other three dervishes follow Lethalis through the gate in the bars. "Give me room, I might have to disrupt some of them and it's not exactly a good idea to brush up against me while I do that." Lethalis doesn't bother with opening the doors, he picks up a heavy wooden desk and throws it against them. With a crash the doors burst open and reveal a room that wouldn't be out of place in a slaughter house. Not all of the victims had been attendants though, some of the bodies that were hung from hooks looked like they had been patients. Growling deep in his throat, Lethalis motions for everyone to follow him. "The people that did this aren't exactly human anymore, and they are acting as if under control of someone else. Most crazies are just as likely to kill eachother or themselves as their tenders, and there aren't enough corpses here for that." Growling as he pulls what had been a child off of the meat hook, Lethalis rumbles, "No prisoners!"

OOC: Sorry for the inactivity earlier, I had to deal with that life thing again.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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Lethalis, back from the limbo of real life, tries to join in on the fight, but gets there just as Wiseman pulls out his glaive and chases off all of the punks.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

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OOC: Actually, LF, Lethalis has already left the area. Your target is a smaller building than the original target was. Lethalis target is actually a holding pen for several very dangerous individuals that are kept drugged and happy, "for their own good." Unfortunately, the building also houses a mage that is living in a part of the building that is almost completely sealed off from the psycho ward downstairs. The mage is in league with the ring that attacked the Family. As soon as his alarm wards were set off, he changed the drug diet of the dangerous individuals, and then teleported small lethal weapons in for them to "play" with. You get to make up your own bad guys and stuff for your target LF.

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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OOC: It might have been ice skating, I don't remember. I do remember that it had been classified as a summon beast or summon demon or some such thing. The category of summon didn't really matter, it was crossed out in dipping red and replaced (also in dripping red) with something like: "The ultimate evil". If I could find the card, I'd verify that, but, unfotunately, I can't find any of my Unglued cards. :(

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"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..."
*roaring, SNAP!
*rider screams
—Hippogryph rider, WC III

Some cool WoT art here

Nono! Bad Surfer!!

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