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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Friday, April 25 2003 17:22
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quote:d00d, that's the coolest name ever. :krad: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Saturday, April 26 2003 00:55
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quote:It is the 8th colour of the spectrum, the colour of magic. You have to have read the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett to know about it. -------------------- ...a sadist is only someone that is terribly nice to a masochist... Want to find out how nasty you really are? visit:http://www.thespark.com/ now! Also look at my site here This is also a good site Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
Shaper
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written Saturday, April 26 2003 01:02
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Congrats on becoming a veteran, Sodium Cyanide! As a special millenial treat to all those that have wondered what lurks beneath the cowl of X: »What is your name? Ha, ha, ha! Sister Lucinda, right? >>What is your quest, wasn't it? Sticking my nose in where it's not wanted as my way of withstanding the boredom of existence and a moralising tendency. Avoiding a beating from people bigger and better dressed than me. These two are often related. »What is your favorite color/colour? Black. With lurid green tinges. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? This week, temp. warehouse night administrator. Next week, who knows? It's not very important to me apart from the money and lost sleep. »What are some books you like? Anything obscure, factual, preferably extra-Parliamentary political satire. Swift was good and I liked Norman Cohn's stuff, even if not his hostility to his subject. I read a lot of science fiction (inc. futurology) with disapproval. Getting very tired of the 'Wheel of Time' series now you have to read 700+ pages to progress the plot a week, during which time nothing particularly significant happens. A good earner for the author though, I'm sure. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? Terminator, most schlock post-apocalyptic stuff. Current affairs programmes with some vague hint of analysis. Most porn is too rubbish to be worth the effort, though I enjoyed 'Salo's sophisticated satire on the decay of morals under totalitarian social conditions, etc. »What are some computer/console games you like? E3, the better BoE scenarios, Geneforge, sundries. Doom, once. »What are some bands you like? I still remember the Dead Kennedy's fondly. Even saw their only UK live performance (Lyceum, '80). Old punk stuff, though the older I get, the more I come to despise popular culture. »What are some musical pieces you like? Stravinsky (his anthropology--though fun--was way off), other Modern classics. Sort of took up with the 'Magic Flute' after seeing 'Clockwork Orange' in a squatted cinema somewhere. »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? Oh, well it doesn't do to play favourites, does it? Good of you not to include a 'least favourite' category! »What do you think various members look like? I don't have to think. They're only too keen to post their own icons. »What do you look like? 6'2" version of Charles Manson in camo gear. The beard's bigger though. I usually contrive to carry some sort of bludgeoning instrument in polite company. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Like every Tuesday: sweet and sour-flavoured noodles, kept down with half a litre of Irn Bru (sort of orange-coloured Mountain Dew from Scotland). Really! »What is your age? As old as my nose and a little older than my teeth. Work it out from my musical tastes above. »What is your species? Inhuman. »What sort of computer do you use? Someone else's. »What plane are you from? The stork bought me. »Are you male, female, or "other." Depends who's asking and how sober I am at the time. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Depends on whether I've been paying the rent or not. »When did you last brush your teeth? Immediately after eating. Disturbing hygiene kink really, but I cvam't afford dentists after they privatised them over here. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? No, children, especially the annoying ones. »To whom are all your base belong? Is this the 'spot the cosmic tendency' question? »What region of the universe are you posting from? Cyberspace - well, a bit connected to a rather dull corner of England. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? See my response to 'To whom are all your base belong?' above. And ditto. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? I'll leave that to the experts. Some sort of demonic incantation? »Did I forget anything? Criminal convictions, fetish preference and drug of addiction, perhaps? Seriously, I also like Modern art, though think most most modern artists deserve a beating. I like going round galleries upsetting the patrons and doing my 'emporer's new clothes' bit on the exhibits. Ripping the pee out of the Gug when I last visited NYC was the pinnacle of my career so far. And I like animals too, especially the violent ones. As long as it's not me they bite. [ Saturday, April 26, 2003 01:06: Message edited by: X ] Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, April 26 2003 04:35
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My name is only good if I decide to join the army (think Major Payne). Unfortunately, I have no desire to ever do such a thing. -------------------- Riot Shields Voodoo Economics It's just business Cattle prods And the IMF I trust I can rely on your vote Posts: 530 | Registered: Sunday, September 1 2002 07:00 |
Post Navel Trauma ^_^
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written Saturday, April 26 2003 12:45
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Okay, here we go.... »What is your name? Khoth, to you. »What is your quest? Get a degree, get a rocket launcher and get you all »What is your favorite color/colour? Purple-black »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? I'm a student, so I stude. »What are some books you like? Elric, Lotr, Anything by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Philip Dick before he went insane, Arthur C Clarke and much much more »What are some movies/TV shows you like? I like The Matrix, and practically the only TV I watch is The Simpsons, My Family and Midsomer Murders »What are some computer/console games you like? Nethack, ADOM, FooCraft, BoE »What are some bands you like? Queen and, sadly, Abba »What are some musical pieces you like? *waves hand* You don't need to see my taste in music »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? That would be telling »What do you think various members look like? I think they look like humans, but pale and unfit »What do you look like? A human, but pale and unfit. Beyond that, if you can't find out, you don't deserve to know »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? That was ages ago. I can't remember »What is your age? 19 »What is your species? Human, more or less »What sort of computer do you use? An iMac, running OS X »What plane are you from? The deepest depths of Gehennom »Are you male, female, or "other." Oh, darling, I'm "other" if that's what you want me to be »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Between -1 and -4 »When did you last brush your teeth? This morning »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? I have fed lemons to every pet alligator I have owned. »To whom are all your base belong? Myself. »What region of the universe are you posting from? Cambridge »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? Nothing »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? An example: "Don't say EVOL any more" »Did I forget anything? You forgot everything. -------------------- Grammar wenches beware: This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in. My Website desperance.net - Leave your sanity at the door Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
Agent
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written Saturday, April 26 2003 16:14
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»What is your name? I'm just the Grammar Wench. Most people address me as Anna, so I figure that must be my name, or something. »What is your quest? To eliminate bad punctuation and comma splices, and to teach everyone--EVERYONE--the difference between "your" and "you're." »What is your favorite color/colour? Black. And red. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? I watch kids. They're annoying. But they seem to like me, and I get paid. It's easier during the year, when I just have to watch them in a nice clean house for a few hours, than in the summer, when I have to chase them around a soccer field in the blazing hot sun for 6 hours a day, 5 days a week. Damn kindergarteners. »What are some books you like? Les Miserables, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and Wuthering Heights. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? Don't watch much TV, but I do take the time to watch Law and Order: SVU. And I love the Breakfast Club. »What are some computer/console games you like? Just Exile, Avernum and Geneforge. »What are some bands you like? The Goo Goo Dolls. Johnny Rzeznik is immortal. »What are some musical pieces you like? Hmm. Most anything by Aaron Copland, and Russian Easter Overture by Rimsky-Korsakov. And Mozart's 40th. »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? Alorael, Saunders, Rosycat and Princess Ruthie. »What do you think various members look like? Alorael has a long black ponytail. He just does. The Revere Brigade are a bunch of screeching monkeys with keyboards, and Rosycat is...well, a pink Nephil. Saunders looks like my English teacher, that is to say, a tiny little sparrow in funky shoes. Drakey is a Vahnatai in a business suit. »What do you look like? Red hair, blue eyes. No eyeliner, actually, but lots of black. The makeup I wear is limited to black lipstick, and occasionally funkily-colored nail polish. I'm actually on the shorter side of average, which annoys me. Maybe I'll grow. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? A ham sandwich, some leftover Easter candy and a muffin. It's probably pathetic that I can actually remember. »What is your age? Fifteen, hanging desperately on the edge of sixteen and waiting...waiting... »What is your species? Some kind of bizarre human/tiger moth hybrid. »What sort of computer do you use? I do most of my pathetic living on an ancient Apple up in my room, but for the Internet I use a PC. »What plane are you from? My own twisted little plane of punk existence. »Are you male, female, or "other." I am woman, hear me roar. Raaaah. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? I like rain. My entire ceiling could be one big hole, for all I care. »When did you last brush your teeth? This morning. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? Sure, if you want me to. »To whom are all your base belong? MY BASE BELONG TO NONE BODY »What region of the universe are you posting from? My basement. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? *hides in a corner and whimpers* »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? Alec defines EVOL. »Did I forget anything? You forgot to DIE. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, April 27 2003 20:58
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quote:EDIT: I put the best picture I could find in my profile. I'm the one facing the other three girls and gesturing at the camera. My three horns are (left to right) Chelsea, Laura, and Leya. [ Sunday, April 27, 2003 21:10: Message edited by: HawkGirl ] -------------------- desperance.net -- Come on in, we don't bite. Well, I don't. Posts: 218 | Registered: Saturday, July 13 2002 07:00 |
Babelicious
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written Monday, April 28 2003 02:54
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»What is your name? Human flesh. Actually, nothing. »What is your quest? The color of pink azaleas. »What is your favorite color? Time is irrelevant. Age doubly so. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? No. »What are some books you like? My first name begins with M, and is probably common knowledge. My father's name is Boeh. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? One that works. »What are some computer/console games you like? I am an amateur webmaster, programmer, lousy musician, volunteer, and masturbator. »What are some bands you like? I'm a pudgy white boy. Need I say more? Although considering what Sah David said, I'm not altogether unattractive. »What are some musical pieces you like? To transcend. »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? My base are all belong to the most beautiful girl in the world, who lives just a few blocks away. Lucky me. »What do you think various members look like? The Foundation Trilogy is a favorite. Sherlock Holmes canon. Camus. Poe. Chomsky. Zinn. Marx. »What do you look like? Concordant Opposition, of course. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? 42 ho ho ho douglas adams said it. No, seriously, 420 haw haw lets skin up b »What is your age? The Brak Show. Futurama. MST3K. Sealab 2021. Anything that could be described as surrealist. »What is your species? Other members look like humans. I've seen Mr. Wang, Mr. Petey, and Mr. Thuryl. Alec never fails to describe himself. »What sort of computer do you use? "Other." »What plane are you from? Fallout. Fallout 2. XEvil. Quake. Super Mario World. Anything else that I can pick up and fool around with without any major devotion of time. »Are you male, female, or "other." Right now. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Thuryl. »When did you last brush your teeth? The Milky Way, Sol system, planet 3, North America, United States, Oregon, Portland. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? "Cold Brains" by Beck is one of my favorite songs. »To whom are all your base belong? It means "Kill me now." »What region of the universe are you posting from? I'm one-hundred percent homo sapiens sapiens. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? I like all kinds of music. Beck is a favorite. Tom Waits. Bluesy, folky and country stuff. SomaFM's "Boot Liquor" channel. The Refreshments. Butthole Surfers. Bad Religion. Bad Brains. Big Black. Black Flag. John Coltrane. Etc. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? »Did I forget anything? No. Does filling this enable me to enter a sweepstakes to win an exotic Caribbean cruise with loose women? -------------------- desperance.net - honestly, no biting. Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Master Jeweller
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written Monday, April 28 2003 03:59
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I have this sense of deja-vu, but why not... »What is your name? Pieter Simoons, aka Psi, Eldano, Radiant, Archmage, The Smart Man, Harry Pieter and probably some other aliases I forgot about. »What is your quest? My favorite would be Quest for Glory II. »What is your favorite color/colour? Octarine. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? Games programming. »What are some books you like? Anything by Heinlein, Zelazny or Pratchett. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? The Simpsons and Futurama. As to movies, things like The Game, the usual suspects, and many other films with a surprising plot. »What are some computer/console games you like? SubTerra of course (sorry, couldn't resist. My old-time fave is Descent, though). »What are some bands you like? Rhapsody. ALso Queen, Marillion, R.E.M. and the Cranberries. And I used to like Garbage, until their third CD came out. »What are some musical pieces you like? Musicals in general and anything by Webber in particular. And in case you weren't asking that, Tschaikovsky is nice. »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? That would be gossip. »What do you think various members look like? Ape-descended bipeds who are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. »What do you look like? Amorphous. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Probably something involving bread and hagelslag. You have to be Dutch to figure that one out, too. »What is your age? Eternal. »What is your species? Skelwing would be nice. »What sort of computer do you use? AMD »What plane are you from? KLM »Are you male, female, or "other." Male »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? PI »When did you last brush your teeth? I don't, they brush themselves. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? No, I feed alligators to my pet lemon. »To whom are all your base belong? I prefer acids to bases. »What region of the universe are you posting from? The exact center. According to Einstein that's even correct! »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? It means that whoever wrote this was totally stoned. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? Fnord. »Did I forget anything? -------------------- Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heilighthum! Deine Zauber binden wieder, was die Mode streng getheilt, Alle Menschen werden Brüder, wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt. Pieter Simoons aka Radiant Official Crystal Shard and SubTerra webpage Posts: 798 | Registered: Monday, December 17 2001 08:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 14:16
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To the last female members to have posted on this thread: That hurts and his name is the PipBoy, respectively. -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 14:57
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Take it as a compliment, Alec. You are the epitome of EVOL. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Monday, April 28 2003 15:07
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quote: -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
Apprentice
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written Monday, April 28 2003 18:40
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hi. long time player first time forum poster. »What is your name? andrew »What is your quest? trying to make it though finals week »What is your favorite color/colour? blue »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? part time student, full time procrastinator »What are some books you like? shannara books »What are some movies/TV shows you like? comedy central is always on behind my back »What are some computer/console games you like? spiderweb games and rpgs before '95 »What are some bands you like? nothing radio around here plays unfortunately »What are some musical pieces you like? angel of death by slayer is a beautiful expression of aggression and anger sure to put a bounce in your step and promote higher level thinking »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? none presently... »What do you think various members look like? n/a »What do you look like? i'm a fine specimen of man »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? good question. »What is your age? 20 »What is your species? homo sapiens sapiens »What sort of computer do you use? a 1.0ghz athlon in a sharp looking lian-li aluminum case »What plane are you from? the land of the plain (amish country) »Are you male, female, or "other." a lesbian stuck in a man's body »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? none. rain sucks. »When did you last brush your teeth? this morning (i think) »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? no, but i have a friendly pet lizard who loves cherry pie. »To whom are all your base belong? my base 15 0wn3d »What region of the universe are you posting from? outerspiral of an insignificant spiral armed galaxy »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? it means i hope this test is curved. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? don't use four letter words around me, please. »Did I forget anything? i hope not. [ Monday, April 28, 2003 18:51: Message edited by: demon ] Posts: 22 | Registered: Monday, April 28 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 13:53
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»What is your name? Undine »What is your quest? I'm waiting for one. »What is your favorite color/colour? Pink. Seriously. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? I'm a student. »What are some books you like? Harry Potter, works by Stephen King, TLotR. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? TV: The Simpsons, lots of cartoons Movies: Legally Blonde, TLotR, Harry Potter »What are some computer/console games you like? [ Error!] Exile 2, 3, StarCraft, Diablo »What are some bands you like? colored rubber bands. »What are some musical pieces you like? I'm not into those... »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? Those who I gave 5 stars on their Karma. »What do you think various members look like? Teens, judging from polls. »What do you look like? How God wanted me to look like. *shields face with hands* »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? I don't remember. »What is your age? 15. »What is your species? It depends. »What sort of computer do you use? I got a laptop in February of this year. »What plane are you from? Where no one else but I came from. »Are you male, female, or "other." If I were "other," I wouldn't tell you. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? None. »When did you last brush your teeth? This morning. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? They're allergic. »To whom are all your base belong? Currently, my mom. »What region of the universe are you posting from? The _ Region. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? For Saunders, and whenever someone feels like using it. »Did I forget anything? I don't know, did you? Edit: Forgot something... [ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 14:00: Message edited by: Undine ] -------------------- You go girl! All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Posts: 1158 | Registered: Monday, December 31 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 03:03
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»What is your name? Wendy. Surname reserved to protect innocent people looking for serious stuff I have done. »What is your quest? To know myself »What is your favorite color/colour? Depends on what for. Fuchsia pink is good though »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? Quantitative research into learning cultures in Further Education in the UK »What are some books you like? Ones with words in. And ones with pictures, too »What are some movies/TV shows you like? TV, not really.. Not lately anyhow. I loved Dark Star »What are some computer/console games you like? *whispers* UO at present »What are some bands you like? Urgh. Lots. I confess to Queen, Beach Boys, Mamas and the Papas, Fleetwood mac and Leonard Cohen. »What are some musical pieces you like? Please, I can think no more »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? I refuse to answer on the grounds it may inciminate me. »What do you think various members look like? See above »What do you look like? Fairly average human configuration, somewhat battered by events. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Food, I seem to recall. »What is your age? What is not an age, it is an interrogative. »What is your species? Currently human. Dragon when I feel the urge »What sort of computer do you use? One with um.. buttons on it »What plane are you from? One that is orthogonal to this »Are you male, female, or "other." Yes »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Fewer than there were »When did you last brush your teeth? This morning »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? He prefers straight fanfics »To whom are all your base belong? To me. That is why they are my base. »What region of the universe are you posting from? A very quiet one »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? It meand you are using the wrong keyboard, babe »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? Between consenting adults in private (smiles) »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? No, but I have three sons who seem to acquire such. »Did I forget anything Yes. it's burning right now. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 03:29
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quote:AHH SLASH SLASH SLASH / / / Thank you, Saunders. My day is ruined. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 11:48
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*huggles Saunders* Yay! A slasher I can look up to! Though if you do actually look like my English teacher, I'd have to be looking down, as my English teacher is tiny. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 19:38
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»What is your name? My true name is known by none save myself, but you may call me... Tyler »What is your quest? To have my own private harem. Oh yeah, and to help recover some rocks that will help prevent the Ihrno from ruling the the world »What is your favorite color/colour? Green »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? I work in a drugstore, and because of my hours, I have no free time. »What are some books you like? Too many too list. Instead I will list some of my favorite authors. Frank Herbert, David Weber, David Eddings, Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Robert Aspirin, Douglas Adams... »What are some movies/TV shows you like? Are those the things that are on the screen before I turn on the PS2? »What are some computer/console games you like? Anything by Blizzard, Spidweb's games, Final Fantasy (7 through 10), Quake 3, Unreal Tournament, Maximo, the original X-men Sega game »What are some bands you like? If it's heavy, grunge, industrial, thrash, goth, or deth metal, I'm listening »What are some musical pieces you like? Epic, Surprise, You're Dead!, Burning My Soul, Sometimes it Hurts »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? The funny ones. »What do you think various members look like? Aren't we all trolls? »What do you look like? I am a 12 foot tall humanoid with leathery wings, claws, horns, and fangs. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Ummm... annoying people. My boss didn't let me go on my lunch break soon enough. »What is your age? 22 »What is your species? I think I'm what's called a Terlin. »What sort of computer do you use? an old one »What plane are you from? The one to the left of this one »Are you male, female, or "other"? Male »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? I sleep on the roof »When did you last brush your teeth? That would be sometime last month, I had to get someone's finger bones out from in between my teeth »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? No, I ate my pet alligator, it tasted like chicken. »To whom are all your base belong? to the category with the higher pH »What region of the universe are you posting from? See the question about what plane I'm from »What does (§3·ß)<ETH>/µª=ƒ mean? I'm not going to tell you what it means if you can't even take the time to try figuring it out. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? on opposite day, in which case, it is no longer "EVOL," but "LOVE" »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? does body odor count? »Did I forget anything? Yes, you are missing a link to somewhere where I can kill all the annoying children's shows' characters. [ Wednesday, April 30, 2003 19:45: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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Good job, Saunders. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. Incaseofemergency,breakglass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 10:32
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This thread hurts my soul, and it's all your fault, RoR. Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
Agent
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 11:33
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Oh, everything's my fault, one way or another. -------------------- "Man hands down misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don't have any kids yourself."--Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" Fear the wrath of the Grammar Wench, lest ye be cut down by the Glistening Scythe. Posts: 1150 | Registered: Friday, May 17 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 11:43
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Since I am extremely bored and I noticed that Arctic decloaked on this thread, I might also post something. Let's see how many questions I can avoid while still giving technically correct answers. »What is your name? Zeviz (This name includes 2 letters from my real name.) »What is your quest? Currently, to avoid doing my homework. »What is your favorite color/colour? probably, a nice shade of blue »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? Spending too much time in front of my computer. (This is a correct description of my major.) »What are some books you like? Books by Feichtwanger, Belaev and other authors you've never heard of. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? I don't have a TV. »What are some computer/console games you like? Currently, stuff by Spidweb and CrystalShrad. »What are some bands you like? »What are some musical pieces you like? My computer doesn't have speakers. And my headset is too low-quality to listen to good music. »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? If I've told you my real name, you are probably on the list. If I haven't, you are probably not on the list. »What do you think various members look like? I remember the picture of Shrodinger and I've just seen a picture of Khoth. In general, I don't have mental images for people until I actually see them. »What do you look like? average »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? I was late to class, so I didn't have much time for lunch. »What is your age? It's the sixth number that is a product of 2 distinct primes. »What is your species? So far I've been assuming that it's human. »What sort of computer do you use? Currently, the one in school lab. »What plane are you from? Since all our instruments were created in this universe, we are unable to measure anything outside of its physical laws. So if there was another universe with other laws of physics, we would not be able to find out about its existence. »Are you male, female, or "other"? I am assuming that I am male. Please correct me if this assumption is wrong. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? None. The hole in my wall that makes room cold at night is bad enough. »When did you last brush your teeth? Any number that I give will be valid for some timezone. So let's say 6am this morning. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? My landlord has a no-pets policy. »To whom are all your base belong? If I was a leader of an organisation that keeps training bases for its members, you wouldn't expect me to admit that in public, would you? »What region of the universe are you posting from? As the solar system moves through space, its position in the universe changes constantly. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? Since § is not used as a variable in any field that I've seen, I am assuming that above formula is just a random collection of symbols. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? You would have to ask the person who made that word up. »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? No, but some of my friends, including one of my housemates, do. »Did I forget anything? Since I don't have telepathic abilities, I can not answer that question. -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However, well-placed word, unlike a well-placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 12:18
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»What is your name? Kelsey »What is your quest? To finish all my homework »What is your favorite color/colour? Any shade of blue »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? Loads and loads of homework »What are some books you like? Any science-fiction »What are some movies/TV shows you like? LOTR, »What are some computer/console games you like? Exile 1,2 and 3, Avernum 1,2 and3, Warcraft lll, Age of the Empires and Majesty »What are some bands you like? Anything »What are some musical pieces you like? Little fugue in G minor »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? Just about everyone »What do you think various members look like? Like how my friends look »What do you look like? 5'5', really dark brown hair, really dark brown eyes, glasses »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? i have absolutly no idea »What is your age? 13 »What is your species? »What sort of computer do you use? iBook, 192mb, 466MHz, powerPC, g3 »What plane are you from? any plane i want to be from »Are you male, female, or "other"? female »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Lots and lots »When did you last brush your teeth? This morning »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? Yep »To whom are all your base belong? To myself »What region of the universe are you posting from? any region i want to be from »What does (§©¯·ß)®¢/µª=ƒ mean? many, many words »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? When talking about my sister »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? sadly, no »Did I forget anything? Of course. -------------------- Lady Crysania ;) Elmo knows where you live! May a evening star shine upon you. Mornie alantië Thou has used bad grammer!!! Posts: 207 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
Dollop of Whipped Cream
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written Friday, October 10 2003 16:10
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»What is your name? 나의 이름은 상자 상자 이다. »What is your quest? 상자에 성을 있는 위하여. »What is your favorite color/colour? 나의 마음에 들는 색깔은 갈색 이다. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? 나의 일에는 상자에 성이 있고 있다. »What are some books you like? 상자에 관하여 어떤 책. »What are some movies/TV shows you like? 나는 상자에 관하여 어떤 쇼 또는 영화의 진짜로 모른다. »What are some computer/console games you like? 금속 장치 고체에는 그것안에 상자가 있는다, 그래서 나는 그것을 좋아한다. »What are some bands you like? 상자에 관하여 어떤 악대의 모르십시요. »What are some songs/musical pieces you like? 상자, 어느 쪽이든에 관하여 어떤 노래의 모르십시요. »What do you think various members look like? 일원은 돌n 끝에 길고 단단하, 간다. »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? 상자에서 무언가. »What is your age? 상자 상자. »What is your species? 나는 살아있는 상자 이다. »What sort of computer do you use? 판지 상자. »What plane are you from? 상자의 즉 원소 비행기. »Are you male, female, or "other"? 다른 사람. »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? 거주의 나의 상자를 모욕하지 말라! »When did you last brush your teeth? 상자는 이를 비치하지 않는다. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? 그렇다. »To whom are all your base belong? 에 CATS. »What region of the universe are you posting from? 공간안에 밖으로 이초하는 큰 판지 상자. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? 너는 남근이 있지 않는 것을 의미한다. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? 남근 - 즉Thuryl의 어떤 외관의 완전하고 그리고 완전하게 앗아가는 누구를 기술한 위하여. »Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry? 바로, 나의 격발준비작용은 강철 도리깨 이다. »Did I forget anything? 너는 남근 크기의 비교를 잊었다. Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00 |
Erudite*
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written Friday, October 10 2003 16:21
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That post sure was worth bumping this topic. -------------------- The Club of All Chance Forums I was once member #2475, but then my account was deleted because of a bug. Post count=406+whatever it says below. Posts: 402 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00 |