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| Member number | 1886 |
| Title | Infiltrator |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, March 9 2003 04:19
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OOC: Ditch the diamond, it would be like wearing glass armor. One hit, and your character is killed by the shards of diamond that are shooting through his internal organs. Also, does your character really need to be combat ready? Take a look at lounge lizard. He has a pretty good character, and he's so small that he can ride a squirrel. Why do I get such a big guy? Because I can make him funny sometimes (i.e. sandcastles and the battles in Hell and heaven). Also, having an 11 year old knight is just a bit ridiculous. How about an 11 year old kid who found a ray-gun that makes people hallucinate or increases/reduces the pull of gravity upon them? -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, March 8 2003 18:08
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OOC Lethalis is actually based on an anti-hero from a game. He also had stumpy little wings in the game, to make him appear even more monstrous. He had a super power that allowed him to fly (the wings were too small to do much besides get injured), but I took that out and made him a bit smarter. Some suggestions for GH: stop referring to Atlantis, it just reminds people of your thing with Sliceon, and nobody liked that character, that's why there were no less than six posts that killed him; if you are going to make a character that has magical abilities, he cannot be strong physically, and his power must be either limited to one area of expertise (like illusion or altering physical states or invoking attack magic) or made less powerful; stop changing your damn name; finally, don't try to make grand speeches, you aren't good enough with words yet, all that it does is make you sound like an idiot with a big mouth. IC: Lethalis sits in the second floor of the bus and contemplates the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Suddenly he jumps up and says, "Aha! It is 42!" Edit OOC: Ditch the diamond. Make your character more contemporary (up to date). When was the last time you saw some guy riding a bus wearing plate armor and carrying a lance? [ Saturday, March 08, 2003 18:10: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, March 7 2003 20:42
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Since he gave his word not to try to eat, maim, or kill LL, Lethalis settles for just looming over random people on the bus. Eventually he tries looming over Motrax, who picks him up in one taloned hand and places him on the second floor of the bus. "There, now go annoy someone else." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, March 7 2003 04:59
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OOC: Actually GH, if you had bothered to read any of my posts that removed Sliceon, then you would notice that, as I said, theOrb of Aldur is the physical manifestation of the will of the universe, it could seperate the Atlantian dead world from the space-time continuum, and then wipe it out. I didn't say I tried to kill GH, only that he was thrown out to see. If you don't like that Lethalis is evil and cruel, tough, that's the way I made him. It's part of his character. He enjoys trampling those weaker than him who oppose him, or even draw his attention. IC: Lethalis reches out catches both LF and Wiseman by the back of the neck, and tosses them out of the way while he gets GH's head. While they are getting up. Lethalis slams the head into the net, from the three point shot line. Then LF and Wiseman both jump him from behind and the have a really nice brawl for a few minutes, until Lounge Lizard rides over on his squirrel. Lethalis tries to eat the squirrel. LL and his mount scamper back onto the bus with Lethalis chasing them the whole way. LF and wiseman go back to playing basketball with GH's head. At the bus, Rosycat keeps Lethalis from eating the squirrel by sticking her crossbow practically down his throat. Then she secures his promise not to try to eat the squirrel or Lounge Lizard. -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 18:01
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Sliceon faces the Orb of Aldur again, and the Plane known as the Atlantian dead world ceases to exist. Then the Orb lances a beam of light out into Sliceon's head. With a flash of light, Sliceon's mind is destroyed. Blue flames blast throughout the god's body, and the ashes are scattered across the universe. The Universe has decreed that god characters are not allowed in the RP. Lethalis rips through the undead, leaving bits and peices of zombies all over the ground. With a roar, he crashes through the wall of GH's sand fortress. With a few well placed swings of his maul, Lethalis knocks out the structural supports of the fortress. Explosive cracks scare away the few gulls remaining on the beach as the walls and floors of the fortress begin to crack under their own weight. Lethalis goes back to the bus, which has been repaired, and searches in one of the compartments that he had the mechanic make for him. Pulling out the three foot long black tube, Lethalis checks it to make sure that it is undamaged. He closes the secret compartment and heads back over to the beach. The fortress hasn't completely collapsed yet, so he puts the LAW on his shoulder and aims at the center of the fortress. Flames blast out five feet behind the tube, catching the hippies beating up LF on fire. The missile streaks out and penetrates the wall of the fortress. As it streaks through the inside of the fortress, it explodes, blowing up the remains of the fortress. The explosion launches Great Hammerhead out into the ocean. Meanwhile Lethalis helps LF up and they team up on the burning and screaming hippies. "I hate hippies," snarls Lethalis. :D :cool: :D -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 21:24
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OOC: Damn, I didn't realize that Lethalis was that strong. IC: Lethalis finishes the wall around his castle, and then begins making the town within the wall (the wall is roughly circular and about 15 feet across, with the castle anchoring it at one section). Lethalis shapes the huts roughly, and then goes on to make a very life-like representation of a city market, complete with little figures that look vaguely human. Putting the finishing touch on the market, a hapless pair of lovebirds being mugged, Lethalis sits down and looks over his creation. "It is Good." Meanwhile, Sir David looks at Lethalis' sand city with envy. Contemplating what he should make next, Lethalis doesn't realize that the tide has come in. Sitting within a circle of moderately dry sand, Lethalis looks over the three foot tall wall. "Uh oh. Time to abandon my creation to the vagaries of life." Standing up to his full height, Lethalis steps over the wall. He heads up the beach, and finds a large rock. Waiting until the level of the water was almost level with the top of the wall, Lethalis throws the stone. The stone strikes the inside wall of the city, and bursts through. The wall begins to break up as water pours into the small hole. In a few minutes, only the highest tower of the castle is showing. [ Thursday, March 06, 2003 07:20: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 12:13
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Lethalis entertains himself making a sand castle. After he finishes the castle and all four of it's towers, he starts making a wall around the castle. Lone Flame walks by, sees the five foot tall sand castle that Lethalis is making, and decides he is going to have some fun with him. Walking up to the castle, LF casually takes a surrepticious swipe at the base of the castle with his foot. He hurts his foot on the solid foundation of the castle. "Lethalis?" "Yeah?" "What the hell did you do to this sand? It's as hard as rock." "Well, it kind of is a peice of rock now. With enough pressure, you can make stones fuse. Sand is just really little stones." LF stands back and watches as Lethalis squeezes a handful of sand. Lethalis' powerful arms and shoulders ripple as the muscles contract, and there is a sound somewhat like a hissing crack. Lethalis opens his hands, and shows the brick of sand he made to LF. "See, all you have to do is apply a few tons of pressure." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, March 3 2003 20:22
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Lethalis, hearing that people are planning to explore, decides to wander over and see who else is coming. All the nearby normal humans run away screaming when Lethalis smiles at them. "Well I guess that settles it, I'm just gonna have to go and kill something now." Lethalis grabs his maul and viciously attacks the first thing he sees. Then he realizes that he has just destroyed one of the tires on the bus. "Oops." Tossing his maul back in the bus, Lethalis tries to look innocent as he wanders after LF and Wiseman. :D -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, February 28 2003 20:46
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Going up to the second story of the bus, Lethalis sees something that is very odd. "What the hell are dinosaurs doing on the bus?!" The dinosaurs turn and look at Lethalis, who sees Sir David under one of them. The two dinosaurs, confused and a little bit scared by the motion of the bus, decide that now would be a good time to see if the noisy thing that is over there is the cause of it all. Lethalis dodges the first dinosaur and grabs the clawed foot of the other one. Levering the dinosaur he grabbed, Lethalis launches it off of the bus and into Moby Dick's mouth. The second dinosaur turns and attacks Lethalis again. Turning swiftly, Lethalis reaches out and grabs the reptile by the throat. With a savage jerk, the animal's throat is ripped open. Gushing blood, the beast flails wildly at Lethalis, but he simply gets a better grip and snaps its neck, killing it instantly. Dragging Sir David and the still twitching corpse down the stairs, Lethalis returns Sir David to the main floor of the bus. Slinging the dinosaur's body across his shoulders, he carries it back to the burger joint, where he gets down to the business of cleaning and dressing his kill. Everyone else gives him odd looks. "I've got this theory about what a dinosaur would taste like, now I get to see if I'm right or not." [ Friday, February 28, 2003 20:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- -"Fukui-san" -"Yes, go ahead." -"What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads into a pot. They have to boil for twenty minutes, so the eyes can be used in the second dish, an Eye and Raspberry Sorbet!" -"Mmm, sounds good." -War Craft III, Troll Witch-doctor Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, February 28 2003 08:54
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Even though Jurassic park had been deserted just moments before, a completely average man, not counting the guns he is carrying, hails the bus and gets on with the mechanic. OOC: Here ya go kid (that's right, I mean you, flaming blade, mighty paladin, sliceon, or whatever you wish to call yourself), a brand new character. I even left the name blank. Here's the thing, you want to play, you have to use this guy. No suddenly developing god-like powers, no followers, and no magic. Just a little guy with some big guns. He can have a howitzer for all I care (of course it would probably just fall over and hurt him if he tried to carry it), but no special powers. [ Friday, February 28, 2003 08:59: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 18:48
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Belgarion, Godslayer, Overlord of the West, King of Riva, translocates in, and stabs Sliceon. The Orb of Aldur (physical manifestation of the will of the universe, as in this thing created the gods) bursts into flame, along with Riva Irongrip's sword, and kills the god Sliceon. The Orb flares blue, and Belgarion is translocated back to his native dimension. OOC: better luck next time kid, try making a character that doesn't involve any god-like powers, magic, supernatural abilities, or super powers. If you want, you can make a guy that has better than average capabilities, but you can't make any super characters until you show that you can work with a character that is weak. IC: Lethalis looks down at the plain brown cardboard cylinder in his hands. He faints. Wiseman looks over, then says, "Great, we run out of duct tape and he goes into withdrawal." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, February 27 2003 04:44
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Lethalis looks out at the dinosaurs and decides to leave that to the people who have guns. He picks up a Mad magazine and begins chortling over the antics of the black and white spies. :cool: EDIT: Motrax, Logalot check your PM's [ Thursday, February 27, 2003 04:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 25 2003 22:34
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Unfortunately, there are no more French people left in the square. In fact, all of them are dead, including the rebels. Lethalis licks the blood off of his lips and gets back on the bus. "That was fun, but lets try something that is harder to kill. Anyone up for dinosaurs? Just make sure you switch the time phasing device back to really really far before you hit the teleport button." OOC: Had to throw the teleport thing in. How else are we supposed to be jumping around the world with all those oceans in the way? -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 25 2003 13:22
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OOC: to MP: NO IC Lethalis rushes out, eager to kill and maim. The song Let the bodies hit the Floor, which LF is playing so loudly that Lethalis can hear it over the noise of the battle, matches his mood perfectly, and he kills the first combatant he comes across by savagely breaking their neck. Grabbing the next person he gets his hands on, Lethalis grabs the wierd metal hat the person is wearing and jerks the head back. With his other hand, he sinks his claws into his victim's unprotected throat and rips it out. Then he notices that he had just ripped the throat out of one of MP's paladins. Shrugging, because it wasn't even a real person (and therefore fair game), Lethalis grabs the next person... [ Wednesday, February 26, 2003 05:27: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, February 23 2003 16:58
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Lethalis roars and rips the wires out of the speakers. "If we are all forced to listen to something, then we will all listen to METALLICA! If you don't like it, turn down your freaking music and listen to it at a reasonable volume." Then Lethalis shreds the speakers. He pauses just long enough to stop his CD player and pop in Load. Skipping forward a few tracks, Lethalis starts the CD at the song King Nothing. -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, February 23 2003 15:28
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Lethalis lumbers to the back of the bus, intent on fun, but is disappointed when he finds that the fighting was done. Sulking, he pulls out a small CD player (nifty trick to pull something out of your pocket when you don't have any pockets!) and pops in a CD that appears to have a blank, black top. Softly, Sandman begins, and Lethalis lets the music wash over him. -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, February 23 2003 05:06
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OOC: I find it rather interesting that Mighty paladin is restored by the powers of the light, considering that it was God itself (that's right, if it doesn't need to breed, and is all powerful, then it doesn't have gender) that cursed him. It would seem more fitting that Mighty Paladin would have to recieve a blessing from Hell so as to counteract the curse of Heaven. In other words, he would have to become evil, and go about spreading the will of the devil. :P [ Sunday, February 23, 2003 05:07: Message edited by: Ragnarok Hellcaller ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, February 22 2003 17:34
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OOC: Actually, I think it was more fun back in Hell. Death, destruction, carnage, ahhh, how I long for the good old days, when you could just grab a guy and club him over the head because you didn't like the way he was breathing. :D -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, February 22 2003 16:01
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How did they all get back into heaven? I thought that the bus had been sent back to Earth and that Mighty Paladin had been turned into an armadillo. -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, February 21 2003 20:24
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Seeing all the wonderful new targets that had surrounded the bus, Lethalis rushes out with his maul once again, and begins to smash angels left and right. A bunch of them run over a small hill of clouds. Lethalis starts to follow, and then remembers what happened in Hell. He backs away slowly, and then gets back on the bus. He sits down next to Mighty Paladin, and hands him his maul. "Here you go. I figure it's the least I can do after we were forced to strand all of your paladin soldier guys back in Hell." Then Lethalis wanders off and gets a hot dog. After a few minutes God shows up, and grabs Mighty Paladin in his hand. "YOU HAVE KILLED FIVE OF MY SERAPHIM! NOW YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER!" With that, the Almighty grabs the bus and throws it back down to Earth, in Iraq. Before Mighty Paladin has a chance to object, Lethalis grabs his maul back from the large armadillo that was the paladin. "Thanks, I was afraid he was going to fry me if I had been holding onto the murder weapon." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, February 20 2003 20:36
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Seeing that the Prince of Lies had stopped chasing them, Lethalis relaxed. Hearing the Mechanic's cry for help, he heads over to the hole in the bottom of the bus, where he begins to turn whole demons into lots of little demon pieces. Rosycat and the stewardess start throwing the pieces out of the bus; meanwhile the mechanic gets out his blow torch and duct tape and starts trying to seal the hole back up. [ Thursday, February 20, 2003 20:40: Message edited by: Nicol Bolas ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, February 20 2003 10:21
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Lethalis reaches out and grabs the oscenely gesturing demon. His hand closes and the demon skrieks as Lethalis crushes it's head. After the demon stops screaming and starts to twitch, he pulls out his huge mauls, and heads out of the bus, intent on mayhem and destruction. Everyone else hears screams and roars and heavy thumps and above it all, a deep, menacing laugh. Then there is some shouting, and more laughter, and then the laughter cuts off abruptly. Lethalis runs, sprinting back to the bus. One of his mauls apparently snapped off at the head, and all that is left is a sturdy stick. A huge head hoves into view, topping the rise that Lethalis just ran down. It keeps getting higher as whatever it is comes up the hill. Crashing through the doors, Lethalis yells at ADoS: "GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!" The tires screech and the bus lumbers forward, picking up speed. "What was that?" "Ummm.... I think I pissed off Satan." -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, February 18 2003 14:39
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Tapping JF on the shoulder, Lethalis reminds him that they won't be turning the bus into a spaceship, unless a UFO lands on the bus, and they can get it duct taped down before it tries to take off. At the next stop, Lethalis gets off of the bus and hunts up a hot dog vendor, who jumps onto the bus, still pushing his hot dog stand. Lethalis gets back on the bus and points to an empty lot near a residential area, "Park over there." After he makes sure that they won't take off without him, Lethalis, heads back out, and comes back twenty minutes later, dragging an Ice cream truck. After about an hour of work, and a whole lot of duct tape, the bus aquires a new Ice cream vendor. Handing the terrified driver $1.50, Lethalis says, "I'll have a Drumstick®™." OOC: Now we have some variety! [ Tuesday, February 18, 2003 14:40: Message edited by: Nicol Bolas ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, February 17 2003 20:39
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quote:OOC: Actually, it had never been my intention to make Lethalis that strong. He's not really all that bad a guy, for a twisted experimental mutant that was designed to kill. :cool: Also, I'm not as touchy about grammar and spelling as RoR, I just don't like to see things like what Spark had posted. That, and that way I got to play the dashing hero for RoR. :D IC: Lethalis lumbers to the back of the bus and goes to the rear wall. Reaching down, he puts his hands on the ground and then lifts his feet up. Swinging back and forth slightly, he steadies himself, and then lurches forward against the back wall, feet first. His rather odd, but very powerful, kick causes the back wall of the bus to become cracked along the bottom. Crawling out through the dragon sized window, Lethalis movs around to the back of the bus. He braces himself on the hitch of the mobile restaraunt and places his hands into the crack. With an inhuman roar and a squeal of metal, Lethalis rips the back of the bus open. He steps back into the bus and pulls the "Taco Wagon" closer to the bus, so that the hitch is now actually in the bus. While NaCN duct tapes the hitch down onto the floor, Lethalis finds a seam in the front of the Taco Wagon, which he proceeds to bash in until he can get a hand inside. With a mighty grunt, the wall rips open, and now people can make their orders for food. The employees all back away from Lethalis, who goes back outside so that he can duct tape the wagon and the bus together into a single, slightly larger vehicle. Then he comes inside and orders a soft shell taco. OOC: I hope Lethalis doesn't have to do this every time someone decides to add something extra to the bus. -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, February 17 2003 10:25
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Lethalis reaches out and casually taps Spark's back. The tap sends Spark flying down the aisle. With a voice that made a wolf's growl sound pleasant, he tells Spark, "I find the deliberate usage of improper grammar and misspelled/misused words to be very annoying, honest mistakes are one thing, but what you are doing is just being annoying." With that, Lethalis goes back to eating his processed meat sticks. :cool: [ Monday, February 17, 2003 20:12: Message edited by: Nicol Bolas ] -------------------- "The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand inside..." *roaring, SNAP! *rider screams —Hippogryph rider, WC III Some cool WoT art here Nono! Bad Surfer!! This is it, The Document That no Evil Overlord can do Without Posts: 505 | Registered: Saturday, September 14 2002 07:00 |