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Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #400
They are short.

That is all.

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #401
I've always been evil. It's just the Overlordship that's in dispute. As long as I don't break any of the three hundred-odd rules, I should progress even more...

More grammar errors from Kelandon. (Hides under his desk, awaiting the End Times).

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Noobventurer mage: Ooh, look! A large, creepy, abandoned mining town. Let's go explore it!

Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 125
Profile #402
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Act 8, Scene 3: Blades of Avernum Trilogy
Also, Slartucker isn't boldface where he says "Kelandon! Arancaytar's called the retreat!"

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
Posts: 256 | Registered: Monday, October 8 2001 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #403
quote:
Originally written by Croikle:

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Act 8, Scene 3: Blades of Avernum Trilogy
Also, Slartucker isn't boldface where he says "Kelandon! Arancaytar's called the retreat!"

Fixed.

Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #404
This is a tragedy in the style of Shakespeare, isn't it? The script will end when seven thousand Spidwebbers plus some odd noobs all die gruesomely.

—Alorael, who hopes some kind of batch process is devised. This could get old before the first thousand shuffles off this mortal coil.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #405
Agh... Geneforge next. I'm out of my league.

As always, good stuff.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #406
Yay, I got a line!!!!

Now for Geneforge, I wonder what I'll be wielding there.

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #407
I would say I refuse to defend Geneforge, but that's a tacky line and should be reserved for Avernum 4.

The question is whether the mod board, being inaccessible, is vulnerable to attack. Another question is whether the two old Geneforge boards (GF1 and GF2), being hidden - unless you know they are there - would make a good refuge for Spiderwebbers.

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 6821
Profile #408
Hilarious, especialy the Ur-N00b and the abandoned city thing.

And yay, I and Wanderer got a cameo. Thanks, Dikiyoba! :)
(I have a feeling I will be fighting soon, somehow :P ).
Posts: 363 | Registered: Wednesday, February 22 2006 08:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #409
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Originally written by Kelandon:

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Originally written by The Lurker:

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Originally written by Spring:

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Originally written by Dominican Desire:

hurted
Heh.

Well, Marlenny is French, isn't she? If so, that kind of explains everything. :P

This kind of reminds me of the way that the kids on South Park call Pip "Frenchie." :P

Is this what I remind you of? Pip?. Although, I'm probably not understanding the subtext. As Slarty said "It's all about reading people. Kel wants you, so whenever he says something to you what he really means is 'I'll meet you under the bleachers at 3:00'". Thus, I’ll meet ya at three Kel :P
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #410
quote:
Originally written by Dominican Desire:

As Slarty said "It's all about reading people. Kel wants you, so whenever he says something to you what he really means is 'I'll meet you under the bleachers at 3:00'". Thus, I’ll meet ya at three Kel :P
Now we're communicating! I'll be there.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #411
You know, maybe I will end up being a couples therapist, after all...

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #412
I think we all just need therapy...

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #413
Now am I the only one who thinks its getting a little creepy?

EDIT: Marlenny and Kel, not the story.

[ Friday, March 24, 2006 19:35: Message edited by: Spring ]

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3898
Profile #414
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Originally written by Msr. Sans-delai:

This is a tragedy in the style of Shakespeare, isn't it? The script will end when seven thousand Spidwebbers plus some odd noobs all die gruesomely.
Dibs on being the one buried by the comic gravedigger.

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Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #415
The next two scenes are out. It's funny that you mention burial, by the way.

Dikiyoba will not kill off 7,000 Spiderwebbers, purely for the reason that there aren't 7000 Spiderwebbers to kill. And some of the 6,900 odd Spiderwebbers have either been banned, left, or are really oldbies in disguise. Less than 200 Spiderwebbers post each month, and some of them are either lurkers or newbs. Most of the newbs are dead, and it doesn't look good for the lurkers. There's probably about only 100 Spiderwebbers to kill off, and some of them are already dead.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #416
the last line is brilliant.

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #417
Why in Dintiradan revealing his "evil" plans to people that may not be trustworthy? Pretty foolish.

EDIT: Agreed, Slar.

[ Friday, March 24, 2006 19:43: Message edited by: Spring ]

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #418
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Originally written by Spring:

Why in Dintiradan revealing his "evil" plans to people that may not be trustworthy? Pretty foolish.
Yet necessary for every movie and/or story. 90% of all movies I've watched has the evil person explaining the whole process instead of killing the victim and get it over it with.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #419
I really like that last line. :D

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #420
In fact, the lat line was amazing, not just good.

Amazing work Dikiyoba!

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #421
That last line really must have been amazing. Three out of the last five posts have typos in them, despite being short. :P

Act 9, Scene 1 is done.

Dikiyoba.

Edit: Added a few words so that the graemlin doesn't have a line to itself.

[ Saturday, March 25, 2006 11:24: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #422
The fact that I got to utter the phrase "You fools!" almost balances the fact that I've broken half the Evil Overlord rules. Now I'm really glad I had that phylactery made (D&D kind, not the Jewish kind). Now just to steer clear of Ephesos...

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Being a lich has its benefits. Not only do you exist forever, you also collect life insurance for eternity.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Warrior
Member # 6629
Profile Homepage #423
Dikiyoba, you saved me! Yay!

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"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
Posts: 120 | Registered: Sunday, January 1 2006 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 125
Profile #424
I'm somewhat surprised that I'm still around after a scene where I feature prominently. I'm just lucky (or important), I guess.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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