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Originally written by Ephesos:

Wow. Just... wow.

I believe this is sign of the apocalypse #358,985... give or take ten or so. But congratulations nonetheless.

(Aside: it's interesting that a Google image search for "signs of the apocalypse" returns a picture of Dick Cheney on the first page. Not surprising, but interesting.)

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Originally written by Tyranicus:

That's physically impossible anyway, so don't worry about it. No one can lick their own elbow. I could lick other people's elbows if I so desired though. :P

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begintalknode 93;
state = 90;
personality = 0;
nextstate = -1;
condition = get_flag(100,11) == 0 && has_spec_item(6) > 0;
question = "Put on the shaping gloves and lightly touch the surface of the goo.";
text1 = "The moment you touch the goo, it begins to fulfill its purpose. It shoots through your skin and inside you. It seeks out the tiny instructions deep inside you and begins to rewrite them, one at a time. The heat slowly crawls through your body.";
text2 = "Fortunately, the gloves control the process. They merge with the substance, drawing it up into tiny tubes so that only small bits of it contact you at any one time. You feel your parts changing, first your arms, then your heart, then elsewhere.";
text3 = "It is horribly painful, and it seems to go on for a very long time. Every part of you is rewritten and then, when it has had time to adjust, rewritten again.";
text4 = "At last, it ends. You are changed, completely and utterly. You feel amazingly powerful. You feel like you have become a new class of person, far above and beyond the mere, pitiful mortals you have now left behind.";
text5 = "It is time to leave this island. It is finally time to return to your people, and show them what you have become. Then you can decide what to do with them.";
action = END_TALK;
code =
set_flag(100,11,1);
toggle_quest(2,FALSE);
alter_stat(0,8);
alter_stat(1,8);
alter_stat(2,8);
alter_stat(3,8);
alter_stat(4,8);
alter_stat(12,8);
alter_stat(15,8);
alter_stat(16,8);
alter_stat(17,8);
alter_stat(18,8);
award_party_xp(1000,20);
heal_char(pc_num(),1000);
break;

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After reading numerous topics started by llama, I decided upon my feelings for him. He should be tied to a metal chair, connected to a heater, and let his flesh burn, and when the metal becomes white hot, he will pass out from the pain. Then, Tied to a wall, with a clock and sign infront of him, saying this is how long you have to live, with 24 hours on the timer. When the 24 hours are up someone jumps out and tells him he's won 10,000$. Then, someone would go and cut him open with a rusty razor and have a homeless man peel his flesh apart with his filthy fingernails, and pour salt in.

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Originally written by Erika Maroonmark:

Couldn't you download the PC version to a Mac and then put it on a disk and transfer it to the PC?

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