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Second scenario for a newbie in Blades of Avernum
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An excellent source of information on the scenarios is The Lyceum. You will find user ratings, scenario descriptions, and helpful information on creating your own scenarios.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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there is other spidweb related forums? in General
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Mentioning them probably doesn't further the discussion topic, to which I would add that there were earlier incarnations of the aforementioned discussion forums. Further information could be sought at those forums via the search feature, except at the Lyceum, where search is fruitless.

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I am Hollywood. in General
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Originally written by WST ben:

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This is an accomplishment?

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iCome, iSpam, iWin in General
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Depending on the school of philosophical thought to which you subscribe, he is either a figment of your imagination, a figment of someone elses imagination, or you are a figment of his imagination. Tough to prove any of those things given the empirical data available.

I'd have to venture a guess that the "Thuryl" you are thinking of is the same embodiment no matter what "name" is there. You still call him Thuryl, despite the clear evidence that he is called "Salivating Steak," or something like that. As it stands, alternate names don't seem to affect his personality, so other than for personal convenience, why do you wish for his name to be Thuryl??

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iCome, iSpam, iWin in General
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Not mutually exclusive, but generally Drakey won't suffer repeated violations of the CoC by the same person.

Thuryl's modship has been particularly creative this month, with the names of two General forum moderators changing regularly. Perhaps next month he can pick a different theme, like Vietnam battles or British naval victories. That way he could be educational as well as dictatorial.

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Technical help in The Avernum Trilogy
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What operating system? Did you let the game install at its default settings or have you changed stuff? It sounds like it can't find things, which suggests that you need to reinstall using default settings.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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how to be an admin? in General
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Most kids prevaricate.

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how to be an admin? in General
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Especially amazing considering he is only 7 years old. Precocious.

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Orb of thralni in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Healers are the same as specialized stores.

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Orb of thralni in Blades of Avernum
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Healers are the same as specialized stores.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Moving in General
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Originally written by WST ben:

What do you call a guy who just has a boat for the purpose of bragging to others?
Lonely.

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MMMMM in General
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Originally written by WST ben:

Our water has a way of turning the diswasher walls yellow, and we still drink it.
Sounds like you have iron in the water. Does it also smell like sulphur in the late summer? There is a bacteria that eats the iron and exudes sulphur, resulting in unpleasantness no matter what.

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"Commie fishing" is the term used by recreational fishermen for the activities of the commercial fishermen. Commercial fishermen just tend to ignore the recreational fishermen, and everyone agrees to call the folks fishing from shore "bank maggots."

ps. Marx was a philosopher that pointed out the inequity between business owners and laborers in the 1800's. Other people formed that view into a revolution. Other people still hold that view, but they have stopped referring to Marx during their speeches.

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Originally written by Johnno:

My uncle is a crab/yabbie fisherman up in Queensland. I went out with him one day when I was up there. Never again, I had to be up at 2am. Urgh. It was rather enjoyable, though.
You probably wouldn't like commie fishing up here then. We start fishing at dark and don't stop until the sun comes up. Way past your bedtime.

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Petition for constant monikers in General
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Silly me for expecting an actual petition.

I'd change my name frequently except for laziness. It keeps me one step in front of the internet police. Laziness keeps me from getting two steps in front.

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Beware the bar at Depoe/Winchester. Some good boats have disappeared there. If he is serious, i recommend joining ifish.net, it is a great resource and the folks share just about any fishing related info they have.

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Who Dares Doubt My Power in General
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Originally written by Solberg the All-Powerful:

... I could summon everything I ever needed right there...
So, is it delivery or DiGiorno's?

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The ins and outs of Teleportation in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Can the cutscene move the party onto a blue rectangle? I guess the question is if the engine will check for specials while already in a cutscene node.

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The ins and outs of Teleportation in Blades of Avernum
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Can the cutscene move the party onto a blue rectangle? I guess the question is if the engine will check for specials while already in a cutscene node.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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MMMMM in General
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quote:
Originally written by Lady Davida:

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I wasn't sure about the electric chair, but the idea that executions are done by hanging in the US sounds very weird. It's most certainly cruel and unusual.
Unusual, yes. Cruel... well, if the inmate chooses to go that way, I'm not sure I'd call it cruel. ... the face of death subduing an otherwise exuberant crowd...

My impression is that folks that clamor for the death penalty in a particular case rarely expect that the death they prescribe is violent. Retention of methods such as hanging and firing squad may be attempts by the state to remind jurors, families, and prosecutors that applying the death penalty is not something to take lightly.

It would be a far, far easier thing to do if all one had to do is flip a switch. I'm not sure I want to be around when it comes to that.

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Originally written by Spring:

Is the sig mistake accidental or deliberate, Alorale?
Did you join the mistake police while on vacation?

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Shipwrecked beta in Blades of Avernum
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I'd love to help, but am on a Windows box.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Backwater Calls in Blades of Avernum
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Stupid keyboard placed the W instead of an E. As far as the graphics goes, if they are missing from the scenario a blue text (I think) message should be appearing in the text area indicating a missing graphic. It should indicate the filename that is missing (like G5101.bmp). Post that info and Smoo or someone could send you the graphic.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Backwater Calls in Blades of Avernum
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They are in a cavern in the SW corner of the map. Use magic map if you have it, otherwise bump into walls until you find the secret passages. Ignore the abandoned camps and search for the occupied one.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Forum 13 in Richard White Games
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Originally written by Arancaytar:

Unfortunately, I have no idea what Hogan's Heroes is.
Wiki didn't have an answer? I'm shocked.

HH is a television comedy based at the fictional German POW camp "Stalag 13." Col Klink was the hapless kommandant, and Hogan was the leader of the POWs. Every episode they managed to escape, ususally by making a fool out of the Germans. They always returned to the camp with good food (which they shared with Klink) or after having some escapade in a tavern.

Excellent show, although I haven't seen reruns in a long time. My memory might have credited more than is due for the show. IIRC this was one of many war comedies that aired during the Vietnam conflict, perhaps an attempt to reduced the perceived tragedy of war and instill some humor.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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