Profile for Jumpin Salmon
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| Displayed name | Jumpin Salmon |
| Member number | 5755 |
| Title | ? Man, ? Amazing |
| Postcount | 4114 |
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| Registered | Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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| First Level in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Thursday, October 6 2005 18:03
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From the guy in the SW corner of the valley. The place with talking animals and such. He has it, but you need to know someone else to get him to talk. *this message sponsored by the search button* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| The First Monthly Conspiracy of the Month Contest in Richard White Games | |
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 23:04
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This idea of furbies carrying out surgical procedures fills me with glee. Can we make them evil furbies too? Unsterile tools and rusty implants? Also, will the conspiracy getting the fewest votes be permitted to redistribute votes to the other conspiracies? *this message sponsored by area r37w-g* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Terror's Martyr in General | |
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 18:45
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I voted no because now is Oct 4th and his restraining order hasn't expired. When it is time, I would welcome him back if he would have us. Otherwise, I'll visit his other haunts. *this message sponsored by the lyceum* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| some help please in General | |
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 16:05
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Yesterday I had to finally resolve some MS issues at work. For some reason, or maybe a coincidence, any executable that had a name beginning with the letter A would not work. I finally had to use access, so I did the MS update thing and ended up installing 27Mb of stuff for the OS and 86MB of stuff for Office03. Luckily it only took 30 minutes to do all that, and the software now works again (even the non-MS stuff), but now I'm home, with the same software and OS and a dialup that reaches the blazing speed of 7kbs on a clear calm day. Simply put, I'm nailed. And Aran, thanks for explaining the monitor thing, you would be amazed how long it takes me to realize that the esc key is jammed down. I would rather walk away from the puter than figure out the problems. *this message sponsored by apple* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| some help please in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 15:33
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It may sound dumb, but make sure that nothing inanimate is pressing keys. By that I mean the monitor, a piece of paper, or some gooey thing that is in the keyboard. *this message sponsored by jeeves* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Kissing a girl in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 13:16
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quote:Without going into the details, it is probably because straight guys think girls are hot, while guys are not hot. Watching girls kiss is hot because there are no guys mucking up the view. Plus, there is always that chance... *this message sponsored by the backspace key* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Kissing a girl in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 13:00
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:eek: Sounds like a good party. I better read the CoC before making any more comments. *this message sponsored by a long list of sponsors* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Vahnatai Creationism Theory With A Twist in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 12:18
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Quantum theory makes all of this possible (and more). *this message sponsored by talking water* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 11:35
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quote:*this message sponsored by flowers.com* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 11:13
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quote:How about the deer gods? Will they bless me this season? Salmon and tuna gods were indeed benificent this year, so I am hoping that my luck will continue. *this message sponsored by the color orange* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:19
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quote::D So far today, that is the *sniff* nicest thing anyone has said to me. And to be noticed by the gods is indeed a high honor. *this message sponsored by odin* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Name everything in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:54
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Hi eris Welcome to spiderweb, please deposit your sanity at the door in the slot labeled "turtle chow." Do not deposit your wallet rubbish in there, the turtles have been known to run up credit cards even when provided with only the final four digits. They're pretty crafty... Edit - I misread the greeter schedule... *this message sponsored by Alex's Cartoon Company* [ Monday, October 03, 2005 07:57: Message edited by: Soxeye Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Pop-rivet my skull, please. in Blades of Avernum Editor | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:27
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Is using terrain number 434 acceptable for a non-searchable terrain? I've got nothing else, since I'm at work, working hard, and can't be bothered to not work. Really. *this message sponsored by work* -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Pop-rivet my skull, please. in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:27
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Is using terrain number 434 acceptable for a non-searchable terrain? I've got nothing else, since I'm at work, working hard, and can't be bothered to not work. Really. *this message sponsored by work* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General | |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:17
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Why is it that most fortunes are positive? How about some honesty, or at least some variation. Like mine. I'll screw up, make it better, lose money, gain money, find love, eventually one of us will die, leaving the other to a loveless period before dying themselves. And each year the gov't will take a little bit of my meager earnings to help build bridges to nowhere. Oh yeah, and my dog will die an uncomfortable death. That is all. I'm glad for Dolphin that her future is better than mine. :P *this message sponsored by nostradamus* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| what the hell is this? in General | |
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 18:57
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Boo Hiss to all of ya. A guy comes and posts for the first time, obviously an Avernum nut, and you forgot to greet him. Jake, welcome to the Spiderweb Forums. Please deposit your sanity in the appropriate recepticle as you enter. It will not be returned when you leave. *this message sponsored by walmart* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Yahoo 360° & Hi5 in General | |
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written Saturday, October 1 2005 21:40
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I have no opinion on the matter, and am responding so that no one loses sleep wondering what whacky critique I may have had. Also, thanks Dolphin for letting me know that they are blog tools. Now I know. :) *this message sponsored by img* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, October 1 2005 21:35
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This was prophecied in the Black Chronicles. The end is near. *this message sponsored by the idiots* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| A Large Rebellion in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Friday, September 30 2005 21:40
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I got something somewhere. I finished it, so even though it doesn't all work, I assume it works as well as it can. *this message sponsored by the UBB private message function* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| how many levels... in General | |
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written Friday, September 30 2005 21:30
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quote:I think some people would be able to successfully debate that point. I do like the open interpretation of your words, meaning that even one post is a contribution, however banal. *this message funded by contributions from our sponsors* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, September 29 2005 17:26
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I think we need a new poll. One question. Have you taken a course, or read a book, or had a discussion, regarding philosophy? Maybe then it will become clear why so many people treat the age of Drakey as some sort of miracle. *this message sponsored by living colour* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Avernum 4 in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Thursday, September 29 2005 17:16
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quote:Umm. No. *this message sponsored by the CoC* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, September 29 2005 00:34
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quote:Yes. *this message spamsored by spamgebob squarespamts* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Second scenario for a newbie in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Thursday, September 29 2005 00:18
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According to others, it is "in the far northwest. Find the coordinates (7,45) — just south of the stone circle." Edit- Okay, just bothered to do this. Not sure it is as impressive as the effort expended, a normal party would not be able to slay that guy. Check the western edge of the map just below the river. *this message sponsored by the compass rose* [ Thursday, September 29, 2005 00:31: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Second scenario for a newbie in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Wednesday, September 28 2005 23:45
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quote:I think this question was discussed in this topic. *this message sponsored by Capt Johnson's Ghostly Bracelet Secondhand Store* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |