The First Monthly Conspiracy of the Month Contest
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Skip to My Lou
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 18:06
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On behalf of the Committee for Pot-Luck Brunches and Cult Femur Awareness I am proud to announce the formation of the Sub-Committee of Cultish Potato Abuse. On behalf of the Sub-Committee of Cultish Potato Abuse I am happy to announce the first Monthly Conspiracy of the Month Contest. The best conspiracy gets encoded into the background picture of the check we will use to buy a copy of Galactic Core. Richard White is known to occasionally cash these checks and thus we can get a message to His Spaceyness to contemplate and see if he likes it enough to instruct our implants to carry it out. Also on behalf of the Sub-Committee of Cultish Potato Abuse, I am happy to announce the winner of the first Monthly Conspiracy of the Month Contest: me. However, the particular conspiracy by which I will have won has yet to be determined and the Committee for Pot-Luck Brunches and Cult Femur Awareness decided to make it a matter of public vote. Please vote for which conspiracy you think I should will have won by. [ Tuesday, October 04, 2005 18:09: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 30 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=OvmtmKaYBdEY"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=OvmtmKaYBdEY"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window   -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 18:10
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I'm sure you missing another "I'm happy to announce" sentence. Edit: the more the better [ Tuesday, October 04, 2005 18:11: Message edited by: Marlenny ] Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 18:59
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Option 3 is banned by intergalactic treaty. It is therefore the One and a Half True Ways of White. —Alorael, who doesn't see why surgically trained needle/ferrets hidden inside Furbies can't run a children's show. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Mongolian Barbeque
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 19:47
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I envision the children's show as something akin to Punch and Judy, but with lots of surrealism and adult content thrown in. Dismemberment and cannibalism spring to mind as the core recurring topics for edutainment skits. Needle/ferret puppets sold separately. Posts: 907 | Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 20:43
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I vote furbies. Let's face it, they're evil already, it's just a small step to installing implants. They could plant subliminal messages in Barney shows, too. :P -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 22:12
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Create a needle/ferret children’s show to indoctrinate the rising generation. Sounds good. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 05:15
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Right now it's a three way tie. We should send implant implanting needle/ferret furbies to the children of congress? -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 09:25
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It's all about results, people! And that's why congress is the way to go. Children aren't expedient enough, and the needle/ferrets likely would perforate the furbies anyway. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 15:37
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The furby idea wouldn't work very well Few members would be gained, and most if not all of these new members would barely be good enough for the shock troops. -------------------- Important Information about Stuff Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 15:50
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A little info from the Central Cult Intelligence Agency (CCIA): Homeland is not recognized in our database of the elite games of Richard White. Sorry. I'm excited though. Needle/ferrets could be the new Power Rangers. Now all we need is a catchy theme song, slogan, and good-guys to kill. :P -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Wednesday, October 5 2005 23:04
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This idea of furbies carrying out surgical procedures fills me with glee. Can we make them evil furbies too? Unsterile tools and rusty implants? Also, will the conspiracy getting the fewest votes be permitted to redistribute votes to the other conspiracies? *this message sponsored by area r37w-g* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, October 6 2005 01:12
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option three please. Who wouldn't submit when faced with Homeland? -------------------- The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, October 6 2005 02:13
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With the congress conspiracy, what are we getting them to vote for? -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Thursday, October 6 2005 04:58
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Canned goods and shotguns for everyone. Option A, however, could work if instead we use The Furbinator:  We're still working on acquiring appropriate shades for it. [ Thursday, October 06, 2005 05:01: Message edited by: Drew ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |