Olga's fortune teller kiosk
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Shake Before Using
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 07:50
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The circumference of the Earth is only 40,000 kilometers, after all. EDIT: Edited before anyone points out that I fouled up. :P [ Sunday, October 02, 2005 07:55: Message edited by: Imban ] Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 08:03
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The mighty chicken gods want to make a statement: "We, rulers of all that is a chicken, say to you, Imban, that you almost fouled up, but corrected the mistake (whatever is was) before we could see it. That is all." EDIT: Sunset, your future will be a certainty tomorrow. The holy ritual was performed with succes. Tomorrow we shall see what the results are. [ Sunday, October 02, 2005 08:19: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 09:26
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quote:Will this process go any faster if I make an offering to the chicken gods?  In addition to telling my future can the chicken gods say the name of my true identity? [ Sunday, October 02, 2005 09:27: Message edited by: Sunset ] -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 09:32
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I'm sorry, but the chicken gods need enough time to think (Between you and me, chickens aren't the smartest animals on earth :D ). OUCH!!!! I'm afraid the mighty chicken gods heard that... ouch... As for the offering, the chicken gods say the following: "Your offer has been accepted. We are grateful to have such a member like you on the boards. May we be with you. Good night. That is all." I'm really sorry but you'll have to wait until tomorrow. About your real identity I can't say anything, becasue it will violate your privacy, and the mighty chicken gods don't want that to happen. Also, they want me to say to you, that also in a privat message they wouldn't say anything about it. -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 16:44
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quote:I hear Halloween has a New Moon this year. Are you going to inquire from Cthulhu? :P Also, I like yellow, I like eating fish, and I consistently fool myself into thinking I can write. If you need a favorite computer game along with it, that would be the Myst series. As for dreams, I didn't have any interesting ones recently. Last night there was one funny scene where I walked down a street and met a policeman who said "Show me your ID please." I started to get out my wallet, but before I'd opened it, he said "Don't try to fool me, we both know it's a fake," and led me away in handcuffs. Whereupon I awoke. I'm going to bed in a few minutes, and tell you if I get anything worthwhile. --- Also, Re Dolphin: The fish being described as plastic/alive could be a symbol for self-criticism as well. Checking the fish daily shows doubt or insecurity (or a need to "prove" oneself?). The fish is seen as "inferior" (since it is not alive, but from plastic), while the shopkeeper (an outside person, or the subconscious?) is reassuring. Being late might indicate stress, and the other students liking your fish is probably a form of respect/recognition within a group (or a desire for it). Little is more fun than utterly unprofessional psychology at 4:00 AM. :) [ Sunday, October 02, 2005 17:03: Message edited by: Aran-something. ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, October 2 2005 21:12
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I'm giong with somebody to a themepark today, and I'm not sure when I'll come home. So it may take a while until the future will come to light. Again, sorry for the delays. -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, October 3 2005 01:57
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Is not the delays part of the ritual? I bet the waiting part is a test from the chicken gods. By the way, I found something everyone likes: T-SHIRTS!  So, anyone want to buy one? Extra cheap, only 30 000$! If you pay, the chicken gods will bless you!* *=Every religion got scandals. -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, October 3 2005 05:20
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quote:This feels like it is accurate to me, interesting perspective, Aran :) -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:06
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The chicken gods will bles you, AFTER I discussed you with them. I give them advice, you see. "We, the mighty chicken gods, don't want to have this religion a symbol or way to describe the mighty chicken gods. Its just like the Jews who don't have a real name for their gods. That is all." Sunset! Your future is here: After performing the holy ritual, I'm glad and relieved to say, that you future will be bright. New beginnings is the start of a new part of your life. Health and your budget will grow. The mighty chicken gods have blessed you (and the offering didn't have any affect on this ;) ). I hope you are relieved and are happy to see this bright future in ront of you. Good luck. This future holds some connection with your dream. Yes, I did think about it :) So who's next? Ah, I see. Your future is being worked on. BTW, I hope to have every day a new future, so if you signed up, you can now calculate when your future will be here! [ Monday, October 03, 2005 07:09: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Monday, October 3 2005 07:17
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Why is it that most fortunes are positive? How about some honesty, or at least some variation. Like mine. I'll screw up, make it better, lose money, gain money, find love, eventually one of us will die, leaving the other to a loveless period before dying themselves. And each year the gov't will take a little bit of my meager earnings to help build bridges to nowhere. Oh yeah, and my dog will die an uncomfortable death. That is all. I'm glad for Dolphin that her future is better than mine. :P *this message sponsored by nostradamus* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:09
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quote:Stupid idiot. You just managed to bring upon you the extreme fury of the mighty chicken gods. I suppose your own prediction will come true now... :P Happy now? I just wanted to say one other thing I forget about sunset's future: In addition to the other things, your social life will also get better, but this is totally up to you. -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:19
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quote::D So far today, that is the *sniff* nicest thing anyone has said to me. And to be noticed by the gods is indeed a high honor. *this message sponsored by odin* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Nuke and Pave
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:21
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Is this the let's-all-interpret-Dolphin's-dream thread? :) I guess I'll join the fun: You've recently bought something at a student store. You like pet fish. You are afraid that one of your pets is sick. You set your alarm a bit later than you should (or, you are always afraid of being late, or there is some homework you should be working on now instead of reading this :P ). You like getting complements. (Who doesn't?) As for my own dreams, I usually don't remember them. Even when I do, they are very easy to interpret even without mighty chicken gods, because they are reflections of thoughts and feeling I had before going to sleep. (If I was thinking about friends, I'll see them in the dream. If I was afraid that I am late at doing something, I'll be late (not necessarily in doing that thing) in my dream, etc.) [ Monday, October 03, 2005 08:24: Message edited by: Zeviz ] -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:25
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Well, I don't think that having the gods wanting to pin you down on their heavenly dartbord and that they would like to shred you to pieces is soemthing I would find nice, but everybody has his own taste, so... I just got an other message pf the mighty chicken gods: "We, the mighty chicken gods, would like to declare that this topic really isn't quite for interpreting dreams, but rather a small mesage bord for our heavenly orders. Of course one may interpret a dream once in a while, but not constantly. The future is our main concern, and Thralni, the one who wears the chicken hat, hat of everything that is a hat, may pass our messages on. That is all." And as for Zeviz, do you want your future? if yes, could you tell me your favorite food and color? Thanks. [ Monday, October 03, 2005 08:27: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Monday, October 3 2005 08:54
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Fools! The only true oracle is The Magic 8 Ball! Will Salmon screw up? NO. Will he make money? MAYBE. Will he lose money? HA HA HA! Will he find love? TOO HAZY. Will he die soon? NO. Does he have many large fish in the near future? YES. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 75% 100% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! www.Keirsey.com for personality information. The Sloganizer! "Swing your Archmage Alex." Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 09:01
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Personal message to Alex I just received from the mighty chicken gods "FOOL! DON'T THREATEN THE MIGHTY CHICKEN GODS, OR DIE YOU SHALL! DON'T MESS WITH US! WE ALREADY ARE IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE OF RECENT POSTS CONTAINING MOCKING FUTURE PREDICTIONS! DON'T BE A FOOL AND DON'T LAUGH AT US, OTHERWISE WE WILL PREDICT YOU FUTURE.... YES, WE WILL... MHUHAHAHAHA!" I know, that was rather weird, but you can't blame them, can you? [ Monday, October 03, 2005 09:03: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, October 3 2005 10:02
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quote:Glad to hear it, but I was hoping for something a little more specific :) quote:Aw, I'm sure the salmon gods will bless, and give you good fortune :) -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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? Man, ? Amazing
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written Monday, October 3 2005 11:13
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quote:How about the deer gods? Will they bless me this season? Salmon and tuna gods were indeed benificent this year, so I am hoping that my luck will continue. *this message sponsored by the color orange* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, October 3 2005 11:35
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Skip to My Lou
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written Monday, October 3 2005 11:42
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Is Dolphin's immediate future bright and shiny? NO. Is it dark and horrific? YES. Is her soon but not immediate future ok? HA HA HA. Will she ever find happiness again? NOT LIKEY. * * * * * Sorry Dolphin, it seems the magic 8 ball doesn't like you. Then again, this one is "The Magic 8 Ball of Horror". * * * * * Are you at war with the chicken gods? HA HA HA. Are you secretly allied with the chicken gods? YES. So they shouldn't get mad if we use you to tell the future? DIE WELL. Um, are you saying that using you will kill me? MAYBE. Should I find a different 8 ball? NO. Er, would you kill me if I tried to? HA HA HA. (I decided to end the interview at this point.) [ Monday, October 03, 2005 11:50: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 75% 100% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! www.Keirsey.com for personality information. The Sloganizer! "Swing your Archmage Alex." Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, October 3 2005 12:05
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Well, I was slightly disturbed by the idea of an 8-ball with "die well" as a fortune. Thus, I searched for another one. However, it appears that it will be less than helpful. Q: Are you the one and only, all-powerful and all-knowing 8 Ball? A: Very Doubtful. Q: Are you just testing my faith? A: Very Doubtful. Q: So I shouldn't believe anything you say? A: It Is Certain. Thus, all I could think of was how much of a ripoff that was. Like the whole iGod conversation (in which I managed to get God to admit to his own nonexistance). -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, October 3 2005 14:10
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quote::( I'll have to call upon the dolphin gods to make it better -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Monday, October 3 2005 15:01
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No worries, I ckecked with the higher powers (iGod). Me: Will the dolphin gods protect Dolphin from the magic 8 ball? God: I think so. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 75% 100% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! www.Keirsey.com for personality information. The Sloganizer! "Swing your Archmage Alex." Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 03:35
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Marlenny, your future is on the way! Sunset, if you want to have a more specific future, I'll have to do the holy ritual again. Would you like me to do that? I got an other message from the chicken gods, concerning the recent developments of being allies with the salmon gods: "We, the mighty chicken gods, denie any existence of the so-called "Salmon gods", and therefor also denie any alliance with them. We ask not to talk about snooker on this topic, or else.... The magic 8 ball was something our cousins, the mighty duck gods invented. You can see how stupid the duck gods are. This is immediate proof. That is all." Does this answer your questions concerning the Salmon gods (If there were any)? BTW, Igod said the following about the mighty chicken gods, and I quote: quote:This enough proof of their real existence? (Nobody doubted, I think, but some reassurance is always good). [ Tuesday, October 04, 2005 03:40: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ] -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, October 4 2005 03:57
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Let's try the I Ching. Usually, you're supposed to formulate a question first, but... ----- ----- ----- <- 9 -- -- <- 6 -- -- -- -- <- 6 Which appears to be... 12. P'i - Standstill Judgement: Standstill. Evil people do not further The perseverance of the superior man. The great departs; the small approaches. The Image Heaven and earth do not unite: The image of Standstill. Thus the superior man falls back upon his inner worth In order to escape the difficulties. He does not permit himself to be honored with revenue. --- Six at the beginning means: When ribbon grass is pulled up, the sod comes with it. Each according to his kind. Perseverance brings good fortune and success. Six in the third place means: They bear shame. Nine in the fourth place means: He who acts at the command of the highest Remains without blame. Those of like mind partake of the blessing. --- And I realize I can't interpret this one. Out of practice. Or perhaps I'm too tired, or not tired enough. :P Edit: Although, on second thought, "Standstill" is exactly what I feel like right now. [ Tuesday, October 04, 2005 04:03: Message edited by: Aran-something. ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
