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quote:
Originally written by Morgan:

Reading this topic ranks amongst the top five most profoundly retarded moments of my life.
And therefor I enjoy it! And I'm not the only one I think. :D

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Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

Next in line is Johno.
Its Spring, and I don't see how steak being my favourite food will help out the 'mighty' ( :rolleyes: ) chicken Gods.

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Do you mean that you are Spring, Johno, or that next in line is spring?

Anyway, it does help the mighty chicken gods, because that means you didn't ate chicken, which already makes your fortune slightly better :) .

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Johnno is Spring.

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quote:
Anyway, it does help the mighty chicken gods, because that means you didn't ate chicken, which already makes your fortune slightly better :) .
But I eat lots of chicken, and I got a good fortune.

[ Friday, October 07, 2005 15:37: Message edited by: Eldibs ]

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Originally written by Eldibs:

quote:
Anyway, it does help the mighty chicken gods, because that means you didn't ate chicken, which already makes your fortune slightly better :) .
But I eat lots of chicken, and I got a good fortune.

Um... Now How should I reply to that... Ah! Of course! In the big book of chickens (the chicken bibel) is daid, and I quote:

quote:
You, who eat chicken, may be blessed or burn in the chicken frying pan, but if you ate chicken and say that you had chicken for diner with great enthousiasme, then you are doomed.
This is what the book said. And inscribed in tiny letters at the bottom of the page, is said, and I quote:

quote:
It also greatly depends of the mood of the mighty chicken gods.
How about this? Is this answer satisfying? (I hope so).

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Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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People! I'm really sorry for the enormous delays on fortune telling, but I'm very bussy at the moment. Next week I've vacation, so I should have more time. The chicken gods have (regretfully) nothing to say on this matter.

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Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk

Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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Regretfully? All that seems to come from the chicken Gods mouths are capitalized letters and bad punctuation.

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Originally written by Johnno:

Regretfully? All that seems to come from the chicken Gods mouths are capitalized letters and bad punctuation.
Do you still ant your future, or can I skip you, because if this is your attitude towards the mighty chicken gods, your future wouldn't be to good, I can promise you that.

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Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk

Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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I'll have it, but that doesn't mean I will heed its advice, if any is given.

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I'm very happy to announce the monthly chicken god representative election! Tomorrow we will hear who was chosen to be representative of the almighty chicken gods! I myself can''t join as I'm already their profet.

"We, the almighty chicken gods, have decided to have the monthly chicken god representative election for no particular reason. We hope everybody is anxious to see who will be elected. That is all"

I'm sorru fortunes aren't coming although I promised. tomorrow I could work on it. May the chicken gods be with you.

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Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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My vote goes to the Magic 8 Ball of Horror.

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My vote goes to apathy.

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Um... I think you guys didn't understand it. Of course none of your votes will be valid here. Its the almighty chicken gods' decision (avtually its not a decision. that have a hat with names in it, and they take out a small card, and the one with his name on it is monthly representative).

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Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk

Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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M8BoH, will you use your mysterious oracular powers to insinuate yourself as the prophet of the chicken gods?

YES.

It apprears you have competition.

[ Tuesday, October 18, 2005 11:08: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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Can that stupid ball play with chemicals and thus predict the future?

NO, IT CAN'T

As said in the holy chickenbible, and I quote:

quote:
The only rightful way in chickeninity, of predicting the future, is by putting together chemicals, and watch the colours of the different chemicls form one chemical. Only thus, the future will be predicted.
As you can see, you ball can't possibly be the prophet of the almighty chicken gods.

And now for the result of the monthly chicken representative election!

*drumroll*

And the winner is: Nicothodes!!!!

You prize will be a million eggs and a nice hat with yellow feathers on it.

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Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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Well, magic 8 balls are magic, so they could probably whip some chemicals together. Besides, I suppose I could lend you my Desicion maker when I have finsihed making it at school (I only have to put the LEDs in, as well as a transistor and I think one or two IC's).

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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

Can that stupid ball play with chemicals and thus predict the future?

NO, IT CAN'T

As said in the holy chickenbible, and I quote:

quote:
The only rightful way in chickeninity, of predicting the future, is by putting together chemicals, and watch the colours of the different chemicls form one chemical. Only thus, the future will be predicted.
As you can see, you ball can't possibly be the prophet of the almighty chicken gods.

And now for the result of the monthly chicken representative election!

*drumroll*

And the winner is: Nicothodes!!!!

You prize will be a million eggs and a nice hat with yellow feathers on it.

I know it's funny to play along, but for your own safety I think you should just lay of with the chicken gods thing for a while. It's getting too obsessive and freaky.
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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

Can that stupid ball play with chemicals and thus predict the future?

NO, IT CAN'T

As said in the holy chickenbible, and I quote:

quote:
The only rightful way in chickeninity, of predicting the future, is by putting together chemicals, and watch the colours of the different chemicls form one chemical. Only thus, the future will be predicted.
As you can see, you ball can't possibly be the prophet of the almighty chicken gods.

And now for the result of the monthly chicken representative election!

*drumroll*

And the winner is: Nicothodes!!!!

You prize will be a million eggs and a nice hat with yellow feathers on it.

YAY!!!! I'll take care of all the eggs and get them to hatch and wear the hat while I do and when the eggs hatch into a million chicks, they can share the hat with me!!!!!
:D

Ummmm......yeah......Sorry about the run-on sentence. I was already hyper....... :o

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Originally written by Marlenny:

I know it's funny to play along, but for your own safety I think you should just lay of with the chicken gods thing for a while. It's getting too obsessive and freaky.
:D That was a bright spot in my day, Marlenny. I liked it.

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You know you don't actually have to read this topic if you don't like it. I also don't read all topics, because some just bore me so incredibly, that I just would keep on yawning.

[ Thursday, October 20, 2005 23:01: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ]

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This is fantastic! I just got a PM requesting to keep predicting the future. If this is the attitude, i will certainly. I will see when I have time, and I will start predicting again. The almighty chicken gods are also very happy, and they decided to give a cocktail party. All gods are invited.

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Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken.

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Predict what I will do in the next 5 seconds.

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Immediately after typing that post, the next things you did were click the "Add Reply" button and wait for your reply to appear.

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Wow... very good Thuryl... Anyway, I wouldn't have the chance to predict that VCH, as by the time I would have seen the post, it would be probably at least 9 hours later.

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