Profile for Jumpin Salmon
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| Displayed name | Jumpin Salmon |
| Member number | 5755 |
| Title | ? Man, ? Amazing |
| Postcount | 4114 |
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| Registered | Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 22:51
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Hmmm. Nero or Hillary Clinton. I'm leaning toward Nero, but only due to the potential for a real-life Bonfire of the Vanities. *this message sponsored by fein's fine fiddle world* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| What's In A Name? in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 22:47
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Biggest one I caught was about 35 pounds, but I was using a driftnet about 900' long and 30' deep. Biggest on conventional gear was about 32 pounds, caught in the ocean about 10 miles offshore. Andrea, a "he", lives in one of the larger cities in the Northwest, and I've not seen anything to suggest he would vandalize. I just like not having people show up at the house. I get tired of digging holes in the ground and moving the wood pile. *this message sponsored by O mykiss* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| the golf coast in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 22:29
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So you find black people amusing? You think it's cool to mock them? Dude. That [deleted] ain't right. *this message sponsored by eminem* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Yet another Jeff Vogel Interview in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 22:27
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Hey Jeff! Get back to work and quit doing interviews!!! *this message funded by blackmail* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 22:25
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It was easier to type "below" than "downstream from" and apparently more enigmatic. Given my innate ability to piss off "Andrea" and other locals, I feel it is best to remain slighty vague when speaking of my location. Of course those mods could pin it down more closely, and I've a vague idea that some other people here could even google earth me. So, not at the damn dam, not even really near the dam at all, but I am below it. Sort of. *this message sponsored by costco* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 18:46
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Was that because you were jealous of the attention received by your brother? Not saying anything by it, but your statement was kind of ambiguous. *this message sponsored by louisville slugger* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Calling all "Piss Heads" in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 18:40
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Don't tease the bears. Some of them have aggressive tempers. *this message sponsored by s&w* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Calling all "Piss Heads" in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 08:37
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No more valets or lending of cars. Keys are easier. Try making the sentence for auto larceny more than a slap on the wrist and one night in jail. Don't purchase used parts (chop shops) or buy 3rd party vehicles. In other words, make theft less of a financial incentive for the thief. Drunk driving? It's legal if it is on a private road or property, at least here, but it really is a matter of public education and alternatives. The state alcohol authorities should be working harder on this, and there needs to be a turn-around in public perception. There is NO right to purchase alcohol, the seller can always refuse, and more often that should be the "case." Now, that was a pun. *this message sponsored by the lobby* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 08:12
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quote:Isn't Belisarius awfully similar to BtI? *this message sponsored by desperance* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Calling all "Piss Heads" in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 08:02
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quote:Please explain. Are you actually serious or is this some joke? Aside from the loss of personal freedoms inherent in your statement, there are many practical problems. *this message sponsored by room 101* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General | |
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written Friday, October 21 2005 07:38
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Ummm. Go drink some more vodka Spring. *this message sponsored by stihl* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, October 20 2005 14:02
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Since when is the government responsible for controlling the effects of weather? Since FEMA pays people money to rebuild their houses in the path of major hurricanes. Our finest minds in government decided this was the best way to do it, so let it be done. We need the government to do this, since who else would be in the position to do it? *this message sponsored by all state* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Thursday, October 20 2005 13:57
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quote:Work's a pain in the rumpus today. This makes it tolerable. :P *this message sponsored within the budget, somewhere* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Thursday, October 20 2005 13:04
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I just checked my dictionary and found the word brainwash. *this message sponsored by history* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General | |
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written Thursday, October 20 2005 12:54
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Despite the prevelent wisdom, Christmas is merely a Catholic event name for the Pagan celebration of Mithras (the sun god) and his return to the sky following the winter solstice. That is all. Edit- Now I see Alo bumped in front of me, so I will answer to the second part, that of the cleverness of the phrase. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it is either stupid or not clever. It may have another meaning however, but that might take some personal insight. *this message sponsored by ra and amaterasu* [ Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:59: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, October 20 2005 11:01
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That's a fine looking mess of firewood Detta. I wish we had oak in my neck of the woods, I'm stuck with fir and maple. *this message sponsored by northern tool* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| What's In A Name? in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 22:06
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Ephesus, along with several other ancient Greek cities, is causally discussed in Tides of War, an interesting account of the Peloponnesian War written by Steven Pressfield. Several of his other books are worth reading as well. *this message sponsored by BÖC* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 21:18
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Hmm. The surname comes from my job, my love of the fish as food, my enjoyment in fishing for them, my excitement in catching, my pleasure in sharing them, and interest in preserving their viability as wild stock. My given name changes as to the mood, but the current seems like the best fit for now. Certain fleeting events can cause a brief change, but until something major happens, this is it. Edit - Mustn't ever post again else I turn the eye of the overlord in my direction. *this message sponsored by the Oncorhynchus tshawytscha* [ Wednesday, October 19, 2005 21:20: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| I am... was 827,707,741 seconds old. in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 21:08
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Looks very decorative, that reminds me I need to shower no self-confident behaviour, you little punk computer! only courageous if necessary, so, not especially foolhardy. Wrong! needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, awww. light me a candle very choosy, i'll catch that salmon, no no, wait, that one! often lonely, common misconception, i actually hate other people and i am armed, better to be alone great animosity, Sunafabich computer! artistic nature, I can write my name in the snow. good organiser, if by organiser they meant sloppy tends to philosophy, only by some people's definition reliable in any situation, except when the appt is in the morning. takes partnership serious definitional Stupid trees don't know smack about people. edit - happy b-day jewels, and enjoy the youth thing. i've got sumtin like a 400 billion second lead on you. *this message sponsored by the hairy fishnuts* [ Wednesday, October 19, 2005 21:10: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| I am... was 827,707,741 seconds old. in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 20:57
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It would be pretty hard to disprove the validity of "signs" as descriptors of personality type over the population contained within that period for the era in which signs became popular. It is fairly well acknowledged that prenatal nutrition plays a fair role in development, and while that may not be a huge concern in the countries generally represented on this board, it was a daily concern only 100 years ago, and more frequently as you look further back on the timeline. It would be a fair stretch to think that births after the widespread use of refrigeration were affected overly by this phenomena, but there are definitely some folks that I know whose personalities tend to agree with those characteristic with their astrological sign. Like most legends, there is a grain of truth in this, and it may be wise to not discount it completely. And, I almost forgot, :P *this message sponsored by maersk sealand and hanjin* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| MLB Postseason in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 20:39
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Come....join the dark side. It makes it much easier to predict outcomes. Go Cubbies!!! Oops. I meant White Sox. Sigh. The most under appreciated team in the windy city. 14 gets you 10 when you pick the total, running at 7.5, almost sounds like Vegas is moving on to game two already. White Sox lead Series 1-0, Final score of 5-2. *this message sponsored by los vegas, leave your money behind* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Kissing a girl in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 20:22
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Well, the topic is still called "Kissing a Girl," so let's just get back to the topic. Any other female webbers out there that want to fess up about their vodka induced attraction to the fairer sex? Have a nip and bare your soul. *this message sponsored by stolichnaya* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 20:13
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The sign says : "Please do not feed the weirdo" Must be a special diet or sumtin. *this message sponsored by the cincinnati zoo* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| What's your best joke? in General | |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:35
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Goooooooooogle *this message sponsored by snl* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:31
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It burns my eyes. *this message sponsored by the second* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |