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dialog/special encounter problem in Blades of Avernum Editor
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choice = run_dialog(0);
COINS = COINS_AMOUNT(); // define coins as integer
if (choice == 1) {
if (COINS < 10) { // Not 0, but 10
message_dialog("When he sees that you yourself don't have enough coins to give
him, he looks rather ashamed of himself."," ");
message_dialog("Clearly this fellow is needy and humble, so you toss him your last coins."," ");
change_coins(-1*coins);
}
else {
change_coins(-10);
message_dialog("He thanks you profusely and walks to the nearest bakery."," ");
}
}
Otherwise your 4 coins turns into a negative. I think you can use arithmetic in the change_coins command, but may be wrong. You can make a new variable if I am wrong.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
dialog/special encounter problem in Blades of Avernum
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Member # 5755
Profile #11
choice = run_dialog(0);
COINS = COINS_AMOUNT(); // define coins as integer
if (choice == 1) {
if (COINS < 10) { // Not 0, but 10
message_dialog("When he sees that you yourself don't have enough coins to give
him, he looks rather ashamed of himself."," ");
message_dialog("Clearly this fellow is needy and humble, so you toss him your last coins."," ");
change_coins(-1*coins);
}
else {
change_coins(-10);
message_dialog("He thanks you profusely and walks to the nearest bakery."," ");
}
}
Otherwise your 4 coins turns into a negative. I think you can use arithmetic in the change_coins command, but may be wrong. You can make a new variable if I am wrong.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
ohmigod, Ohmigod, OHMIGOD!!! in General
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This thread certainly has shown some type of movement.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Beta Call for Magus of Cattalon in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #6
1. PC (W2k)
2. Jumpin' Salmon
4. a19pointhand at yahoo dot com

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Tell Me in Richard White Games
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Where can this forum be found?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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How to close? in General
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For a topic begging for closure, the content seems to lack that inertial friction. Perhaps some advice?

1. Will that be cash or charge?
2. *kiss*
3. Please sign here.
4. I do.
5. "Guilty"
6. Sincerely (et al)
7. With the punch line.
8. Recap your key speaking points.
9. </html>
10. Flip the sign and lock the door.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
MA in Blades of Avernum
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Things that normally would help you end up helping her instead. Things that would normally hurt you end up ______ her instead.

There's gotta be something lying around that could fill in the blank.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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bahssikava in Blades of Avernum
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Of course party location only works for the elite Mac users. The rest of us, mainly Neanderthals, must either experiment or get very lucky. And by experiment I mean use the editor to look at the puzzle without the stress of frickin' laser beams bouncing around and shish-ka-bobbing various innocent party members.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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If you could, when would you... in General
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10,000 years ago. Crimean peninsula. It would be useful to invent stuff. And it wouldn't be altering history at all, since that is what actually happened. Because I was there and invented stuff. And that is how it happened. I was there. Stuff happened. Then.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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now what? - Death at Chapman's in Blades of Avernum
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Have you spoken with the druid regarding the charm??

Have you spoken with anyone else after speaking with the charm??

Edit- well that was inconvenient. but how were you supposed to realize i was replying while you were editing...

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[ Friday, November 18, 2005 20:15: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Behold the SQL Sorcery! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Spring:

I'm slowing down. That could be a good thing, or a bad. I just want 100+ next month.

And I'm back from camp, but things didn't go quite as well as planned. Busted for drinking. :/

At least you don't have to worry about becoming an alcoholic.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General in General
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Profile #37
As I ponder that, one must be forced to cogitate the reasonings penultimate to freeing a software singularly directed upon the grouping that includes elppA owners. Again that Windows keyboard pounders are having zero end user products which assist with alternative idion expressiveness. Distraught.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Just for morbid curiosity... in General
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quote:
Originally written by Mysterious Man:

Ladies and gentleman, without me, these boards would have remained unpleasant for much longer. I was the one who notified Imban of the obscenities on these boards, and he at once ceased pleasuring himself and dealt with the problem accordingly.
IMAGE(http://bksschoolhouse.com/cart-imgs/prod13608_sm.jpg) for MM.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Lord Putidus in Blades of Avernum
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I think you need to gather the ingredients. Have you tried that skill?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Before mods lock: don't open public enemy's topics. in General
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Those were funny pictures. Amazing the situations where you will see a wedding ring.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Remember when... in General
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Profile #2
I think we all know how he did it, but the suspense will be in if he has the guts to cease posting on that account when it hits 9999.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Remember when... in General
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It appears that our resident doppelganger is about to stretch his post count to five digits. In honor of his ability to secretly double post and then erase all evidence of his deeds, I think it fitting to spend a moment or two and remember where you wish to be, or were, when this happens/ed. For those of you who have succeeded in remembering the future, this will not be very exciting, but then again you already knew that.

As for me, I'll be visiting in/near Boston, tucking into a crappy mass-produced meal at Applebee's near Sturbridge. I'll let you know what I ordered, but I already know I'll be staying away from their fish.

Tuesday, 4-6pm board time.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General in General
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Profile #14
Maybe I need to create that poll.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
emerald valley in Blades of Avernum
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Huh. I am reminded of this.
IMAGE(http://www.nehalem.org/image_files/pic004916ep3mt3ex.gif)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Memories of Things Long Past at Spiderweb in General
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

Rosycat's like, what, 15? Maybe TM should virtually violate someone his own age.
Does that preclude other violations or merely suggest a starting point?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General in General
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I briefly considered making a poll that rated the other polls. There turned out to be numerous reasons why that never happened. Common sense was surprisingly the least of those reasons.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General in General
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I like the wry smiley that greets me at the entrance to this topic.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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What books... in General
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Teddy Geisel's stuff. Social commentary disguised as bedtime reading for little children. The Lorax in particular seems to have had a profound impact on the direction my life has turned.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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quote:
Originally written by ben ben:

So we don't want to go to the trouble. And because it looks better and we've been using it forever.
Wait. Are you talking about your browser or your bible?

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small rebelion in Blades of Avernum
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I need to develop a psychotic party and just kill all the folks. No story development, just murder.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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