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Aussies Come Here in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 21:36 Profile #45 quote: Originally written by Spring: Darwin is infested with crocs, or so I have heard. And I like swimming with stingrays. Or rather, on top of them (not directly, just with them on the bottom of the water, and me on the surface). This belongs in the "You wanna bet" thread. No one has mentioned swimming with jellyfish. I'll assume you are scaredy-cats. this message sponsored by this octopus -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 19:04 Profile #806 quote: Originally written by kuc: quote: Originally written by ben ben: Eh, I'm on MSN Explorer though. No view menu. Eh, dear god why? :confused: It must be safer for his Mom. The square blocks are all part of the censoring, and we all know that those crazy squiggly characters are used by devil worshippers. this message sponsored by ludacris Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Can you code? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 16:18 Profile #35 I got 7/10, but it was luck. I fingered the shotgun wielding Ukranian as a coder, but he looked more like a mountain climber. Nice guy... I do wonder about those coders though, ever heard of a barber? I am proud to say that I recognized the Son of Sam, I remember my parents got excited when they finally caught the guy. I was more worried about how the Bruins were doing. this message sponsored by geekforum.org -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Escape from the inane in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 15:22 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by kuc: I believe that the pathetic slowness of this terminal/client work PC aided me, in that basically EVERYTHING went slowly. More than anything, your score reflects the speed of your isp and CPU. this message sponsored by the turtle Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Can you code? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 12:55 Profile #29 Try this out. Try to tell the killer coders from the cold-blooded killers. this message sponsored by gump enterprises -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1000000000000! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 12:45 Profile #23 Yes, that prime would make for some interesting calculations... this message sponsored by your local state hospital Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1000000000000! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 11:31 Profile #21 Wuss. Try using base prime. this message sponsored by RW Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How do install downloaded scenarios for Blades of Exile? in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 11:28 Profile #15 Do these things need to be unzipped? Never done BoE, so I'm just asking... this message sponsored by pk -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Escape from the inane in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 08:38 Profile #9 The coolest thing is that it is called Escape, whereas there is no way to escape except by redirecting your browser. And no, I've not found it addictive either. Only played it enough to find I suck (there's a good quote for someone) and I moved on to other more interesting games at which I suck. this message sponsored by Exile I Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Kiwis ban virtual drugs in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, November 10 2005 08:30 Profile #71 With most of my income pre-spent on home improvement projects, my only frivolity is the money I set aside for gas costs on next years tuna fishing trips. When it costs $300 to fill up the boat, it is good to plan ahead. My opinion of retailism, marketing, and value added desire is that those things are great for people with free time. It sounds great to be able to play x-box for 3 hours straight, and maybe I'll do that some day. But right now I can't watch tv for more than 30 minutes without getting restless about some project that is only half done (or half thought out). So in the end, all that marketing is pointless for me. It may be a commentary on society however that all these desire-driven products are inherently reliant on free time availability. I would think that an employer would be less than understanding if productivity dropped due to game-playing, which would translate into more free time and less income. this message sponsored by ryobi Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Escape from the inane in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 9 2005 20:42 Profile #0 I've been told that this game is addictive. I did fairly poorly at it, as my crappy mouse and lightning twitch reflexes caused losses in as few as .3 seconds. I did manage to stay "alive" for 10 seconds once, but the it got boring so I stopped. So, I want everyone here to play this game and report on their ability. Also, I liked this game because it didn't kill my crappy dialup connection. Are there other games like this out there? this message sponsored by the rectangle Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Name in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 9 2005 11:21 Profile #31 quote: Originally written by NaNoWriMo: Also, why did you say DIE earlier - do you disapprove of Spring, or of the general concept of girlfriends? Spring is only 13. It is difficult to imagine that a girlfriend would be an important person in his life. Very difficult. this message sponsored by :rolleyes: and :confused: Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
RWG in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 9 2005 08:37 Profile #281 quote: As written by Thralni: My main point is that Salmon's reaction created an atmosphere which I see as hostile. I also don't see why Salmon reacted like this. Your perceptions are obviously an allergic reaction to the implants. quote: As written by Thralni: Are we getting into a situation in which we can't say anything without an immediate reaction after it, stating the stupidity of your reaction? This is as it has been and will always be. See sanity claus(e) quote: As written by Thralni: TM actually doesn't have much to do with this. You fascinate me. this message sponsored by -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Religion in the Empire in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 9 2005 08:07 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Mab: quote: The Empire as I see it is sorta like Rome without the Emperor-worship I'm not sure about Emperor's non-worship. The people of Avernum/Exile do not worship the Emperor. This is in contrast to ancient Eygpt, where the ruler was elevated to god status. I am sure the Emperor has his (Empress has her) own religious views, but they don't appear to dictate a state religion. this message sponsored by josef -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Kiwis ban virtual drugs in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 8 2005 18:13 Profile #52 Some stuff sells, but not as well as other stuff. Since corporate law dictates that stockholder profit is a prime directive, it is rational (only in the strictest sense) to create products without adherence to morals of any kind. That is why there are regulations and limits on permissible products and uses. The game of torture would not be profitable because it would be attacked by the religious majority and the unfair publicity would make corporate managers pee their collective pants. The net result is as TM says. No risk-taking and a lot of coat-tail grabbing. Amphetimine is a highly profitable product, and has legitimate uses, but the illegitimate use has caused a cottage industry to spring up. In this case it is not the product that is bad, but the illicit demand that is bad. Not sure why that was important, other than there hasn't been mention of meth for a few weeks. this message sponsored by krebs biochemicals this message has been edited courtesy of walmart this message reedited courtesy of the system [ Tuesday, November 08, 2005 18:30: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Aussies Come Here in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 8 2005 17:16 Profile #15 quote: Originally written by Skippy the bush kangaroo: I've also warned people about ... sticking their hands in Wombat holes ... That's good stuff. this message sponsored by the perkins school -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Kiwis ban virtual drugs in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 8 2005 17:13 Profile #48 I am starting to enjoy this discussion. Especially the part where Andrew is sarcastically called a genius. That added a great deal of merit to the conversation. this message sponsored by steve jackson Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
RWG in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 8 2005 09:54 Profile #267 I keep hoping that this discussion causes the implosion of Thralni. Maybe that could be a byproduct of the intersection of the Richard and antiRichard particles. this message sponsored by CERN -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Map of Spiderweb in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 7 2005 17:03 Profile #33 Wrong color. this message sponsored by kraft Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ya wanna bet? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 7 2005 07:12 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Detta: Jumpin' Salmon seems like he likes to live on the edge. I do like looking over the edge, and sometimes my depth perception just totally sucks. this message sponsored by wyeth Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What's your best joke? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 7 2005 00:15 Profile #46 A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers abo ve the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go git yo Momma.... this message sponsored by the otis company -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ya wanna bet? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 7 2005 00:06 Profile #5 I would encourage you to keep at it. this message sponsored by the Beagle Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ya wanna bet? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 7 2005 00:00 Profile #3 Now that you know you can escape serious harm, would you do it again to freak out someone? Try tossing in some easily destroyed object (like a cat) to demonstrate the effectiveness of the acid, and then calming spill it over your hand. Actually that might work better with liquid nitrogen, since the frantic rush to neutralize the acid might distract from the show. this message sponsored by my dog Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
God Stuff (Antichrist! You better spell it right! ) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 6 2005 23:56 Profile #111 I thought this topic was about God Stuff. Divine Warrior and Divine Aid both fall under that heading. this message sponsored by pedant publishing Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
God Stuff (Antichrist! You better spell it right! ) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 6 2005 23:31 Profile #109 In A2 I used Divine Warrior on my mage and managed to have 12 AP. Not sure how though, and it only lasted a couple of rounds before he was back to two spells, and then 1. It was probably because I used the character editor to gawd the party. Yeah. this message sponsored by the holy trinity of hearno, seeno, and speakno Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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