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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
Title	? Man, ? Amazing
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A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 19 2006 19:13 Profile #112 quote: Originally written by Mathman v. Qwerty: Nonsense! Drakey's titles have everything to do with the character of their recipients. The connections are unexplained, of course, but I don't find it that hard to see how most of them fit. sob wheeeeeeeeee! sob wheeeeeeeeee! At least my sense of cynicism is whole. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Beta call for "Where the rivers meet" in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, April 19 2006 05:40 Profile #25 For Ash: quote: email = aussie@1wayfm.com.au testing experience = would fill a volume, both in BoE and BoA testing interests = plot, dialogue, combat, balance gender = male testing platform = not sure, probably Windows -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Have You Any Pets? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 18 2006 21:03 Profile #21 We have one dog, Sadie, whose image is in my profile. We used to have two dogs, but Bennie (the black one) died last October. There was a great weakening in the force that day. Sadie is a decent dog, today she rode in the back of the truck on the highway. She likes sticking her head around the side of the cab so that her ears flap in the breeze. She is also a rather petite animal, weighing a mere 92 lbs. She's learned to be willfully (and joyfully) disobedient, often finding her tennis ball and dropping it at her own feet. Only rarely will I walk over, pick it up, and throw it to a new place. It seems pointless, similar to golf, but it pleases her to no end and keeps her weight within managable parameters. God forbid she actually had any fat in her muscles. Other than that, there were a couple of bobcats that used to hang around, but I haven't heard them mating yet this year, so maybe they have left. We also permit frogs in the pond, birds in the yard (except crows), and various squirrels and mice can venture forth at their own discretion. Sadie has been known to kill the furry creatures for the pure bloody joy of it. :D Good doggie! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Been very busy in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, April 18 2006 20:12 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: Really, falling in love was your first mistake. Everything else you do from this point on is just digging deeper. Only if it's a one way street. Otherwise you find the hole you're in keeps getting filled back up. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"Ash is Banned" chat. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 17 2006 22:17 Profile #22 quote: Originally written by Kuranes-: ... but really, think how stupid you look doing it... I applaud MM for taking that extra step and discovering exactly how stupid he looked. I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that he doesn't look stupid at all (shame shame) and furthermore agree that he may have instead made Jeff appear a tad bit foolish through his reply. There certainly are people in the world that would notice the drawing and draw the parallel and write the letter. MM doesn't strike me as one that is easily offended in that way, but I guess Jeff has to cover his bases. Hey Jeff, re your response... ROFLMAO :rolleyes: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, April 17 2006 22:08 Profile #89 All titles should be custom (sorry for the extra work i) and based on perceived value to the forum, modified by registration date, location of first post, and posting rate. Valid valuesNoobNewbieNoidDazedConfusedSagaciousTrusted AdvisorSenile AdvisorEnd of DazeUsing this system, a person such as Slarty would be somewhere around the Confused title, whereas I would be back near Noid or Dazed. There should be no fixed posting rate which should award a new title, as it has been deemed that goals are bad for morals. Another perceived benefit of the system is that there will be a shart upturn in toadying, followed by a long period of brown-nosing and shoe polishing. Bribery would not be out of the question, and titles would once again be just as meaningful as karma. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Full version in Geneforge Series
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 21:51 Profile #2 quote: Originally written by Dolphin.: Your spelling and grammar gives me a headache, and please stop making polls. Good to see that you haven't lost that authoritarian touch. :P -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
US Conflict Avatars in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 21:31 Profile #15 Love me tender. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Results guaranteed by guaranteed results in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 20:48 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by i: So much good, so little evil, pity :cool:* I protest on the grounds that if TM is listed as CG, the test is not measuring reality. I'm sure there are others who have answered as per the instructions and have thus shown a description fitting a RP, not reality. How about we try the whole thing again, but this time answering how we actually do react in these situations. (Those of you who have never seen a merchant mugged in an alley, just click on "Kill them all and loot the bodies.") :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 20:40 Profile #30 quote: Posts: 11311 That's such a nice number. It would be a shame to ruin it. Edit - Heathen [ Sunday, April 16, 2006 20:41: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 20:34 Profile #28 I think it is once again time for MM to take a quiz. what is 2 and 3? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Results guaranteed by guaranteed results in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 20:18 Profile #3 The only worthwhile analysis reveals that 39 people were bored out of their skulls for at least 10 minutes out of the last 24 hours. It may have been more, but only 39 people posted their results. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 20:13 Profile #22 Now what confuses me is the disparity between Kelandon's spelling of Innkeeper and the correct spelling. It's almost as if some benign influence has clouded his thought patterns. hmmm.... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A Change of Structure in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 19:13 Profile #12 Protectors? Of what, pray tell. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Re-regristration in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, April 16 2006 14:49 Profile #2 Jeff (Vogel) or his lackey will provide you with endless support, use this email address spidweb@spiderwebsoftware.com[/url] and provide your name, the physical address you originally used, and what you need from him. Providing the serial number of the download helps immensely. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Guaranteed results!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 23:28 Profile #14 It seems quite a few of us aspire to use violence as the arbitrator for disputes. Go team go! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Death to All Merchants in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 23:24 Profile #8 quote: As originally signed by Thralni [qb]Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My web page has moved to a new address without ads! Go give it a look. Also, finnally all downloads work properly, so what are you waiting for? Sheesh. Do Mac keyboards differ from PC keyboards? :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Great hamburger! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 21:08 Profile #0 I am looking for good meta tag titles from RPG related websites. I found my current favorite here, one of the page one search results from google. Edit - BTW, since this is post #0 in this topic, I am responsible for asking the gentle (and gentile) reader to participate. :) (Feeling less paranoid now??) [ Saturday, April 15, 2006 23:38: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Guaranteed results!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 20:48 Profile #1 I am a neutral gay elf barbarian. That quiz sucks. I should have been a chaotic neutered half man fishmonger. I probably would have been too, if only I had gone to grad school like was recommended. sob -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
First-person what? (vocabulary item question) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 18:52 Profile #13 quote: Originally written by radix malorum est cupiditas: quote: Originally written by Dahak: quote: Originally written by The Stew Boy: Yup, first person shooter is correct. Also third person shooter, too, I think. Someone should invent a second-person shooter game sometime... Since the second person view is someone else referring to you, how would you make a second person shooter? My head hurts trying to figure it out. Simple. The goal is to shoot yourself. Some of the roleplays on this board come close to SPS. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Death to All Merchants in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 17:14 Profile #2 quote: Originally written by i: You could always change this so they sell for more you know.* Are you trying to create another frustrated designer? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How did you discover Avernum? in The Avernum Trilogy
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 15:36 Profile #57 1. I found Avernum while looking for more Exile games. 2. E3, Registered in the late 90's 3. It didn't suck 4. Carmaggedon 2 -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Web Hosts in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, April 15 2006 09:41 Profile #2 I recommend piggybacking on Arancaytar's service. His ISP is remarkably good about hosting all sorts of legal and contralegal entities. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Suggestions in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, April 14 2006 21:58 Profile #4 The Empire would likely be sending spies to watch the travels of the party, so that Empire mages could have access to this herb. When it is reported back to them that the party has aided a dragon (if they do that) then an appropriate Empire response would be to send troops to arrest the party AND troops to kill the dragon. The party should have a chance at seeing the trap and reasoning out that they need to help to dragon. Or they could just decide to take their punishment like good Empire hirelings. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Suggestions in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, April 14 2006 21:58 Profile #4 The Empire would likely be sending spies to watch the travels of the party, so that Empire mages could have access to this herb. When it is reported back to them that the party has aided a dragon (if they do that) then an appropriate Empire response would be to send troops to arrest the party AND troops to kill the dragon. The party should have a chance at seeing the trap and reasoning out that they need to help to dragon. Or they could just decide to take their punishment like good Empire hirelings. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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