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A Poll for My Sake in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #3
I am poor.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
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Profile #6
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Originally written by Dintiradan:

The true Holy Grail is the Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup. It is heresy to speak of any other while it is being contested for.

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Roli! Roli! Roli!

I am familiar with the concept of Canadians operating in a different sports-time continuum. Until ice-soccer becomes an event, I'm not sure there is an available training scenario for a Canadian soccer squad. Ce la vie.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Avernum V in Avernum 4
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Profile #367
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Originally written by *i:

quote:
ncp as in non-character person, you know noobie.
Insulting the protractor staff is highly frowned upon and is dealt with swiftly. NPC is the correct term.

FYT :P

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WWtNSD?
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Viva Italia !!!!!!! in General
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Profile #0
No, not the stupid Dan Brown book/movie.

No, not some new religion question. (Yes Virginia, there is religion.)

...

Soccer. Football. Futbol. World Cup 2006.

In 16 days (+/-) it begins with Germany playing Costa Rica, and ends a month later with Argentina beating the Czech Republic 1-0.

Anyone else interested in this event, or in placing their best guess for final game and score?

[ Sunday, July 09, 2006 16:29: Message edited by: Salmon Fishin' ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
UN to Send Troops to Darfur in General
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Profile #20
Thuryl, when will you ever learn that a certain modicum of ignorance is actually amusing?

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
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Profile #62
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Originally written by 84,000 Stupas:

*deifies Salmon*
Oh great. Now your God is gonna moo me to some sort of duel. I better go visit the Ironman thread to get on a training regime. Gotta get buff if I am gonna have any chance at beating your meathead deity.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
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Profile #59
Deify me.

Come on. I dare you.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Show me the muscle in General
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Profile #1
You rock.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Native Americans in General
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Profile #146
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Originally written by 84,000 Stupas:

Granted, you could be a hugely crappy teacher, and not put much time into that, and just read out of a textbook all the time. I hope not.
No worries Slarty, I'm sure you will be out of school by the time Stewie is ready to start teaching. The different hemisphere thing will work in your favor as well.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Ultimate Survey in General
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Profile #56
What did you do last night?
—Slept 14 hours after fishing for two days
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
—Zone Alarm
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
—Yes
Type of music you dislike most?
—Loud
Are you registered to vote?
—Yes
Ever made a prank phone call?
—Nope
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
—Strangely I have deep concerns about the safety of the bungee, but have repeatedly thrown myself out of a functional airplane.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
—Nevis
What's your favorite comic strip?
—Alley Oop
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
—Haven't
Favorite chocolate bar?
—Any milk chocolate
Have you ever won a trophy?
—Yes
Favorite arcade game?
—Centipede
Ever thrown up in public?
—Yes
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
—True love found.
If you had to spend a romantic evening with any sw member, who would you pick?
—Not a swinger
Do you believe in love at first sight?
—Believe? I dunno. But I have experienced it.
Who do you think about most?
—My family
Which celebrity do you think is hot, both female and male?
—Rita Heyworth and Clark Gable
What's the worst medical problem you've ever had?
—Chicken Pox
What's your favorite sitcom?
—Earl
Hottest sw male
—TM
Last computer/video game you played
—HoMM3
Last movie you rented
—Too lazy to look on the TV and check
Would you rather dump someone or be dumped?
—No
Which sw member has the dirtiest mind?
—Thuryl
Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?
—Yes

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Post Chat Snippets Completely Out Of Context in General
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Profile #36
The mother of all snippets.

" Don't buy it. " - a well known author

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Profile #177
I hope the cast appreciates the uncharacteristic temperance bestowed upon my namesake.

Keep up the good work.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
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Member # 5755
Profile #12
Please define the word beat as it applies to the God v. God phrase.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
United 93 in General
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Profile #82
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Originally written by Startucker:

The church was destroyed in 1009, while the First Crusade was launched 86 years later. I don't think 86 years qualifies as "recently."
This is opinion, I need a verifiable source to confirm your wildcat theories.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael have finally get a Custom Title? in General
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Profile #91
quote:
Originally written by Accidental Malice:

a certain member ... fishes.
I only see the important message. My implants concur that I need to return to the ocean for another bout.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Alorael have finally get a Custom Title? in General
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Profile #81
This thread is close to reaching critical mass of oldbie posts. I did not hasten the implosion.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
United 93 in General
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Profile #58
quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

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Originally written by Drew:
Feel good about the NSA having the calling records for all phonecalls made in the US from three out of the four major phone carriers? Kind of tramples our right to privacy under the Ninth Amendment. But of course, those people outside of any public oversight would never use those records for purposes other than fighting terrorism, right? Of *course* you can trust the current administration, right? Right...
I, in truth, do not care that the government has my phone records. I'm an open person by demeanor, and would probably enjoy being on a show like Big Brother(actually Survivor's more my type). I am not concerned with my privacy and I have nothing to hide anyway. What 'other purposes' should I be worried about?

Fortunately for us, the rules apply equally to all people. As such, and as was pointed out rather spectacularly today, this calls into question the sanctity of the source in journalism.

I, for one, am more than a little nervous when the government knows who called the Washington Post, or was called by them.

You can gesture openness all you like, and there is nothing saying you can't offer your phone records to the CIA or bank statements to the IRS. But you aren't required to do this, nor is it done for you. That is the difference between freedom and slavery. Think on it.

Edit - Funny how Alec and I are bothered by similar things. I'll leave it since we worked it a little differently.

[ Monday, May 15, 2006 20:56: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
United 93 in General
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Profile #19
Explaining some of the immediate emotions that came from the Sept 11th hijackings seems to be the calling card of this film. As such, I have no need to see it as I clearly remember that day. It would seem that it could serve as a reminder in a decade or two, or maybe as a quick lesson to a child or grand child that asks about the events of that day. Needless to say, I won't be watching it in a theatre.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Heaven and Hell in General
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Profile #13
This is hell.

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Originally written by Bomber:

Is there in your opionion a heaven and hell.
This is heaven.

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Originally written by Bomber:

*You are ignoring this user.*
Edit - This is anathema.
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Maybe Dikiyoba is right about our fate in his stories.


[ Saturday, May 13, 2006 21:28: Message edited by: Indifferent Salmon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Native Americans in General
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Profile #67
Any other questions on how Native Americans get treated?

Like most land animals, they require large areas to roam and collect forage. They also like interaction with others of their own species and tend to appreciate being noticed.

We've taken their land and confined them to limited areas of unfamiliar terrain. We've insisted that they learn a foriegn language and abandon all their customs. We mock them, insult them, name loser sports franchises after them, and now we seem to prefer discussions of economics over them.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/sucks.gif)

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Playable Race? in Avernum 4
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Profile #30
Thanks for reminding me to go get my tags for hunting season this fall.

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WWtNSD?
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"Terror's Marlenny" contest in General
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Profile #27
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Originally written by DIkiYOUba:

Originally by Slartucker:

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Zeviz: that link actually makes my web browser quit. Was that intentional?
It works fine for Dikiyoba. Dikiyoba is tempted to report it as offensive/adult content, though. :P

I was offended, so it got reported. I can only assume that the content was adult oriented, otherwise it wouldn't need to be ********.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Native Americans in General
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Profile #58
I just finished installing a hardwood floor in a new house last week and asked the homeowner about the doors and windows they had installed. It turned out they were made in China. They had used a website, entered in the rough opening sizes and the types of windows desired, and paid. 6 weeks later they were delivered to their door. I got another quote from Simpson, a USA company, and they required 7-9 weeks lead time.

China is the number one importer of logs. Every day fishing in the Columbia I see freighters filled with logs, steaming to distant ports, while other freighters filled with finished goods return to this country. It feels kinda weird losing out on the value added side of things.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
SpidWeb Champions in General
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Profile #42
I've not finished E1, E2, A3, Nethergate.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"Policing" ourselves? in General
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Profile #90
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Originally written by too kraut, don't read:

How would you react to some corresponding Swiftean sarcasm about H. failing to "complete" the Holocaust?
I ask for consistence in standards.

I'm pretty f-ing impressed that you hid your criticism of my post in this thread. Next time you have a problem with one of my posts, either suck it up or PM me.

It looks like your revival impressed a group of people. So, what is your agenda? Like the more read folks in here had noticed, I was making several points all at once, followed by a word of distaste to signify that the whole concept was undignified. I'd take the time to explain the whole cynical comment, but I can't seem to find it to be worth my time. Sorry. At least some other folks understood it.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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