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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 17:09
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quote:Or rather, causing disease in the enemy. Possibly acid damage at higher levels. Cattle Rage probably causes charming or confusion, Mad Cow Disease style. Bovine Thud sounds as close to X's anvil spell as we'll ever get. Colt of Fire sounds like a summoning spell, and technically goes outside of the puns' themes. Sticks to Steaks... transmuting sticks to steaks? -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 18:11
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Cattle Rage would obviously cause berserk status. Bovine Thud is a take off on Divine Thud, for those of you who don't know -- basically the Exile equivalent of Arcane Blow, except it was for priests. Sticks to Steaks would be the Bovingelical equivalent of Jesus turning water into wine. And using magic crap for divination is an old and respected practice. Pfffft. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
? Man, ? Amazing
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 21:06
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I hope the cast appreciates the uncharacteristic temperance bestowed upon my namesake. Keep up the good work. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Shaper
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written Thursday, May 18 2006 21:47
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Ephesos, I find it odd that although you hate undead, the title of your most recent update is "Resurrected!". :P -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
Nuke and Pave
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written Friday, May 19 2006 08:49
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Looks like Bovangelical Priests have a whole spell set, including some spells that work well in pairs: Summon Spade - level 1 - arms the priest with an enchanted spade that counts as a +3 weapon. Call Feast - level 2 - spreads rumors of a great feats, attracting a heard of followers. Cattle Rage - level 3 - infuses caster's allies with the rage of a 2-headed bull, causing a stampede that tramples nearby enemies. Sticks to Steaks - level 4 - summons a cloud of cattle prods that attack all bovine and non-bovine creatures in vicinity. Ice Fences - level 5 - creates a fence of ice that splits battlefield into two fields, trapping most enemies on the other side of the fence. Colt of Fire - level 6 - summons a 3-headed Colt of Fire from the depths of bovine hell. Bovine Thud - level 7 - surrounds enemies in a cloud of methane gas, suffocating them. If the cloud is ignited (for example, by a nearby Colt of Fire), resulting explosion is very devastating. [ Friday, May 19, 2006 08:50: Message edited by: Zeviz ] -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Friday, May 19 2006 09:40
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For Bovine Thud, I was thinking more along the lines of a giant Cave Cow bouncing onto the battlefield and squishing things. Kind of like the Fat Chocobo summon in FF5. -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Friday, May 19 2006 09:44
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Speak not of Fat Chocobos, for they are satan reincarnate. -------------------- "As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein -------------------- Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00 |
Councilor
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written Sunday, May 21 2006 15:21
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Originally by Slartucker: quote:Apparently, Archmage Alex knows that spell. He used it in Episode 1. Sticks to steaks would be most useful in distracting all those hungry, carnivorous monsters that want to eat you. Dikiyoba completed Act 6, Scene 1. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Sunday, May 21 2006 21:27
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quote::rolleyes: :P -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Sunday, May 21 2006 22:04
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Hooray, I'm off to search for the thing! I predict that I am the first to get hit by it in that group. It would be pretty funny, though. After all, the function of the thing is to turn people slowly (some faster than others) into noobs, isn't it? Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00 |
Shaper
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written Sunday, May 21 2006 22:50
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Gah. Am I that noobish still? I'm gonna go have a lie-down. See you in four years. :) -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
Councilor
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written Monday, May 22 2006 20:19
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No official update to the script today, but Zeviz has given me permission to present the short script, Return of the Evil Overlord (which most of you have seen already), and Zephyr Tempest has given me permission to present the short script, Trickery in Summoning (which may need an additional scene). Dikiyoba. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
BANNED
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 00:47
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I demand a place in the next Act. Use me as you see fit. -------------------- I am an idiot. Posts: 775 | Registered: Friday, October 11 2002 07:00 |
Electric Sheep One
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 01:02
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Hooray, I'm revived. That wasn't so hard after all. Now to find some rocks. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 06:51
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quote:If you've ever been a part of one of my parties (and you haven't) you would know that the last sentence better reads "...track down anything ..." Nature lore, pfft. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
Councilor
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 08:21
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Originally by The Boogyman: quote:Dikiyoba doesn't acquiesce to demands. Dikiyoba only pays attention to requests, groveling, and bribes. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
Warrior
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 08:25
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I'll make some requests. That I be in the next scene, that I become the hero, and that the next scene is out in a hour. -------------------- "I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him. Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00 |
Nuke and Pave
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 08:35
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quote: quote:Be careful what you wish for... :P -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
Warrior
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 08:50
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quote:I didn't wish for something I "requested" something. (I had to say this because Dikiyoba seems picky about how you ask for things.)But, I will be careful of what I request. Now, I request to be made adminastor. I shall deal with everybody justly: You broke the code of conduct? Then you have to be banned. -------------------- "I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him. Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00 |
Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 09:09
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I request that Dikiyoba stop paying attention to requests. Or at least, low quality ones. Which Dikiyoba presumably does anyway... -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 09:17
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I'll give you a cookie for some terrible violent death for myself. [ Tuesday, May 23, 2006 09:18: Message edited by: Yours Sincerely, The Boogyman. ] -------------------- I am an idiot. Posts: 775 | Registered: Friday, October 11 2002 07:00 |
Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 09:41
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I request that Dikiyoba make request of the nine headed cow for verbiage skillage. -------------------- "Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things." "You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares." Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00 |
Warrior
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 09:47
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Twas a joke and nothing more. at least this part: quote: -------------------- "I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him. Posts: 153 | Registered: Monday, April 24 2006 07:00 |
Dollop of Whipped Cream
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 10:43
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quote:Name your price -------------------- "Tyranicus is about the only one that still posts in the Nethergate Forum." —Randomizer Spiderweb Chat Room Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00 |
Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, May 23 2006 12:55
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Just out of curiosity: What is an adminastor? Is this some terrible and revered position of unimaginable power - an eminence grease*, so to speak, behind Drakefyre and Stareye? *sorry. Pratchett influence. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |