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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Wise Man:

One would think that Magic Crap would be used to blind people instead of divining stuff. =\
Or rather, causing disease in the enemy. Possibly acid damage at higher levels.

Cattle Rage probably causes charming or confusion, Mad Cow Disease style. Bovine Thud sounds as close to X's anvil spell as we'll ever get. Colt of Fire sounds like a summoning spell, and technically goes outside of the puns' themes. Sticks to Steaks... transmuting sticks to steaks?

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I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Cattle Rage would obviously cause berserk status. Bovine Thud is a take off on Divine Thud, for those of you who don't know -- basically the Exile equivalent of Arcane Blow, except it was for priests.

Sticks to Steaks would be the Bovingelical equivalent of Jesus turning water into wine.

And using magic crap for divination is an old and respected practice. Pfffft.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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I hope the cast appreciates the uncharacteristic temperance bestowed upon my namesake.

Keep up the good work.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Shaper
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Ephesos, I find it odd that although you hate undead, the title of your most recent update is "Resurrected!". :P

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
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Nuke and Pave
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Looks like Bovangelical Priests have a whole spell set, including some spells that work well in pairs:

Summon Spade - level 1 - arms the priest with an enchanted spade that counts as a +3 weapon.

Call Feast - level 2 - spreads rumors of a great feats, attracting a heard of followers.

Cattle Rage - level 3 - infuses caster's allies with the rage of a 2-headed bull, causing a stampede that tramples nearby enemies.

Sticks to Steaks - level 4 - summons a cloud of cattle prods that attack all bovine and non-bovine creatures in vicinity.

Ice Fences - level 5 - creates a fence of ice that splits battlefield into two fields, trapping most enemies on the other side of the fence.

Colt of Fire - level 6 - summons a 3-headed Colt of Fire from the depths of bovine hell.

Bovine Thud - level 7 - surrounds enemies in a cloud of methane gas, suffocating them. If the cloud is ignited (for example, by a nearby Colt of Fire), resulting explosion is very devastating.

[ Friday, May 19, 2006 08:50: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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For Bovine Thud, I was thinking more along the lines of a giant Cave Cow bouncing onto the battlefield and squishing things. Kind of like the Fat Chocobo summon in FF5.

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Speak not of Fat Chocobos, for they are satan reincarnate.

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"As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein
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Councilor
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Originally by Slartucker:

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For Bovine Thud, I was thinking more along the lines of a giant Cave Cow bouncing onto the battlefield and squishing things.
Apparently, Archmage Alex knows that spell. He used it in Episode 1.

Sticks to steaks would be most useful in distracting all those hungry, carnivorous monsters that want to eat you.

Dikiyoba completed Act 6, Scene 1.
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Shaper
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quote:
Spring makes an adjustment to a piece of exposed machinery. Sproing! A spring shoots out of the machinery and rolls across the floor.
:rolleyes:

:P

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Infiltrator
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Hooray, I'm off to search for the thing! I predict that I am the first to get hit by it in that group. It would be pretty funny, though. After all, the function of the thing is to turn people slowly (some faster than others) into noobs, isn't it?
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Shaper
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Gah. Am I that noobish still?

I'm gonna go have a lie-down. See you in four years.

:)

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*Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy...
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Councilor
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No official update to the script today, but Zeviz has given me permission to present the short script, Return of the Evil Overlord (which most of you have seen already), and Zephyr Tempest has given me permission to present the short script, Trickery in Summoning (which may need an additional scene).

Dikiyoba.
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I demand a place in the next Act. Use me as you see fit.

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I am an idiot.
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Electric Sheep One
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Hooray, I'm revived. That wasn't so hard after all. Now to find some rocks.

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Infiltrator
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Fatman: I'm tempted to volunteer. In fact, I think I will. Though it doesn't really matter, since I know all attempts to track down the thing will probably be futile.

If you've ever been a part of one of my parties (and you haven't) you would know that the last sentence better reads "...track down anything ..."

Nature lore, pfft.

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
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Originally by The Boogyman:

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I demand a place in the next Act.
Dikiyoba doesn't acquiesce to demands. Dikiyoba only pays attention to requests, groveling, and bribes.
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Warrior
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I'll make some requests. That I be in the next scene, that I become the hero, and that the next scene is out in a hour.

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"I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him.
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Nuke and Pave
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Originally written by Yours Sincerely, The Boogyman.:

I demand a place in the next Act. Use me as you see fit.
quote:
Originally written by Major:

I'll make some requests. That I be in the next scene, that I become the hero, and that the next scene is out in a hour.
Be careful what you wish for... :P

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
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Warrior
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Be careful what you wish for... :P

I didn't wish for something I "requested" something. (I had to say this because Dikiyoba seems picky about how you ask for things.)But, I will be careful of what I request. Now, I request to be made adminastor. I shall deal with everybody justly: You broke the code of conduct? Then you have to be banned.

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"I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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I request that Dikiyoba stop paying attention to requests. Or at least, low quality ones. Which Dikiyoba presumably does anyway...

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I'll give you a cookie for some terrible violent death for myself.

[ Tuesday, May 23, 2006 09:18: Message edited by: Yours Sincerely, The Boogyman. ]

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I am an idiot.
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Infiltrator
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I request that Dikiyoba make request of the nine headed cow for verbiage skillage.

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
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Warrior
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Twas a joke and nothing more. at least this part:
quote:
Now, I request to be made adminastor. I shall deal with everybody justly: You broke the code of conduct? Then you have to be banned.



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"I knocked him out, but I managed to hit the reply button before he fell down."-The person behind him.
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Dollop of Whipped Cream
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quote:
Originally written by Dinos In Khaki Invest Yen On Big Ad:

Originally by The Boogyman:

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I demand a place in the next Act.
Dikiyoba doesn't acquiesce to demands. Dikiyoba only pays attention to requests, groveling, and bribes.

Name your price

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Law Bringer
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Just out of curiosity: What is an adminastor? Is this some terrible and revered position of unimaginable power - an eminence grease*, so to speak, behind Drakefyre and Stareye?

*sorry. Pratchett influence.

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