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has the tHinf selected its next victim yet? (Topical)

Happy 6-6-6 day!!! (Meaningless spam)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I've always wanted one of those walk-on, extra bit parts. Like in 'Black Hawk Down', the guy whose only line is "Open the gate!! Open the gate!!" and delivers it so convincingly. Or maybe one of those cowboys who crashes through the roof of the Famous Western Saloon, gets hit with a chair and KO's.

If it helps, I do my own stunts too.

Incidentally, Arancaytar, Mr. Sexy Pants, I take it by your title you have, in fact, been familiarized with Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman?

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quote:
Originally written by Robinator, #034:

I've always wanted one of those walk-on, extra bit parts. Like in 'Black Hawk Down', the guy whose only line is "Open the gate!! Open the gate!!" and delivers it so convincingly. Or maybe one of those cowboys who crashes through the roof of the Famous Western Saloon, gets hit with a chair and KO's.
These men, I have come to realise, are true American heroes. As well as heroes of all nationalities. In fact, they are heroes of such high calibre, that they are nationless, and exist only to be role models for fair-haired children and pygmies the world over.

On topic, on with the script!

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What are you going to do? Shoot at the thing, yell an epic one-liner, then immediately die/get attacked by the thing?

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quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

What are you going to do? Shoot at the thing, yell an epic one-liner, then immediately die/get attacked by the thing?
Nope. He'll run at the thing, wearing a McDonalds uniform, shouting "Wait, wait, you forgot your change!" and get hit on the leg by an exploding chair, thus sending him into a deadly tumble. The tumble will knock out a few SpidWebbers, but will also herald the return of Stughalf.

This is all pure speculation, you realise...

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quote:
Originally written by Ayami xx:

quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

What are you going to do? Shoot at the thing, yell an epic one-liner, then immediately die/get attacked by the thing?
Nope. He'll run at the thing, wearing a McDonalds uniform, shouting "Wait, wait, you forgot your change!" and get hit on the leg by an exploding chair, thus sending him into a deadly tumble. The tumble will knock out a few SpidWebbers, but will also herald the return of Stughalf.

This is all pure speculation, you realise...

I bow to your superior speculating abilities.

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quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

I bow to your superior speculating abilities.
Well, I appreciate your bowing, but really, I'm just a prophet for the return of the ferrets.

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What happened to the "Shameless Plug" picture? I noticed it was gone when I was re-reading Episode One.

[ Wednesday, June 07, 2006 09:54: Message edited by: Mr.Bookworm ]

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quote:
Originally written by Ayami xx:

quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

What are you going to do? Shoot at the thing, yell an epic one-liner, then immediately die/get attacked by the thing?
Nope. He'll run at the thing, wearing a McDonalds uniform, shouting "Wait, wait, you forgot your change!" and get hit on the leg by an exploding chair, thus sending him into a deadly tumble. The tumble will knock out a few SpidWebbers, but will also herald the return of Stughalf.

This is all pure speculation, you realise...

Lemme tell ya, you wouldn't believe the stir that incident made within the Union. :)

[ Wednesday, June 07, 2006 18:47: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Originally by Mr. Bookworm:

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What happened to the "Shameless Plug" picture? I noticed it was gone when I was re-reading Episode One.
It just didn't get moved with the rest of the script. It still exists. Dikiyoba put it here. (Don't worry. It's new, not something you overlooked.)

You may resume your speculation now.

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Edit: No one resumed speculating.

Despite this being a perfectly reasonable time for a double post, Dikiyoba is obstinate in Dikiyoba's refusal to double post. So Dikiyoba must think of more creative ways to announce Act 7, Scene 1.

[ Saturday, June 10, 2006 11:07: Message edited by: Tricky Diki ]
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Finally, the next chapter of Dikiyoba's inspired madness.

Now we know that the thing is incorporeal, that in times of great crisis, we like to goof off, that Salmon has a low patience threshold, Nick Ringer, Mysterious Man, and Goldenking really like to drink, Alex has drawn exactly three cartoons, and that everyone likes to spam.

EDIT: You do realize that there are still two Spiderwebbers dead, right?

EDIT2: Sorry Schrodinger. Three Spiderwebbers still dead.

[ Sunday, June 11, 2006 08:45: Message edited by: Mr.Bookworm ]

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You need to throw in a cheesy developing romance.
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quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

You do realize that there are still two Spiderwebbers dead, right?
Like :cough: ME :cough:.

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quote:
Originally written by Robinator, #034:

Incidentally, Arancaytar, Mr. Sexy Pants, I take it by your title you have, in fact, been familiarized with Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman?
Pratchett, yes. Gaiman, no...

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Is it just me, or does Dikiyoba seem to be emulating certain types of movies?
EX:
Episode 1: War Films
Episode 2: Horror/Stalker Films

So maybe...

[ Sunday, June 11, 2006 06:39: Message edited by: Mr.Bookworm ]

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quote:
Originally written by Hastur ^ 3:

quote:
Originally written by Robinator, #034:

Incidentally, Arancaytar, Mr. Sexy Pants, I take it by your title you have, in fact, been familiarized with Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman?
Pratchett, yes. Gaiman, no...

Good Omens is really the only place where Gaiman and Pratchett's styles overlapped. The rest of Gaiman's stuff (at least, what I've read of it) is considerably darker than anything I've seen from Pratchett.

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And out of interest, why did you ask? "Man of the People" doesn't strike me as a reference to anything in particular, and "Hastur" is obviously Lovecraftian...

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Originally by Mr. Bookworm:

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EDIT: You do realize that there are still two Spiderwebbers dead, right?
There are more than two. I think I have about 15 Spiderwebbers that either need to be revived or that need to walk through the door. Wonko, you have not been forgotten!

On a completely unrelated and somewhat random note, the search function doesn't seem to like this page.

Dikiyoba.
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The search function had a brief affair with this topic. After a bitter break-up, the search function deleted this topic from her address book.

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Act 7, Scenes 2 and 3.

Dikiyoba apologizes for not updating the appearances page yet, but at the moment, Dikiyoba is very tired.
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I had trouble working out "Jeansforce Foreman" for a minute there.

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EDIT: Stupid double post.

[ Monday, June 12, 2006 21:42: Message edited by: Sprang ]

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Heh. I can't wait until they try to force skribbane down Alorael's throat.

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quote:
Originally written by Sprang:

I had trouble working out "Jeansforce Foreman" for a minute there.
Perhaps I just didn't get enough sleep, but both that and "Rejoice then Othello, eye surprise" have me confused...

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Jeansforce=Geneforge. foreman = forum(?)
"eye surprise" = "I suppose", possibly.

I thought of it as "rejoin the [something], I suppose", but that doesn't make much sense...

[ Tuesday, June 13, 2006 05:09: Message edited by: Drow ]

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