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Displayed name	Robinator is a Beefcake
Member number	34
Title	Lifecrafter
Postcount	702
Homepage	http://www.xanga.com/darobinbot
Registered	Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00

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Author of 'Rage Polar Bear'? in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Saturday, February 9 2008 18:20 Profile Homepage #3 Wow. There's MORE? Where can I come across these wondrous works? -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Author of 'Rage Polar Bear'? in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Friday, February 8 2008 17:55 Profile Homepage #0 Dear All, Hey there. Long time no see. I came across 'Rage Polar Bear' on my iTunes a while ago, and after Googling it, decided it was a shame that such an orchestral wonder isn't famous. I'd like to track down the author so I can get their permission to make some tiny movie and put it on YouTube. 'Nuff said. Can someone toss me a bone? -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
I am running for United States President. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Sunday, September 16 2007 12:31 Profile Homepage #14 You just gotta believe! But hey, if anyone would like to help out before November 17 years from now, join the Facebook group and invite all your friends! The link's available here: Or rather, here. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
I am running for United States President. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Wednesday, September 12 2007 15:55 Profile Homepage #0 Hey, everybody! Long time no see. I'm up in New Hampshire doing Americorps work before going to college. Wheee! For those who don't know, I also happen to be running for President in 17 years. You'll have lots of time to plan how you're going to get that ride to the voting station. Here's a website: The Official 'Robin Thomas for President' Homepage -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
0MG!!1 I 4M T3H UBER-4W3SOM3!!!!111!! in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Thursday, August 23 2007 11:21 Profile Homepage #14 Congratulations, Tyran. Click here to see who you, in your leetness, remind me of. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Posting Habits in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, March 12 2007 15:49 Profile Homepage #18 After a month or so of extreme and unusual postliness, I now post about once a week, just when there's something really interesting going on. Like a mugging. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Spam Poetry in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, March 12 2007 15:45 Profile Homepage #20 I'm sure they don't make the poetry on purpose, they just cut and paste random text. I've found Harry Potter too, and stuff that sounds like it came from the well-thumbed romance rack at the library. Yay. 700 posts. EDIT: Yay. 696 posts. [ Monday, March 12, 2007 15:46: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Spam Poetry in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Friday, March 9 2007 19:15 Profile Homepage #0 I was leafing through some e-mails the other day and noticed this work of art: "Only whirled snow heaped up by whirled snow, Homeward into the howling woods, although Want anything said at all, which I still doubt) Dismal, endless plain— Two of us, Docteur and Madame Machin, who stand Covering the land— Event, the end of the painted road ends up That this mud draws on the stone." ––Christean Darb You know how in spam e-mails these days, the trolls who wrote the stuff put in random cut-n-paste text at the end of each message? Through some flaw in the system, all this random jargon makes it possible for a bit of the junk to pass through the filters. This phenomenon yields some strangely profound-sounding, if not entirely logical, stuff that really closely resembles some spiffy contemporary poetry. Another one: "the redeyed power. For seeing his own face, Umphal will flee - is thatoffer them. But his passion was exploration of the secrets of realized that that voice had not used the lisping speech of Koonga,the slightest sound which might reveal I did have a listener. I could insignia of Cargo Master on the collar. "Keep your hands in plain my back to their flames I saw only more corridor, unbroken, shadows atone way or another. My father was dead when I came to him, and dead by my back to their flames I saw only more corridor, unbroken, shadows at from Ustle during the next five planet years." ——An online college degree e-mail Then we get into some short prose: "Something to do withthose below, trusting to the strength in my fingers and wrists, I first asking an opinion of it - its value, age, nature. Gems were a stickiness as they passed. I had the laser in my right hand. It might box of a room and the laser beam touched upon an unlighted torch in..." Followed by a beautiful work found in an e-mail advertising some stock on the NYSE: "rose like a stem, from which quivered some narrow pods, more flat than down and began to saw away at the obstructions. Eet was there, his gone, that I had stumbled on traces of one of the Forerunner races, as a guide. But as for me I could see no goal in this wilderness. We, the corner formed by the branched part, a screen of drift piled notdarkness advanced. Perhaps the dusk really was due to the passage of opening. There were things which might be flowers, wide of petal, with or glutinous mud. Yet I clung to the suit, unwieldy as it was for such..." Anyone else have any contributions for the Coffe House of Creative Spam? [ Friday, March 09, 2007 19:19: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Comedy actor Inman dies aged 71 in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Friday, March 9 2007 19:08 Profile Homepage #3 No way! That was the greatest show! Grah. British humor and late-night PBS will never be the same. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
You can do anything if you set your mind to it. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Tuesday, March 6 2007 15:49 Profile Homepage #7 Come on, guys. It's magic. Or Jesus. I tend to think of it as some intricate combination. Powered by MagicJesus! Have you ever noticed how if you add 'rocket' to the beginning of any word it makes it sound cooler? -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Jeff Really hates RPGS>?!? in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, March 5 2007 18:29 Profile Homepage #12 As a matter of interest, Anthony Hopkins, of Hannibal Lector fame, hates acting. He just does it because he's good at it. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
It's a Wonderful Life in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Wednesday, February 21 2007 18:22 Profile Homepage #8 Funny how as CO2 emissions go up, so does life expectancy. Of course, that's just because the countries with the highest CO2 emissions tend to be very developed, but still. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Epitaph in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Wednesday, February 21 2007 18:14 Profile Homepage #10 The Boards have been getting rather eccentric though, as time has progressed. Like the gastrointestinal system of a feral cat. [ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 18:14: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
It's taken two years, twenty-eight weeks, and three days in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Wednesday, February 21 2007 18:12 Profile Homepage #7 May your post count continue to flourish as it does now, like a patch of snapdragons in the sun. In the Sun. [ Wednesday, February 21, 2007 18:12: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Oldbiehood -- Analysis in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Saturday, February 17 2007 19:47 Profile Homepage #36 I remain offended. Having been a member of the Message Boards ever since the Ikonboards were first spawned, I demand a little weight to throw around here. Best ta take it back, Jack. [ Saturday, February 17, 2007 19:48: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
What attracted you here? in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Saturday, February 10 2007 20:34 Profile Homepage #8 The scent of Alorael's musk. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Not yeti another photo thread in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Saturday, February 10 2007 20:29 Profile Homepage #66 Hoy, Nemesis! She's in the colour guard. I be in the Pit. Not Pit as in: But Pit as in: However, that ain't our band. As for looking like a marching band member, well... [ Saturday, February 10, 2007 20:31: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
[Insert Dumb Joke Here] in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Friday, February 9 2007 20:02 Profile Homepage #15 ... After a moment of silence for the previous joke: What's the same about a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar? They both suck when you plug them in. What do you call a hundred lawyers on the bottom of a pond? A good start. What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion? People cry when you cut up an onion. Two Mexican soldiers, Juan and Ramone, are walking through desert-like enemy terrain. They've been separated from their troop for days and are starving to death in the arid desert. Juan, unable to bear it, finally collapses on the dirt. "Juan, Juan! Get up!" shouts Ramone. "There will be food just over the next hill!" So Juan struggles to his knees and the two soldiers crawl to the top of the sandy hill. Sure enough, at the bottom of the hill they see a small shrub growing with slabs of meat hanging off it. Juan jumps to his feet and runs toward the tree, shouting, "Ramone, Ramone! It's a bacon tree! We're saved!" Just then a burst of machine gun fire erupts from the top of the next hill. Ramone flings himself to the ground, but sees Juan stagger, wounded, and fall flat. He crawls to Juan as fast as he can, and finds his fellow soldier breathing heavily. "Juan, what happened?" asks Ramone. "Ahh, Ramone," sighs Juan. "It was not a bacon tree. It was a hambush!" And to finish... Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" EDIT: One for Spiderweb: Johnny gets off the computer one day and tells his mom, "Mommy! Mommy! I want to grow up and be a Spiderweb Software Moderator!" His mom says, "Now, Johnny, you can't do both." [ Friday, February 09, 2007 20:03: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Not yeti another photo thread in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Friday, February 9 2007 19:46 Profile Homepage #55 The girlfriend takin' a spin on my pimped-out Gansta-llac. I'm the only one allowed to drive it. ...and for the record, we're both in Marching Band. :) [ Friday, February 09, 2007 20:04: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Calling all empires in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Wednesday, February 7 2007 18:01 Profile Homepage #10 The Empire For more information, see Star Wars, Episodes I-VI. [ Wednesday, February 07, 2007 18:02: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Why? in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, February 5 2007 18:19 Profile Homepage #45 Well, back in the day, it seemed natural as hydrogen gas to turn 'Robin' into something more techno-cool, like 'Robinator'. Many years past. Then, after a production of 'Anything Goes', I got a "Beefcake Scholarship" award——in reference to my beefy and rippling muscles——for stripping shirtless backstage. And then one thing led to another. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Sulking. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, February 5 2007 18:17 Profile Homepage #21 quote: Originally written by Projec: [ion] I come here to relieve myself of the stresses the sanity of the outside world bestows upon me. I come here to relieve myself. ...flush -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Ahem. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, February 5 2007 11:49 Profile Homepage #4 HAPPY NUMBER EQUIVALENT TO THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES WHO HAVE THE NAME 'GEORGE BUSH'! [ Monday, February 05, 2007 11:50: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
Sulking. in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Monday, February 5 2007 11:40 Profile Homepage #7 You know, he's got a point. At a glance, this forum really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. It's just kind of a big steaming mass of primarily high school and college-age kids swapping inside jokes and being, well, intellectual. But there's a much deeper meaning to General. One might as well ask, "why is anyone anywhere?" Does one question why the place of the leopard is in the jungle? Does one question why DNA is in the human cell? The answer to these questions is simple and the same: because they blong. Because they have etched out a niche for themselves in a place that best supports the Great Spiderweb of life. Everyone here in General is united by a common search for understanding, bonded together in a great web of connections, if you will. Like the twisting caverns of Avernum, as we wend our weary ways through the dark and winding world, our paths intersect, for every tunnel is a part of the same vast network. The Message Boards stand as a spark of hope in the blackness or perhaps a junction of these paths, a momentary respite from the harsh realities of every day. We vent our sentiments, our fears, our humor, in a great explosion of emotions, drenched with the tears of adolescent incomprehension of why life must be the way it is. We have become brothers and sisters, retelling our lives in post after post in a great Plato-esque Forum of Thought, where ideas, beliefs and voices can run unrestrained. This is the backstreets of civilization, where we discuss without the confines of sanity, which we have left at the portal to the Great Board, every aspect of humanity. We are thinkers. We are seekers. But most of all, here, we are all dreamers. ... snort ... LOLZ!!!!111!!omg [ Monday, February 05, 2007 11:45: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**
15 Years(and a day) of Annoyance in General
Robinator is a Beefcake Lifecrafter Member # 34	written Sunday, February 4 2007 18:59 Profile Homepage #15 Happy birthday to you, and so long to your brain cells. -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft Awipe' Posts: 702 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00**

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