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Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! in General
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As the title says, today is, once again, International Talk Like A Pirate Day; a holiday which is, of course, rather self-explanatory. Avast.

So, to cel-arr!-brate, here's a list of pirate pickup lines I received for the occasion. Er. Avast.

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That's some treasure chest you've got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Feel free to contribute. IMAGE(http://degiorgi.math.hr/forum/images/smiles/pirate.gif)

EDIT: Arr! Blarst these scurvy italics, matey!

[ Tuesday, September 19, 2006 16:26: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Please Eddie, pick up the guitar (Ver sqrt(e)) in General
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The Who just aren't as strong at the end of performances as they used to be.

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KOOPA CAPERS in General
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Scorp, the fate of Luigi rests in your clutches. Come on now.

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One Planet Down, Eight To Go in General
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quote:
Originally written by Kingy:

quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

The planet Pluto was named after the Greek god of the Underworld.
I bet he's mighty pissed right now.

They always predict things about the dead rising up whenever the planets align, but when one disappears? Ho, man. I fully expect 'dead man walking' to be a common literal statement any time now.

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One Planet Down, Eight To Go in General
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Pluto is not a planet.

Bugger all this, says here.

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New Computer! in General
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The family bought me this original 12" (I think) iBook in 2003, and it has been my constant friend and companion since.

It's had some bugs though. The entire thing fried after about a year of use (having not been lucky enough to qualify for a LogicBoard recall), and the entire thing had to be sent to Apple, gutted, erased, and then remade, which involved having to firewire the entire hard drive to my mom's much snappier new iMac. Plus, the battery died, and is now sitting on my desk, completely separate from the actual computer, making using the computer in the middle of a desert completely impossible unless there's an outlet.

But this baby's ok. The only really cool hardware it's gotten is a Logitech optical mouse (two buttons!!), and the only really practical upgrade was the extra 512 MB of Ram we bought for the thing, and an OS upgrade to Panther. Woo-hoo.

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Anagrams in General
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Geneforge One: Gone gone free

Geneforge Two: Wet egg for one

Blades of Exile: A Flexible Dose

Nethergate: Anger teeth

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Yet another in General
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HAVE YOU EVER

SMOKED?
I've got some smokin' outfits. But besides setting my hair on fire, no. It smells 'orrible.
GOTTEN DRUNK?
Nope.
STOLE YOUR FRIEND'S BF/GF?
Nahh. Why steal them when they're free for the taking? :P
PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE?
Only with myself at Quizno's one time. It was complicated, but I still managed to get kicked out for PDA.
GONE SWIMMING IN A WHITE T-SHIRT?
No, and if I had, it wouldn't have been too interesting.
BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?
Not in so many words. I've been to a nude bathroom that was on a beach, though.
BEEN CHEATED ON?
Only in Pokémon and Monopoly.
BEEN WALKED IN ON WHILE YOU WERE DRESSING?
Ho gawd, it doesn't bear thinking about. I still close the door for changing socks.
BOUGHT SOMETHING WAY TOO EXPENSIVE?
Yes. Shut up. How was I supposed to know Abercrombie would have it for 58 dollars less two weeks later?
PLAYED STRIP ANYTHING?
Mm. Chicken strips.
PUNCHED YOUR PARENT?
Wow. Definitely not. Never really punched anyone, actually.
GONE TO SLEEP NAKED?
Only underneath my clothes.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME?
Yes. I got to the end of the driveway.
WORE YOUR PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC?
Our high school just did 'Pajama Game' for the spring musical, so you bet your bippy.
DANCED IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IN FRONT OF SOMEONE?
No, but if you have an appointment, we might be able to arrange something.
MADE UP A FAKE IDENTITY WHEN YOU MET SOMEONE?
All the time. Fortunately for TM, he doesn't even need one. We've all probably pretended to be what he really is as some point.
BEEN IN LOVE?
And counting. :)
GOTTEN A HICKEY?
I gave myself one on the back of my hand, once. They say to love yourself...
SLEPT IN A BED WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX /OPPOSITE SEX?
Yep, but it's been a few years. They stop letting you do that after about sixth grade.
HATED THE WAY YOU LOOK?
Haven't we all?
CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP?
Not so much. But if you keep using such loud punctuation, you will.
DONE SOMETHING YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WOULDN'T DO?
1) Have a girlfriend before I was about eighty (it makes sense when you're eight)
2) Stay up past midnight tonight
3) Break my working out habit
...you get the idea.
SUNG IN THE SHOWER?
No. Usually, I'm too busy wondering whether an Alfred Hitchcock character will make me spew chocolate syrup from my chest THIS time?
BEEN TOO SCARED TO WATCH A SCARY MOVIE ALONE?
Eh, I was very glad to have someone there during Silence of the Lambs. And Silent Hill. And just about every other scary movie.
LAUGHED SO HARD THAT YOU CRIED?
Oh yeah.
FORGOTTEN SOMEONE'S NAME?
All the time.
CRIED OVER SOMEONE?
Emo crap, as they say.
SKIPPED SCHOOL?
I had 14 absences in Winter alone during Kindergarten. Since then, I've gotten progressively more goody-two-shoesome.
GOTTEN EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL?
Nay, but there's still time.
DONE DRUGS?
C8H10N4O2!!!!!
GOTTEN A TICKET?
Nope. Gotten a license? Nope. Gotten my temporary license? Barely.
GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?
Yesh. The mansion came out of nowhere, really.
SCREAMED IN A LIBRARY?
Only on the inside.
ASKED SOMEONE OUT?
(having realized how obvious it is I copied the survey from TM's post) Felched?
BEEN ON A PLANE?
I AM the plane.
BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
Yup!
PASSED OUT?
I flipped over the banister of some stairs at my old school and KO'd. Then I found five dollars.
BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes. About seventeen years ago.
HAD SURGERY?
I got five teeth taken off my face a few years back.
PLAYED A TERRIBLE PRANK ON SOMEONE?
Not really. I love how it specifies 'terrible prank' in this question.
MOCKED SOMEONE?
Are mock turtlenecks itchy?
FAILED A CLASS ON PURPOSE?
Nope! My record for doing it not on purpose is pretty awful too.
SEEN A GHOST?
Nope, sadly.
CRIED IN PUBLIC?
I am a rock! I am an island!
BEEN HIT BY A PARENT?
I think just once, but I don't remember it too well. And el madre seemed to feel really badly afterwards.
ATE DOG/CAT FOOD?
No, they take care of it pretty well.
WALKED INTO A WALL AND/OR DOOR?
At the same time.

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Collections in General
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Forget a boat. Build a yacht. You deserve one.

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What's your favorite... in General
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Flavor of donut: Jelly-filled!
Spell circle in Nethergate: I don't remember. Spirit Circle, I recall, was quite crazztastic.
Nationality of jumping bean: Hurr? Erm, Congoese, for lack of a better word.
Animal to keep as a pet: Opossum.
Goal in life: Find true love. Then find five dollars.

[ Wednesday, June 21, 2006 19:18: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Collections in General
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I collect toes. So far I have about ten of them. We'll see if any more turn up.

Besides that, I contributed ardently to the Pokémon craze back in the day. I still only need a Basic Set Raichu and Hitmonlee to have the complete collection.

I also collect dust.

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Polaris in General
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Anyone else remember when Logalot hijacked the power to lock topics on here?

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Inventions in General
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I invented the dictionary. My parents said they were so proud they couldn't put it into words.

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Civil Unions disallowed in ACT in General
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God is love, God is acceptance. The end.

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Just wondering in General
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All there is to say:

IMAGE(http://x15.xanga.com/fb3a41014823461565897/w41265358.jpg)

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Holidays in General
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I wish I had a dorsal fin. Then I could always be at the beach instead of wishing I was.

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Use A Debate Tactic Against Itself in General
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Question: How many TM's does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One, becuase there only IS one, you corpulent optimist.

:)

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Inventions in General
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I made a flute that played itself. Needless to say, it totally blew.

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Interview and Av4 Review at GamerDad in General
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And Avernum 4 was also in the last edition of MacWorld! Ah-hah! The fiendish, malicious Spiderweb Software bloc continues to work its wicked way across the world!!

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What continent do you live on? (in which the voices take over) in General
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quote:
Originally written by Germany Wins:

You know, for real comedy you should watch Arnold movies. My favorite line of his is "You should not drink und bake". What a delivery. Course, now that he's Governor of California we don't have to wait for the movies to get good lines anymore.
And to think we used to wonder what politics was good for.

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Polaris returns! in General
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quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

wOoOt?
quote:
Originally written by Cairo Jim:

[b]wOOOOOOOOt
quote:
Originally written by premonition:

w00t. :) [/b]
quote:
Originally written by Wise Man:

<3<3<3
Spiderweb Software: Not only are we impressively scholarly, but we're good eatin' too.

And the woots are moot, to boot.

[ Wednesday, June 07, 2006 18:57: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ayami xx:

quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

What are you going to do? Shoot at the thing, yell an epic one-liner, then immediately die/get attacked by the thing?
Nope. He'll run at the thing, wearing a McDonalds uniform, shouting "Wait, wait, you forgot your change!" and get hit on the leg by an exploding chair, thus sending him into a deadly tumble. The tumble will knock out a few SpidWebbers, but will also herald the return of Stughalf.

This is all pure speculation, you realise...

Lemme tell ya, you wouldn't believe the stir that incident made within the Union. :)

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Red Rain in India in General
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Hey, Sullist, when did you get here? It's been a while.

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What continent do you live on? (in which the voices take over) in General
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

"They" are the voices, of course. And they want you to give Dikiyoba all your money as well. :P
Again?

[ Tuesday, June 06, 2006 19:41: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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I've always wanted one of those walk-on, extra bit parts. Like in 'Black Hawk Down', the guy whose only line is "Open the gate!! Open the gate!!" and delivers it so convincingly. Or maybe one of those cowboys who crashes through the roof of the Famous Western Saloon, gets hit with a chair and KO's.

If it helps, I do my own stunts too.

Incidentally, Arancaytar, Mr. Sexy Pants, I take it by your title you have, in fact, been familiarized with Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman?

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