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As stated by Mitch Hedburg:My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter, and i don't want them to, and I'm like "hey, hold on, fellas! Lemme hold one of you." Koala Bears they're so cute. Why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one, and hold him, and pet him on the back of his head.

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Originally written by demonslay3r:

Just curious... if the critics "tend to not know what they're talking about," what makes you any more qualified?

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Originally written by Tyran:

With Eragon, they were starting with a terrible book, so the movie was bound to suck.

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On the down side, we no longer get giant cakes in the shape of penises. :(

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Originally written by Garrison:

Jesus's real birthday is probably some other day.

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(I would've included Diwali and Ramadan in mine, but both happened months ago... otherwise it'd be something like Christmawalihanukwanzaramadastice)

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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

That's because Ramadan ended in October this year. :P

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Merry Christmahanukwanzastice to all...

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Originally written by Robinator is a Beefcake:

All I want for Christmas...is you!

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Song quote, perhaps?

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I think so. I've heard that song a couple times before.

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Actually, I imagine there's a number of songs with that title. The one I was thinking of is by the RX Bandits.

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Nation: Bhutan
SUBJECT: Migoi Preservation

WHEREAS, the Migoi "yeti" is known the world over as a mysterious zoological beast by renowned scientists, and

WHEREAS, evidence and sightings across the planet such as the short film of Bigfoot wlaking in a river bank in 1967 by Roger Patterson fuel the dive to help the world realize that the beast is face, and

WHEREAS, a recent expedition by several renowned zoologists in eastern Bhutan discovered a substantial amount of animal hair whose DNA did not match any other known animal species or human, and

WHEREAS, the animal is fact and needs to be recognized as an endangered species and should be protected along with the environment in which it lives, and

WHEREAS, such achievements have been made in other predominant countries where it is illegal to hunt the Migoi's cousin, the Sasquatch, and

WHEREAS, the kingdom of Bhutan has also strived for success in this field with the opening of the Sakten Wildlife Sanctuary as a means to protect the beast from extinction, and

WHEREAS, the kingdom of Bhutan is now having substantial trouble financing the park's maintenances and rangers who patrol the area, and

WHEREAS, the park has helped lead the way with the preservation and protection of the animal with also having a bright future of showing other countries how to help this world wide issue, and

THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED, that this great council creates a committee of zoologists and other great leasders in the science of mammals and the statures of which the animal community is protected and preserved to
1. Help spread the knowledge to the rest of the world that the beast is factual.
2. Provide a seat on the world endangered species list for the Migoi.
3. Find the means to supply foreign aid to help lessen the burden of the Sakten Wildlife Sanctuary on the people of Bhutan.
4. Help educate other countries where the Migoi and its relatvies are populous, on how to protect the creature and its environment such as the efforts set forth by the Bhutanese people and the Sakten Wildlife Sanctuary.

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