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for those of you with humor in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #52
The best one I heard was on one of the old Glider games, believe it or not:

We're sorry we're not home right now;
We thank you for your call!
We are such merry people;
We love you one and all!
Please leave your name and phone number.
We'll call you back with luck!
But if you should hang up too soon
Go...take...a...flying—*BEEP*


It's best when sung.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
WooHoo! in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #21
Congratulations, Tyranicus! May you be fruitful and multiply your posts.

EDIT:
quote:
Originally written by Chat Pimps Anonymous:

To celebrate my 500th post, I've procured the 7000th account. Take that, whoever else wanted this member number! :P
Gahh! How did you manage that? According to my computer, there are only 6997 members. And I've been waiting sooo loooong...!

[ Friday, April 07, 2006 10:41: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
What happens when you die? in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #11
Maybe we all go to Vegas and live in some metacosmic slot machine.

Incidentally, ever read "The Jilting of Granny Weatherall"?

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Abominable Photo Thread IV: A New Hope in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #4
A picture from last year, with me in the middle back:

IMAGE(http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/4809/alanarobinmelauren0yx.jpg)

It's called sexy. :P

Edit: Some javascript came out of nowhere!

[ Sunday, April 02, 2006 07:25: Message edited by: Robinator, #034 ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Periodic Table of Spiderweb in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #6
I'd say I'm Xenon, because it's a noble gas that's pretty self-contained and doesn't bond to anything, except for in specific instances, even though it's been around for ever. It's atomic weight is also only about 6 pounds under mine. It looks good under a microscope too!

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
New Moderator for General in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #24
Three cheers for Aran! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Incidentally, where does his name come from?

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Origins of YOUR Custom Title in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #75
Maybe if I ever get around to finishing that Exile II Replication I'll win a custom title. That'd be nice.

For the longest time I thought Aran's title had something to do with him being such a romantic guy. Like "painting the town red." But with the real reason/allusion notwithstanding, Aran is a pretty lovely person anyway. :P

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #45
About 1 hour and 10 minutes until no new topics, just for the record. :P

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #0
I could be overracting to the situation, but it seems like whenever I look at the boards now, there are about a dozen new topics every day, from hoards of equally pre-discussed polls to bunches of game ratings. Not to slight the authors of these worthy topics, but it seems like General is just getting darn cluttered. Individual topics are losing the thought, creativity and originality that once went in to them, and are being taken merely for granted now. So, just to give everyone some breathing time, I propose that starting at 12:01 AM (EST, because it seems like the time zone most members live in), on Monday, March 13th, 2006, nobody posts a new topic for 24 hours. It's kind of like giving new topics up for Lent, but in this case, Lent is one day long.

Even if no-one else participates, the day will at least be free of topics authored by Robin. So, who will join me in this one day demonstration?

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Ocean Bound and Lost Souls in Richard White Games
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #4
Playing Ocean Bound is like watching a brick trying to fly. A really boring brick. Je le donne 3/10.

Playing Lost Souls is like watching an ostrich trying to fly. Je le donne 8.23/10.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
What the Frikkity-Frick? in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #0
So I sort of drift away from the message boards for about...oh, 2 weeks, and upon re-entry, my eyes are met by a scene of incredible chaos and confusion. It looks like about 3092783 topics have been created in the last few days, 1/3 of which are polls, 1/2 of which have been locked already, and to boot, it looks like there are a whole bunch of new members (and even not so new members) getting canned and even one or two oldbies leaving. Am I overreacting or are things really as hectic as they seem? And if so, what the hey's going on here?

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Favorite Charecter? in Nethergate
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #19
I liked the Talking Skull too. It makes you wonder who it was that did the skull's voice?

—Robin, who wonders how just many posts Alorael makes on average per day.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
number of people - Ocean Bound in Richard White Games
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #6
Ocean Bound is the salt on the slug of life.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
"About Us" page in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #5
This is undoubtedly the best topic ever. Thank you, God, thank you.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
lol in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #20
Lolipop, lolipop, oh, lolly, lolly, lolly
Lolipop, lolipop, oh, lolly, lolly, lolly...

[/some 60's song with a redundant yet riotously, rollickingly relevant refrain]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Roar. in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #22
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar the Grey:

Electronic chain letters, on the other hand, are far more annoying because they don't provide any material suited to release one's anger at receiving it. Clicking the delete button is notably less satisfying than tearing the letter into a thousand tiny pieces. :P
Personally, I prefer the good old-fashioned method of ripping the 'delete' key off of your keyboard, standing about 3 feet from your computer, and bodily throwing every heavy object avaliable at the monitor until the chain letter somehow gets wiped off the screen. The only problem is, often you can only do this once.

EDIT: Typos make the world go round. It's currently 1:21 AM here and I'm supposed to be writing an essay. Coherent speech decided to stay somewhere back at the title.

[ Monday, February 13, 2006 21:18: Message edited by: Robert the Fourth ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Wetting myself... in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #8
"Wetting Yourself" should be the new name of the General Forum. No particular reason, but that somehow seems to fit just aboot everything that goes on in here.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Hanged? in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #18
That news is shocking and saddening to hear. But what if we had been living in that society for our entire lives? It probably would make a lot more sense. Logic, reason, and right/wrong all seem to be relative. Reading Huckleberry Finn a few days back was interesting because it portrays slavery, another controversial concept, as it would appear to a Southerner during that time. Even though Huck's eventually against slavery, it still takes a lot of effort for him to get up the courage and the gumption to realize he actually is against it, and it's neat to see his view in the first place.

But to both slavery and the hanging of defenseless women in a male-supremecist society, I growl.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator? in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #31
I don't think I really contribute anything to these boards. It's like always being in the kitchen of the Big Party of Spiderweb™.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #69
quote:
Originally written by Belisarius:

A specter is haunting Europe --

http://alec.desperance.net/showcase/face.JPG

-- the specter of sexy.

Evidently, the specter of sexy has a mite bit of chest hair. That's the best way to make 'em.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
THE ABOMINABLE PHOTO THREAD REVOLUTIONS in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #24
Gotta love Homecoming:

IMAGE(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4227/robinbudicon4vf.jpg)

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
bye everyone, goodbye forever in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #11
Edward, dude, it's really not worth it to leave. This is generally a nice place, and its peachy side usually outweighs its not-so-peachy side. You get used to TM after a while. Remember that he used to work with cabbages for a living, and that's got to be some justification for being narsty, spiteful and senile now. :P

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Has a song ever hit you like a brick? in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #13
Rhapsody in Blue—Gershwin
The Firebird—Stravinsky
Banana Pancakes—Jack Johnson
You Must Love Me—Evita
Finding Solace Under the Neon Lights—Sofapunch

Oh, and 'Take Another Piece of My Heart' by Queen. 'Princes of the Universe' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody' too, for kicks.

[ Wednesday, February 01, 2006 18:39: Message edited by: Robert the Fourth ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Foreign Language topic! in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #6
J'aime transpoter les crevettes pont du lac. Quelque jour, je sera dictateur du monde. Uh. Ouais.

Ausgezeichnet.

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[ Sunday, January 29, 2006 11:08: Message edited by: Robert the Fourth ]

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Charge ion cannons. in General
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #5
A big hoy-hoy for new and more efficient ways to kill ourselves! Hoorah!

Hare Krishna.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe'
Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00

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