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Question 2: Imbalance of Wealth in General
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Originally written by Mc 'mini' Thralni:

So. I'm ignorant of the historical problems of poverty, and being from a wealthy family don't have to concern myself with money.

I think this is the best way to start discussing the problem.

Edited for length.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Languages in General
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I speak several English dialects, but can only understand two of them.

I am also trying to establish a method of communicating with inanimate objects. It is not going well now, but I may be expecting too much of them.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 2: Imbalance of Wealth in General
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According to a vaguely insane interpretation of Genesis, the ideal population is two. Actually, it was one, but the one asked for another, so it became two. Everything else is overkill, and direct evidence of humankind rubbing the apple in His celestial face.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Your musical tastes in General
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Tuvan throat singing.

and Madonna. Her bubble-gum pop from my high school days was kickass. Good times, good times.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 2: Imbalance of Wealth in General
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Alec - Is this your personal cross? The very idea that the entire world should have standard of living that is "First World" is horrible. The environmental costs would be staggering, and the globe would quickly become fubar.

The ideal, to me, is to have a sustainable community where the potential income matches the cost of living. Crazy Struthers is always on the television crying over how a buck a day will feed, clothe, and hydrate an African village for a day. Or something along those lines. I know for a fact that I couldn't get that much value from my dollar in this country, so it stands to reason that the average indigent from a 3rd world country isn't going to need thousands of dollars a year to survive. Most African nations (surprisingly, given all the negative press) have responsible government and are working towards raising the poverty line, which is exactly the point of the question.

As far as the parable goes, I say with 6 billion people on the planet we can afford to lose a few. Save up those euros until you have enough to go out to dinner. Wow, just think, that 60 euro meal cost enough to feed one subcontinental village for 3 years. Bleagh.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 2: Imbalance of Wealth in General
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Is there inbalance of wealth? Where is the cosmic scale that specifies that net worth has to be equal between two people/groups/countries/etc.??

I'm not so sure that this isn't more of a perceived problem than an actual issue that can or should be addressed.

The real question, IMHO, is how to address the flow of money between rich and poor (again, people/groups/countries/etc.) It seems evident that money tends to flow from the poor to the rich, yet the poor generally still retain enough money to send more in the next go-around. I don't know the answer to this one, but I think it makes a heck of a lot more interesting question than the other one. Sorry stareye....

Edit - Putting the bee back in the but.

[ Friday, April 28, 2006 20:00: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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April Chat Times in Blades of Avernum
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I'll also not be able to attend. Who the hell scheduled this thing? :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Does anyone else stare at every one of Thuryl's posts, looking for the expected pun?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 1: Energy in General
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Originally written by Strontium:

The reality is that a structural shift in energy use is coming.
World leaders have always been keenly interested in feeding their subjects. Occasionally they have been forceful in order to get their way. It is disturbing that so many emerging nations could use extreme methods of persuasion. It is likewise disturbing that any nation can use extreme methods of persuasion, but it would be wrong to hijack poor stareye's thread.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Afterlife in General
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The afterlife consists of repeatedly writing on a chalkboard the following phrase.

"I shouldn't have wasted time wondering about the afterlife."

Really.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 1: Energy in General
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Profile #28
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Originally written by radix malorum est cupiditas:

Recharging batteries takes a long time.
Yes, but most folks don't wait to recharge until the unit goes completely dead. There would be plug-ins at parking lots at work, at home, hotels, etc. Hell, it could become a cottage industry. Supply recharging stations so that coal or oil fired electric generating stations can re-supply your car with potential energy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Question 1: Energy in General
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I think the major issue is that our current increasing rate of energy consumption can not be sustained. It won't be possible to find a better way to get our fix and some behavioral changes will have to be made. While completely silly in most aspects, the book Ecotopia offers some ideas on sustainable energy use.

Living near a west coast seaport, and frequently being on the water, I see quite a bit of merchandise being pushed in or out of port. It seems fairly energy inefficient to produce a product 7,000 miles away from where it is to be consumed.

Another example, one of my personal favorites, is that Australia exported logs to Japan, which turned them into paper products, which were exported to Australia. All oceanic transportation costs (financial and environmental) were superfluous to the necessity of getting toilet paper to the masses of Australia.

One US-centric method of reducing fuel use over the near-term would be to mandate beltways and near-city interstates be >75% HOV on a per-lane basis.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Backyard Mythbusters in General
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When I was shooting at sealions the other day with a wrist rocket I had difficulty with aim. The ball bearings went the correct distance, but the design of the cup seemed underappreciated in that particular model I was using.

In college we did similar roof-top experiments and ended up using a combo of NAPA bungee cords, surgical tubing, parachute cord, and piece of silk (for the cup). The limiting factor on distance was the ability to hold the anchor points stable. This may not be an issue with your application, but in the public setting we did not want to alter the building (the one we were on...)

As far as projectiles go, I would recommend starting with kiwi fruit. Once the mechanics of the operation are smooth, try a tangelo or other orange. They would hurt a human but not injure them, and are unlikely to cause major damage to structures.

Our construct was able to hit the broad side of a barn from about 140 yards, with the target being below the release point. Be sure you can trust any cohorts to keep silent, as inevitably you will be sought out for compensation. Consider yourself cautioned. There is a whole litany of things not to do, but common sense dictates they not get mentioned. There are too many insane peopel around these parts.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"Policing" ourselves? in General
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But I love you. With frilly flowers and happy hearts.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
"Policing" ourselves? in General
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Kel... Why all the hate? Let's see the love!

:)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
G.W.B.W.O. in General
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The owl looks more presidential than the fellow to his left.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Statistically Yours, on the First Anniversary in General
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Originally written by Dolphin.:

Aw, all this cookie talk makes me think of Stugie. Will he be coming back?
Only time, and his university schedule (classes and whatnot), will tell.

He does still lurk.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Statistically Yours, on the First Anniversary in General
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Profile #82
Dikiyoba's name explained?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Statistically Yours, on the First Anniversary in General
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Profile #77
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Originally written by Frank H. Pabodie:

Or do I have spyware?
You are spyware.

Now go for that midnight walk, and be careful to only kick pebbles with your right foot while looking over your left shoulder.

Yes, that should be adequate.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Dikiyoba now declares this thread to be the official thread for the sequel. Thank you, Jumpin' Salmon.
Yes, well, I saw you had written, and knowing that you hate to toot your own horn (as it were) I decided to open the door (as it was) for another round of discussion and debate.

So, how was the outdoors? I just had a maddening look for the dog's ball. Fruitless, and the dog was no help either. Back to it then, there are 12 lost balls out there and I only need to find one of them.

:rolleyes:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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Dukiyola is at it again. Apparently not enough of that which is unholy and wrong has been trampled into the ground.

So far Tyranicus has died. Again. Tune in next week for more dying, possibly Tyranicus, again.

.nods.

[ Friday, August 11, 2006 23:15: Message edited by: Spoilt Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Statistically Yours, on the First Anniversary in General
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

There were only four polls in January (or at least, that's when they were posted in last). shadow, the made a few stupid polls in late December though. All the rating topics weren't until late February/early March.

Dikiyoba apparently has way too much free time if Dikiyoba can afford to go look all this up.

Everyone cracks me up.

My point about January of 2006 is that it was a month prior to Randomizer signing up for the insanity. It was funny that he/she should make those statements.

Now, put down the computer and walk outside.

:eek:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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My Lord is it good to see more constructive discussion on this board. As a kosher hot dog eating American of English descent, I blame long dead rabbis (rather than the totality of the religious population) for some truly massive problems. It is obviously a Zionist plot to keep me from getting a better job and earning more money, thus ensuring that I stay in debt and subservient to the corporate juggernauts that dance with glee on my pain and misery.

Don't people have more pressing things to be concerned about that Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Amin, Attila, or any number of amateur geneticists?

...

Furthermore! Referring to "Jews" as a cohesive unit that can be addressed as one is offensive to me and possible rascist. If you have problems with an individual (ie Hitler) you can identify that person. But don't go categorizing vast groups of people as this or that. Just don't.

...

Any bets on how soon I'll come to my senses and delete this whole thing?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Statistically Yours, on the First Anniversary in General
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Originally written by Randomizer:

The forums are rapidly filling up with junk polls.
Be grateful you missed January of this year.

That was pure hell.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Been very busy in General
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Originally written by Butt Paladin:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Otherwise you find the hole you're in keeps getting filled back up.
Not to pre-empt Thuryl, but his response will be, "With flesh-eating insects."

But,,, At least someone cares enough to keep me properly buried until I die.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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