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Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 14:54 Profile #142 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: We is the majestic plural for I. Universal agreement is possible with the right level of intimidation. Sufficiency is determined arbitrarily. Are these answers sufficiently ominous? Yeah sure. Intimating ability to intimidate is all that has happened, unless your wordplay has suddenly gained volume with moderatorial responsibility and your ability to play has been likewise reduced. And that would be a shame. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How much time do you spend on here a day in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 11:42 Profile #8 Twelvety seven. But I spend remarkably little time at boards devoted to games I don't play. this message sponsored by Purina Troll Chow -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Project GFT Start! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 11:37 Profile #34 The whole 5% argument is just cracking me up. One guy (Webster) defined spelling for the USA. It is far removed from Chaucerian English. Have we descended into nerdism to the point where delta-spelling and delta-grammar must be charted against the decade? For shame. And to think all this came from Aran correctly pointing out that Thralni, by virtue of attempting to learn a foreign language, had made an error. This thread, in and of itself, should be a warning against all who would attempt translation of anything into a tongue not native or near-native. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 09:10 Profile #136 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: I think we all agree that meat has been sufficiently hazed now. Or does anyone beg to differ? Who is we, where on earth have you located universal agreement on anything, and how do you determine sufficency? As far as I see it, you are speaking for one, much like any one of us does on occasions of opinion. The try at ominous use of italics left me underwhelmed. Oh, and :P I fixed your typo. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Project GFT Start! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 06:38 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: And that's enough for grammar pedantry today. :) This, on the other hand, is extremely quote-worthy. Should there be a scorecard somewhere for keeping track of these things, or do you employ a calendar (one of those day/page things) where you dispose of the page or mark it after making your daily grammar correction? Now, I enjoy a good grammar correction as well as the next guy, but is Thralni the right fellow to receive it? I thnk not. He is too sensitive, too much follow-up discussion will take place, and he is not here to learn English grammar. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Project GFT Start! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 06:25 Profile #8 I won't bother to misquote Aran on this one because he is mostly correct. Each of the script-based games has certain "thingies" that produce text from within the engine itself, rather than echoing what is visible in the scripts. For example, in BoA there is a Avernumscript function which asks for a choice (Yes/No), based on a number. Code-wise you would not see "There is a lever here, do you wish to yank on it?" Rather, you would merely see some garbage about dialog_preset_options(2). Of course, you could always entertain an offer to Jeff where you paid him $X, in return he supplied you with GF1 source code and permission to translate and distribute the program in exchange for a percentage of the proceeds. That would be a functional extension of the free-market system without endangering Jeff's primary market, the English and ESL crowds. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mmm, Saganaki... Flaming Karma in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, March 22 2006 06:15 Profile #17 Slarty, I still refuse to vote for you. And you know why. As for the rest of you, aside from mini-Bush, what have you done that would prompt this dial-up user to act in a karmic fashion? Remember, "voting" for Alo is like voting for oxygen... Oh. Topically, I checked and my karmic function resides right around 4.00, with 22 people registering some surprise at my presence. Go figure, maybe I need to start gay-bashing or TM-hating to push up the population size of my sample. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Slarty's Comic Strip in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 21 2006 15:52 Profile #114 This message board has become an extension of a comic strip and a comedy script. So far, TM has been crucified, killed, and banned. What's next? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
UBB in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, March 21 2006 10:42 Profile #1 I'm sure it's only because you don't know him well enough yet, but TM is also Spidweb. It hardly bears mentioning when he appears in two places at once with different PDNs. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 20 2006 21:57 Profile #77 How quickly the spider circles it's prey. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 20 2006 21:45 Profile #75 The most recent incarnation of P.E.#1 has been credited with 4 posts, only one of which is on the "most recent posts" list, as post #0 of the Public Enemy thread. How do we excuse that Alorael is the title holder for that post? Is he also Public Enemy #1? Or (a far more likely scenario) has Arancaytar begun his subversive plot to have all other moderators excommunicated (or shivved, depending on opportunity) so that the ascension can happen as scheduled (a week from this coming Tuesday)? Inquiring, enquiring, etc. minds are waiting. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, March 20 2006 21:23 Profile #343 It's almost as if the author is implying that established members of the community can do anything to influence the direction taken by the community. In 12 Acts, which is what makes it different. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Moderator for General in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 19 2006 22:59 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by V. Les Crime: So now we have confirmation. Aran is an admin love-child. Why don't you share the wealth among the proles who would kill for a chance at your Party goods? —Alorael, who must insist that any and all fun had at Aran's expense not impinge on the others mods' sinecures. Certain individuals don't want to be pressed into having to do their duties. Sounds like the new boy needs to tread lightly. Amazingly, I'm also starting to feel that jokes are like bread. Nonetheless, fixed your typo. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Moderator for General in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 19 2006 21:17 Profile #29 Umm, that sounds like campus police level stuff. How about members in good standing post questionable materials, that while not breaking the CoC, may stretch it somewhat. You know, like maybe post some gifs before the patent expires, or a quote from a copyrighted work. With no attribution.... Anyhow, with new meat at work for several hours, there is plenty of time to iron out the details. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Moderator for General in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 19 2006 20:39 Profile #27 Holy cop-out Batman! Not only does the new mod-bot not stay stable long enough to do the job, but it also can't finish words. :P Edit - How long do we have to haze the new guy? I was thinking 1 week was appropriate, but I forget if it has already been 5 days. i? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Moderator for General in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 19 2006 17:58 Profile #13 Excellent. The chosen one meets all the necessary requirements. This will make predictions much, much simpler. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Terrain Srcipts. in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 23:13 Profile #7 flip_terrain does work. In testing, it switched from doorlever.txt to specobj.txt when the graphic changed. Of course I'm assuming this is for within a town script, as it should be. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Terrain Srcipts. in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 23:13 Profile #7 flip_terrain does work. In testing, it switched from doorlever.txt to specobj.txt when the graphic changed. Of course I'm assuming this is for within a town script, as it should be. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Response in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 21:07 Profile #38 Ed has done nothing but conceal his Edinosity. He should be proud of it. Silently. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Who is the new moderator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 20:32 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Delicious Vlish: Your precious republic is dead. You will learn to serve the Emperor... Or you will die young Jedi. Er, wait. Wrong reality. Right reality. Wrong time to expose the plan. BAD VLISH! [ Saturday, March 18, 2006 20:33: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Who is the new moderator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 20:16 Profile #5 The time of devastation is nigh. Rejoice. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Terror's Martyr for General Mod! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 17:04 Profile #56 quote: Originally written by We are the music-makers: TM, much as I like you personally, I'd hesitate to entrust the position of moderator to a man who has called the destruction of the forum his "coup de grace". So I'm afraid I'll have to pass. Just so you know, it is decidedly un-American to discuss a candidate's past when it could potentially injure a campaign. Actually, this only applies to Democrats, but I had already figured you ran with that crowd. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 16:07 Profile #297 Not even a murmur of condolence for the piscator that retrieved what had been lost? Shame. Shame. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Terror's Martyr for General Mod! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 16:01 Profile #46 You know? I should go fishing more often if this hilarity is the result of a day on the water. I racked my brain cell trying to find a comparison, the closest I came up with was Mexican soap opera. This place rocks. Now shut'er down. You only get 1 hour in 24. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Response in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 18 2006 15:48 Profile #24 I still say that picture of him showed a mullet. Congratulations Thuryl. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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