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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
Title	? Man, ? Amazing
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Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 15:00 Profile #11 I am deeply concerned by the events prophecied in the Attack of the noobs. Argh* may have been banished, which is a good thing, but member 5222 remains. Pokeman Ed has relaxed somewhat, but member 599 lies dormant, waiting. What lies within the UBB, patiently waiting for the sign... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 13:02 Profile #42 quote: Originally written by Dominican Desire: Don't waste your time Salmon, there isn't. I think Jewels must have spoke out of hope that I would try to make my posts more thoughtful. As privately discussed, I have located several posts which are insightful and thoughtful, and I am now filled with shame for having ever doubted the sincerity with which your posts are brimming. Color me green. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Posts from beyond the ban? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 12:47 Profile #3 [Mobster voice from Bugs Bunny cartoons]There was this flood, see, and all this debris, see, it washed around, see, and then stareye, see, he gathered a lot of it, see, and burned it, see, and now there's a bunch of gaps, see.[/Mobster voice from Bugs Bunny cartoons] See? [ Sunday, March 12, 2006 12:50: Message edited by: Fish Brain ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 11:51 Profile #137 -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 11:42 Profile #38 quote: Originally written by Jewels: Sorry for being off topic but I didn't want to start a new one. [quote=[b]Dominican Desire] A very thoughtful post :D You should keep it that way.[/b][/quote]I've wasted several long minutes looking for anything thoughtful written by Marlenny and have come up empty. Please, please show me where it is. I need to replace the awful signature line that I now use. Thanks. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Analysis of Ultimate Game Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, March 12 2006 00:36 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Andrea: Me, me, me, me. That should mean something. FYT. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 22:54 Profile #128 The Assassin is gonna be very demonstrative after hearing about his demise. Perhaps his anger will be eased when he notices that the advertisements at the top of the Dikiyoba site include rifle scopes by Leupold. Alorael, take note. They are fine optics, and the company is adept at customer relationship development. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A4 Windows 99% cpu time in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 22:24 Profile #31 I tried mef, but it was very similar. I use Norton AV Corp 7.6 and Norton Firewall 2005, but turned both off and re-ran A4. It still stutters when going on a long walk, even when there are no obstacles. The oddest thing (Jeff, listen) is that after alt-tabbing back to A4 from the Task Manager, the left-mouse button does not function as a left mouse button. Instead it gives info on objects (like it was the right button), but it will click through a check box. Something wierd this way comes. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
oh no! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 17:39 Profile #8 I think I just heard something go "Snap!" I wonder what it could have been? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
problem with Avernum and Avernum 2 in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 16:37 Profile #1 Try turning off the sound (in Preferences) prior to loading. Also update your sound drivers. This may help. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Classics in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 15:53 Profile #24 Factoid of the minute - L Frank Baum wrote the Land of Oz after visiting the World's Fair in Chicago. I've been a fan of Verne, Orwell, London, Pohl, Asimov, and many more. My attention wanders though, and devotion to an author is fleeting. I'd rather find something new and obscure, eschew the pop or classic pop, until it all becomes mushy and same. Currently I consider classic to include such nonsense as Chabon and Fforde, oh and especially James. She is hot. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General Scenario Design Contest in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 14:56 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: If my scenario-in-progress is too far gone, then I have nothing, and I will be hard-pressed to start from scratch. This is indeed frustrating. My theatre fell victim to sustained idiocy and has been momentarily abandoned in favor of something else. Luckily I'm currently working on something else (not the title of the scenario) so all is not lost. It will be on the small side. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 14:49 Profile #22 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: Now I'm going to have to think of a new topic to start, just to spite all of you. I've got hundreds of nice tame topics if you end up needing an idea. Just let me know what you need and I'll provide it. The first one is free... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 13:43 Profile #115 Oh dear God. Please tell me you didn't start the countdown. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No New Topics For A Day (Monday the 13th) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 13:31 Profile #12 Well, not to throw in a monkey wrench to your glorious uprising (all hail the uprising), but what if someone actually had a valid and timely topic? Do we propose that it is valid to put off a discussion on the imminent invasion of Iran just because it happens to be Monday? I'm not trying to queer this because I begin a lot of junk topics, freely admitted, but because I see serious problems with a blanket denial of self specific to a preordained day of the week or month. Maybe instead, new topics in General should be restricted to certain classes of members that have proven themselves (through hook or crook) to be reliable sources of "thought, creativity and originality." All other forums would of course remain open to all members. (Again, all hail the gloriousness that is organized uprising.) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spock in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 13:22 Profile #6 Huh. And I had actually thought the furry lobsters were an April Fools joke. Not April? I'm sure it's April somewhere in the world right now. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
General chat times poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 11:18 Profile #1 I still don't think the chats will improve my chances of finishing my scenario. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
ME! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 11:14 Profile #73 quote: Originally written by Member Formerly Known as Alorael: —Alorael, who suspects that the dirtiness of the look is directly proportional to the drool emitted by the looker. Situational awareness, as always, is extremely important in these matters. Glass walls, lampposts, etc. are dead giveaways that the look has transformed to leer. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spock in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 10:26 Profile #0 Well, not exactly, but now all the Trekkie folk are reading this too. Leonard Nimoy made a rather easy shift from Star Trek to Unsolved Mysteries and began calmly and logicly explaining the unexplainable to the commoners. Ghosts, apparitions, UFOs, and other unexplained thingies got the whatfor treatment and then, with seconds left in the broadcast, there was the seed of doubt. The "absence of proof isn't proof of absence" garbage that some tof the more logical hold near and dear. The National Geographic channel now seems to carry this show, and this morning they explained away the chupacabra, dismissing another new species to the dust bin. The Malaysian government recently announced that there have been no applications for their famous yeti hunt. It almost seems that lore and legends are being CSI'ed out of existance. I do offer however a ray of hope in this otherwise sterile future. A new species of fuzzy lobster was recently discovered, captured, and analyzed for posterity. So it is possible that absent proof of absence, there are unknowns in the world. There are things left undiscovered, unknown, and it is our sworn duty to hunt them down and kill them. That would make James T a happy man. Oh yeah, the question is, "What unproven thingie do you think is possible, or likely, and why?" -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1 Score in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, March 11 2006 09:47 Profile #5 I always make sure to thank my mother for the pain and agony she suffered while carrying me. I assure her that while it wasn't necessarily worth it, I have done a few nice things. And no, I can't think of any off the top of my head. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Boy From the Bush is Back in Town in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 10 2006 23:20 Profile #59 quote: Originally written by Mc 'mini' Thralni: Then i fear I can't literally translate it to Dutch, as we don't really have such an expression. The thing that comes closest is: "omdat hij tegen een grapje kan." That translated back to quote: because he is possible against a joke which sounds a little iffy. I think it would be closer, in context, to assume that being a good sport is akin to participate in something with good humour, even if participation was unwilling or unexpected. ps. Spelling is humouring D Vlish. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 10 2006 22:46 Profile #109 quote: Originally written by Slartucker: I was under the impression that she jumped you to save you from the 1337 h4x0r's axe. Huh. Now that is what I figured, but the motivation seemed off. Unless it was just a cheap gimmick so the author could reuse a stock character further on in the script. Oh. Never mind. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I've made a script / story in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 10 2006 22:20 Profile #107 While it was in character for me to call Nico an ugly old hag, I'm not exactly sure what inspired her to jump me. That is one to ponder. As far as weapons though, I would prefer to flail with a fishing rod, or perhaps use a tuna gaff for the closer encounters. You know, if historical accuracy is important. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
moderator? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 10 2006 21:33 Profile #47 quote: Originally written by Sir David: I'm not the only one who finds this member hilarious, am I? You all seem so annoyed by him, whereas I am nothing but amused... You, Sir, are not alone. His work has been found to be highly amusing and was indeed the inspiration for my first true signature. Wonderful advice, and from an expert in the subject. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Equip your tin foil bonnets... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, March 10 2006 21:20 Profile #6 By blaming your "host", possibly a euphamism for your "handler", I see that I will need to keep handy my special hat. I'm certainly glad that access has been re-granted though, it is time for me to check progress. Edit - You managed this all on your own? Huh. Maybe the blame should be placed on the implant malfunctions which have been having disastrous effects throught the forums recently. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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